When I watched the diary of the master gold

What really made me realize what it's like to live with Zhang Zhuang was when I shared a bed with him.

I will never sleep in the same bed with others when I have a second bed. Of course, the problem lies with me. My mother said that my sleeping posture is wild and unrestrained. In addition, I often suffer from insomnia. The sound of others will be amplified and exploded in my ears, so I usually go to bed with Zhang Zhuang, and I will be responsible for handling the sheets, so that the willing Mr. Zhang can fall asleep peacefully on the bed after taking a shower.

Okay, let’s talk about how Zhang Zhuang and I developed to share the same bed.It was a very normal day before Zhang Zhuang proposed to watch a thriller that day.Here it is necessary to explain why Zhang Zhuang is so idle, because after I infected Zhang Zhuang with a cold, I miraculously cured him in two days, and Zhang Zhuang decided to rest at home for a day after he stayed half dead in the company for a week.I was quite guilty of infecting Zhang Zhuang with a cold, so I bent over and beat my back with tea and water, trying to let Zhang Zhuang enjoy the treatment like a landowner.However, according to what Zhang Zhuang said later, that day was like a year, and he was forced to drink for nothing from the morning. Get hard... Yes, this is the direct reason why Zhang Zhuang wants to watch a movie with me - he wants to find something to stabilize me.

In fact, any movie can stabilize me, so I just watched Zhang Zhuang click and click, and clicked "The Conjuring", but how could I be persuaded at the critical moment, I was so angry that I closed my eyes calmly in the face of danger ... If I watch ghost movies on the computer screen, I can hold the manman ones, but I installed a smart home theater in order to pursue high-quality game playing effects, and I also decorated the room to pursue the ultimate sound effect , so now even if I close my eyes in the high-energy place, I feel more immersive...

I have almost forgotten what "The Conjuring" is about now. I remember that I was quite calm after reading it. After saying good night to Zhang Zhuang, I sank my head on the pillow, planning to pack up my frightened guts and go to sleep. When I was unconscious, I heard the sound of long fingernails scratching the floor. I wandered intermittently in the room without a ray of light. I still remember the feeling of being frightened into a fool. I was paralyzed for a long time before I thought of breathing. thing.

Although I know that most people are scared to death by myself, I can't restrain the little theater in my head at all, such as:

Do I want to turn on the light? What if I feel cold and greasy hands when the light cannot be turned on?

Should I take a photo with my mobile phone, what if I see a pale and resentful face for a moment?

Thinking about it this way, I feel that there is an unknown creature staring at me in the dark, and the sound of scratching the floor may be that it is crawling towards me...

At that time, there were only two choices in front of me: first, there really was some kind of supernatural power, and this might be a haunted house before, and I might be tortured to death; second, the fingernail scratching the floor might be caused by a cracked floor Illusion, but I definitely don't need to sleep tonight, whether I can survive tonight with a sound mind is still a question.

No, there is a third option!I swallowed, as long as I had the courage to bounce off the bed and run into the thigh room, it would be better than being alone with the malice of the universe.

I was still hesitating at first, after all, how could I let Zhang Zhuang know that I was such a frustrated person, my handsome and tall image might have collapsed in an instant, but after the sound of scratching the floor echoed again, I made a decisive decision and picked up The mobile phone rushed into Zhang Zhuang's bedroom screaming like a savage.

If you want to choose Zhang Zhuang's most beautiful moment of the year, the Zhang Zhuang I saw on the day I rushed in was definitely the Top 10. The warm orange light hit him from the side. Zhang Zhuang was writing something with his head down. Seeing me running in panic, he slowly He raised his head slowly, blinked at me with concern and asked me what was wrong, did he see cockroaches again?

Cough, I won’t mention the dark history of cockroaches. I can only say that I’m not afraid of cockroaches being ugly, but I’m afraid that cockroaches will go to heaven.

Shocked by the beauty at that time, I didn't hear the joke in Zhang Zhuang's words. I stepped forward and hugged Zhang Zhuang who gave me infinite courage, and told him with a serious face that there was a ghost in my room.

Zhang Zhuang didn't smile, but listened to my description of the ghost with the same seriousness, and nodded while listening, as if he was facing a big enemy. I really wanted to fall in love with him at that time, he was so handsome and took care of my self-esteem. Where can I find such a man?

But after listening to it, Zhang Zhuang is not the Zhang Zhuang I love, because he analyzed it rigorously based on the length of time he lived in the house and the changes in temperature and humidity. superstitious……

Friends who are familiar with the routines of ghost movies know that both the protagonist and the supporting role are planted on their own firm materialistic ideas. Don't open a door to the east and a cabinet to the west, and don't turn on the TV or radio randomly. What's more important is ——Don't walk around.

Of course I hugged Zhang Zhuang's thigh tightly, and would rather die than leave his bed.

Seeing that Zhang Zhuang couldn't hold me back, he sighed helplessly and said that he would go to my room to have a look.

I shook my head desperately and said that even if he came back safely, I couldn't tell whether he was a ghost pretending to kill me while I was not prepared. In short, he and I must not leave this room for half a step.

After hearing what I said, Zhang Zhuang finally showed an expression of whether you are mentally retarded.

After a stalemate for a while, Zhang Zang gave in helplessly. He sighed and asked if I wanted to sleep in the same bed with him?

I thought about it at the time, and felt that it was not a wise decision to make a bed on the floor, because I was afraid of seeing a pair of red eyes under the bed...

So I put on an old face and swear to God that if I share a bed with him, I will never snatch the quilt or snore to minimize my presence.

Hearing my words, Zhang Zhuang suddenly smiled inexplicably, took away the notebook and pen on the bed, took out a pillow from the closet, threw it to me and said, "If you catch a cold again, don't blame me."

I said that I just had a cold, and there must be antibodies in my body, so I am not afraid.

Before going to bed, Zhang Zhuang asked me if I was a Pisces.Although I don't understand why Zhang Zhuang believes in the zodiac signs that don't match his painting style, I can honestly say that I am actually a Virgo.

Zhang Zhuang laughed again.

Me: "..." Isn't it allowed that there are a few scum in Virgo?

This night of horror did not end so hastily. I lay in a daze on the bed for a long time and was finally in a sensitive state that was about to fall asleep. I felt a cold and wet hand on my waist, and I sat up in shock. I got up, and of course Zhang Zhang was also woken up by me.

Thinking about it now, before I thought that Zhang Zhuang was so inhumane and cold and abnormal. He was not angry when he was woken up by me. Instead, he rubbed his eyes in a daze and then hit I yawned and put something around my neck, I touched it, and immediately knew it was the small jade card on Zhang Zhuang's body, and sure enough, I heard Zhang Zhuang say in the next second: "It is said that it has been opened, you... Oh, blame me, I shouldn't have shown you that." Then he patted my shoulder and turned around as if going to sleep.I held the small jade tablet in a daze for a while. I don't know the origin of this small jade tablet, but it should be very important to Zhang Zhuang, otherwise I wouldn't carry it all day. Ask him why his hands are so cold and sweat a lot, and whether he has a fever.

Zhang Zhu said in a cute little nasal voice that he was physically weak, his body temperature was low, and he was like this every night without a fever.

I feel the temperature face to face, and it feels quite normal. It is indeed a little lower than my body temperature. At that time, I thought that Zhang Zang might have a kidney deficiency, but it is related to the dignity of men, so I can only be careful. The second-sleep-attribute Zhang Xiang hugged him in his arms. He thought that he would not be able to fall asleep if he held a living person in his arms, but I fell asleep unknowingly, and Zhenzi Kayako didn't come to visit me in the dream. .

Thinking of this, I suddenly wondered how Zhang Zhang thought of me that day. Although I may not have appeared in his diary, he should have been writing a diary when I broke into his room in a panic.

That should be in October of 15. It seems to be after the National Day. I quickly flipped through the diary in my hand, and finally saw the following sentence after a series of swiping: "I have a cold and feel uncomfortable": "Just now Watching the movie, the hairy man was so scared that his hair exploded hahahahaha."

I probably met a fake high-cold financial backer.