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Do you think Hu Zhongyue would let Xia Shang go so easily?Then you are too special, as the only and only general attacking master in the whole play, of course you can't accept your fate on the spot.

He patted the table with his hands, got up and strode into the bathroom, and lifted Xia Shang out like a rabbit. Xia Shang screamed in pain: "Lying grass, you are a domestic violence!" Then he threw Xia Shang to the ground like a ball. At the desk.

"Pick it up for me." Hu Zhongyue's eyes were fierce, and he tilted his neck and scolded people so fiercely. It seemed that he didn't want you to pick it up, but wanted you to eat it.

However, in the eyes of Xia Shang, a little coquettish mother, what she saw was an inexplicable domineering boyfriend force, and his heart beat wildly.He can't be blamed either. After staying with a mother like Song Ke'er for a long time, he will want to go to a bull when he sees it. But it's also possible that Hu Zhongyue's subwoofer is shaking.Keke, you are still a good friend if you don't tell the truth.

Seeing a handsome guy half-dead with anger should be no less refreshing than someone else helping you clean his ears.

Xia Shang, who was smelling of cumin and pepper, approached Hu Zhongyue intentionally or unintentionally, smelling the unique smell of male hormones exuding from him, which made people want to commit crimes, and really felt like crushing the flowers.

The little author jumped in a hurry: the dwarf also wants to be the leader?Dreaming - can you reach it?

He raised his chin and tried his best to maintain a level-view angle. Although it was still a big gap, he couldn't lose his aura. How could he lose his aura in an awkward fight.

"Don't pick it up." Xia Shang sucked his lips, and there was only two words written on his face - dissatisfied.

In an instant, Hu Zhongyue hugged Xia Shang, mumbling in his mouth, you just need to clean up. He looked around to see where it would be better to clean him up, and finally he kindly threw him on the sofa.

Koko——

Xia Shang's hands were clasped tightly behind his back, and he was lying prone on the sofa. Hu Zhongyue stepped on his legs. Xia Shang was hung and beaten, and his body was broken into several sections by Hu Zhongyue.

"It hurts, it hurts." Xia Shang's voice was hoarse from the pain, and his body felt as uncomfortable and uncontrollable as if someone had acupuncture points on his body.

Hu Zhongyue was so tired that his head was sweating, he shouted hard: "Do you still dare to talk back? Do you dare to be disobedient?"

Xia Shang gritted his teeth, the pain was unbearable: "Don't dare, don't dare, it hurts, it hurts, let me go."

After some life-and-death struggles and verbal battles, Xia Shang's minor illness was saved, which made him deeply understand: in this family, if you want to keep your status, you must not come hard.

People really become smarter after being beaten. Xia Shang tactfully went to pour Hu Zhongyue a glass of water, carefully brought it to him, stroked Hu Zhongyue's chest, helped him smooth, and instantly became a male assistant.

Then again, Hu Zhongyue bought Xia Shang, isn't he just a male assistant?Does a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious university really need an editor?I just want to recruit an assistant to relieve boredom.If it weren't for Xia Shang's cute face, he wouldn't have bought it!

It was past half of the night, Xia Shang was sitting on the sofa as quiet as a chicken, and Hu Zhongyue punished him to face the wall and think for three hours.

Xia Shang pouted, shaking his head and walking around Hu Zhongyue: "I'm so sleepy, please let me sleep!" After begging for a long time, Hu Zhongyue was willing to give up. Xia Shang closed his eyes and put his hands on his trousers. Scratching in the middle, he casually shook his head and went back to his room to sleep.

Hu Zhongyue sat on the swivel chair, witnessed this scene, bit his nails and shook his head, with an unspeakable sense of disgust on his face.

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The sky was just slightly bright, and the sun might still be dozing off. In order to show off, Xia Shang tossed and tossed in the kitchen early to make breakfast for Hu Zhongyue.

Hu Zhongyue's sweet dreams were disturbed by the sound of chant, bang, bang, and thumping. He buried his head in the bed and thought that the house had been broken into. He slipped into the kitchen in a suit of home clothes, which was amazing!

The spiritual world of Virgo is completely subverted!Xia Shang—— caught fire with a bang, turned around and hugged Hu Zhongyue, hanging on his body.Like a kangaroo, Hu Zhongyue moved to the stove, covered it with a pot lid, and turned off the fire.

"Hey, where are you touching?" Hu Zhongyue whispered, with a pair of restless hands gliding over his ass.

Xia Shang really didn't do it on purpose, because of the height difference, when he hugged him casually, the position of his hand just fell on his ass.

The little author said, you lied to ghosts!

A piece of ice is in the jade pot. Even if the fish is dead, there is still a pool of clear water. Hu Zhongyue understands Xia Shang's intention.

"You want to make noodles, right? I'll teach you. First, boil the noodles in boiling water, and then scoop them up and rinse them in cold water..." Hu Zhongyue became a teacher with a decent appearance.

Hu Zhongyue let those restless hands wander to his waist, the little author went crazy: Hu Zhongyue, how dare you say you don't like Xia Shang?

I believe in your evil!

As the only and only general attacking adult in this play, how can he let Xia Shang touch his waist?What about the high, cold, handsome, dick, and bombshell?If this situation continues, our drama will definitely go astray, no, we must take remedial measures.

Start work at nine o'clock. The so-called work means sitting in front of the computer and writing articles, writing about this year's fashion elements and trends. A kind of exaggerated and chaotic style, people see a kind of illusion that if you don't buy it, you will be skinned, commonly known as "holding the list", understand?

The two wrote the manuscript face to face, but the style contrast was quite large, rigorous vs. snacks.Xia Shang stared at Hu Zhongyue for a long time, but Hu Zhongyue didn't give him a straight look. He ate potato chips with his mouth shaking, his legs were shaking, his eyes were solemn, and his soul pierced Hu Zhongyue opposite:

Hu Zhongyue must be very rich... A rich man like him is still working so hard, I think it is because of his physical defects.

I am also convinced by this brain circuit!

With a curiosity of watching the excitement, he said, "Hey, Hu Zhongyue, you must be very rich!"

Xia Shang's poor look was about to come out, Hu Zhongyue glanced at him sideways, and there was a kind of arrogance on his face that I have money, it's none of your business.

Xia Shang clapped his hands, Hu Zhongyue must be very rich, I heard people say it before, rich people keep a low profile and don’t say they are rich, but Hu Zhongyue didn’t say so, then he must be very rich, he is so rich and still like this Fighting must be because of physical defects, nothing wrong.

……

What are you doing, Hu Zhongyue?How about releasing a big move?Just a squint and he dismissed me, what about the crazy and cool show that was agreed?Believe it or not, I wrote you down?

"There are three chapters in this agreement. If there is no problem, just sign it!" I don't know when Hu Zhongyue printed out an agreement, that is, the three prohibitions.

Yo, it's pretty fast——

"What? No bodily touching? Can't do it, don't sign." Xia Shang was a little surprised after reading it, shook his head and threw the paper aside.

Hu Zhongyue was full of disdain, who do you think you are?A little assistant I bought also wants to fight against the overlord?Want to tease me hard?

"Go to hell if you can't do it." Hu Zhongyue sucked his lips and said "Axi!"

Xia Shang pretended to be very innocent, and said: "Then if I, um, when there is thunder at night, um, I am afraid of sleeping alone, so I must have someone to accompany me."

With a bulging red face, a small pink cherry mouth, and blinking big watery eyes, he looked up at Hu Zhongyue.Hu Zhongyue frowned, always remembering that he was the main character who attacked the adults, and fought back through gritted teeth: "You have to know that Lei can't kill you, but if you dare to touch me, I will fly to the sky and cooperate with Lei to blow you up. Do you believe it or not?"

Xia Shang continued to be coquettish, and wanted to justify something: "Well~then..."

Before he finished speaking, Hu Zhongyue's "shut up" sealed his mouth.Xia Shang was extremely aggrieved, so he came out to find the little author to make a theory:

Didn't you just come to talk about a relationship?What the hell is it now, don't let me touch him, talk about a silly relationship, and, I flirt with him, and he scolds me, it's impossible to operate?

The young author's righteous words: I will give you a famous saying, if you can't die, you will die, if you can't catch up with Hu Zhongyue, I will let you stay inside forever.

Xia Shang: You asked me to chase him, why didn't you say so earlier?I thought the two of us were in love with each other, you are thick and I am thick so easy!OK, I know what to do.

The little author was furious: You think I'm writing erotic novels, just do it right away?