Don't call me Seimei Abe [Comprehensive]

The male god comes and goes like the wind, and does not take a cloud with him when he leaves.

Of course, Ye Kai's problem still hasn't been resolved, but he still has a general understanding of the situation.

Although the male god and the male god who helped him seal it are the same person, they are not the same person. Can the present and the future be counted as one?

Of course, if the future self looks at the current self, it can probably be regarded as a person, but looking at the future now, it will only be inexplicable.

Ye Kai can understand the thoughts of the male god, after all, even he would be confused, why should he help him, it is obviously very strange.

Even if he has no common sense, he knows that time travel is not an easy task, let alone time travel back to the past, any change in one thing can easily cause a butterfly effect.

Ye Kai is sure that he was already afraid of ghosts before the accident, but maybe he has yin and yang eyes in the world headquarters, and the future male god traveled back to seal him, right?

It doesn't make sense to think about it, he was always peaceful around him until...

But looking back now, the peaceful life at that time probably had something to do with the closure of his yin and yang eyes. After all, he couldn't see ghosts, even if the ghosts ran right in front of him, he couldn't see them.

But now that his yin and yang eyes had recovered, he couldn't avoid seeing things that he shouldn't have seen. The worst thing was the sequelae of his seal.

If there is no such sequelae, Ye Kai can at least guarantee that his acting skills will be able to act without seeing a ghost, unlike now, as soon as he really encounters a ghost, he will immediately freeze and petrify.

In addition, onmyojis are somewhat different from ordinary people.

Ordinary people are gray in the eyes of ghosts, but people with meritorious virtues are golden in the eyes of ghosts, almost like gold-plated. The blue light, in the eyes of ghosts, is still easy to recognize.

There are also celestial masters who have a high level and can return to their original nature. They are just like ordinary humans, dusty, and even ghosts can't see it.

Ordinary ghosts are milky white, fierce ghosts are red, and monsters are more variable, mainly depends on the prototype.

Plants are more green, water is more blue, and so on.

Ye Kai informed his parents of the news he had received. Anyway, the general idea was to contact the Lord and solve the problem for him as soon as possible, so that they don't have to worry.

Mom and Dad haven't been back to Huaxia for a long time, and it's rare to come back to relax. Unfortunately, the United States has started a series of bombings, urging them to go back.

What do the supervisors who spend so much money every year do for food?

Ye Kai's mother put her arms around her son and said comfortingly, "Be good, be good, we will be back after Chinese New Year."

"I was the one who went there last year." Ye Kai said unhappily, his words didn't count at all!

"I promise, I will definitely come back this year." Ye Kai's mother's mouth froze, and she decided to appease her seldom coquettish son first, and then gave the old man watching the show a look, come and help!

Then the old man retreated silently, and he couldn't bear his coquettish son.

"Promise?" Ye Kai looked at his mother suspiciously, always feeling that what adults say doesn't count.

Ye Kai's mother was immediately defeated by her son's small eyes, signed various unequal treaties with her son, and even stamped her fingerprints. She has never been so defeated in business. The mother leaned her head towards Ye Kai and pointed at herself. cheek said, "I promise, come on, kiss mother."

"Mom, I'm done." Ye Kai blushed, a little annoyed, and he wasn't five years old.

"Why, the wings have grown hard? Even my mother won't kiss?" Ye Kai's mother is not happy, she has signed so many unequal treaties that humiliate the country and refuse to kiss, The son couldn't help his mother... Sang Xin!

"Okay." Ye Kai reluctantly leaned forward, kissed his mother, hugged her again and said, "Bon voyage."

"Good boy." Ye Kai's mother hugged her son back contentedly. It seemed that she really wanted to consider transferring her career back to Huaxia. With her son so old, she felt that she had missed a lot of precious moments of her son.

"Come back if you can. Malfoy has moved his business to China." Ye Kai said earnestly, thinking of all kinds of insecurity in the United States, Ye Kai is also very helpless.

"Got it, you're like a little old man." Ye Kai's mother reached out and patted his forehead and said.

"Who is the old man? Is there a handsome old man like me?" Who, who is the little old man!It's unbearable!

"My darling son!" Ye Kai's mother's face was blushed instantly, her son is so arrogant and so cute!

"By the way, why doesn't Malfoy go back this time?" Ye Kai asked suspiciously.

"I don't know, there must be some unresolved business." At this time, Ye Kai's father strongly felt his presence.

"..." Saying it is tantamount to not saying it.

Ye Kai really wanted to complain, what business does this guy have?After arriving in Huaxia, he held Potter's door and never left the door. Speaking of which, all the food he ate was made by house elves.

Because of Malfoy, Ye Kai met the legendary house elf, of course it wasn't Dobby, who died back then.

This house elf is Dobby's sister, Dolly, who is a handy girl.

Occasionally, I would ask Ye Kai about cooking skills. As for hygiene, there is nothing better than a house elf, a household magic that removes dust, even a vacuum cleaner is useless.

Ye Kai is only now envious of wizards, magic and so on, and housework is absolutely perfect.

If the housekeeper has this unique skill, she will definitely not lose her job, and she can make a lot of money, especially during the Chinese New Year...

No, I think too much.

After seeing off his parents, Ye Kai went home, because his mother left on Sunday, Ye Kai could go to the airport to see them off without asking for leave.

As a third year student in high school, he is still very busy.

"Wait, what did the two of you just say?" Ye Kai felt that he must have had an auditory hallucination because he didn't sleep well last night.

"Well, Harry is pregnant." Malfoy nodded, looking at Potter with doting eyes and said, if someone had told him at the age of 11 that he would be devoted to Scarhead Potter in the future, he would definitely think the other party has gone crazy.

"Huh?!" Ye Kai felt that his head needed to be restarted, "What the hell is pregnancy!"

"Didn't I say that?" Potter innocently gnawed on his snacks, and then said slowly.

"What did you say? And when did you two hook up!" Ye Kai growled feebly. To be honest, Malfoy was basically not blind to Potter's thoughts, and he saw it all, but Potter seemed Haven't been cheated all this time?

Could it be that Malfoy succeeded when he didn't see it?

"Well, I drank some birth potion, so..." Potter said, as the last Potter in the family, he wanted little Potter a little bit.

"What the hell is the potion for giving birth? I think my three views are all broken..." Ye Kai felt that his three views might be hopeless.

This world is too magical, what else is impossible?

"Three views or something, if you stick it, it can still be used." Seeing Ye Kai's painful expression, Potter said kindly.

"Crush it into powder and it won't stick back!" If it wasn't for this guy's big belly, Ye Kai would definitely roar back. Of course, if Malfoy wasn't there, he would never be soft-hearted.

After all, even if he yelled twice, even Potter's rough skin and thick flesh would not be able to yell at the child.

"I need to go back to the Kingdom of Ruin, and Harry will teach you to take care of it for a few days." Malfoy said that he also decided to ask Ye Kai to help him. If he had a way, he would never bother Ye Kai .

Ye Kai can actually guess it, this guy wants to circle Potter, at least not let Potter cling to Ye Kai.

"Hehe, I don't know how to take care of a pregnant woman." In Ye Kai's eyes, he is still a child!He can't do such a difficult task as taking care of a pregnant woman.

"Just take care of it, and let Dolly come over for the rest." Malfoy was mainly worried about his house elf, and felt that it would be better for someone to watch over it.

"It turns out that you planned it beforehand. No wonder you got a house-elf before." Ye Kai was suddenly enlightened, and he said that it was not easy to get a house-elf from a corrupt country.

"I was just a little skeptical before." Malfoy said in a tone full of happiness, this child is the first baby of both the Potter family and the Malfoy family.

"I didn't expect that, I just drank it once and I was hit. I thought I was going to become a Muggle, and my magic power sometimes disappears." Potter continued to speak innocently, and subconsciously touched his stomach, although his The stomach is not very obvious.

For normal human beings, after about three months, the stomach will start to become slightly more conspicuous, and after five months, there will be an obvious curvature.

"I think you've been pregnant for three years." Ye Kai glanced at Potter with contempt. You were stupid enough before, and you're still pregnant, so it's even more stupid.

"Nonsense, there is no scientific basis for this at all." Potter yelled unconvinced.

"You are pregnant, please don't mention science or anything, science will cry." Ye Kai said with an expression on his face that you still have the face to mention science.

In the end, Ye Kai agreed to Malfoy's taking care of Potter, who made this guy his cat.

As for Malfoy, they claim to be going home to report to their parents that their old Malfoy's family is going to have a son, which is a great happy event for wizards, and Malfoy is also in his thirties. In the wizarding world, those who get married early have children. I can make soy sauce, and I am only pregnant now, which is considered too late.

Ye Kai's family had an extra pregnant woman, to him it was like seeing a magical creature.

"What are you watching?" Potter was lying comfortably on the sofa watching TV. Recently, because of pregnancy, he couldn't transform, so he could only lie down honestly. He was really not used to it.

"Look at your stomach." Ye Kai held his face, as if he was looking at the magical animal world.

"What's so nice about my stomach." Potter rubbed his stomach, it's nothing, at most it looks a little belly.

"Aren't you surprised that the man is pregnant?" Ye Kai said pretending to be surprised.

"You go!" The black line on Potter's face probably heard that Ye Kai was laughing at him.

Ye Kai was happily teasing Potter, when he received a call from Malfoy, the reason why this guy called him instead of Potter was that the phone had radiation, so of course Potter couldn't be allowed to answer the phone.

I really want to hang up the phone...

Why did Malfoy call, saying that he had sent an assistant over, it was practical, so he could help when Potter was born, after all, Potter couldn't go to the hospital like this.

It's clear that they can only give birth at home, Ye Kai's brain is full of how men can give birth, and his whole body is not good.

After all, there seems to be only one exit for the chrysanthemum...

Does the chrysanthemum give birth?

terrible!

Ye Kai just wants to ask at this moment, who will block his brain hole!

Within a few days, someone came to Ye Kai's house, looking for Potter.

Since he came to see Potter, of course he didn't care, let Potter entertain people, and he was not Potter's nanny.

As a result, Potter couldn't help screaming when he saw the person coming. Ye Kai was so scared that he almost thought the guy had a miscarriage.

I just met an old friend, Potter's best iron triangle when he was in school, Hermione's classmate.

She is now the director of Malfoy's industry in the corrupt country. She was taken under Malfoy's banner back then, and now she is considered a strong woman.

Porter asked about another friend, but unexpectedly, the two separated because of their different ideas.

As for the idea, it was natural that Hermione agreed to Malfoy to be his assistant, but Ron hated Malfoy, the two had a big fight, neither listened to the other, but it was normal to separate.

Hermione delayed her marriage because she was so focused on her career.

When the wizard Hermione came, Ye Kai relaxed. Before, because he didn't know anything, he was afraid that he couldn't take good care of Potter, so he also had a headache.

Recently, because of Potter's pregnancy, he couldn't concentrate in class before. This is not good. He is going to be admitted to a prestigious university so that his parents can go out and show off.

Compared to Potter's liveliness, Hermione is very reliable, and Ye Kai is also very touched. Finally, there is another reliable girl in the family.

Well, the girl looks much older than him.

And when Hermione came to Huaxia, her only mission was to keep an eye on Potter, and she didn't need to do anything else.

Well, there's nothing she can do about it.

Ye Kai just wanted to ask, why is none of the girls in the family good at cooking?

Except Dolly, who was a girl even though she was a house-elf.

If you get used to it, you will still find house elves ugly and cute.

Dori is amazing, and she can still see Ye Kai's shikigami, so she usually does something for the shikigami.

Ye Kai was very embarrassed for making trouble. After all, he was Malfoy's house elf, not his family, so he had to have a thick skin to order him around.

In fact, Ye Kai still underestimated the face of his family's shikigami...

As life went on, Ye Kai was still afraid of ghosts, and he was still in the top few exams. As for Ibaraki Doji, Ye Kai still couldn't figure out exactly who he came to this school for.

Anyway, the popularity of this product is gradually increasing.

This has nothing to do with him. The biggest change in their family is probably the daughter of the ugly time. Under Ma Xiaoling's enlightenment, the daughter of the ugly time has changed a lot.

It's a pity that I still don't want to turn back into a human form, so I always play to scare people early in the morning, mainly to scare Ye Kai.

Calling it a name, it helped Ye Kai exercise his courage.

Oh, thank you so much!

It is said that he is not timid but a sequelae, these guys can't understand Huaxia at all, right?

Potter was lying in Malfoy's arms, eating the fruit he was feeding, and complained happily, "Malfoy, has your company closed down?"

"Don't worry, it's enough to support you." Malfoy didn't care about the other party's complaints at all, and said gently, there was no demeanor of a cold and big president outside.

"Who wants you to raise it!" Potter said furiously.

"..." Ye Kai swallowed a handful of dog food from the side, can these two flirts get better?

Silently put down the pen in his hand, and silently picked it up again, he needs to make a paper to be calm, Ye Kai tried hard to warn himself, wait for Potter to happen, everything will wait for Potter to happen...

Let him be cheap. Back then, he wanted to pick up a Potter and raise him. Now he regrets it!

For the guy who showed his affection in his living room and fed him enough dog food, Ye Kai finally decided to change his position, and the mountain would not turn around!

We can afford to hide even if we can't afford it!

If he didn't remember that Malfoy was doing business with his parents, he really wanted to kick these two out of the house.

"What are you doing?" There was a voice behind Ye Kai, and a smile could be heard.

"What else can I do, of course it's practice questions..." Ye Kai replied subconsciously, suddenly remembered that something was wrong, she locked the door just now, how could someone be behind him, Ye Kai turned his head abruptly, and saw the male god Standing in the shadows, he exclaimed, "Huh?!"

"You are so dull, can you really be a good onmyoji?" The male god said with a helpless smile.

"Male god! Why are you here?" Ye Kai blinked his eyes, he was actually a little used to the presence of male gods.

"Didn't you look for me?" the male god said with a smile.

"Huh?" Ye Kai was stunned. When did he find the male god? ,

"Your sequelae." The male god pointed to Ye Kai and said.

"Are you, the future male god?" Ye Kai asked blankly.

"How did you find out?" Now it was the male god's turn to be dumbfounded, and he was guessed.

"Because... I believe that male god, you should not know how to separate/body." Ye Kai pointed at the laptop, and there was a familiar voice, and the male god was doing a live broadcast.

"Well, I shouldn't have come here at this time." The male god said without sincerity.

"Why do I have such a sequelae?" Ye Kai asked curiously.

"That's because the curse I put on you was forcibly undone, and it was only half undone." The male god explained meekly.

"Half unlocked?" Ye Kai was a little dazed, the seal was only half unlocked, no wonder it was so tricky.

"The aura in your body is too strong, so strong that it attracts a lot of monsters and ghosts. As a last resort, I can only seal your ability." The male god continued, "At that time, you were like Tang Monk, attracting monsters and having no ability to protect yourself. "

"I'm not much better now." Ye Kai said with a depressed face, and now he is just a half-hearted onmyoji.

"Compared to the five-year-old you, you are already much better." The male god shrugged and said.

"But why, why do you want to go back to the past..." What Ye Kai wanted to know was how much he would have to pay to go back to the past.

Ye Kai never believed that there is a free lunch in the world, like a male god, why would he help himself for free, this is unreasonable.

The male god did not answer Ye Kai's question directly, but stood in the shadow, smiled and said to Ye Kai, "You will know in the near future."

Heixian, even if you are a male god, you don't have such a trick, half-talking or something is the most annoying.

In the end, Ye Kai still didn't get the answer he wanted to know, the other party didn't want to say, Ye Kai couldn't do anything about him, he couldn't beat him again and again, what could he do.