Don't call me Seimei Abe [Comprehensive]

Ye Kai arrived at school early in the morning with the test questions that he had written so hard last night. It is really not easy to be a student party.

At this time, he will miss the good of going to school in the United States. It would be nice if the food can be combined, but think about it or forget it. The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as his own doghouse. No matter how good other countries are, they are not as good as his own motherland.

Especially compared to those wrecking kings in the US, in fact... Huaxia's monsters are quite obedient.

At least they didn't demolish the house at every turn. The demolition team couldn't keep up with their speed. Compared with them, the Huaxia monsters were so worry-free, they had to give 32 likes.

"Ye Kai, thank you for your help. I'm fully recovered." Ge Yuanyuan came to Ye Kai's seat and said with a smile.

"That's really great." Ye Kai smiled back. He was very happy that his classmate was able to recover, and felt that he had done another good deed.

But what about the half-human, half-demon girl at home...

The students looked at Ge Yuanyuan and Ye Kai, feeling that something was wrong with them.

At this moment, the class teacher came in happily and shouted immediately. "What are you talking about, go back to your seat, look at your test results, and have the nerve to chat there? Don't you know how to read more when you have this spare time?"

"..." All the students were speechless to what the head teacher said.

The head teacher was very happy to see a group of students whose silence was golden, and then began to report their grades. Of course, with the bad taste of the head teacher, of course, they started from the worst.

Reading it makes you feel guilty, makes you cry, and makes you not study hard!

Ye Kai only thinks that if the head teacher is so cruel, can it be better?

fortunately……

Fortunately, he was not lazy yesterday!Finished all the test questions!

Otherwise, he couldn't imagine how he would face the face of the class teacher later.

"Ye Kai~" the head teacher called cheerfully.

Why does this Kai still have a wave sound when calling his name?

"Here." Ye Kai quickly stood up, not bothering with the teacher's strange pronunciation.

"Very good, the teacher is very pleased with the result this time, full marks, we must maintain it well." The head teacher said with a smile.

"Yes, teacher, by the way, I handed in the test papers." Ye Kai remembered that the teacher in charge had given him a stack of test papers before, this time, he could finally return them!

"Huh? Have you finished?" The head teacher thought that Ye Kai was talking about her English test questions. Thinking about it, he was a student brought by him. The first thing he did was the English test questions, good boy!

"Yes, here, and take the other teachers' ones with me, thank you." Ye Kai carried his stack of test questions, walked to the front of the podium, and put them down heavily, the podium was so heavy that it sounded dull. the sound of.

"!!" The homeroom teacher's eyes were about to pop out at this moment, and he asked in horror, "You're done?!"

"Yeah." Ye Kai nodded, almost exhausting him. If it wasn't for the systematic transformation, his physique would no longer be the otaku physique it was before.

"You did it by yourself?!" The homeroom teacher stretched out his hand to look through the test questions, and she really wrote all of them, and her expression became even more horrified.

She is not someone who has never done test questions, her son is also doing test questions every day, and she still knows how much he can write in a day.

Ye Kai's speed is simply not human! ! !

The students under the podium also looked horrified, I'm going, class grass is going against the sky!

"You're kidding me, it's all my handwriting, who will write it for me." Ye Kai was not happy. How could he doubt the fruits of his labor for the test questions that he worked so hard to write!

I don't think he forgets to write test questions even when catching monsters. Is there any student who is more diligent than him?

"How long has it been..." The head teacher thought about it, and doubted that his students could do it, so he said in a daze, "Students are all studying by themselves."

Everyone watched as the head teacher just floated out of the classroom with a stack of test questions in his arms. This scene was so delightful.

When Ye Kai returned to his seat, a boy came up and shouted at Ye Kai, "Ye Kai..."

"What's wrong?" Ye Kai turned around and asked in confusion.

"You're awesome." The boys compared their thumbs one after another. Of course, the girls were more reserved and just looked at him with attention.

"It's easy to talk about." Ye Kai said without being polite at all.

"I'll go, won't you be more reserved?" Seeing Ye Kai's reaction, the boy immediately said speechlessly.

"Praise me, why should I be reserved?" Ye Kai said with a puzzled face, that's right, he did it on purpose, if he didn't, he wouldn't be told hypocrisy behind his back. There is a price to pay.

He doesn't want to be popular at all, okay...

But it's not up to him to decide. Girls' thoughts are basically guesswork.

"By the way, have you heard?" Zhao Yuan was about to start gossip again.

"What's the news again?" The boy on the side asked curiously, after all, Zhao Yuan was the number one gossip king in their class.

"A new school doctor will come to the infirmary in these two days, and the previous one has retired." Zhao Yuanshen said mysteriously.

"Isn't it just a new school doctor, do you need to be so excited?" The boy was in a black line state, hearing this gossip, he was really upset, the school doctor has nothing to do with them, whoever has nothing to go to the infirmary.

Basically, the current students are in good health, and there are not many opportunities to go to the infirmary. There may be more girls. Unless the boys are too skinny, they will basically be sent to the hospital directly. There is no need to go to the infirmary.

"You are stupid, if there is no special reason, how can I be so happy?" Zhao Yuan rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Then you say it." The boy was right after thinking about it, and asked Zhao Yuan to continue.

"Hey, I heard that the school doctor is a beautiful woman this time." Zhao Yuan announced mysteriously, waiting to hear the boys' responses.

"..." Then everyone fell silent...

"What's your reaction?" Zhao Yuan was dumbfounded. Are these people normal men?

"Cut, what did you think it was?" the boy cut contemptuously, not to mention, even Ye Kai wanted to do it, because it was too boring.

What age is this, what beauty has never been seen, what is there to be excited about.

Even in their class, there are quite a few beautiful girls, who will be the reserve army of goddesses in the future.

"What?" Zhao Yuan was a little dazed at the moment, feeling that something was wrong with this world.

"It's not too young to be a school doctor. I don't like it." The boy went back with contempt, and the other people on the side also nodded.

"You boys are so boring!" The girl who was listening to gossip also gave Zhao Yuan a supercilious look, and then left.

"Hey, I didn't ask you to listen to the gossip." Zhao Yuan yelled twice from the back of this girl, and the reaction of these people made Zhao Yuan feel ashamed, which is simply the shame of his gossip for many years!

"Anyway, the mystery will be solved in a few days." Ye Kai comforted Zhao Yuan.

"I'm also curious. After all, the one that can make my mother say beautiful, how beautiful that is..." Zhao Yuan was tearful, Ye Kai, you are the best.

They were chatting when they heard strange voices coming from the window. A curious student leaned over to look and exclaimed, "Wow! This seems to be the latest sports car."

"Is the focus on the sports car? The focus is on the beauties getting out of the car!" The boy on the side said contemptuously.

"No matter how beautiful a beautiful woman is, she is still a pink skull. How can a sports car be affordable?" The boy who called the sports car had a detached attitude.

"Ye Kai, let's go over and have a look, maybe it's the new school doctor." Zhao Yuan immediately got excited when he heard what those people were discussing, let you despise me!

Ye Kai was also very curious about the school doctor who could make a big splash in the school. He walked to the window without refusing, and naturally saw the red sports car.

Who can afford this car, who will be the school doctor?

My brain is flooded...

Ye Kai just thought it was strange, so he couldn't help but glanced twice, and with just two glances, he actually met the other party's four eyes.

As a psychic onmyoji, Ye Kai has good eyesight and can always see through the appearance to see the essence.

Nima!

I don't know if you don't see it, but Ye Kai's whole body is not good. At first glance, she is still a big beauty with a low cut and white skin in professional attire, but at the next glance, she turns into a rough old man with white hair and dark skin in a suit.

This contrast almost made Ye Kai blind his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"It turned out to be Ibaraki..." The third sister floated above everyone's heads, looked at the people downstairs, and said speechlessly.

Ye Kai withdrew from the crowd of onlookers, and asked Xuenv and the others if the headquarters could be there.

What did he hear!Ibaraki!

Ibaraki what? !

It must be Ibaraki Doji! !

Anyone who has played the game knows how difficult it is to draw SSRs, especially for African chieftains like Ye Kai. Ibaraki Doji has never touched it, and at most he has seen others show it off on the Internet.

And now!A real Ibaraki Doji appeared!

Of course, Ye Kai was too excited at this time, completely ignoring what Ibaraki Doji was wearing when he appeared, it didn't matter!

Seeing Ibaraki Doji is like the rhythm of leaving Africa and entering Europe.

Ye Kai was very touched after being an African chieftain for so long.

"This time Ibaraki-douji appeared, and the person who came was not kind." The third sister's face was not very good-looking, and she was not at all lazy as usual.

"How do you say it?" Ye Kai didn't know what was wrong with Ibaraki Doji since he had never experienced the days when people and ghosts coexisted.

In his mind, Ibaraki-douji is a difficult card to draw, but he never thought that Ibaraki-douji might be a boss or something.

"Ibaraki-douji is very difficult to deal with. He used to be the subordinate of the king of ghosts, Shuten-douji. It can be said that he did all kinds of evil." The third sister began to popularize Ye Kai's identity as Ibaraki-douji.

It is said that Ibaraki Doji's mother gave birth to him ten months after she was pregnant. Because of the abnormal pregnancy time, his parents disliked him.

Ye Kai said that Nezha has been pregnant longer than him. Nezha has been in the stomach for three years before coming out. Sure enough, our Great China is even better!

Because of this, she was despised by the third sister, but Ye Kai also came to his senses.

Yup……

I almost forgot, this is not the Ibaraki Doji in the game, but the big demon in the real world.

Thinking about it like this, Ye Kai couldn't be happy anymore, just their group of onmyojis and shikigami couldn't beat Ibaraki Doji at all.

It's really going to give me a headache...

If Ibaraki Doji did something to the students of this school, Ye Kai wasn't sure if he could stop them.

This is the difference between a rookie and a big demon, but if something really happens, he will not run away. Maybe he is not high enough, but he is not a coward who runs away.

"Actually, there's no need to be a headache. We can try it out and see what he wants to do." The third sister felt that it was useless to think too much now, at least she had to do some defensive work.

"That's right, it's useless to guess here." Ye Kai nodded. Since Ibaraki Doji dared to come here to be a school doctor, he must have his purpose. I just hope it's not something like destroying human beings, otherwise he will have a headache.

Even though Ye Kai said so, he still had a restless day. The third year of high school was intense, but because of something that happened before, their school did not have late self-study at night.

This is also an important reason why Ye Kai School is envied by students from other schools. The school uniform is more beautiful than other schools, and there is no evening self-study.

Today, the teacher basically handed out the test papers from the previous day, and then explained something. Ye Kai did well in the test, and was basically called up by the teachers to answer questions. Occasionally, the teacher would randomly check the questions on the test questions.

Of course Ye Kai couldn't be stumped, he has a photographic memory, and he made all the test questions by himself, so he can still be stumped.

Only now did the teachers believe it, they needed a lot of geniuses in their class to learn from God!

He is no longer a master of learning, but a god of learning.

No one would have imagined that Ye Kai went to the United States to study for half a year, and the power of learning on his body was like lifting the seal.

How did they know that Ye Kai worked hard to gain experience, and then leveled up to add some intelligence.

Otherwise, how could he be so monstrous? It was only after he left for the United States that he could feel it for a while. Like Peter in the United States, he always felt that Ye Kai was so smart, so he didn't find it strange at all.

Ye Kai couldn't help touching his chin when the teacher looked at him so horribly, is it too much?

After all, his current intelligence is a qualitative leap compared to before. Of course, it doesn't mean that he was stupid before, but if he is six points smart, he is seven points now, and this point cannot be underestimated.

Where is the difference between a genius and an ordinary person? Isn't it just a point short of the critical point?

Strictly speaking, Ye Kai can be regarded as an acquired genius, that is to say, now that his memory has become stronger and his logic is clearer, there is still some difference between him and a genius.

Fortunately, most of the studies in China are memorized by rote, and it is difficult for him to forget after reading it once.

If you want to use a metaphor, it means that his current storage has doubled compared to before, and he can remember more things.

As soon as school is over, Ye Kai rushes home. If the girls at school see him, he might think he has burnt his butt/ass. In fact, it's about the same, right?

"What's wrong with you? Are you panting so much?" Ma Xiaoling asked curiously when she saw Ye Kai running all the way back.

Ye Kai quickly poured himself a glass of water, and after pouring it down, he said to Ma Xiaoling, "There's a big monster coming to school..."

"Oh?" Ma Xiaoling's eyes lit up immediately, money was about to be delivered to her door again!

"Your expression of coming for big business...he hasn't done anything yet." Ye Kai was speechless, what kind of expression is this, it is a big monster!big demon!

Ma Xiaoling tossed her long hair nonchalantly, and said nonchalantly, "Well, it will be sooner or later."

"Can't you look forward to something good?" Ye Kai felt deeply, and he ran back to remind this guy why.

"Is there any ghost who can worry about what happened in your school?" Ever since Ma Xiaoling knew Ye Kai, there was never a time when it wasn't those monsters who didn't have long eyes to make trouble.

"It's none of my business!" Huafu Ghost was touching his clothes when he felt a gaze fall on him, and immediately froze over.

"Get up, why is a ghost joining in the fun and scaring my nephew?" When Ma Xiaoling saw this thing floating towards him, she quickly waved her hand to let him go.

"..." In Ye Kai's eyes, he was afraid of ghosts, and he was hopeless.

"It's not that my aunt said you. After watching it for so long, why are you still afraid?" Ma Xiaoling knew it from Ye Kai's expression, and said helplessly, "At any rate, you are also an onmyoji."

"You ask me, I'll ask who..." Ye Kai only felt that he was innocent, and he didn't want to be a celestial master at all.

The demon is okay, ghost or something, can you not see it!

"Tomorrow I'll go to your school to look for Ibaraki...what's the matter?" Ma Xiaoling didn't remember Ibaraki Doji's name.

"Ibaraki-douji, the new school doctor." Ye Kai just thought, auntie, how dare you be more reliable?

"Okay, I'll meet him tomorrow." Ma Xiaoling nodded without repeating the name.

At least Ye Kai can feel at ease. No matter how bad Ma Xiaoling is, she is much more skilled than him. In broad daylight, I don't think Ibaraki Doji would dare to do anything.

The result of peace of mind is to be his cook, and then solve the stomach problem, start to conquer homework, and happily watch his male god live broadcast.

Speaking of which, Ye Kai felt that he could tell the male god about his encounter with the demon Ibaraki, and hit him on the bullet screen...or send a private message to the male god?

In the end, Ye Kai still decided to send a private message to ask.

Unexpectedly, soon, the male god replied that he had never encountered a monster like Ibaraki, but he could express some props to Ye Kai.

Ye Kai was immediately happy. Although the male god took Loki's scepter last time, it was very unreasonable, but now he can give him props or something, which is quite good.

As for the demon-killing camera sent by the male god, the props sent by the male god should not be too bad.

In fact, Ye Kai just doesn't have much confidence. In terms of spiritual power, he is not much worse than Ma Xiaoling. As a novice, he is always not so confident.

Now that the male god said that he was going to give him props, there was an inexplicable feeling that his back was straight and his pockets were bulging.

She fell asleep peacefully, she is such a coaxable child.

What is more at ease than Ye Kai is his shikigami, what to do, there is no sense of tension like a big monster, everyone is very happy watching around a TV.

Speaking of which, Ye Kai, who is rich and powerful, bought them a tablet computer for Yiyao, which can watch TV and play games, because it was bought in the United States, and the American brand of Yishui was produced by Stark Company, so the quality must be high. of.

Being Ye Kai's shikigami is quite happy, and I usually have nothing to do. When monsters appear, at most they go up and fight in groups.

Even if there is nothing wrong with them, they can find a treasure or something, and the courier will send it directly to Ma Xiaoling.

No way, they are all paid shikigami...

Ye Kai woke up early in the morning and was about to do some exercise. When he ran downstairs and passed Ma Xiaoling's shop, he saw a faint wisp of will-o'-the-wisp.

Looking carefully, it was the ugly girl who was cleaning the floor. Because she was squatting and cleaning the floor, the candle on her head was always dim and bright, and this was the scene that almost scared Ye Kai to death.

It's good if it's not a ghost...

In the future, I will resolutely never go out to exercise before dawn!It's scary!

As an onmyoji who was frightened by ghosts, there is probably no one left...

It's just... who's working so early?

Cleaning is done, can't we turn on the light?Candles on the head and so on, how can it be fixed when it burns?