Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#06 Pretend we're in love

"Speak!"

Xie Siyan heard a soft voice slapping his ear, as if his lips were about to bite his ear, he opened his eyes suddenly, and saw the ceiling of Lu Lishen's office, and he was sleeping on the sofa in the office.

"Speak!"

He heard another sound, turned his head and found Lu Lishen squatting in front of the sofa, staring at him motionlessly like a cat observing its owner.He rubbed his temples and couldn't remember why he slept in Lu Lishen's office. He moved his lips with a headache but didn't make a sound.

Xie Siyan panicked. He sat up and stared at Lu Lishen in an instant, asking in horror, "What's wrong with him, why can't he speak?" ' But the lips were moving, but there was still no sound.

But Lu Lishen was not in a hurry, with a smile on his face, and suddenly put his hands on his shoulders, and put him on the back of the sofa. He was no longer as expressionless as when he was talking to him before, but took him At the meeting, when talking with customers, the momentum seemed to be shining all over.

"You don't need to talk, just listen to me."

Xie Siyan was stunned, Lu Lishen was too close, so close that he could kiss him with a slight tilt of his head, he wanted to push Lu Lishen away, but Lu Lishen's hands were clamped on his shoulders like pliers, and he couldn't push him a little bit.He moved his lips again in a panic, but still no sound came out.

"Yanyan, don't be nervous!" Lu Lishen knelt on the sofa with one leg, which happened to land between Xie Siyan's legs.

Xie Siyan's whole body became tense, this posture was really weird, as weird as if they were about to do something indescribable next.

However, when Lu Lishen was about to kiss him, he suddenly reached out to grab his tie and said with a smile, "I just want to tell you that your tie is crooked."

"Fuck!"

Xie Siyan's roar resounded throughout the office, he bounced up from his position like launching a rocket, and then found that the whole office was staring at him, not Lu Lishen's office, but the development department, all together Colleagues working overtime.

He smiled awkwardly and said, "I just dreamed that the power went off when I was about to kill the boss!"

Ten programmers and nine nerds expressed their understanding of Xie Siyan's dream, and then they all returned to work as if nothing had happened, but Xie Siyan couldn't help but act as if nothing had happened. He sat down again and thought belatedly—what brainwashed him? !

Xie Siyan touched his neckline subconsciously. Fortunately, he didn't wear a tie. Then he lay on the table with his head in his arms, feeling like crying. How could he have such a strange dream?How could he dream of such an upright and enthusiastic Lu Lishen like this!How could Lu Lishen do this?He must be thinking too much!

From the day when Lu Lishen sent him home and drove around the neighborhood for three hours, Xie Siyan had always had strange thoughts about Lu Lishen in his consciousness these days, but he couldn't find out where Lu Lishen was strange, the more he couldn't find him. The more he wanted to find out, the more Lu Lishen stayed up until 12 o'clock every day these days, as if he was as busy as them, and then dropped by to send him home.

Finally, Xie Siyan couldn't even dream without Lu Lishen!He couldn't figure out whether Boss Lu didn't go to social parties, didn't go to dinner parties, stayed in the office until 12 o'clock after get off work all day, cared about their diet, and gave them dinner and supper, whether he was busy or free.

"Yosh! Done!"

In the quiet office, the cheers of the project team leader suddenly erupted, and the atmosphere in the office suddenly relaxed, and there were all kinds of venting sounds, some scolding the world, some scolding other people's mothers, and others The sister confessed, and also pulled Xie Siyan out of a long list of puzzles.

He stretched and heaved a sigh of relief. The section he was in charge of had been completed an hour ago, and he was just waiting for the test. Now that the test has passed, that means he can leave work.He checked the time, it was a little earlier today than the previous few days, it was just after ten o'clock.

"Today, where? Anyway, tomorrow is the weekend! Why don't we go to Heihe together?"

The project team leader wanted to throw all the computer out of the window, away from the desk, twisted the Yangko in the middle of the room, and the project manager who accompanied the overtime work suddenly slid over on the chair, looked at everyone seriously, and said earnestly: "Lu The general said, eat whatever you want tonight, and he will be in charge of swiping the card!"

The entire office was silent for a moment, and suddenly Lu Huanhu's voice broke out again, some thanked Mr. Lu, some thanked the party, and some thanked Miss Sister.There is also someone who vindicated today's overtime meal. It turns out that the same portion as afternoon tea is for taking them to eat!

The project team leader is the one who can't do without the young lady. His name is Wen Yi, nicknamed Literary Middle Age, and he is also the backbone of the company's gossip circle.When the others were getting ready to get off work, he moved to Xie Siyan's side, hooked Xie Siyan's neck and asked, "Xiao Xie, you know Mr. Lu well, so let your brother know, does Mr. Lu come here to oversee the work every night? "

Xie Siyan thought of this possibility for the first time in a few days, shook his head and said, "Boss Lu, he is probably afraid of our sudden death, so he stayed and waited for an ambulance to be called!"

"Fuck you, you died suddenly!" Wen Yi quickly threw away Xie Siyan, didn't ask any gossip, turned and left unhappy.

"Mr. Lu."

Suddenly someone yelled, Xie Siyan turned his head, and saw Lu Lishen standing at the door with his hands in his trouser pockets. Although he was dressed in a meticulous suit, he still looked chic.Lu Lishen didn't look at him, as if he didn't notice that he was there, he suddenly remembered the dream he had just had.

It must be because the sofa in Lu Lishen's office is so comfortable, he can't forget it after sitting on it once!Xie Siyan comforted himself, but his mind was filled with the voice of Lu Lishen, the male host of the midnight radio station. It was different from talking to him without ups and downs, and now every word he said was full of emotion and exciting.

"Everyone has worked hard. I booked a seat at Hefangju. Although I know that everyone has worked hard for a few days and wants to relax, but working overtime hurts the body. Today, I will drink some soup to nourish the stomach. I will remember this meal. I will not eat it next week. When you work overtime, do whatever you like."

In an instant, all kinds of brainwaves floated over the office of the development department. Mr. Lu's mother-like care really made all the single otaku feel the warmth of spring, although they would rather drink beer and eat skewers, or Find a girl to fuck with.

Xie Siyan also felt from the bottom of his heart that Lu Lishen is really a fresh and unique flower in the boss world. Of course, this is a compliment. After hearing that their company has set up an overtime meal delivery system and eating bonus benefits on time, all his colleagues' circle of friends, They all asked 'Is your company still recruiting people? '

In fact, Lu Lishen, the boss, is indeed on the verge of winning the Nobel Prize. Hefangju is a well-known Chinese restaurant in their area. It is famous for various health soups, and the minimum consumption per capita is infinitely close to four figures.And this time is usually close to closing time, and basically no longer picks up customers. Lu Lishen's ability to keep his seat until now is really not based on face, but on RMB, so the per capita consumption has increased infinitely.

Xie Siyan, with the mentality of a petty citizen and the heart of his mother, deliberately walked last, waiting for Lu Lishen to join him, so as to correct Lu Lishen's extravagant and wasteful consumption attitude.

"Yanyan." Lu Lishen suddenly walked to Xie Siyan's seat, "I, tomorrow—" May I treat you to dinner?After he finally settled down, he made a start to Xie Siyan, but Xie Siyan ruthlessly interrupted him at the beginning.

"Boss Lu, you're such a waste!" In Xie Siyan's eyes, Lu Lishen has become the kind of idiot in elementary school who has no friends and rushes to send money to make friends with others. Is it? Although you are making money now, but think about the days when you lived in the tube building, Aunt Liu went out early and returned late every day! Of course, I am not saying that the money is earned and not spent, but it can’t be wasted like this. He Fangju, please invite everyone When can’t we go for dinner, must it be at this time?”

Lu Lishen was speechless. He wanted to tell Xie Siyan that he actually wanted to take him to eat. He felt sorry that he didn't eat well every day, and worried that his stomach hurt, but he couldn't say it, so he had to drag the whole department along.Suddenly being said by Xie Siyan, he felt endless grievances, Yan Yan didn't understand him at all, Yan Yan wasn't moved at all, Yan Yan didn't like him at all!

So, he didn't say anything, turned around and left without even changing his expression.

Xie Siyan's eyes were so wide that he was about to chase after Lu Lishen, wondering if he talked too much?Shouldn't he be in charge?How Lu Lishen spends the money he earns is his own business, and it really has nothing to do with him.Besides, judging from Lu Lishen's extravagance in ordering food for them in the past few days, Mr. Lu is really not short of money, and he is not the same as the Lu Lishen who picked up mineral water bottles in the Tongzilou to exchange money for him to buy popsicles.

Just when Xie Siyan decided to change his worry-free aunt style, his cell phone rang suddenly, and he looked up, but Lu Lishen was no longer there, only the message from Lu Lishen could be seen.

——Yanyan, I was wrong, I will only take you there from now on.

Xie Siyan was stunned again by Lu Lishen's brain circuit. What he was thinking and the direction of Lu Lishen's confession were completely out of context. No, why did Lu Lishen confess to him!He didn't really mean to be Lu Lishen's "mother"!

He hurriedly chased him out, but rushed out of the door and ran past. Lu Lishen stood by the door with his back against the wall, looking at him expressionlessly, and he saw the effect like a watchman's stone, without even twitching his eyelashes.

"Speak."

Facing Lu Lishen's gaze that was so straight into his eyes, Xie Siyan's heart beat twice subconsciously. He felt that Lu Lishen seemed to be really angry, although he didn't show it.He had no choice but to show his affinity for saving the world, put his shoulders on Lu Lishen, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, don't worry about it, I just feel sorry for you for working so hard for so many years! My problem, do you still remember how nagging she is!"

It is true that Xie Siyan feels sorry for Lu Lishen. He knows that Lu Lishen has maintained the number one position throughout the year not because of a genius. He knows how tiring it is to start a business. Start with zero.

"Well, I remember." Lu Lishen finally turned his gaze and landed on Xie Siyan's neckline.

Xie Siyan was glad that after so many days, he finally successfully started the topic of memory killing, and was about to make persistent efforts to lead the topic to more profound memories, when Lu Lishen suddenly stretched out his hand to his neck.

He stepped back quickly, reacting as quickly as a martial arts master, and then said with a straight neck, "I'm not wearing a tie!"

Lu Lishen tilted his head incomprehension, then pointed to his collar and said, "There is a thread stuck on the collar, I want to help you take it off."

Xie Siyan looked down and found that there was indeed a black line on his shirt collar, but it was not the end of the thread, it was an ink stain that was drawn on by a brush at some time. Isn't Lu Lishen a little - cute?

"It can be washed off." Lu Lishen leaned over again, as if he was serious about a contract worth tens of millions.

Xie Siyan couldn't bear Lu Lishen's attitude that the weather in February, April and August was the same, and he changed as he said.As Lu Lishen got closer and closer, he couldn't help but think of that dream again, he pushed Lu Lishen violently, took two and a half steps back, and said, "It's okay, you can wear it even if you can't wash it off!"

"Together we will."

Xie Siyan didn't understand what Lu Lishen was talking about, so Lu Lishen suddenly pulled out his pen and drew the same black line on the same position as him on the collar. Their clothes were all white and bluish, and their shirts were white. The styles are pretty much the same.

After Lu Lishen finished drawing, he looked at Xie Siyan's neckline, then at his, and thought in his heart: Pretend this is Yanyan and I's couple outfits!

Xie Siyan stared strangely at Lu Lishen's series of movements, and at the end there was a very obvious smile on the corner of his mouth, and he blurted out subconsciously: "Brother Lu, is your condition serious again?"