I'm not your type

Life repeats itself day by day, and in the blink of an eye, Christmas arrives.

Christmas, New Year's Day, Valentine's Day, the three most popular festivals for college students.

Xu Ming, who had nothing to do, was still hanging around doing nothing, but on Monday he was almost too busy.

The teacher of Dahuo asked every association to respond to the call of the municipal government, organize charity sales and performances, and show love to the welfare home in this city in various ways.

The counselor patted Xi Cheng on the shoulder and said that the college's orientation party must be brilliant and new, Xi Cheng turned around and patted Monday on the shoulder, Master Zhou, you have to organize and plan the show.

The secretary said that it is almost Christmas and we must strengthen the awareness of safety, especially for the youngsters who are freshmen, juniors, juniors, seniors, the monthly routine rounds should be changed to three irregular rounds per week, you go back and assign Click on the task.

The boss of the place where I worked called and said in a panic that Christmas is the time when gold is sprinkled in the sky, and now I have to go to the streets to catch young men who are in short supply.You must come on Monday, and if you don’t come, you have to introduce someone to come.

Because the last fellowship was too successful, this time even other clubs came to ask him to contact him for the Christmas fellowship, and the basketball team members who had tasted the sweetness cried and clamored for Monday to take advantage of Christmas, a day of universal celebration. They are out of order.

Zhou was so busy that he couldn't do anything, Xu Ming lay on the bed sipping milk tea and eating melon seeds, and he still didn't forget to read the jokes on Monday

[People are busier during the festive season]

Monday is really busy, so busy that I don't even have time to argue with Xu Ming.

During the busiest time on Monday, something happened to the basketball team. To be precise, something happened to Song Chaowen and Lu Yongli.

These two great immortals fought with the seniors of the School of Economics and Management, and they were still in the large classroom equipped with monitors.

On Monday, I bitterly pleaded with the counselor

The counselor said, "I don't want to deal with the person, but the monitoring clearly shows that the two of them hit him first, and they didn't even hit him back. Now the student who was beaten won't let go." . . . 】

Watching the surveillance video on Monday, there is no sound in the video, it seems that the two sides had a quarrel first, Song Chaowen stood up and wanted to make a move, Lu Yongli stretched out his hand to stop him, and then the other student said something, Lu Yongli went up with a punch , Song Chaowen also went up to mend a few feet. . .The scene was chaotic for a while, but what can be seen is that after being knocked down by Lu Yongli, the student never stood up from the beginning to the end.

On Monday, I first called the president of the School of Economics and Management and asked him to help find out which dormitory the student who was beaten lived in.

He brought people to the door to apologize in person.

If you can get the forgiveness of the other party, and then tell the counselors and secretary of both parties that it was just a joke, it should not be demerited, and it will not affect their future scholarships.

Things went smoothly, but what I didn't expect on Monday was that the two suspects not only refused to explain the reason for the fight, but also dared to analyze the pros and cons of the matter to them on Monday, and refused to apologize firmly.

[The grandson, I beat him every time I saw him. ] Song Chaowen was bluffing in front of Monday.

Looking at Lu Yongli on Monday

Lu Yongli said [I did nothing wrong with Song Chaowen. 】

【good!You have kind!I don't care, okay? 】 Zhou Zhou was so angry that he was covered in smoke and went back.

The next day, on Monday, I knew why they fought, and Qian Feng said [the grandson said bad things about you and called you gay]

[You don’t need to intercede for them] Still angry on Monday [I’m gay, he’s right, and homosexuality is a curse word, I’m not so glassy, ​​they exploded first. 】

[It's definitely not just talking about this. I heard from my junior that she was too embarrassed to repeat the words that the student scolded at that time. Anyway, it was very ugly] Qian Feng said [Hey. . .If you think about it, if the other party hadn't said something particularly harsh, Lu Yongli, who is as calm as he is, wouldn't have attacked all of a sudden. 】

On Monday, I didn't know whether I was happy or angry.

Time went back to the big class that day, the unlucky kid who was beaten recognized Lu Yongli and Song Chaowen, and pretended to be disgusted and wanted to sit beside him.

While moving the place, he said to his classmate [It’s disgusting, gay, bah, sit over there, I don’t want to get AIDS. 】

It took Song Chaowen a long time to realize who he was talking about, and he was a little angry【Who are you talking about? 】

That person is also very violent [I advise you to get checked quickly, if you are with a pervert like Monday, even if you are lucky enough not to get AIDS, you will still be infected as a pervert! 】

Song Chaowen stood up and wanted to beat him [what the hell are you talking about! ! ? ? 】

Lu Yongli next to him also stood up, stopping the impulsive Song Chaowen [Don't be as knowledgeable as him. 】

Seeing that Song Chaowen was stopped by Lu Yongli, the man became even more unrestrained [Huh, did I say something wrong?Just like Zhou Yi's pervert who is ridden by thousands of people, I don't know how many diseases he has, and it's just your basketball team, who worships him like a god, and he pouts his ass and begs me to fuck him. . . 】

When Lu Yongli heard this, his eyes became a little cold. Before the man finished speaking, Lu Yongli punched him.

The man really didn't need to be beaten, so Lu Yongli put him down with one punch.

[You're disgusting] Lu Yongli looked down at that man from above, like a bedbug.

The man was mean and cursed a few times, Song Chaowen went up and kicked him twice, this time, Lu Yongli didn't stop him again.

Zhou Yi was also very helpless. His own puppy bit someone, but it was to protect himself.

He didn't know whether to be moved, moved, or moved.

So, he called the chairman of the School of Economics and Management that day and said, "It's fine if that person scolds me, why should he say he fucked me?"Pretty funny, I didn't know I ever begged him to fuck me. 】

The chairman of the School of Economics and Management broke out in a cold sweat when he heard Monday's tone and words [Oh, look. .He is a mouth maniac, in fact. . .What a big deal]

Zhou Yi smiled and said [I don’t want to make a big fuss, you tell him for me, come and apologize to me within three days, otherwise, this matter will go to hell. 】

The president of the School of Economics and Management was not stupid, and immediately threatened and lured that person to go to the counselor to close the case, saying that he was just playing with his juniors, but in fact nothing happened.

When Lu Yongli and Song Chaowen's case was dismissed, Zhou Yi laughed and said magnanimously [What a big deal, you have to come over and apologize to me in person, it's almost the end of the semester, let him study with peace of mind, it's all the same school Alumni, don't come, don't come. 】

【. . . . . . . . . 】

[Also, tell him, I only do 1, not the one below. 】

The chairman of the School of Economics and Management was speechless for a while, and finally he could only say [. . . .ok ok. 】

Everyone in the basketball team cast their eyes on each other and at the same time rejoiced 【With the captain here, we can make troubles as we please! ! ! 】

As soon as he was encouraged, he came in with a dark face on Monday, and after organizing the queue, he started a lecture.

What violence is the lowest means of solving problems, what should always remember that one is a professional lawyer or an amateur athlete, what to strengthen legal awareness and spiritual awareness. . . .Etc., etc

When everyone felt that they were about to cry, Monday announced the punishment of Song Chaowen and Lu Yongli

[Both of you are suspended for one month, plus a one-month court sweep. 】

Song Chaowen cried and cried [As long as you stop nagging, I will be able to scan for two more months! 】

Xu Ming smiled and said to Lu Yongli next to him, "Remember to treat Senior Zhou to dinner after you got the scholarship, he was worried about you. 】

Lu Yongli glanced at Monday.

Patted him on the shoulder on Monday [Young man, do you want to commit crimes and meritorious deeds? 】

Lu Yongli tilted his head, and dragged down the article following Zhou Yi's words【Wish to hear more details】

I was used to seeing Lu Yongli's iceberg face on Monday, but I had never seen Lu Yongli who cooperated like this before. I was in a daze for a while, and somewhere in my heart called out [I'm going, so cute! 】

However, it was just a cry, and it will return to the topic soon on Monday [New Year's Party, let's make a show, boy~]

Lu Yongli was coerced and lured into signing up for a singing show. Originally, he proposed to the person in charge on Monday that the entire basketball team should dance with Lu Yongli behind.

But the person in charge met Lu Yongli, and after hearing him sing a song, he rejected the plan for the backup dancer on Monday.

[He has a strong aura and is more suitable for solo singing. 】The person in charge expresses his feelings directly 【Stop dragging others down. 】

Zhou Yi was bitter [Then what should we do?Chairman Xi gave a death order, and none of our basketball team could escape.Don't let us dance, let's have a poem recitation? 】

【Poetry recitation?You have the nerve to say it. 】The person in charge snorted【Even if it's poetry recitation, don't forget that there is Xu Ming in your team, once he opens his mouth, you still recite a fart. 】

Zhou Yi said [Then what should we do, this is the only talented talent in our team, we can't let us perform live and play basketball! 】

The person in charge said, "You guys want to come up with a sketch, let Chen Qing write the script for you. 】

Don't agree on Monday [Pull it down, how busy is Chen Qing?Buried on the table every day to draw pictures, never slept before two o'clock in the morning, you have the heart to let him write the script? 】

On Monday, I had a hard time with the person in charge, and finally signed up for the poetry recitation program, but the person in charge has a condition, that is, Xu Ming is not allowed to speak.

Zhou Yi hesitated for two seconds and said [Okay! 】

Monday, when the negotiation was successful, was in a good mood. On the way back, he hummed songs all the way, but his joy turned into sadness. In front of Lu Yongli, he stepped on the unmelted ice beside the path and fell on his back.

On Monday, my hands and feet are fine, but my butt hurts, and I can't stand up for a while.Lu Yongli suppressed his laughter, and reached out to help Zhou Yi get up.

Monday is afraid of the cold, wearing thick clothes, the whole person looks like a bloated Michelin, plus the whole person walked and sat on the road Yongli caught three times on Monday, but failed to help Monday, and finally had to go around behind Monday , surround Zhou Yi from behind, and drag him out of the unmelted ice first. Zhou Zhou was dragged by his junior Lu Yongli like this, and he felt extremely ashamed.

I looked up and wanted to say that I could get up by myself, but I saw Lu Yongli's face who was only a few feet away from me.

Let me go, the path is so white!

Even from this angle, Lu Yongli is still handsome, with clean and neat facial lines, and a perfect combination of facial features. Well, thinking about it on Monday, this kid is indeed prettier than Song Chaowen. . . .a little bit. . . .

When Lu Yongli dragged Zhou Yi out, his fingers accidentally touched Zhou Yi’s neck. It was very obvious that those fingers that had touched Zhou Yi’s neck slowly began to become hot. .