Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#04 The most romantic thing I can think of - on

The more than 1000-word explanation that Lu Lishen sent to Xie Siyan, after a night of fermented sleep, made Xie Siyan wake up with a sense of responsibility from the bottom of his heart towards Lu Lishen. Like him, want to regain childhood friendship!

Therefore, Xie Siyan decided to send warmth to Boss Lu, and went out half an hour earlier than usual, went to the breakfast shop to pack two breakfasts, and gave up his only chance to exercise a day, and took the bus to work.

It was the first time Xie Siyan saw the company scenery half an hour before going to work. There was no one in the office, and even the big fish tank at the door was quiet.Naturally, Lu Lishen didn't show up either, so he hesitated at the door of Lu Lishen's office with the breakfast in hand. Should he call Lu Lishen first, or surprise him with the breakfast in Lu Lishen's office?

He weighed it for a long time, and finally took the breakfast back to his office, thinking that when Lu Lishen came, he could still express his Lei Feng-like feelings while delivering the breakfast.

However, Lu Lishen was still waiting at the door of the breakfast shop. He had been waiting for 10 minutes, but he couldn't wait for Xie Siyan, who always ordered on time. After 10 minutes, his associations were unstoppable like a mudslide, and his mind was full of words, is he sick?Did you eat badly last night?Or catch a cold at night?Is the A/C turned on too low?You have the flu?Are you allergic?

Lu Lishen immediately turned the car around and rushed to the pharmacy. He bought stomach medicine, cold medicine, allergy medicine, and antipyretic medicine. He scanned the entire medicine shelf.His aggressive manner made the drug seller think that he was sent by a competitor, with the purpose of buying out all the commonly used drugs in the store, so that their business could not continue.

In the end, Lu Lishen rushed out of the pharmacy under the heavy gaze of the pharmacist, but when he rushed to Xie Siyan's house in a hurry, he knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered. He walked around the door anxiously, and finally remembered the phone number. usefulness.

Xie Siyan lives alone in a three-bedroom apartment of more than [-] square meters. His parents bought it for him as a wedding room when he was still a teenager. It is close to the CBD and the location is very good. If it is changed to the present, his father's original words are I can't even afford to sell the pot and sell the iron, so I proudly say that I have the foresight all day long.

Of course, this is also true. The only thing Xie Siyan can sell now is this house. If he wants to go on a blind date, he will definitely be able to give him [-] points.The house was bought and vacant for two years. When he went to college, because it was relatively close to this place, his father pretended to let him move in by himself. The official saying was to let him be independent.

Whether Xie Siyan is independent is another matter. Anyway, since he lived alone, he has become the type who would rather rot at home than go out easily, and Lu Lishen has also heard of this.

But today, Xie Siyan was really not at home. He sat on the seat and sneezed for no reason, staring at the cold breakfast he packed. It was almost past working hours, but Lu Lishen didn't come. I belatedly remembered which company boss would come to work on time every day like the employees.

Xie Siyan, who couldn't give his love and warmth to his hands, sighed and gnawed on the bun alone. He was swallowing half of it into his throat when his phone rang suddenly, scaring him so much that he almost choked.He breathed a sigh of relief before looking at his phone. The words "Brother Lu" on the screen made him frowned. As soon as he picked up the phone, he heard Lu Lishen's voice like a male host on a midnight radio station, and said hurriedly: "Yan Where are you?"

Although Lu Lishen's tone didn't fluctuate, there was still anxiety in this sentence, because he finished it in a second.

Xie Siyan finally choked on the bun that was stuck in his throat, and replied puzzledly: "I work in the company!"

Lu Lishen breathed a sigh of relief, but he had a lot of questions stuck in his throat, such as why he didn't go to the breakfast shop today, why he arrived at the company so early, he just hummed lightly and hung up the phone.

Xie Siyan really didn't understand, so he felt that no matter how wildly he imagined, he couldn't describe Lu Lishen's miraculous brain circuit.So, he put down his phone, continued to gnaw on the steamed stuffed bun, finished his share, stared at the other one on the table and thought, will Lu Lishen come in the morning?How about he eat it together?

He was debating whether to eat the breakfast he brought to Lu Lishen in his mind, when he suddenly found someone standing in front of his table.

"Boss Lu!" Xie Siyan sat up very consciously, and he still clearly defined his roles in the company.But Lu Lishen stared at him straight, without making a sound or moving, his eyes glanced from the corner of his mouth to the breakfast bag on his table, and finally said very officially, "Work hard!", then turned and left.

When Lu Lishen turned around, Xie Siyan saw a small corner of the food bag protruding from his side, which was exactly the same as the bag on his table, and he thought in despair that I should eat it together!

Lu Lishen also ate two breakfasts this morning. After eating, he lay on the chair with a sly smile, and his mind was full of strange voices: I also ate Yanyan's!The words were eaten by me!Yan Yan was eaten by me!Eat the words!Words!I really want it, Yanyan!

Finding that his thinking was getting more and more dangerous, Lu Lishen quickly sat upright, took the report as a spell to purify his mind, buried his head in it, and forcibly shook off his obsessed thoughts.

The morning passed in a blink of an eye, and the morning is always the fastest time to pass a day's work, except for programmers.

Xie Siyan's whole body was so busy that there was no distinction between morning and afternoon, or even day and night. After eating two breakfasts, he was called for a meeting by the project manager, and then it was decided that he would have to work overtime this week. , He hasn't taken his eyes off the computer screen since he came back from the meeting, and it wasn't until three o'clock in the afternoon that he remembered that he didn't have lunch today. Not only him, but the whole office seemed to have forgotten about it.

He looked at the empty breakfast bag left on the table, took the opportunity to appease his empty stomach, stretched his waist and planned to rest for a while, and involuntarily picked up the phone.

Lu Lishen sent him a message, with no beginning or end, only a sentence of 'you didn't eat', followed by an exclamation point, it was sent almost an hour ago, and he was about to reply when suddenly two delivery boys Come in with two big food boxes.

"Your meal has arrived, where do you put it?"

"Fuck! Who ordered it!"

"Boss, did you win the lottery?"

"It's the wrong delivery."

People in the whole office were guessing who paid for this sudden benefit, and one of the delivery staff said, "That's right, a Mr. Lu ordered it."

"Mr. Lu? Who is your surname Lu?"

"It's a mistake!"

"Except for the big boss, there is no other person surnamed Lu in the company!"

"Fuck! No way! Mr. Lu also won the lottery?"

Everyone looked towards Lu Lishen's office in unison, only Xie Siyan stared at his phone, and replied to Lu Lishen, "Did you order food?" '

After a while, Lu Lishen came back and said bluntly, "It's past noon, the leftovers are packed." '

Xie Siyan was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, and replied Lu Lishen with a 'perfect reason', and then happily went to eat a large table of 'leftovers' that President Lu had ordered.

Lu Lishen, who was across the corridor, was seriously thinking, if the company set up a reward for eating on time, would he remember to eat on time with his words?Or is it more straightforward for him to order one on time every day?Or is he ready to bring it?

Cook for Yanyan?Lu Lishen's eyes couldn't help staring, and he covered the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but still couldn't stop the scene of the morning routine of an old couple unfolding in his mind.

First, he wakes Yanyan up with a kiss, then has a greedy morning exercise, and then lets the tired Yanyan go back to sleep. He gets up to take a shower, makes breakfast, and then picks up Yanyan from the bed and carries him into the bathroom. He takes a bath for Yanyan , to clean up for Yanyan what he left in Yanyan——

Lu Lishen got up quickly, and bumped his head on the table too quickly, making a slamming sound. He quickly raised his head to look for tissues, and a smear of bright red unhurriedly leaked out from between his fingers.

At this moment, the office door was pushed open, and Xie Siyan stuck his head in and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, I knocked on the door, but I heard a voice, are you okay?"

Lu Lishen stood still with his nose covered, and turned around calmly, "It's okay, what's the matter with you?" His mouth was covered, and his voice was muffled.

"Why do you have a nosebleed?" Xie Siyan didn't care that he broke into the boss's office, subconsciously thinking that Lu Lishen had just bumped his nose, glanced at the tissue box on the table, and immediately grabbed a handful and covered his nose, " Was it bumped just now? Why was it so careless? The nose is very fragile. I had a high school classmate who bumped it accidentally. As a result, the bridge of the nose was broken. Later, I spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery. Look at you My nose is so straight, it would be ugly if it collapsed! How about it, is it still bleeding?"

Xie Siyan finally managed to start a nag mode in front of Lu Lishen, but he almost tore out all the paper in the tissue box, and Lu Lishen's nosebleed hadn't stopped yet.He raised Lu Lishen's chin, and continued to babble, "Don't lower your head, the blood flows to the lower part, do you know that! Have you never had a nosebleed before? Why do you always look at me!"

Lu Lishen finally resigned to his fate. He was like a humanoid fossil that has passed through tens of millions of years, and he let Xie Siyan stuff his nose without moving. Xie Siyan's hand was a little hot, and his skin was scalded when it touched him. He felt that Xie Siyan could keep sticking to him like this He, he is also willing to bleed dry.

"No, Mr. Lu, I'll take you to the hospital! You can't stop the blood!" Xie Siyan was anxious. Although the nosebleeds didn't flow like a faucet, they were still quite scary. He was really afraid that Lu Lishen would have more Something is wrong.

Lu Lishen suddenly lowered his head again, grabbed his hand and said, "No need, you go out, if you can't see you, stop bleeding."

Xie Siyan's whole body trembled like an electric shock, thinking that he had evolved from being unpainted to a poisonous substance?Seeing him actually has a nosebleed!He asked worriedly, "Are you sure I won't have sex when I go out?"

Lu Lishen nodded.

"Then don't move like this first! Don't bow your head, and don't look up to me!" Xie Siyan pulled out the hand tightly held by Lu Lishen, walked back, and came back after exiting the door and added, "If you don't You must go see a doctor!"

Lu Lishen kept his movements still, and Xie Siyan ran to the president's assistant's room worriedly when he went out, and told Mr. Lu's assistant that she was buying medicine for Mr. Lu.

However, when the assistant went to Lu Lishen's office with the medicine, Lu Lishen was already sitting there calmly, and it was completely impossible to see that he had lost too much blood.

Xie Siyan sneezed coldly at the computer again, and suddenly remembered that he had just gone to represent the department to thank Mr. Lu for delivering the food, but he forgot all about it.

Do you want to go again?Doesn't Lu always have another nosebleed?Why is his road to regaining his friendship so difficult!