I'm not your type

In the new semester, people from the basketball team came to the training ground with overstuffed suitcases.

For a while, the basketball team's training ground was bustling like a food fair.

【This roast chicken is pretty good】

[Who likes sweets?Come and get sesame candy]

[Who wants dragon beard crisps?Can't eat flower cakes]

[Whoever has a pot in the dormitory, come here to get the ultra-thin noodle noodles, and you can eat them as soon as you boil the water. 】

【Who likes spicy food, come and try the super spicy version of pickles pickled by my mother】

【Pickled ginger, Houttuynia cordata, who wants it? ? 】

The most unpopular thing was the Houttuynia cordata brought by captain Xu Ming. Song Chaowen took a bite and spit it out [Who would like to eat this thing?Like chewing fish scales, it is fishy to death. ] As a result, Song Chaowen, who looked disgusted, turned his head and saw Deputy Team Zhou who was chewing. . . . .

Song Dynasty Wen【. . . . . . . 】

The lively market-like exchange of souvenirs ended, and the basketball team began to enter formal training.

In the second half of the school year, there will be competitions one after another, and there will be several national competitions. If they make it through, they will be able to spend the school's money and public expenses to participate in the competitions in other places.

The people on the basketball team were full of fighting spirit, and they chanted their slogans louder than before when running laps.

New year and new weather, Xu Ming, who has always been lazy, has also become busy in the new year.However, he is busy because he has a new girlfriend who is as beautiful as a fairy, and he has nothing to do with the basketball team.

One day, Xu Ming brought his new girlfriend to the basketball team for a tour.

The style is completely different from his last girlfriend's. This girlfriend is following the route of a voluptuous mature woman. No matter her face or figure, she has an oppressive beauty.As soon as she came in, the rough men on the basketball team didn't know where to look.

Only Zhou Yi went up to say hello with a smile [Hello brother and sister. 】

The younger siblings said [just call me Vincent]

Xu Ming explained [She grew up abroad, and after returning to China, she gave herself a Chinese name. .Little man. 】

Vincent said to Monday [I met you, at Jimbo's annual reception, you were Sato's accompanying interpreter. 】

I thought about it on Monday, Jin Bo, Sato, oh, that time [it was me]

【Your Japanese sounds beautiful, but Sato has always missed you. 】

Coughed twice on Monday, yes, that pervert did tell him that his Japanese pronunciation is very suitable for xx, the first time he thought he heard it wrong, wait until the old pervert said that your ending sounds very xx At that time, Zhou Yi replied with a smile [My fiancee also said the same. 】

【You look very small. 】The Japanese man named Sato said unwillingly.

[Baby dear. 】Zhou Yi adjusted his glasses, talking nonsense calmly.

[I heard from Sato that you are already engaged] Vincent smiled and said [I'm curious, what kind of woman would you like. 】

The amount of information is too much, and the people on the basketball team are already stupid.Wait, Team Zhou can speak Japanese, also works as a translator, and is engaged, isn't he gay?Also, what's the situation with this beauty, isn't she Dui Xu's girlfriend?Why does it feel like teasing the Zhou team?

My emperor, Xu Ming, was still rummaging around to eat leisurely, and all the eunuchs beside him were dying of panic.

On Monday, I played some Tai Chi with Vincent, but did not disclose the fact that I am gay.

Vincent said [you have a bookish look]

Everyone thought that the beauty's perspective was really different from theirs, and they could only see the cowardice from Zhou Dui, who was hard-working and kind-hearted.

[You must be very suitable for Chinese ancient costumes] Wen Sen jumped up and said [Kimonos should be good too, you are tall, but your waist is very thin, well, I will measure your body for you another day and give you a suit that suits you. 】

Everyone is terrified.Xu Ming explained [she studied fashion design. 】

Is that the point, dear? ? ?Your wife praised Zhou Dui for her thin waist, and she still has to make clothes for Zhou Dui, dear, don't you feel that your head is starting to turn green? ? ?

Everyone on the basketball team has already begun to imagine Xu Ming's bloody picture of two men fighting for a woman on Monday.

Will they fight each other?Well, I bet Team Zhou wins

Will they fight?Well, I bet Team Zhou wins

Will they turn against each other and never communicate with each other?Well, I bet the Zhou team wins.

. . . . . .

As a result, everyone on the basketball team began to look at Xu Ming with pitiful eyes.

After Vincent left, Zhou Yi asked Xu Ming [You didn't tell her I'm gay, did you? 】

Xu Ming hesitated [that. .Not really. 】

[That's good, the Sato she mentioned just now is a bit troublesome, since the two of them know each other, it's better to be cautious. 】

【okay, I got it. 】

Zhou Yi turned around to watch training, Xu Ming grabbed Zhou Yi's wrist

[One by one,]

Zhou Yi's heart suddenly went cold, every time Xu Ming called him that. . . .It must be all right.

[I didn't tell her you were gay, I just. . . 】

【You are only? 】

[I just asked her to introduce you to a boyfriend. . . 】

What the basketball team members were worried about finally happened, but why did Team Zhou chase after Team Xu?Being robbed of his girlfriend and being beaten, Team Xu really is. . . .Poor one didn't see it.

Because he had been hanging out with Lu Yongli during the Chinese New Year, Zhou Yi's mouth was raised very tricky.I didn't think much of it before, but now I just feel that there is no food in the cafeteria that I can eat.When complaining like this, Xu Ming complained, you have been a slave for 20 years, why are you suddenly so expensive, do you still eat mushrooms?Don't eat it for me!

On Monday, he poured all the mushrooms he had killed to Xu Ming, looked at Xu Ming with pity like looking at a pig, and said, eat it.

After a while, he sighed to Xu Ming who was eating and drinking, 【You are so kind. . . 】

【kindness? 】Suddenly being praised so seriously on Monday, Xu Ming blushed a little

Monday went on to say [I really envy you have no sense of taste. 】

【. . . . . 】Xu Ming rolled his eyes【The fried mushrooms are much more delicious than my mother, okay?This cumin is put in, and it tastes like meat. 】

Said on Monday [You have never tasted Lu Yongli's fried mushrooms, which are also filled with cumin, which is much more delicious than meat. 】

Xu Ming【. . . . . . . 】

After the Spring Festival, Zhou Yi always felt that he and Lu Yongli got a lot closer. As soon as he entered the basketball court, he asked Xiao Lu if he was here. During training, he couldn’t help but look at Lu Yongli more. The ones he bought were always the most expensive. Song Chaowen and Lu Yongli fell at the same time, and he rushed to Lu Yongli's side with one brisk walk.

Within a few days, everyone in the team lined up to accuse Monday of being biased.

Qian Feng said [Are you interested in Lu Yongli? 】

【how come?It's not that you don't know my aesthetics. 】 Monday’s denial was frank.

[Your aesthetic. . . ] Qian Feng put on an expression that obviously didn't appreciate his aesthetics very much [All the people he likes together are not as good as Lu Yongli. 】

Said on Monday [Kelu Yongli really does not meet my aesthetics,]

Qian Feng said [Then you are still so kind to him. 】

Zhou Yi glanced at Qian Feng, and asked nastyly [How am I treating you? 】

Qian Feng felt hairy all over his body when he was looked at. . . . 】

[Then do you think I am interested in you? 】

【How can it be? ! 】Qian Feng said very exaggeratedly.

【Yes, I also think it's impossible, but I still treat you so well.Why do you think so. 】

Qian Feng's face was full of entanglement like papa. .You ask me who do I ask?

[My kindness to you is the same as my kindness to Xiaolu. It is a kind of kindness that is not aimed at dating. How can you question my kindness so carelessly and heartlessly? 】

Qian Feng suddenly felt guilty [Yes. .sorry. . . 】

[Correct if you know a mistake, there is nothing good about it, you play, I'm leaving]

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi walked away swaggeringly. It took Qian Feng a long time to realize, but. .You treat Xiaolu 10 times better than me now!

By the way, didn't he just want to complain to Monday about this today?Why did it end with him apologizing? ? ? ?Why? ? ? ? ? ?What went wrong? ? ? ? ?

Hiding behind the warehouse and listening to the whole process, Lu Yongli in the corner held the basketball in his hand and wiped it unconsciously repeatedly. . .