When I watched the diary of the master gold

I followed an up master on station b, named Su Xian|Shi, fans nicknamed Brother Yan.The name sounds obscene, but the real person is even more obscene and can do whatever he wants.This granny is a well-known missing person who has been idle all year round, and there are three factors that make him a traffic boss.

Brother Yan is very handsome.

Brother Yan's boyfriend is more handsome.

Brother Yan is really good at making big deaths, and he is a talented person with a sharp edge.

Without further ado, my friends, let us click on the video with the third highest hit rate in the video list uploaded by Brother Yan.

"Fairies, I had a quarrel with my boss Zhang just now, and I think he doesn't love me anymore." In the picture appeared a sharp-edged man with long brows and deep eyes, with a low voice and deep eyes, with a masculine and resolute expression. The breath rushed over.

But seeing our masculine brother Yan wipe his eyes, sniff his nose, and said in a deep voice, "Oh, man."

It turned out that today is the wedding anniversary of Brother Yan and Mr. Zhang. Under Brother Yan's hard work, Mr. Zhang, who is always busy with everything, was kidnapped by him to Australia to pick cherries.

"You guys don't know, in the first few years, Mr. Zhang became very possessive of me, and he would get angry if he didn't answer the phone. Today, when I was picking Xiaohong | Mr. Zhang didn’t react at all when he was next to him, and he wasn’t secretly jealous like he used to be.” Brother Yan’s face was sad, very sad, “Besides, he can’t tell that I’m unhappy. I said go out and buy a set, He just hummed and continued to stare at the phone for the meeting. Doesn’t he know that we already have a bunch of sets of various flavors in our suitcase? Doesn’t he know what I’m doing with the camera? I’ll see him for the rest of his life Just hang out with his nasty developments. Hmph."

Brother Yan sang and sighed three times, looked up at the sky, and there was a standard echo from beginning to end: "He doesn't love me anymore."

At this time, a series of bullet screens:

"Wake up, brother roe, Mr. Zhang absolutely loves you!!"

"So what's the point of having a camera?"

"Isn't it conscience that it's finally going to be updated??? Dog head."

"Hahahaha, take Mr. Zhang away, I really want to steal brother Yan's memory|card."

It was dusk, and the sky was like a piece of blue cellophane. Brother Yan's brows and eyes were dyed a little golden, and he said solemnly: "I've decided to play dead now, so that he can wake up properly."

The barrage exploded. "It's you who should wake up, baby!" "Ding, your boyfriend is online." "Ah, this familiar breath of death is just waiting for Brother Yan to cry."

As soon as the screen turned, the camera was recorded in a somewhat desolate neighborhood. This is a basketball court, and there are passers-by in twos and threes outside the wire fence.

"It's a bottle of fake blood. I just bought it at the supermarket, thanks to my CET-[-] English that carried the audience."

Brother Yan first sprinkled blood on his face, then threw his coat at the intersection, and poured a pile on his white T-shirt. He looked as if he had been attacked and stabbed.

"I'm sending a WeChat message to Mr. Zhang now," Brother Yan sat under the basketball hoop, reading while typing, "Honey, I've bought it, and I'm on my way back."

Brother Yan squinted his eyes, and said slowly to the camera: "You have to proceed step by step to deceive people, you can't call for help as soon as you come up, you have to scare him."

After 5 minutes, brother Yan sent a second message, "emmm, there is a group of people behind me who followed me all the way, ah, they are so fierce."

After sending it out, Brother Yan received a reply immediately. He glanced at it and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang asked me, did I see if it was a kangaroo or a human? He also told me not to single out the kangaroo."

Brother Yan held his mobile phone and said, "Look, at this point, your Mr. Zhang's focus is still so strange. Am I sick? Why did you single out the Australian kangaroo? But it doesn't matter, he is very smart, I just want to Come on, they seem to be coming up... Don't add a period, this kind of sudden stop, like the feeling of last words, not only reveals a hint of danger, but also won't make him rush to call the police. "

Barrage: "Social society" "Exhausted all my life's IQ" "Hahahahahaha why would I pay attention to such a stupid up" "Brother Yan is really strict hahahaha"

Next, Brother Yan hid the camera in the grass, and the phone on his chest began to vibrate continuously.

At first, Brother Yan was very excited, turned his head to the camera and said softly, "Boss Zhang is in a hurry."

After 10 minutes, the phone stopped vibrating, and Brother Yan became anxious.

"Fifteen texts, eight missed calls. I swore I'd be there whenever he called me. Ah, I'm a piece of shit."

"Why hasn't Mr. Zhang come yet? The seconds are like years."

After a few minutes, Brother Yan began to wipe away tears.

"Tell me, will my baby be hit by a car when she was too anxious to cross the road?"

"It's really possible. He asked me to lead him when he crossed the road..."

Brother Yan raised his neck, propped his elbows and muttered: "I can't bear it anymore, I want to call him..."

At this moment, Brother Yan tilted his head, his expression was suddenly excited, he lay down again, and said softly: "Here he is, he was not hit. That's great."

The first thing that appeared was Mr. Zhang's rapid breathing, and then a pair of bear fur slippers at home. A man in gray pajamas appeared in the picture, and his smooth profile flashed past.The barrage began to swipe the screen colorfully.

"Ah, Mr. Zhang's pajama debut! I will always love Mr. Zhang!"

"I can lick Mr. Zhang's prosperous beauty for a lifetime!" "Is there a group to steal Mr. Zhang's???"

"I feel so distressed, Mr. Zhang is shaking all over. I really want to yell at the crying bag of sodium chloride. Be sober! Mr. Zhang has always loved you for seven years!"

The barrage exploded again and crushed the screen, so I had no choice but to turn off the barrage, and now I could finally see Mr. Zhang's face clearly.

"Su Yan...don't..." Mr. Zhang's voice was indeed trembling, or rather, his whole body was trembling slightly, but the strange thing was that there was no clue on his face.

Mr. Zhang is as still as a mountain, silent, completely different from the domineering president who roared wildly in idol dramas. He calmly stretched out his fingers to explore Brother Yan's artery, and then stretched out his right hand to block the " Wound."

At this moment, Mr. Zhang paused his hand to make a call. He turned his head and cast a glance at the camera that Brother Yan thought was hidden. His eyes were deep and murderous.Suddenly, I opened the barrage.

"Hahahahaha exposed, pay attention to Mr. Zhang's high-energy counterattack is coming." "Wait, how did Boss Zhang find out?" There is no cut and no blood coming out, how stupid the roe deer is." "Mr. Zhang: You don't know anything about my acting skills.jpg."

Without a single pause, Mr. Zhang's breathing suddenly got out of rhythm, and he pressed his heart, his voice was full of suppressed pain: "Su Yan..."

"Fuck, Zhang Zhuang!" Brother Yan bounced up like a corpse, hugged Mr. Zhang, and said anxiously: "What's the matter!? It's okay, take a deep breath, I lied to you, calm down baby, I'm fine No……"

Mr. Zhang grabbed Brother Yan's clothes, his breathing became more rapid, his face was frighteningly pale, and he said softly, "I... love you."

Brother Yan collapsed on the spot, holding Mr. Zhang in his arms and yelling: "Do you have a heart attack?

"Don't cry, I don't blame you. After I die... I will give you all the inheritance... If you think about me...you only need to think about it once a day." After the weak Zhang finished speaking, he tilted his head and blinked at the camera. However, Brother Yan, who is known as the most witty young man at station b, didn't see it at all, with a sad face, tears streaming down his face, sobbing: "Don't talk, please, I don't want your shit inheritance..."

Brother Yan looked like he was going crazy holding Mr. Zhang. He held his mobile phone and said to himself: "120, ah no, 911? What is the Australian emergency number, can you hug a heart patient? Zhang Zhuang, don't sleep... help ... help!!!"

The barrage was blood red. "Looking straight at the scene where the roe deer was abused" "How fat is this feeling of wanting to cry and laugh at the same time?" , the emergency number is 000."

With a crisp slap, Brother Yan slapped himself, shaking his mobile phone and said fiercely: "Calm down, Baidu first, don't be afraid, at worst, we will die together."

Following this crisp sound, Mr. Zhang's conscience probably was awakened. Mr. Zhang stretched out his hand, took Brother Yan's cell phone, and said amusedly and helplessly, "Su Yan, I'm teasing you."

Brother Yan's expression was as complicated as if he knew that he was pregnant and his biological father was an alien.

Next came the large-scale dog abuse scene. Brother Yan was crying and overwhelmed Mr. Zhang, the private actor who was delayed by making a lot of money. He kissed and touched without delaying his crying.Since the picture was cut out, I don't know how long they kissed. Anyway, when it was cut back, it was already dark, and Mr. Zhang's lips were as red as if he had eaten ten packs of spicy sticks.

Brother Yan's vicissitudes of face came to the camera, his eyes were red, "It's just like this, little fairies, I was wiped out by the black-hearted male god Zong Zong, a miserable horse, forced to bear the psychological shadow comparable to the doomsday at such a young age. "

Mr. Zhang pulled Brother Yan to stand up, patted the ashes on his body, and said, "You did it first."

"Hey, it's not that... just say, in the morning, that little brother confessed his love to me, why do you look like you don't care, huh? After so many years, I don't even want you and Lei Shu to play mahjong together Well, how tightly did you control me before? Don't relax, I really like being controlled by you!"

Mr. Zhang raised his eyebrows, pondered for a moment, and asked, "Did someone confess to you?"

"……Yes, I have."

Mr. Zhang tried hard to recall and questioned seriously: "How much did you score in the listening part of CET-[-] and CET-[-]? Did you hear it wrong?"

"..."

Brother Yan received a fatal blow, he showed an embarrassing smile unique to a scumbag, coughed dryly, and said, "...Honey, shall we go back to the hotel?"

Mr. Zhang smiled helplessly, nodded, and suddenly stopped, Brother Yan was extremely nervous, and said: "What's wrong, sprained your ankle? Does it hurt?"

Mr. Zhang thumped his legs and said doubtfully, "I...seem to be a little weak."

The barrage was full of joy. "What did you do, Mr. Zhang's legs are weak?" "Mr. Zhang must have run over desperately, and his body was hollowed out after the long-distance running." "Scared, people are like this after being stimulated."

"Oh, it's okay, I'll carry you back."

Then the screen went black and began to shake violently, only the sound was clear.

"Hey, I suddenly remembered, you were in a meeting when I went out, did you delay your business?"

The camera focused on Brother Yan's bearded Bala's chin and half of Mr. Zhang's face. Mr. Zhang leaned on Brother Yan's shoulder and said lightly, "It's nothing, just a few hundred thousand."

Brother Yan paused, and said: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will pay you back."

Mr. Zhang chuckled, and hugged Brother Yan's neck tightly, "You should pay for it. 100 years."

Brother Yan turned Mr. Zhang upside down, and said, "Hey, you can't spoil me like this all the time, you know, my nickname has changed from Brother Yan to NaCl, and now I'm a little trickster again, tsk tsk tsk..."

Mr. Zhang smiled again, and after a while, whispered: "Su Yan, don't scare me with such things in the future. I... I'm really scared."

Brother Yan sniffed, and said, "Stop talking, I regret it to death. If you talk about it again, I will cry and cry on the street again. After I go back, I will learn all kinds of first aid knowledge. Really."

Mr. Zhang tilted his head and kissed the palm print on Su Yan's face, then leaned on his shoulder and closed his eyes. At the end of the video, there was the bright starry sky in the southern hemisphere.

With tears streaming down my face, I voted in coins and clicked on the second video...

The author has something to say: When changing the lock seal, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred.Visually, there should be more, let me think about the [-] ways to kill Xiao Zuojing