Don't call me Seimei Abe [Comprehensive]

Ever since Aretha sat beside Ye Kai, his popularity has skyrocketed, causing Ye Kai to be unable to take a good rest, because he was surrounded by girls during class breaks.

Ye Kai was stunned by this, the boys could only bite the table to vent their hatred, too, too much! !

Finally, when school was over, Ye Kai packed his things and left quickly. If he continued to receive such attention, his goosebumps would fly to the sky.

"Ye Kai, wait for me." Aretha quickly caught up with Ye Kai who had left the school, and said out of breath, speaking like a real human being.

Well, Alessa is actually a human being, but she resented those who hurt her and sold her soul to the devil directly.

"Alesha, what's the matter?" Ye Kai paused, waiting for Alesha to come over, and asked suspiciously.

"I want to ask, can I rent your house?" Aretha asked Ye Kai.

"Ah?" Ye Kai didn't expect that Alessa came up to ask this, and was a little confused for a while.

"It was my benefactor who told me." Alesha didn't hide anything, and directly told the benefactor who took her out of Silent Hill. The living people Alesha saw that day were probably Ye Kai and the male god.

Is it a male god?Ye Kai couldn't refuse the other party, so he could only agree, "I can rent it to you."

"Great, let's go and see the house now." Aretha's performance was no different from that of an ordinary girl nowadays.

Looking at her, she couldn't see the appearance of being eroded by resentment at all.

Because it was decided so happily, Ye Kai and Aleisha went home together talking and laughing.

The two walked out of the school gate like this, and the girls who noticed it screamed and said, "Isn't that new here?!"

"Yes! Why did she go with Ye Kai?!" The girls stomped their feet angrily. Alesha is not only beautiful, fair, but also has big breasts. The most important thing is, unlike the school doctor, she is the same age as them girl.

"Could it be that they live in one direction?" the innocent girl asked suspiciously.

"How is it possible! When I came in the morning, she came from the other side!" Another girl said contemptuously. She hooked up with the male god of their school as soon as she came, it was too much! !

"It's too much!!" The crowd immediately said in an angry manner.

"We must not let her go!" The girl who was even more outraged expressed her dissatisfaction.

"That's right!" A group of girls left the school angrily. Not far away, Ibaraki Doji was leaning on a tree pole, his eyes cast towards the place where the group of girls stayed just now.

"It's really interesting." Ibaraki Doji clicked his tongue, and then left in the opposite direction.

Ye Kai and Alesha don't know about all this. The current relationship between Ye Kai and Alesha is probably the relationship between the landlord and the new tenant.

Ye Kai just thought hehe, after the celestial master and the vampire zombie, his house is about to be rented out to sell the soul to the devil and the body of a god?

Not counting the shikigami at home, ghosts and half-human half-demon, this world really can't be better.

"So then you brought her back and rented a house for her?" Ma Xiaoling stared at Ye Kai expressionlessly, feeling that her nephew was getting more and more unreliable.

"Yes." Ye Kai nodded solemnly, resolutely refusing to admit that he heard it was about a male god, so he agreed casually.

"Are you stupid?" Ma Xiaoling couldn't bear it any longer, and complained.

"..." To be despised by Ma Xiaoling...Ye Kai began to reflect, is he really so obvious?

"It was taken back for such a big trouble?" Ma Xiaoling had no regrets about this guy, and wished she could grab the kid by the ear.

"What can we do?" Ye Kai asked, could he refuse?

Even for the sake of the male god, he can't do this...

"With her like that, can she afford the rent?" Ma Xiaoling was right when she thought about it, Silent Hill was deeply in her memory, it seemed that with Ye Kai's ability, it was really unrealistic to refuse.

"Well, give me this." Ye Kai took out a few gold bars from Aretha and handed them to Ma Xiaoling.

"I'm going! Is this pure gold?" Ma Xiaoling was shocked. Does anyone still use gold bars to pay rent these days?

"Anyway, I didn't find anything wrong." Ye Kai had inspected these gold bars a long time ago, and they were not blindfolded, they were real gold bars.

"Unexpectedly, this foreigner is still a local tyrant..." The corners of Ma Xiaoling's mouth twitched. She was considered a fool, but after facing Alessa, she still lost.

"We will have another neighbor in the future." Ye Kai said with a smile, and suddenly remembered that there was a half-human, half-demon girl, so he asked casually, "By the way, what happened to that ugly girl?"

"It's still the same. I want her to return to her human form, but she doesn't seem to be willing." Ma Xiaoling spread her hands, that stubborn head really couldn't do anything.

"What's the situation?" Ye Kai couldn't understand that there are still people who are willing to go on like this?Isn't it bad to be a human being?

"She seems to have been abandoned by others. When she committed suicide, she merged with the ugly daughter." Ma Xiaoling said helplessly. Women are like this. It's hard to think about Kai when her feelings are hurt.

"In her current situation, can she return to being a human?" Ye Kai was a little worried, after all, half-human and half-demon is not an option.

"It's difficult, but it's not impossible." Ma Xiaoling is not easy. Although she hopes to recover her sister, it is not an easy task. It is like a vampire zombie. If you want to recover after becoming a zombie, you have to is it possible?

"If she can't untie her heart knot, even if she recovers, she still can't think about it." Ye Kai felt that if the girl's mentality didn't change, it wouldn't make much difference whether she was a human or a demon.

"That's right, isn't he just a scumbag? What's wrong with him? If it were me, I'd just beat him up." Ma Xiaoling sneered at this, and really couldn't figure it out. She couldn't think about it because of a man, and made herself look like a ghost. Ghost.

"That is, the man who dares to slander my aunt, kill him directly!" Ye Kai said, clenched his fist and waved it twice in the air.

"Kids are killing you by talking and shutting up, you're getting fat, aren't you?" Ma Xiaoling glanced at Ye Kai, and said angrily.

"Not at all, I just appreciate your freedom and ease, auntie." Ye Kai said with a smile. Compared with his usual expressionless face, now he looks more real.

"Cut, if you don't have these things, don't cook." Ma Xiaoling is used to Ye Kai's cooking. Compared with takeaway, Ye Kai's cooking is of course more delicious and healthier.

"I'm not talking about you. Auntie, you should at least learn a good dish, otherwise how will you marry in the future?" Ye Kai heard Ma Xiaoling's urging, and thinking of this aunt's cooking skills, he only thought that as long as Ma Xiaoling was very good, she would give it to her. The other party basically avenged everything when he cooked.

"Hehe, I just don't learn these things, and I don't worry that I won't be able to get married." Ma Xiaoling didn't think there was any problem with her craftsmanship at all, she was just so self-confident.

Ye Kai shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "Well, in terms of shame, you won."

"Looking for smoke?!" Ma Xiaoling flew over with a sharp eye. The boy has really gained a lot of guts recently. Could it be that he went to the United States to eat steak and fries?

"Hey..." Ye Kai was satisfied, and went to the kitchen in a happy mood, "I'll cook."

The two-story shop he rented to Ma Xiaoling, the upstairs is Ma Xiaoling's boudoir and storage room, and the downstairs is basically a reception room and showroom, as for what to display.

That's too much. First of all, all kinds of talismans are clearly priced, and they also show their strength, which is convincing.

Inside is a small kitchen, and there are everything in it. Ma Xiaoling is not a person who abuses herself.

Especially after she finds someone to cook, she will send someone to deliver the freshest ingredients so that Ye Kai can use it when cooking, and Ye Kai belongs to it, so he can do whatever is in the refrigerator.

I don't think about what I'm going to eat today. Don't look so casual, the dishes I cook are all delicious.

Otherwise, Ma Xiaoling wouldn't be waiting for dinner every day to let her cook. For the time being, she has no intention of poisoning herself.

After Ye Kai finished cooking, he called Aretha, and it was okay to ask her to have a meal for the rent of so many gold bars.

Ma Xiaoling didn't have any objection to this, mainly because she hadn't met Aretha formally before, so it was good to meet her.

Originally thought that Alessa would refuse, but this girl readily accepted the invitation and went downstairs for dinner. This was also the first time Ma Xiaoling saw Alessa face to face.

There were only four people at the dining table, Ye Kai, Ma Xiaoling, Aretha and the daughter of Ugly Time. Although they were half human and half demon, they were still in the human category and needed to eat.

Before meals and for accommodation expenses, the ugly daughter was asked to work part-time to pay off the debts.

It's just that according to the low price that the girl worked at Ma Xiaoling's place, the repayment would be completed in the Year of the Monkey. Ye Kai expressed great doubts.

Anyway, the ugly daughter doesn't care, Ye Kai doesn't bother to meddle in this business, as long as they are happy.

As far as the rhythm of yin rising and yang declining in his place, it feels like he is the only man in the whole building.

He said where did he put Kuang Tianyou, just kidding, Kuang Tianyou has become a vampire zombie, he can't even be considered a man, can he still be considered a man?

In the future, he might as well hang a monster building in his community building, anyway, more than half of the people living there are not human beings anymore.

Ye Kai would never have thought that what he said casually would come true later...

Because there are more monsters than people living here, Ma Xiaoling had to add some formations to this house, mainly to give some shelter to the monsters living here.

Of course, it's more to avoid trouble. Every monster is an expert in causing trouble. Don't think this is alarmist talk. This is the history of blood and tears of the person involved.

Don't look at the super cute, super cute mountain rabbit, he is merciless when causing trouble. Now the handsome monk is looking at the teacher. Look at the bald head who was the school's ticket more than half a year ago.

Up to now, there are still a few girls whose hair is not long. Girls who have had short hair can probably understand this feeling. It is the saddest when the hair is half-length but not short, and it is almost impossible to look directly at it.

It doesn't matter to boys, as long as it grows, it will be a size, and it will be very stylish if it is trimmed.

So wigs have been popular in their school for a long time. Later, because the colors are so unsightly, they were ordered by the school to only use normal colors, red, green, blue, etc., are not allowed!

However, the girls are getting tired of wigs of various colors and shapes. Most importantly, the school did not stop male students from wearing wigs at first, which made it difficult for the students in the whole school to tell whether they were men or women from their backs.

This is a paradise for students who are originally male and female, and because of this opportunity, many students in their school have discovered their talents in cosplay.

In their school, under the wise leadership of the principal, students have the greatest degree of freedom. Of course, the premise is that they study hard and make progress every day.

If you don't study hard, everything is a reactionary paper tiger!Must be eliminated!

Of course, their school is not too casual, at least morally, intellectually and physically.

Everyone's three views are square and square. Every semester, they will have a week to go to the places they have donated to help and experience the life of the local people.

They don't want to teach the nerds who can only study hard. When they are young, it is the last word to walk around and see more. It is such a compelling school.

Ye Kai went to the United States as an exchange student before, and missed the opportunity to experience life.

In fact, if you don’t deliberately go to those impoverished mountainous areas, it’s quite difficult to experience them. There are more villages in the real mountains, and the school dare not let them go because it will be very dangerous.

It's not that life is in danger, but in many mountainous areas, because there are fewer opportunities to contact the outside environment, it is more difficult for people there to marry a wife than to breed.

Because their school is rich, and the students are also rich, and everyone is protected by full body protection, such as various anti-wolf props, which dazzle people, and the GPS positioning system, even in the deep mountains with no signal, it is still possible Receive the signal, the satellite signal used by others!

So far no mistakes have been made, and I hope there will be no mistakes in the future, otherwise the school will have to be closed by the defendant.

To be honest, Ye Kai doesn't like to go there to experience life. As a nerd, what is more perfect than staying at home and doing nothing, just looking at the computer?

It's not uncommon to go to the mountainous area, if you miss it, you'll miss it, and the fact that there are many monsters in the mountains, will he just say it casually?

only……

With the physique of an onmyoji like Ye Kai, is there any difference between the mountains and the city?

Even in the United States, he still encounters monsters. There are no monsters and demons in the United States, superheroes without demons, and aliens without superheroes!

Occupying the earth is a matter of minutes, and there are as many villains as there are superheroes.

Just thinking about Ye Kai makes me feel tired. I have dealt with Loki before and took his scepter. Even though he was let go by the male god in the end, it is estimated that this debt will be calculated on his head by Loki.

He vaguely remembered that Thunder God took Loki home and locked him up, but it seemed... It seemed that after a short while, that bastard Loki yelled again that I, Hu Hansan, are back!

Wait, if that's the case, will Loki come to Earth to ask him for the scepter?

Ye Kai was a little dazed, when Loki really came, what would he give him back?What if it's not on him at all?

No way, just thinking about it gives me a headache, I just hope that Luo Ji can't find him, so I just ask Ma Xiaoling to do dot matrix at school...

O this unfriendly world!

Of course, what was unfriendly was that he twisted his foot in the rare physical education class!

Given his current physique, that was simply impossible, but it just happened, and the series of events seemed like an accident.

Anyway, no one noticed that something was wrong, they were all ordinary human beings, it would be strange to find out.

Ye Kai was forced to send him to the infirmary because a group of boys were robbing him with great enthusiasm. Those who didn't know thought he was suddenly popular with boys, but it was not the case...

They just wanted to find an excuse to see the school doctor 'sister', hehe...Ye Kai wanted to laugh when he read the word 'sister', he didn't want to see the school doctor's 'sister' who blinded him at all.

He couldn't resist the ten boys' persistence by himself, so he carried it abruptly to the infirmary. Along the way, one can imagine how heroic the scene was.

I don’t know, I thought he died playing basketball. He just sprained his ankle. The point is, he doesn’t even feel like going to the infirmary...

It's a pity that no one listened to him at all, so he was carried into the infirmary in such a vigorous manner.

He is probably No.1 who has been carried into the infirmary by the most students since the creation of the effect!

He didn't want this kind of honor at all!

You bastards who forget your friends! ! !

Ye Kai accepted Ibaraki's "sister" bandaging with a dead fish-eyed expression, but in fact there was no need to bandage at all, just spray some Yunnan Baiyao and it would be over.

Under those ten pairs of wolf eyes, even Ibaraki was a little confused, so he subconsciously bandaged Ye Kai.

If I was not careful, I wrapped it into rice dumplings, and I just made a small injury into a big injury.

When Ye Kai was carried back to the classroom by his classmates, the teacher was terrified. You must know that Ye Kai is now a key student in the class, and he is about to evolve into a student who is a god of learning. In the future, he will bring honor to the school in the college entrance examination.

What kind of trouble is he injured now? Did he go to gym class or go to a group fight?

After Ye Kai repeatedly assured that it was only serious, the teacher left muttering. Of course, he felt that the school doctor was unreliable and could treat minor injuries like this. Now the school doctor is getting more and more confused!

Ibaraki lies innocently, blame me? _(°:з」∠)_

Before it was time for school, Ye Kai had already untied the zongzi-like bandages. Just kidding, how could he go home happily and hop back with one foot?

Ye Kai moved his ankle and found that the pain was no longer there. Yunnan Baiyao really worked.

For those guys who forget their friends because of sex, Ye Kai just thought hehe, he actually carried him like this to see the school doctor, thinking of this, Ye Kai wanted to cover his face in shame.

How can he go to school tomorrow? Their school has an electronic school magazine, and the electronic school magazine is generally used for gossip.

If there are any new things that happen in the school, they will be published in this electronic school magazine very quickly. It is simply a holy place for gossip, and it will be published by the news agency. This is the official version.

He was carried to the school doctor's place by a dozen students, and it's hard not to be famous...

Maybe it's too late to buy a mask now?

Ye Kai thought wildly, and walked out of the school gate with a satchel on his back. The uncle gatekeeper greeted him cheerfully when he saw him, "Kaikai, are your feet okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Ye Kai began to feel that he shouldn't go through the gate, and climbing over the wall is the correct way to go home. Even the guard uncle knew that his foot was injured!

Can he ask for leave from school tomorrow? _(°:з」∠)_

"Beep." Ye Kai was thinking seriously when he heard the sound of a car horn coming from behind.

"Huh?" Ye Kai saw Ibaraki Doji in the sports car as soon as he turned his head. Today it is a flamboyant silver-gray sports car, and the color has changed again...

Ibaraki Doji glanced at Ye Kai and said, "Get in the car."

"No, there's no need." Ye Kai refused without even thinking about it. He was joking, got into Ibaraki's car, and wondered if he wanted to continue living in school.

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car." Ibaraki Doji didn't bother to talk nonsense with this guy at all. As a big monster, and he was a super big one, he ignored Ye Kai's refusal and gave him a little coercion.

"..." Ye Kai really wanted to get up and down, but I just didn't want to get in the car, but I remembered that Ibaraki is a big monster, and the point is that he can't beat him, so he can only admit it and get in the car. It's nothing like a sports car. .