heroine everyday

"In the depths of the sea, besides fish, there are also beautiful mermaids. They have six princesses... One day, the mermaid princess floated to the surface of the sea, and unexpectedly saw a human ship facing a storm... She It was very sad to see the happy couple become a couple under the blessing of everyone, and vowed to never leave each other forever... But how could the kind little mermaid do it?... The sky slowly brightened, and then With the morning sun shining on her hair and face, the beautiful little mermaid slowly melted into foam amidst the cries of her sisters, and dissipated between heaven and earth with the wind."

Gu Ling finished Hai's daughter in one breath, looked expectantly at Dongfang Que, who took her words to eat, and hoped that the only audience (the maids around: the only audience???) would be addicted to the story and fall in love with her. The (storyteller) person.

How about it, isn't the Little Mermaid so pitiful!I feel sorry for her!

The oriental sparrow carefully swallowed the food in its mouth, took another sip of lemon dew, and slowly wiped its mouth with the silk that was put aside. "Why didn't the little mermaid tell the prince that she saved him?"

Before she had time to be happy that Dongfang Que, who had always been reticent, said so much to herself, Gu Ling, who could hear people's questions clearly, explained in a panic: "Eh? Well... isn't she dumb now? , Writing or something, maybe mermaids and humans have different characters!"

"Then how do they communicate? Do they rely on sign language? Why do princesses and princes need to understand sign language? Is this necessary common sense?" Oriental Sparrow sat upright on the chair, wondering very seriously.

"No communication!" Gu Ling replied firmly. "The little mermaid only needs to dance. Dancing is worse than sign language. She dances her own dance steps and rubs into the prince's heart. This is the exchange of souls!"

"The witch turned the little mermaid into a human to take away her voice and make her walk on sharp knives every day, but it only takes a few hairs to turn back into a mermaid. Why didn't the little mermaid just turn the prince into a mermaid in the first place? If you love someone, shouldn’t you want to be with him for a long time? Mermaids can live 200 years longer than humans.”

Gu Ling looked puzzled: "The kind little mermaid can't bear to let the prince be separated from his family, right? If you become a mermaid, you will never be able to return to land."

"But the little mermaid can swim to the prince's palace to see him every day, and the prince can too. Is it because the little mermaid wants to become a human?"

"Uh, the Little Mermaid didn't even ask how to turn a mermaid into a fish, so it must be that the Little Mermaid wants to become a man herself!"

"How does the witch boil medicine in the water? Is there a spell to separate it?"

"That's right, otherwise, why would you be a witch!"

"Since the prince loves the little mute and told her not to leave him, but the prince himself married another princess, is he a scumbag?"

"That's right! The prince is such a scumbag! Why didn't you stab the scumbag to death!" Gu Ling said angrily, wishing she could stab him instead of the little mermaid.

"Thank you for your story, and I look forward to the next one." After finishing speaking, the curious baby Oriental Sparrow finished his breakfast time, got up and went to the practice room.

Gu Ling is still complaining for the little mermaid, she hates third parties and scumbags the most in her life, anyone who destroys other people's love should be kicked by a donkey!

Why is the Little Mermaid so pitiful? Not only did she have to meet a scumbag, but she also died for him. I feel so sorry for her!

Completely immersed in the tragic ending of the Little Mermaid, unable to extricate herself, Gu Ling almost cried for the poor Little Mermaid. It took a while for Gu Ling to realize that the Oriental Sparrow had left, and recalled her original intention.

Gu Ling:? ? ? ?

Is there something wrong?Why does a good fairy tale suddenly become an adult story?How did Dongfang Sparrow, who was supposed to be immersed in it, become Gu Ling unable to extricate himself?

What the f**k? !Are kids all this scary now? ? ?

Aunt Gu suddenly fell into the predicament of doubting herself, doubting life and doubting the world.

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After getting along for five or six days, Gu Ling finally figured out how to live in harmony with the little kid like Dongfang Que.

Although I always get misled when I tell stories every day, forgetting my original intention and always being repelled, but at least the two have a relatively good communication, don't they?At least Gu Ling now has the courage to walk into Dongfang Que's training room confidently, and the two of them have initially reached the status of new roommates who will wait for you in class and eat together after class.

In Gu Ling's mind, there is already a lot of pen and ink in the small record book of the Oriental sparrow:

The oriental sparrow is not only delicate like a doll, but its personality is also very similar to that of a doll. She obeys whatever others play with it, and seldom has her own ideas.For example, in cultivation, in an accidental communication, Gu Ling learned from Dongfang Que that the daily heavy training tasks are not actually Dongfang Que’s own liking, but Dongfang Yu’s task for her daughter. practice.Therefore, apart from eating, washing, and sleeping, Dongfang Que is usually practicing, living a regular and boring life like an old man.Although Gu Ling felt that this was stifling the child's nature, but this was a family matter, and the little girl herself didn't feel bored, so what can outsiders say.

Dongfang sparrow doesn't like to talk, and when it doesn't take the initiative to speak, it exists like an NPC. No one triggers the dialogue, and the little girl just does her own thing quietly. She doesn't have anything to do and won't be bored. She stays where she is like a puppet. , It's not in a daze, it's on call.Every day except for breakfast when Gu Ling told her stories, the little girl was a little more lively and kept a silent attitude. Although Dongfang Que and the maid didn't think anything was wrong, Gu Ling was suffocated.Gu Ling is a standard social animal, if she doesn't communicate with each other every day, it will make her sick.

This is also the reason why Gu Ling perseveres in telling stories to Dongfang Que every day, even if he is brainwashed by the genius child Dongfang Que, no matter what happens!

After lunch and rest for a while, Gu Ling was going to the training room with Dongfang Que as usual to continue to make progress every day. When he was working hard, Dongfang Yu stopped him.

"Que'er, you go first, I'll talk to Xiao Ling."

Dongfang Que didn't respond either, and bowed slightly to indicate that he had finished greeting, and walked slowly towards the training room.

Gu Ling: "Uncle Yu? What's the matter, what can I do for you?" Do you want to send your daughter away?

Dongfang Yu smiled, beckoned Gu Ling to sit in the living room, and then said: "Xiao Ling, how are you getting along with Que'er these days? There is nothing awkward, right?"

It turned out to be concerned about her daughter's friendship.

"It's okay. Although Xiaoque doesn't like to talk, we don't have any troubles."

"Really, that's good. I'm afraid you may not be used to staying here with Uncle Yu, or you may not be able to bear Que'er's reticence." Dongfang Yu glanced at the direction of the training room, "If there is anything you don't understand about cultivation You can discuss it with Que'er, Que'er's progress in cultivation is not bad, I hope you two can make progress together."

Is that not bad?It's against the sky, okay, why don't you be so humble.Gu Ling secretly slandered in his heart, but he naturally responded, saying something that elders like to hear, such as we must cheer together.

Dongfang Yu was elated, laughed, and told Gu Ling that if he felt anything he didn't like, he could mention it to him, and don't wrong him at Uncle Yu's house, so he ended the conversation.

Gu Ling looked at Dongfang Yu in a daze and then glanced at the direction of the training room, as if she wanted to talk to her daughter but didn't know why she didn't act, and then she said goodbye to Gu Ling and left.

Well, would a girl as obedient as Dongfang Que get into trouble with her father? ~

Thinking of the angry look on Dongfang Que's doll-like expressionless face, Gu Ling felt a little cute, and couldn't help but happily go to Dongfang Que to practice together.

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Gu Ling: Help me tie my hair?

The oriental sparrow silently summoned the breeze.

Gu Ling: Wait for me, shall we have dinner together?

Dongfang Sparrow silently followed behind Gu Ling.

N years later, Gu Ling: I want to have a relationship with that handsome guy, you go first?

Dongfang Que silently squeezed out the handsome guy, and took Gu Ling home first.

Gu Ling: ...Huh?What about the well-spoken and obedient doll?