When I watched the diary of the master gold

"Fuck, why did you suddenly zoom in on your move!" I fell to the ground with my chest in my hands and felt my heart rate explode, "You also used parallel sentences, it's over, I'm afraid I'm going to lose my heart"

Zhang Zhuang smiled and leaned on me and laughed at me: "Why do you play so much, you are so annoying..."

I rolled three times on the ground holding Zhang Zhang, rubbed his nose and kissed him: "That's your annoying spirit, is there anything else, I have something that particularly attracts you?"

"I'll just say it once, don't force me to say it in the future"

"Okay, okay." I raised my palms and swore to the sky, "Say more and I'll listen to everything in 10 years at once."

I can clearly feel that Zhang Zhuang resisted the urge to roll his eyes and reluctantly opened his mouth: "In terms of body, you look in line with my aesthetics."

"Where, where do I look in line with your aesthetics?"

"Well, it's good-looking, with a slender waist and long legs."

"I'm sorry, all handsome guys look like this."

Zhang Zhuang slapped me, but his ears turned red: "It's just that your eyes are very dark and bright, and you look at me as if you only see me, your lips are soft and easy to kiss, and your hands are on the keyboard. The way it knocks and knocks is very attractive, and the hair on the legs is also soft, and it feels very comfortable to rub against it when you sleep at night...it’s almost there, isn’t it?”

Speaking of which, I haven't settled with you for secretly calling me a hairy man.

I squinted my eyes and waved my hands: "Well, yes, you have found a routine, by the way, when did you find out that you like me?"

This time Zhang Zhuang was silent for a long time before he spoke slowly: "Do you still remember the time when you bravely went to the hospital for a righteous cause?"

I blinked my eyes and tried to recall, and finally dug out the incident of seeing injustice and drawing swords to help in the ditch of my brain. I still remember that it was May Day and it was my birthday.

At that time, although Zhang Zhuang came to me very frequently, but there was still a certain distance from formal cohabitation.On my birthday, some people always ask me out to get together, but I didn’t seem to be able to come that day, and I went straight to the bar to get high until almost 12 o’clock like a grass mud horse with a prolapsed anus.According to the usual practice, I would definitely hook up with a good little Ling and go straight to the hotel to give myself a birthday reward, but this is different from the past, after all, I am also the person who signed the contract. , Spontaneously and consciously stay three meters away from the coquettish bitch.At the same time, this also led to a sharp reduction in my entertainment items. I said goodbye to my friends in a dull mood, and planned to take a Didi taxi to go home and sleep.

As a result, as soon as I went out, my drooping drunk eyes dimly recognized the man in a suit smoking under the streetlight across the street like Zhang Zang.Taking a closer look, this man really looks the same as Zhang Zhuang!I was so drunk at the time that I didn't realize that I might have met a real one until I was pushed to the wall by the fake one and pressed down to pull off my pants with brute force.

I was very hurt when I was hit by Zhang Zang, but because I drank too much, the reflection arc can circle the earth three times, I still supported Zhang Zang's shoulder and said in a good temper: "Baby, you are too hungry..."

Unexpectedly, when Zhang Zhuang heard my words, his eyes were tearing apart. He held my collar and asked me word by word: "Who are you calling baby?"

The big reason why Comrade Su Yan's IQ balance is insufficient all the year round but he still survives so far is that even if he is drunk to the point of unconsciousness, his EQ can still be performed at a super level.At that time, although I couldn't focus my eyes, I still said to Zhang Zhang seriously: "I only have you, Zhang Zhang."

"Hmph," Zhang Zhuang let go of my collar, full of aura: "Why are you not at home and still not answering the phone?"

I yawned and fumbled for my phone. In fact, I was a little impatient at the time. You need to make an appointment at least 3 hours in advance, right? I’m not your little slave who is always on call. Fierce.Thinking of this, I took out my phone angrily and decided that I would ignore him for the next hour, and then I saw Secretary Huang’s blood red and bold WeChat message, and I still remember what she wrote: “Su Yan, you are finished Mr. Zhang spent two hours just picking cakes, but he couldn’t find you. I’ve never heard his voice so cold. He’s already at the door of the bar now. Pack it up and come out. Good luck."

I looked at the time, this one was at 8:9 p.m., and then there was another snarl from Secretary Huang: "Why haven't you replied to me? I'm afraid my sophomore high school student is going to die..." This one is after 00.08:4 p.m. .I blinked and turned on the screen, um, [-], it's already the second day, which means that Zhang Zhuang has been standing here for almost [-] hours.

At that moment, I was enlightened and forcibly woke up to make the most correct reaction——apologize.Naihe Zhang just ignored me with a cold face and walked forward on his own. I followed behind with small steps and explained persistently: "I'm sorry, the music in the bar can make the dog deaf. Next time I go out, I will turn my phone to Can you hang the vibrating stickers around your neck... What are you doing standing at the door, are you waiting for me to hook up a little goblin to come out, so give me a punch... To be honest, I’m so good, you really It's time to come in and take a look, a circle of people are sitting in rows with their shoulders crossed, and there is no one next to me, it looks like a dog from a distance...By the way, are your legs sore, I'll carry you away..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Zhuang stopped in his tracks. I was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized that he was asking me to walk behind my back!I squatted down: "Come, come, jump up."

Zhang Zhuang frowned and raised his hand to pat me straight: "Did you hear someone calling for help?"

"What did you say?" I shook my confused head, as if someone was calling vaguely, but there seemed to be no one around.

At that moment, I really understood Zhang Zhuang's executive power as the president. He sternly threw the phone in my hand and said, "Stay where you are, call the police." Then he took a few steps forward, turned a corner and disappeared... …

I was very depressed at the time.

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