Don't call me Seimei Abe [Comprehensive]

This kind of thing, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

Ye Kai came to the girl's side and asked in fluent stick words, "Excuse me, where does this melancholy ghost uncle live?"

"Huh?" The girl was taken aback by Ye Kai's question, obviously she didn't expect that the other party would rush over to ask this.

"Why do you ask this?" The man who was protecting the girl stood in front of the girl and asked Ye Kai, looking directly at him.

"As a tourist who stopped his travel itinerary due to rain, can he discuss it with this melancholy uncle?" Ye Kai said unhappily. Destroy it!

"Pfft! You're so funny." Looking at Ye Kai's exquisite face, the girl couldn't help laughing out loud, and the single eyelids were even more so.

"So, can we go find this uncle?" Seeing the girl smiling happily, Ye Kai asked decisively.

"Obviously not, I'm going to school now." The girl shook her head, it was impossible for her to take someone to meet Uncle Ghost casually.

"Chi Enzhuo, I called a...car for you..." The man who was protecting the girl urged the girl, and in the middle of speaking, he looked out at the raining outside with a dull expression.

Chi Enzhuo turned his head and saw a car parked outside the door of the hotel, a long black umbrella opened, and a man who was full of literary style and shame came out of the car, Chi Enzhuo exclaimed in surprise , "Uncle?!"

"Get in the car and take you there." The uncle walked up to Chi Enzhuo and said to her expressionlessly.

"Are you that melancholy uncle?" Ye Kai finally grasped the point, it was right that the girl called this uncle!

"What?" Uncle Ghost had a confused expression on his face. He didn't expect such a young man to rush up and question him, "What Uncle Melancholy?"

"Is that what you did? Please don't rain, we will come out to play once in a while, is it really okay to ruin our high school trip?" Ye Kai saw this stupid uncle, and immediately expressed himself to this guy without slowing down. idea.

That's right!The baby is not happy!

Although they can't kill you, they can let Shikigami beat you up!

Zhao Yuan didn't understand a word, and asked with an expression of who am I and where am I, "Kaizi, what are you talking about?"

"I'm asking this uncle to stop the rain." Ye Kai said without looking back.

"That's right, boy, if you don't stop the rain, I'll see how I can deal with you." Zhao Yuan nodded, and then said to the angry guy in English.

"Who else do you want to deal with?" Ye Kai couldn't help turning around when he heard Zhao Yuan's words. You kid has the heart of a big monster, but you don't have the body of a big monster.

"Anyway, I am also a big monster." Zhao Yuan was unhappy, can he still be a little friend!

"Yes, you are a big monster." Ye Kai looked helplessly, then looked at Uncle Ghost and asked, "Can you stop the rain?"

"That's right, don't think I'm afraid of you because you stabbed a sword in your chest." Zhao Yuan warned Uncle Ghost behind Ye Kai.

"The rain seems to have stopped." Chi Enzhuo pointed to the weather outside and reminded him in a low voice.

"Are you the demons of Huaxia?" Uncle Ghost expressed a little excitement, and the sky outside became clearer, "I mean, can you see it?"

"Please don't use you guys, I'm an authentic person." Ye Kai was speechless, who is a monster, the young master is a pure human, okay?

"That's right, my uncle is a demon." Zhao Yuan said proudly, I am a demon and my proud expression is no one else.

"Go ahead, with your current physique, you are ashamed to say that you are a demon." Ye Kai laughed unceremoniously. After Zhao Yuan awakened, his IQ plummeted, and he began to miss the former Zhao Yuan again. Now this guy Except for the enhanced physique, there is no advantage at all!

"Why are you embarrassed?" Zhao Yuan looked at Ye Kai innocently and asked, apparently he didn't realize that Ye Kai was mocking his point.

"Wait, uncle, are you speaking Chinese?" Ye Kai suddenly realized that the conversation with this uncle just now seemed to be in Chinese.

"A cultured ghost..." Zhao Yuan couldn't help sighing with emotion.

"Knowing how to speak Chinese means being educated?" Ye Kai only felt that there were black lines all over his head. Although he didn't know much about ghosts, he wasn't as shameful as Zhao Yuan!

"That's necessary. I didn't see foreigners come to learn Chinese. It's obvious that we've been awesome for 5000 years." Zhao Yuan said as a matter of course.

"Go out and don't say I know you..." After awakening, Zhao Yuan couldn't look directly at him, Ye Kai just wanted to cover his eyes.

"Good buddy, how could I forget you." Zhao Yuan stretched out his hand to hold Ye Kai with a smile, and would not let go of him no matter what.

"Who the hell are they? Uncle." Chi Enzhuo had a dull expression on his face. Ever since Uncle Ghost spoke in Chinese, she couldn't understand it anymore.

Uncle Ghost was excited at the moment, and he didn't want to send his sister to school at all, so he said perfunctorily, "Don't worry about it so much, children, go to your school."

"Aren't you going to give it to me?" Chi Enzhuo could only express his opinion speechlessly, the uncle was really unreliable.

"Dehua, I'll leave it to you." The ghost uncle directly pushed the girl to the young man beside him.

"Uncle, you are too irresponsible." The man named De Hua had a sullen face, no such thing!

"I'm here to receive foreign guests." Uncle Ghost said confidently.

"What kind of reception is this for foreign guests!" Dehua almost vomited blood, such a wayward soul!

"What are they talking about?" Zhao Yuan looked at the two chattering back and forth, but unfortunately he didn't understand a word, he was really worried, I don't know how curious he is!

"Don't look at me, I'm not the translator you hired, and I don't want to translate this kind of unnutritious words at all." Ye Kai refused to be the translator with a dull expression.

"Okay, you won..." Zhao Yuan's dead fish eyes instantly burned with fighting spirit, "Fuck, I'll make up for it when I go back!"

Ye Kai attacked this product mercilessly, "Hehe, are you going to export it to domestic sales?"

At this moment, Uncle Ghost had already dismissed those two, turned around and extended an invitation to Ye Kai and Zhao Yuan, "May I be honored to invite you two?"

"Okay." Zhao Yuan agreed without thinking.

"Wait, what about our travel arrangements?" Ye Kai immediately turned his head and stared at Zhao Yuan, you brat, are you kidding me?What about according to the schedule?What is the itinerary you spent two days writing for?Have you secretly eaten it?

"Ghosts are not interesting in those broken places, let's go." Zhao Yuanhun waved his hands indifferently, and looked at Uncle Ghost with interest.

"You are such an unpredictable boy." Ye Kai felt a deep urge to touch his forehead at this moment. Could it be that he is too old to keep up with Zhao Yuan's pace of thinking?

"Thank you for the compliment! I will continue to work hard!" Zhao Yuan raised his chin proudly, not to mention how much he owed a beating for his virtue.

"There is no need to evolve anymore, the old man can't handle it." Ye Kai complained expressionlessly.

The two of them followed into Uncle Ghost's car. Not to mention, Uncle Ghost really knows how to enjoy himself. The car he bought was very nice and comfortable.

In the end, after I followed Mr. Ghost to his house, I realized what a local tyrant is.

"Everyone is a monster, why is there such a big gap?" Zhao Yuan's face collapsed, yes, although he is a monster, but he is completely poor now, and the only thing at home is a two-bedroom apartment bought by his parents. house.

"This is just a house in China. In Canada and other countries, there are other houses. By the way, there are also houses in China." Uncle Ghost didn't know what restraint was at all, and continued to show off his wealth cheerfully.

"What should I do if I'm very envious and jealous?" Zhao Yuan had the urge to kill the ghost uncle at the moment, it was too irritating, ah no, it was too demonic!

People who have been working for more than ten years can't change many mantras.

"Cold salad, I still have a whole building in Huaxia, do you want to be jealous?" Ye Kai said happily, he didn't even mention other industries.

"You local tyrant!" How could Zhao Yuan not know about Ye Kai? In fact, most of the people in their class are very rich. To be able to mix in with this group of rich people, Zhao Yuan felt that he was a strange flower. .

"No way, who told you that you can't reincarnate." Ye Kai spread his hands, you know, reincarnation is a technical job.

The three were chatting there when a man in black suddenly walked in by the wall. Seeing that there were two more people in the house, he looked very surprised and held a black hat in his hand. "Any guests?"

"Hello, handsome guy." As the gossip little prince, Zhao Yuan immediately waved to the handsome guy in black with great interest.

"Hmm..." After the handsome man in black greeted him dully, he approached Zhao Yuan strangely and said, "Your face is so strange..."

"What's so strange?" Zhao Yuan asked innocently looking at the other party after blinking his eyes.

"Unexpectedly, I can't see through your lifespan." The handsome man in black frowned and asked in puzzlement.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yuan clenched his fists and said cheerfully. "Great, I will live a long life!"

"Then are you stupid? Which big monster will have a short lifespan." Ye Kai on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a broken face.

"That's right." Zhao Yuan was stunned. Longevity or something, the demon is... and there is nothing to be happy about.

"Please give me back the normal Brother Zhao Yuan! Bury you!" Ye Kai said angrily. Although it is not good to tear down his friend's platform in front of outsiders, he really can't bear it.

"Demon?" The handsome man in black asked repeatedly with a cute expression on his face.

"These two are guests from Huaxia." Uncle Ghost immediately helped to introduce, Ye Kai and the others probably knew that this handsome guy in black was the messenger of the underworld here, that is, Huaxia's identity like black and white impermanence.

"Here from China? I heard that the messengers from the underworld over there are very busy, because China has a large population." The handsome man in black asked curiously.

"There are indeed quite a lot, but I have never seen the messengers of Huaxia's underworld." Ye Kai nodded, which means that the messengers of the underworld are still normal. Anyway, compared with Zhao Yuan, there is nothing abnormal.

"Who wants to see the impermanence of black and white...it's too unlucky." Zhao Yuan said, seeing the impermanence of black and white can have good things?

"It makes sense, it's really unlucky." The ghost uncle looked at the messenger of the underworld with a completely enlightened expression.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?" The handsome man in black narrowed his eyes and gave Uncle Ghost a displeased look.

"It's nothing, just take a look." Uncle Ghost turned his head and said innocently.

"Why, I feel like I've been stuffed with a handful of dog food?" Zhao Yuan suddenly touched his chin and said unhappy.

"You're not alone...ah no, you're not a demon." Ye Kai raised his hands in agreement, abusing a single dog or something is too much!

"Actually, I asked you two to do me a favor." Uncle Ghost finally found the point of inviting Ye Kai and the others.

"What?" Ye Kai and Zhao Yuan asked puzzledly. They already knew that this ghost had lived for more than 900 years. Zhao Yuan said that it was not as long as him.

"China is vast and rich in resources and has a long history. I want to know if there is a way to solve this problem." Uncle Ghost looked at Ye Kai and the others expectantly and said.

"What about the little blue sword on your chest?" Ye Kai asked, pointing at the blue sword that made it difficult to look away.

"As expected, you can see it!" Uncle Ghost said happily.

"Nonsense, I'm not blind." Zhao Yuan curled his lips in contempt and said in disgust.

"There is a legend in our place..." The handsome guy in black, who was still lazy, immediately sat up straight and said.

Is this going to start storytelling mode?

"What legend?" Zhao Yuan asked cooperatively with his ears out.

"The one who can see the sword on his chest is the bride the ghost is looking for." The handsome man in black said with a paralyzed expression.

As far as the ability to tell stories is concerned, bad reviews!

"Wait, I'm a man." Zhao Yuan suddenly thought of a problem, that is, he was right to see the little blue sword, but he is an out-and-out man.

"Who stipulated that men can't be brides?" Ye Kai turned on the habit of complaining, thank you, he is now called the head.

"It makes sense, bah, no! You can see it, why am I called a bride." Zhao Yuan was almost distracted by Ye Kai, and quickly returned to the topic.

"You're stupid." Ye Kaipi said with a nonchalant smile.

"Can you still be a classmate happily? Believe it or not, I ate you?!" Zhao Yuan's fur stood on end, he didn't take him seriously!

"You can try it and see if my shikigami agrees." Ye Kai happily let go of his favorite general, third sister classmate!

"Sister Sanwei, I'm just joking!" Zhao Yuan immediately became cowardly when he saw Sister Yu's third sister.

"Try to make this kind of joke in the future." The third sister looked down at Zhao Yuan and said disdainfully.

"Don't dare, dare not." Zhao Yuan, a coward, begged for mercy, don't mention Doriso.

"This is?" Uncle Ghost saw Third Sister, and was shocked by her domineering appearance. Those three fiery red tails are awesome! (#￣▽￣#)o

"This is my shikigami. Usually I call her Third Sister." Ye Kai didn't hide anything. After all, the other party can see it, and he doesn't know the force value of the other party yet. Therefore, it is absolutely necessary to show his strength .

"Shikigami? It is said that you are a long-lost onmyoji?" Uncle Ghost was shocked, but revealed Ye Kai's identity.

"You can also say that." Ye Kai didn't deny it. Although he was just a novice, he would never tell the other party.

"It seems that my hope of drawing the sword is greater." Uncle Ghost continued happily.

"Why do you have to pull it out? Isn't it good to be alive?" Zhao Yuan couldn't understand it, and he probably knew from the handsome guy in black that the setting that the sword would hang when he drew it was too cheating.

"I have lived for more than 900 years..." Uncle Ghost said that he has lived enough.

"Tch, my uncle has lived for thousands of years, and he still hasn't lived enough!" Zhao Yuan said dismissively, if he is allowed to come, he will definitely sing, I want to live another 5000 years!

"To be honest, I can't understand the idea of ​​living for more than 900 years. In my opinion, this world is beautiful. God gave you the chance to live, which must have its meaning." Ye Kai expressed his thoughts.

"That's right, I've never seen someone who wants to die, and let me tell you, I'm going to marry a wife, I'm not a ghost bride, you think it's beautiful!" Zhao Yuan refused politely, he wouldn't be a ghost Bride, you should die of this wickedness!

"..."

"Or you still have unfulfilled wishes, so you can't draw your sword?" Ye Kai thinks, it's better not to reject the other party too forcefully.

"Is it an unfulfilled wish..." Uncle Ghost began to think about this question seriously.

"If it were me, I would have done everything I thought of doing." Zhao Yuan saw that there was something going on, and hurriedly said.

"If I have to say my wish, I really want to beat up the female cadre who made me like this, and the king..." Uncle Ghost said while rubbing his chin.

"Brother, you are more than 900 years old. The guy who killed you has changed the grass on the grave several times." Zhao Yuan's face collapsed, this wish is too difficult to come true!

"That's my wish..." Uncle Ghost said sadly, "If... the king could have trusted me a little more, the ending would have been different."

"How is it possible? Is there any emperor who can see a courtier who is more pleasing to the eye than himself." As soon as Zhao Yuan said this, his little friend Ye Kai immediately responded, thinking that it was rare that what this guy said was so reasonable.

"That's right, you've said it all, your emperor is just a child, what can you expect from a brat's ability to distinguish?" Ye Kai chimed in, and only hoped that Uncle Ghost wouldn't choose such a difficult wish. Uncle, are you serious? Do you want to die?Is it true?

"It's true. When I think of Dehua, it seems to be true." Uncle Ghost deeply felt that what the two said made sense.

"Who is Dehua?" Zhao Yuan, unable to grasp the point, digressed again.

"That child is a direct descendant of my attendant." Uncle Ghost said proudly, "It's called Liu Dehua."

Ye Kai and Zhao Yuan almost didn't spit out, what the hell kind of names!

How many bad names does it take to name your child this?

Anyway, Ye Kai and Zhao Yuan were not willing to help, and Uncle Ghost was good-tempered, but he didn't force them to draw their swords. Most importantly, Zhao Yuan actually tried it. They could see the sword, but they touched it. less than.

It can also be understood that the ghost uncle didn't think much about them drawing their swords.

What's more, they actually rejected the title of ghost bride, and learned from the handsome guy in black that there is actually a ghost bride, but she is the same as Zhao Yuan, and she can't pull it out.

This is not nonsense, you can’t touch it, how do you pull it out?Isn't this a joke?

Because Ye Kai and the others were wasted a lot of time, as compensation, the local tyrant ghost uncle directly invited them to play, all for free!

Although Ye Kai is not short of that little money, why spend money to do things that can be done for free?He is such a good man who knows how to live, the male god is coming to the bowl~