My male god is too omnipotent

Small Theater [-]:

(Junior high school, the Chinese teacher was teaching a multiple-choice question, and found Yan Shenghua who was dozing off.)

Teacher (holding back his anger): Yan Shenghua, come and do this problem.

Yan Shenghua (confused): Huh?Oh...you should choose B for this question.

Teacher (face softened slightly): Why?

Yan Shenghua (thought for a long time, the teacher has become impatient): Hmm... because... A, C, D are all wrong.

teacher:……

Small Theater [-]:

(Yan Shenghua still likes Luo Lingzhao very much, and loves being attached to him)

Yan Shenghua (wronged): Ling Zhao, why do my flowers always die?

Luo Lingzhao (casually): Probably because of your scare!

Yan Shenghua (eyes wide open): But, that pot of Avalokitesvara (a succulent plant) is still alive and well!

Luo Lingzhao (glances at Yan Shenghua): Oh, it probably has a thick skin.

Yan Shenghua: ...

As mentioned, Yan Shenghua liked to fight against Luo Lingzhao during his second year of middle school. In fact, this has a historical origin.for example:

Small Theater [-]:

During the summer vacation of elementary school, Luo and Yan went on a trip together.

In the car.

Luo Lingzhao (suddenly): Yan Shenghua, have you brought your phone charger?

Yan Shenghua (with a look of lovelessness): Ahhh!No!forget!

Luo Lingzhao (depressed): Oh, that would be too bad, I didn't bring it either.

Yan Shenghua: Huh?

Along the way, Yan Shenghua felt depressed.As for buying a new charger or something, Yan Baozi Shenghua said he forgot.

Yan Shenghua looked through his backpack when he was hungry: w(Д)w

Congratulations to Yan children's shoes, harvest [a mobile phone charger].

Another example:

Small Theater [-]:

In the beginning, Yan Shenghua looked thinner and weaker than Ling Zhao, and he was very popular with teachers and female classmates. He was threatened by many people, and Ling Zhao helped him.

Luo Lingzhao (pressing Yan Shenghua to the corner, whispering): Yan Shenghua, you are the one I protect.How can you let others bully you?

Yan Shenghua (with tears streaming down his face, with a moved face): Ling Zhao... I will definitely treat you well!

Luo Lingzhao: In this case...

Yan Shenghua (expecting): Huh?

Luo Lingzhao (takes out something): This piece of chocolate is for you!

Yan Shenghua didn't know why, but he still took it.Then, he saw his parents and Ling Zhao's parents——

Yan mother: Yan Shenghua!Didn't I tell you not to eat sweets?They all have cavities!

Yan Shenghua looked at the calm boy beside him, and instantly understood: Both of their families don't allow too much sweets, Ling Zhao is a sweet tooth, so he must have secretly taken chocolate as a tooth sacrifice, and he became a scapegoat in the end!

The author has something to say:

Ahem, although there are only a few, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat!After all, I haven’t updated the article for so long, and I will update the article as soon as I finish the exam. I am still very serious~ But, I am not very good at writing particularly humorous ones, so I don’t mind~ I will add when I get inspiration. ps: The small theater is part of the plot~ But Tuanzi felt that it was troublesome and scattered to write in words, so he made it into a small theater~

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