Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#25 Just once, I'll take you to see the old age

Suddenly, the air suddenly fell silent. Xie Siyan looked at Lu Lishen, reflected on the shortcomings of Lu Lishen's little pornographic article in his mind, and transformed it into a vivid and vivid picture. Instantly, his blood rushed, his face blushed, and his whole body was red. After getting hot, he leaned against the back of the chair and said very confidently: "Brother Lu, brother, don't be joking, we agreed, I will stop the car downstairs when we go out!"

Xie Siyan seemed to have found a reason for himself, and took half a step back with the chair, opened the distance between him and Lu Lishen, and bounced up suddenly, "Yes! Yes! I parked the car on the side of the road, will I be caught? A ticket has been posted! I'll go and have a look, Brother Lu, come down quickly, I'll wait for you downstairs!"

After Xie Siyan finished speaking, he fled the restaurant in a hurry, Kamikaze rushed out of the gate, didn't even wait for the elevator, and ran down the stairs directly, as if he was afraid that Lu Lishen would catch up.

In fact, Lu Lishen stared at Xie Siyan as he disappeared outside the closed door, and his mind was filled with Xie Siyan's blushing to the ears just now. In his mind, he smiled idiotically and kept repeating: Yan Yan blushed. Look, I really want to make him cry!

Lu Lishen looked back unconsciously, looking at the chair Xie Siyan was sitting on just now, as if he saw the stripped Xie Siyan sitting on it, posing a seductive pose, blushing all the way to that place, and kept looking at him... …

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness."

Lu Lishen straightened his back suddenly, and said to himself to recite the core values ​​of socialism, which Qiao Baiqing taught him. When he felt that his fantasies could not be controlled, he would recite something upright. It had been a long time since he Memorized.

After reciting it 24 times, Lu Lishen finally looked dignified and righteous. He tidied up a little and went out in light clothes.

Xie Siyan parked the motorcycle outside the door of the building, and as soon as Lu Lishen went out, he saw him sitting on the back of the car with his hands on the fuel tank and turned his head and waved.

Lu Lishen thought this was the car that Xie Siyan was afraid of getting a ticket?Can't help laughing.

"Yanyan, where did this come from?"

"Wang Xi'er's is the size of the plate that I ate that day, remember?"

Lu Lishen remembered that there was only one person in the whole table that day, and it seemed that he would never have any unreasonable thoughts about Xie Siyan. He nodded and stared at the motorcycle under Xie Siyan, standing still.He has never ridden a motorcycle, and even the last time he rode a bicycle was when Xie Siyan was riding a bicycle when he was a child.

Seeing Lu Lishen's reaction, Xie Siyan lifted his chin proudly, "Brother Lu, have you never sat down?"

Lu Lishen looked at Xie Siyan and said nothing.

Xie Siyan jumped out of the car suddenly, put the helmet on Lu Lishen's head, and finally found a sense that he could attack in front of Lu Lishen, and then said with self-satisfaction: "Come on, let me break your virginity!"

Lu Lishen's calm expression suddenly widened his eyes. Looking at the pride in Xie Siyan's eyes, he instantly overcame all the psychological repulsion, stepped into the car with his long legs.Xie Siyan sat in front of him, lifted the front of the car and said, "Brother Lu, hold on tight, or you'll fall!"

Lu Lishen lowered his eyes to Xie Siyan's waist, and then slowly embraced Xie Siyan as if completing the ceremony.

Years later, Lu Lishen still remembers this day, as if it was the day when the sun shone the most in his nearly 30 years of life.

When Lu Lishen was a child, he had a memory that he couldn't recall. From the very beginning when he could recall it, he was already unwilling to get close to people, unable to express his feelings, and even lost his emotions.Therefore, his childhood was extremely boring, and his excellent grades since childhood were accumulated in this boring.He found the only joy when Xie Siyan broke into his life shamelessly, so when he left Xie Siyan, he was actually more sad than Xie Siyan, and he didn't even dare to say goodbye.

After that, he returned to his original life. Every day remained the same. He was so absorbed in his studies that his parents thought he was autistic.The first time he saw a psychiatrist when he was a freshman, the doctor at that time was not Qiao Baiqing, and then he learned from the doctor that his window to the outside world had actually been opened, and the person who lived with the dog every day Xie Siyan, who didn't leave his house.

Therefore, even though he hadn't seen Xie Siyan for many years, Xie Siyan seemed to accompany him through the loneliest period of time, and even set the phone screen as Xie Siyan's photo to inspire himself, and he never changed after getting used to it for many years. Pass.

Therefore, Lu Lishen's youth was boring. He has been restraining himself and returning to the rules, except for Xie Siyan, who has never done anything out of the ordinary.

But today, Xie Siyan drove him through the traffic jam, pointed his middle finger at the car owner who was honking at them, and rushed forward at the last second of the green light. It was a kind of presumptuousness that he had never experienced before. Casual, free-spirited feeling.

The sun was clearly dazzling, but he felt that what really blinded him was Xie Siyan in front of him. They rode all the way to the outside of the city, passed the noisy market streets, passed the tree-lined path, and climbed the winding road. The winding road, and finally embarked on a mountain road that is not even a decent road, and the car trembled.

"Yanyan, where is this going?" Lu Lishen asked worriedly.

After they went up the mountain, they took off their helmets. Xie Siyan turned his head back and replied very imposingly, "It's my country!"

Lu Lishen couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth into a smile, which happened to be reflected in the rearview mirror that Xie Siyan saw.Xie Siyan slammed on the accelerator, bumped all the way through the shadows between trees, and stopped under a big tree.

Lu Lishen discovered that this place was actually a repaired viewing platform, but there were dried moss everywhere, as if it had been abandoned for many years.

Xie Siyan stopped the car, and hurriedly pulled Lu Lishen to the edge of the viewing platform. Looking out, the whole city they lived in was below them, which was completely reflected in their eyes.

"There is such a place!" Lu Lishen couldn't help admiring.

"We found this when we went out to climb the mountain and got lost. Isn't it great!"

"great."

"Are you happy?"

"Ah."

"Brother Lu." Xie Siyan's tone suddenly changed, and Lu Lishen turned his eyes to look over. Xie Siyan was staring at him intently, and when he met his gaze, he suddenly said, "You look even better when you smile!"

"I smile for you every day!"

Lu Lishen laughed even harder as he spoke, Xie Siyan suddenly turned his face and said, "I don't want to see the boss's paralyzed face every day."

"I'm not your boss!" Lu Lishen replied immediately.

"Don't tear down my backstage, you don't know how confident I am in the company since you came!"

"Really? If you tell them that you are my boyfriend, will you be more confident. "

"I dare not, I will be torn into eight pieces by your fans!"

"What fan girl?"

"It's the girl who is determined to marry President Lu!"

"I do not know how?"

"Of course you don't know, they ask me about your gossip every day."

For the first time, Lu Lishen really laughed, the kind that was vivid and colorful, and said with a smile: "Then next time you tell them that I have a date, and if you ask again, just say it's you. If they dare to bully you, tell me." , with me as the backstage, don't be afraid!"

It was the first time in history that I saw Lu Lishen making a joke. Xie Siyan was stunned. He put his arms around Lu Lishen's neck, pulled Lu Lishen's head off and said, "Boss Lu, what are you talking about? Let's be serious." .”

"I was serious."

"Then you'd better be joking!"

The two looked at each other and suddenly laughed.

Xie Siyan didn't notice that Lu Lishen was able to chat with him normally today, and Lu Lishen didn't notice that he suddenly had no difficulty in speaking. The two finally talked all over the place without frequency hopping for more than an hour, when they were suddenly disturbed by a thunderclap.

"It's going to rain!" Xie Siyan found that the sun had been completely covered by dark clouds, and the lightning in the distance fell like it was about to split the city below the mountain.

Lu Lishen looked around and found that there were trees all around, and they were on the top of the mountain again, and it was definitely too late to go down the mountain now, and it was raining and the road would be slippery, so it was not safe at all, and suddenly regretted that he should have come out without preparing anything.

But Xie Siyan's reaction was completely different. He said with a disappointed face: "It's hard to come out once, and it rained on me! You're pitting me!"

"Don't be angry, find a place to shelter from the rain first." Lu Lishen wiped Xie Siyan's frowning brows, and Xie Siyan's anger was smoothed away by him, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "I know there is a cave, I heard it is a fairy cave, the former When a person is old, he can become younger as long as he lives in that cave for 49 days."

"Bullshit."

"Maybe, let's try to live for 49 days, maybe we will be back to our childhood, but unfortunately, the Tyrannosaurus rex can't catch up, or we can live for a few more years."

Xie Siyan lowered his voice, and Lu Lishen took his hand, "It's raining, let's go."

The rain fell as soon as it was said, and when it rained, it poured heavily. Xie Siyan quickly pulled Lu Lishen to lead the way. He didn't remember clearly, but when they found the cave, they were already soaked.

The cave was at a height of one person from the road, and the two of them climbed up with difficulty. It really seemed that someone lived in the cave. There were stone beds and tables, and the surfaces were polished as smooth as marble.

"I'll just say yes, Brother Lu, let's live here!"

Lu Lishen was not at all as happy as Xie Siyan. In his eyes, there was nothing here, no towels, no quilts, and the rain was not going to stop. He frowned fiercely. The more he thought about it, the more he blamed himself. what to do?

Xie Siyan didn't think about these issues at all. He took off his clothes and stretched out of the cave to wring them. After wringing, he turned his head to wipe his hair. Seeing Lu Lishen staring at him, he put his clothes on Lu Lishen's head, "Wipe it too!" Wipe, it's still dripping."

Lu Lishen stared straight at him, and he pursed his lips and said, "I'll wipe it off for you."

After wiping his hair, Xie Siyan wrung out the water again, then turned around and asked Lu Lishen, "Brother Lu, do you mind if I take off my pants?"

Lu Lishen was taken aback for a moment, and replied: "No—I don't mind!"

Xie Siyan didn't realize what Lu Lishen said, turned a corner, and took off his trousers generously, leaving only the key piece of his body. After wringing it out, he dried it on the table, and then said to Lu Lishen, "Brother Lu, you take off your trousers too." Twist it, isn't it uncomfortable?"

"Yanyan." Lu Lishen looked down from Xie Siyan's face, and said, "Do you really want me to take it off?"

"Wet clothes will—" Xie Siyan paused halfway through his speech, and after a while he understood their current situation. He sat on the stone bed and turned to face the wall, "Take it off now, I promise not to look at it."

However, after a while, Xie Siyan felt a cloud of hot air on his back, and he shook suddenly. Lu Lishen's hand had passed through his waist, and he whispered in his ear: "Yanyan, I'm not afraid of you, just look at me." !"

This line!Xie Siyan turned his head speechlessly, not wanting Lu Lishen to kneel and squat behind him naked, staring at him with fiery eyes, "Yanyan, are you cold?"

"I don't—" Leng!Xie Siyan was pushed down by Lu Lishen before he finished speaking. The stone bed on his back was actually quite cold, and he shivered from the ice, and then Lu Lishen pressed it against him.

"But I'm cold, Yan Yan, let's do some exercise, shall we? Didn't you say you would take me to lose my virginity?"

Lu Lishen asked if it was all right, but he didn't give Xie Siyan a chance to answer, and slipped his hand directly between his legs where there was no cover at all.

"Brother Lu, don't!"

"But Xiao Yanyan is going to straighten up!"

"That's because—um!"

"Because I touched him?"

"Brother Lu—"

……

The rain outside the cave still had no intention of stopping, and neither did the two people inside the cave.