[Quick Transmigration] Boyfriend system

Hello, friends of the "Mermaid Cai Su Da General Attack Post Bar", I am the tenth-level great water god of this post bar: Doudou is so cool that he has no friends.

A month ago, in response to the "Fighting the Evil Old Attack" campaign initiated by the owner of this bar, I prepared a series of detailed counterattack plans, and carried out a series of counterattacks when I went to Sisifri Island with my husband for our honeymoon. Try to act, the following is my memory report post.

Please also read it in a civilized manner, and do not shoot lightly.

I am a very rare golden-tailed mermaid. Although I think my name should be Doudou, so cool that I have no friends, but my man still insists on calling me Doudou, and I am forced to drop a lot. !well.

Fortunately, my heart is as broad as the sea, and I have the natural kindness and gentleness of us mermaids. After crying, making troubles and flicking my tail three times, and having quarreled with men eight times to no avail, I decided to generously allow this fish-lipped human to call me my little one. Name: Doudou.

My man, cool and domineering, is the most indispensable in the youthful white romance novels, the president of the group who can make you "the cool king breaks" in seconds.Although I call him a big villain, old pervert, etc. in private, but when there are other people around, I will still call him my dear, husband, Mr. Xi in a very gentle and sweet way... There is no way, as It is also very important for a qualified mermaid general attack candidate to take care of his man's face ╮(╯_╰)╭.

Not much gossip, let me describe our honeymoon trip in detail below~ Hehe, the friend who jumped into the building is right, I am showing love, honeymoon, you come and hit me~

cough cough.

The man and I went through a period of setbacks that were both big and small, before we finally got together.After being together, the man held me the grandest and most luxurious wedding.

In fact, how extravagant and eye-catching the wedding was, I didn't remember it at all after a month.But the only thing I remember is that my man was wearing a black abstinence suit, walking slowly towards me on the red carpet, he looked at me seriously, then stretched out his hand to me, and said to me: "Doudou, follow me Together, okay?" I burst into tears at the time, don't say that I have no ambition and courage, but when I meet the man I love the most, I am willing to hold my hand and walk on for the rest of my life, what is so hypocritical strength?I immediately grabbed his hand and rushed over!

Facts have proved that my choice was not wrong [lewd laugh], the man treated me very well after marriage, and even left a bunch of company affairs behind, and carefully planned the most romantic trip for us.

But the only thing that makes me unhappy is that this sullen man, who usually looks gentle and kind, turns into a crocodile when he gets on the bed. Get off me.Cough... This is one of the reasons why I am actively involved in counter-offensive activities.

After exhaustive preparations, the man and I finally left everything in our hands and devoted ourselves to a trip that only belonged to the two of us, temporarily experiencing the beautiful life of "envying mandarin ducks but not immortals".

At 04:30 in the morning, we were waiting for the water flight at Reina Airport.

In fact, the man once asked me if I want to drive a special plane. After all, I have money... Cough, well, my man has money... Anyway, his money is my money!no difference!

But I still insist on sitting in the big handjob machine here, because it is said that there is an awesome and beautiful uncle with bare feet who drives the handjob machine...

No, no, you all misunderstood just now, I didn’t post anything, what I want to say is that the sunrise here is said to be beautiful, that’s all!

The sunrise at 04:30 is really beautiful. I have never seen it in our side!

The sky is very blue, much bluer than the sea water. Chuyang hides behind the white clouds in the sky and slowly pokes out. The golden color that radiates gives the white clouds a layer of gold. It looks like the ones sold at food stalls, roasted side by side. Golden white flour cake is the same.

The man and I finally got on the plane.

The big handjob that flew to Sisifli Island was the kind with a red top and white bottom, and some words I couldn't understand were sprayed on it.

According to my man's translation, it means literary words such as "Mengli Xiangyuan". Forgive me for my limited intelligence, I really don't remember clearly.

But this is not the point, the point is that the captain who turned on the handgun was actually barefoot!And then really handsome, handsome, handsome!Just a little worse than my man~~

I couldn't help but look at him twice more, my man's complexion turned ugly instantly, a paw lightly pinched the back of my tail, so crisp that I almost cried out on the spot!

What?The friend who jumped into the building asked me where he pinched it? !Behind our mermaid, where do you say it is? !Has your child passed the estrus period?If you are underage, click the cross on the upper right, my post is banned for 24 days!

In short, the man made me honest all of a sudden...

Honestly nestled in my arms and looked down from the porthole of the handgun, I could see the vast blue sky, which made me want to jump directly from the handjob into the sea and have a good swim.

I think that although we are artificially cultivated mermaids, we must retain the nature of natural mermaids, longing for the sea and loving nature.

The man seemed to see my ready to move, lowered his head and kissed my face, maybe he was afraid of disturbing other people in the handjob, lowered his voice and said in my ear, when we arrived at Sisyfri Island, let me swim for a while. enough!

As I mentioned earlier, my man belongs to the unique type. Not only is he handsome, but he also has a good voice.The voice was so low that it was close to my ear, and the hot and humid air was sprayed over. How could I remember the sea, it had already softened him.

Friends, don't laugh at me. When I married my man, I just entered the estrus period. During that time, I was basically at the point where my body would go weak when I was teased. I wish I could crush the man on the spot and kill him.It's a pity that there were so many people around at that time, I could only huddle myself in his arms, not to mention how depressed I was!

Seeing me in this state, the man smiled happily... Yes, he actually laughed!

QAQ I'm sure he definitely did it on purpose!

Don't speak for him who jumps in!

After several hours of flying, we finally arrived at our destination, the sky over Sisifri Island.

Looking down at the island from mid-air, it is actually heart-shaped!The island is surrounded by greenery, surrounded by light yellow sandy beaches, then the light blue near-shore water, and the outermost layer is the deep blue sea.It's like the kind of coffee with heart-shaped foam, what's it called?Forgive me, this stupid fish, forgot again... If you know, you can reply me downstairs!

Get off the handjob, let's go to the hotel we booked first.

The hotel here is very special, it is actually built on the shallow sea!

Each room is a log cabin made of wood, and each cabin has a wooden balcony. There are two beach lounge chairs on the balcony, and the clear light blue sea water is under the balcony.

My favorite thing to do is to lazily sleep on the deck chair, blowing the cool sea breeze, listening to the sound of the sea hitting the coast, and looking at the sea and sky in the distance.Usually when I lay my body on the balcony, the man would make appointments with other travelers in the cabin to go snorkeling.Humph, I don't admit that he, a human being, can swim better than me, a mermaid!

When the man comes back from diving, he will take a shower, then put his arms around me and watch the scenery together.Whenever this time, I would think, how good it is to let time stop at this moment forever, even if I turn into a sculpture with him, I am worth it.

It's a pity that my man didn't seem to get my rare literary and artistic cells. He suddenly let go of his arm around me, then excitedly pointed to a certain direction under the balcony, and said in surprise: "Doudo, look, is this a Baby shark?"

shark? !Fuck, isn't that a very ferocious creature? !Shouldn't you come over and eat us!Wherever I dared to get close, I was so scared that I jumped on him.

Next, you must have never imagined my man's behavior.He actually, actually threw me back on the couch just like that!

Yes, you read that right, he threw me back again!You can empathize with me, what kind of shit was my mood at the time? !

The man hurried into the room like a child, and when he came out again, he was holding a black and yellow ball in his hand. I took a closer look, wasn't this a slice of toast from the hotel?

The man squatted directly in the direction of the little shark, crushed the slice of bread and threw it down, beckoning me to look at it while throwing it.

There is an old saying that goes well, if you don’t see it, you don’t know it, but when you see it, you will be shocked!

The small shark that I thought was very V587 was only as big as two palms of mine, not as majestic as a big fat fish I had caught before, so I was a little worried seeing this.

You said, the baby of such a vicious shark has only grown so small, so the baby of my man and I must not be as thick as a finger, right?

The man interrupted my random thoughts in time at that time, and then showed off to me a little proudly, saying, the bread crumbs he threw made the little shark stop and linger below, and he was reluctant to leave.cheeky!

I was not convinced at the time, and immediately said that we mermaids don’t need bread crumbs at all. When we sing, many, many small fish will come up to us with their tails wagging~

The man said: Youyouup, noobibi.

At this time, it is naturally time to reflect my general offensive aura!I immediately cleared my throat, wagged my tail and started singing.

Not to mention, what I sang was really sweet, ethereal and melodious, touching the heart, and attracted other mermaids in the wooden house next door to sing along with me.

You who jumped into the building asked me if the little fish was attracted?

nonsense!I, Doudou Da, is attacking, and there are still things I can't handle? !At that time, Xiaoyu came and waved again and again, making the man truly realize my strength.

The man was dumbfounded immediately, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Stop singing! There are so many little fishes! They are going to overturn our log cabin!"

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Have you laughed enough?My man is back, I'm going to sleep, I will continue to report next time, hum!