Who pulled out my straight man Flag?
Chapter 16 I Was the First Straight Man in the Universe
#16 Drunken sex is an excuse - Part [-]
Xie Siyan was pulled into a group called 'Public Opinion and Truth Summit Forum', and was blocked and interrogated as soon as he entered. He didn't even have a chance to understand what this group was for.But after being asked around, you don’t need to know him. This is the company’s gossip group, because the theme is all about what happened to him and Mr. Lu these days, whether they broke up, and the imagination is so rich that you can go directly to each other. Great entertainment media inauguration.
Xie Siyan couldn't understand all the questions one after another, so he simply replied in a general way: How do I know! !
Literary and beautiful middle-aged: Mr. Lu likes the new and dislikes the old?Xiao Xie, be honest, isn't that so?
"Go and ask Mr. Lu!" Xie Siyan didn't want to talk to this group of people who were full and had nothing to do. He was about to put away his phone when he accidentally saw the next sentence.
Beautiful bichon: I said thank you, are you admitting that you and Mr. Lu are together? ! !
I am a little fairy: n0~~~~~~ I refuse 360 degrees~ Lu always belongs to everyone~
Gather gossip into the sea: I said that day I saw a suspected Mr. Lu's car parked in front of Yuelao's restaurant! !Thank you for your honesty!
Beautiful Bichon Frize: Old Li, don't call me, okay! !Disgusting!
Literary and beautiful middle-aged: Isn't the focus on Yuelao Restaurant! !
Xie Siyan really put away his phone this time and stared at the code on the screen. His sight was actually [-] miles away, and there was mountains, rivers and seas in front of him.After the bunch of deliveries on Monday, he and Lu Lishen became employees and bosses who nodded and smiled when they met. Lu Lishen seemed to be normal, but he was completely out of order.
The location of the development department's office is very magical. The aisle in the middle of the office on their floor is covered with glass, with frosted lines covering the office half-hidden, even Mr. Lu's office, but it's too much One level shutters.
Xie Siyan's position was diagonally opposite to Lu Lishen's office. He could see Lu Lishen's desk behind the blinds, and the angle of the blinds was very flattering. If he walked through the aisle, he couldn't see the inside, but he could just see it when he was sitting. to a shadow.So he always unconsciously wandered over and observed Lu Lishen's every move subconsciously, always feeling that Lu Lishen was also secretly observing him.
This must be an illusion!Xie Siyan patted his forehead, suddenly remembered the post he posted that day, and opened it secretly again.
At first glance, I found that there were quite a lot of replies. A group of people asked the host why he kissed the boss and what they did after the kiss. They seemed to be in their company’s gossip group again, subconsciously skipping the series of questions, and finally Finally, he saw a reply that made him suddenly enlightened.
——Lord, are you sure your boss has an expression barrier, not a black belly?This is clearly an indulgence of lust!I wish you happiness Chrysanthemum!
Of course, Xie Siyan suddenly ignored the last sentence. He closed the page. Do you want to make an appointment with President Lu?
"Comrades, I have exciting news!"
The director of the department suddenly appeared in the office of the development department, but no one cheered up, instead there were many mourners.
"Hey! What's the reaction? It's not overtime. The client was very satisfied with the project last week. The company gave us [-] yuan for hard work. Tonight, all departments! Have a dinner!"
The office that was full of mourners just now suddenly turned into a cicada in midsummer, everyone yelled loudly.
"Can't you distribute the hard work fee! Each person can still share a few hundred!"
"What kind of knowledge do you have, you can buy a monkey to go to the sky for a few hundred! Please take us to the Manhan Banquet!"
"Eat fart, you eat pig brains! It's just for mending!"
"Since Mr. Lu came, the benefits of our department have skyrocketed. Next, Mr. Lu should consider solving our single problem?"
"That's right! Mr. Lu can introduce his suitor to us! Please Bai Fumei!"
"By the way, Mr. Lu is in the office every day. Is there anyone chasing him?"
"I still want to show you on a date!"
The direction of the discussion unexpectedly turned a corner, and then a bunch of people who were okay blocked their eyes on Xie Siyan.
"Xiao Xie, you are familiar with Mr. Lu! Justify Mr. Lu's name, does he have a girlfriend?"
Xie Siyan didn't understand that he had already worked hard to reduce the sense of presence, why he still brought the topic to him, he looked like I don't gossip but said helplessly: "He said no!"
"What about the boyfriend?"
I don't know who asked in a low voice, and the office suddenly fell silent. After looking around, I finally found the person who just spoke!
"Then just pray! God has given you two less rivals!" The director dragged back the atmosphere that had obviously cooled down. After all, the society is opening up again, which is not the mainstream, so openly discussing the boss's sexuality is really not counted. It was a joke, so he skipped the topic, "Assemble after work! If you slip away, the project bonus will be deducted!"
Xie Siyan, who was about to run away, accidentally caught the director's gaze, and inexplicably shuddered, feeling that this glance was very meaningful.
The director is the veteran of the company. It is said that he is the group of people when the company was first established. There are only a dozen people in total.Thinking of this question, Xie Siyan thought of Lu Lishen again. He already knew from the gossip circle that their company hadn't changed bosses, so why didn't Lu Lishen show up in the company in the past two years?
Xie Siyan didn't figure out why Lu Lishen was engaged in mysticism until he got off work. He was placed on the table like a humanoid waste. When his colleagues called him to leave, he realized that it was already the end of get off work. He stretched himself and stood up, looking like he didn't want to go look.
"Xiao Xie, stop masturbating at night! Look at your overindulgent appearance! Be kind to your kidneys! Young man!" His colleague jokingly put his shoulders on his shoulders, and he replied with a yawn, "Didn't sleep well! "
"Fuck what?"
"piece."
The colleague pushed Xie Siyan away in shock, "You're really masturbating!" After speaking, he looked at him from head to toe several times, and suddenly he laughed.
Xie Siyan ignored him and walked outside, but when he left the office door, he ran into Lu Lishen head-on. He stood in front of the abstract painting with only a few circles, as if fascinated.
Xie Siyan took a breath and walked over, calming down all the restlessness in his body, and called out, "Mr. Lu."
Lu Lishen turned around calmly, not wanting to part with the painting, glanced back again, then turned his eyes on the painting to Xie Siyan, looked at the feet from head to toe, and finally said kindly to the boss, " Come home early tonight."
Seeing that Lu Lishen finished speaking, Xie Siyan turned to the office. He moved his feet a step forward, raising and lowering Lu Lishen's hand in order to grab it.At this time, the colleague from just now squeezed forward and asked him the question on his mind, "Mr. Lu, will you come with us tonight?"
Xie Siyan silently praised the man who wanted to shoot him to death just now, and raised his eyes nervously at Lu Lishen inexplicably, but Lu Lishen frowned as if he was very embarrassed, then turned his eyes to him and replied: "No, I have something to do tonight."
"Boss Lu is going on a date!"
The colleague was still obsequiously answering the conversation, but Xie Siyan had already turned around and left. These days, he had a bomb in his heart that he wanted to ignite when he saw Lu Lishen. After drinking it, he worked from the dinner table to the rest of the stall, as if he had taken drugs, but he still walked like flying.
With such hatred, the result is that all Xie Siyan's colleagues are dissatisfied with him, and the more dissatisfied they are, the more they ask him to drink. More people ask him to drink than the director.
In the end, they got tired of drinking too much. A group of science and engineering nerds who had no talent for entertainment discussed how to add some entertainment, and someone said, "Ask Du Niang!"
So, they came to Baidu with a game that is very suitable for "single dogs". They choose three people to confess their love in WeChat.
Xie Siyan stared straight at the ceiling. He was not drunk after a thousand cups, and he would always be drunk after a thousand and one cups. He no longer knew how much he drank, but his stomach was empty and his head was feeling dizzy.He was sitting in the middle of a group of people, next to him was Wen Yi who was the least troubled. He didn't know how many people had played the game before. Anyway, none of them didn't drink, and one was dying and said that the other party didn't reply.
"Xiao Xie! It's your turn!" Wen Yi picked up Xie Siyan and pushed him off the sofa. Xie Siyan stepped on the coffee table and asked boldly, "Does a man count?"
"Of course, we don't discriminate against homosexuals!"
Xie Siyan opened WeChat, intending to send a message to each of his college roommates, but when he saw Lu Lishen's name, he couldn't help but click on it, and then sang to the phone, "You asked me how much I love you, the moon represents my heart."
"It doesn't count, you know you are confessing your love, you thought you really saw a ghost in the middle of the night!" Wen Yi took the lead and shouted.
"Then I'll drink!" Xie Siyan went to get the wine glass without saying a word, and the person next to him immediately took the glass away from the coffee table.
"No, just say it! Say I love you!"
"Xie Siyan, are you a man?"
"That's right, maybe you'll leave the regiment tomorrow!"
"Yeah, what are you trying to do! Men should be more straightforward!"
"Maybe the other party has a crush on you, hurry up! Don't waste everyone's time."
Xie Siyan listened to the noise of the people in front of him, his dizzy mind was stabbed by some sentence, and a clear spring flowed out of the ashes of the volcano. He suddenly rushed out of the private room, leaving behind the shouting , ran out of the gate of the clubhouse in one breath.
After rushing to the street, a gust of hot air rushed towards his face, heating up his clear spring again. He picked up his mobile phone and dialed Lu Lishen's number. When he heard the call connected, he yelled.
"Lu Lishen, what the hell do you mean! It's a man who is so cowardly! Why don't you just do it!"
Xie Siyan was pulled into a group called 'Public Opinion and Truth Summit Forum', and was blocked and interrogated as soon as he entered. He didn't even have a chance to understand what this group was for.But after being asked around, you don’t need to know him. This is the company’s gossip group, because the theme is all about what happened to him and Mr. Lu these days, whether they broke up, and the imagination is so rich that you can go directly to each other. Great entertainment media inauguration.
Xie Siyan couldn't understand all the questions one after another, so he simply replied in a general way: How do I know! !
Literary and beautiful middle-aged: Mr. Lu likes the new and dislikes the old?Xiao Xie, be honest, isn't that so?
"Go and ask Mr. Lu!" Xie Siyan didn't want to talk to this group of people who were full and had nothing to do. He was about to put away his phone when he accidentally saw the next sentence.
Beautiful bichon: I said thank you, are you admitting that you and Mr. Lu are together? ! !
I am a little fairy: n0~~~~~~ I refuse 360 degrees~ Lu always belongs to everyone~
Gather gossip into the sea: I said that day I saw a suspected Mr. Lu's car parked in front of Yuelao's restaurant! !Thank you for your honesty!
Beautiful Bichon Frize: Old Li, don't call me, okay! !Disgusting!
Literary and beautiful middle-aged: Isn't the focus on Yuelao Restaurant! !
Xie Siyan really put away his phone this time and stared at the code on the screen. His sight was actually [-] miles away, and there was mountains, rivers and seas in front of him.After the bunch of deliveries on Monday, he and Lu Lishen became employees and bosses who nodded and smiled when they met. Lu Lishen seemed to be normal, but he was completely out of order.
The location of the development department's office is very magical. The aisle in the middle of the office on their floor is covered with glass, with frosted lines covering the office half-hidden, even Mr. Lu's office, but it's too much One level shutters.
Xie Siyan's position was diagonally opposite to Lu Lishen's office. He could see Lu Lishen's desk behind the blinds, and the angle of the blinds was very flattering. If he walked through the aisle, he couldn't see the inside, but he could just see it when he was sitting. to a shadow.So he always unconsciously wandered over and observed Lu Lishen's every move subconsciously, always feeling that Lu Lishen was also secretly observing him.
This must be an illusion!Xie Siyan patted his forehead, suddenly remembered the post he posted that day, and opened it secretly again.
At first glance, I found that there were quite a lot of replies. A group of people asked the host why he kissed the boss and what they did after the kiss. They seemed to be in their company’s gossip group again, subconsciously skipping the series of questions, and finally Finally, he saw a reply that made him suddenly enlightened.
——Lord, are you sure your boss has an expression barrier, not a black belly?This is clearly an indulgence of lust!I wish you happiness Chrysanthemum!
Of course, Xie Siyan suddenly ignored the last sentence. He closed the page. Do you want to make an appointment with President Lu?
"Comrades, I have exciting news!"
The director of the department suddenly appeared in the office of the development department, but no one cheered up, instead there were many mourners.
"Hey! What's the reaction? It's not overtime. The client was very satisfied with the project last week. The company gave us [-] yuan for hard work. Tonight, all departments! Have a dinner!"
The office that was full of mourners just now suddenly turned into a cicada in midsummer, everyone yelled loudly.
"Can't you distribute the hard work fee! Each person can still share a few hundred!"
"What kind of knowledge do you have, you can buy a monkey to go to the sky for a few hundred! Please take us to the Manhan Banquet!"
"Eat fart, you eat pig brains! It's just for mending!"
"Since Mr. Lu came, the benefits of our department have skyrocketed. Next, Mr. Lu should consider solving our single problem?"
"That's right! Mr. Lu can introduce his suitor to us! Please Bai Fumei!"
"By the way, Mr. Lu is in the office every day. Is there anyone chasing him?"
"I still want to show you on a date!"
The direction of the discussion unexpectedly turned a corner, and then a bunch of people who were okay blocked their eyes on Xie Siyan.
"Xiao Xie, you are familiar with Mr. Lu! Justify Mr. Lu's name, does he have a girlfriend?"
Xie Siyan didn't understand that he had already worked hard to reduce the sense of presence, why he still brought the topic to him, he looked like I don't gossip but said helplessly: "He said no!"
"What about the boyfriend?"
I don't know who asked in a low voice, and the office suddenly fell silent. After looking around, I finally found the person who just spoke!
"Then just pray! God has given you two less rivals!" The director dragged back the atmosphere that had obviously cooled down. After all, the society is opening up again, which is not the mainstream, so openly discussing the boss's sexuality is really not counted. It was a joke, so he skipped the topic, "Assemble after work! If you slip away, the project bonus will be deducted!"
Xie Siyan, who was about to run away, accidentally caught the director's gaze, and inexplicably shuddered, feeling that this glance was very meaningful.
The director is the veteran of the company. It is said that he is the group of people when the company was first established. There are only a dozen people in total.Thinking of this question, Xie Siyan thought of Lu Lishen again. He already knew from the gossip circle that their company hadn't changed bosses, so why didn't Lu Lishen show up in the company in the past two years?
Xie Siyan didn't figure out why Lu Lishen was engaged in mysticism until he got off work. He was placed on the table like a humanoid waste. When his colleagues called him to leave, he realized that it was already the end of get off work. He stretched himself and stood up, looking like he didn't want to go look.
"Xiao Xie, stop masturbating at night! Look at your overindulgent appearance! Be kind to your kidneys! Young man!" His colleague jokingly put his shoulders on his shoulders, and he replied with a yawn, "Didn't sleep well! "
"Fuck what?"
"piece."
The colleague pushed Xie Siyan away in shock, "You're really masturbating!" After speaking, he looked at him from head to toe several times, and suddenly he laughed.
Xie Siyan ignored him and walked outside, but when he left the office door, he ran into Lu Lishen head-on. He stood in front of the abstract painting with only a few circles, as if fascinated.
Xie Siyan took a breath and walked over, calming down all the restlessness in his body, and called out, "Mr. Lu."
Lu Lishen turned around calmly, not wanting to part with the painting, glanced back again, then turned his eyes on the painting to Xie Siyan, looked at the feet from head to toe, and finally said kindly to the boss, " Come home early tonight."
Seeing that Lu Lishen finished speaking, Xie Siyan turned to the office. He moved his feet a step forward, raising and lowering Lu Lishen's hand in order to grab it.At this time, the colleague from just now squeezed forward and asked him the question on his mind, "Mr. Lu, will you come with us tonight?"
Xie Siyan silently praised the man who wanted to shoot him to death just now, and raised his eyes nervously at Lu Lishen inexplicably, but Lu Lishen frowned as if he was very embarrassed, then turned his eyes to him and replied: "No, I have something to do tonight."
"Boss Lu is going on a date!"
The colleague was still obsequiously answering the conversation, but Xie Siyan had already turned around and left. These days, he had a bomb in his heart that he wanted to ignite when he saw Lu Lishen. After drinking it, he worked from the dinner table to the rest of the stall, as if he had taken drugs, but he still walked like flying.
With such hatred, the result is that all Xie Siyan's colleagues are dissatisfied with him, and the more dissatisfied they are, the more they ask him to drink. More people ask him to drink than the director.
In the end, they got tired of drinking too much. A group of science and engineering nerds who had no talent for entertainment discussed how to add some entertainment, and someone said, "Ask Du Niang!"
So, they came to Baidu with a game that is very suitable for "single dogs". They choose three people to confess their love in WeChat.
Xie Siyan stared straight at the ceiling. He was not drunk after a thousand cups, and he would always be drunk after a thousand and one cups. He no longer knew how much he drank, but his stomach was empty and his head was feeling dizzy.He was sitting in the middle of a group of people, next to him was Wen Yi who was the least troubled. He didn't know how many people had played the game before. Anyway, none of them didn't drink, and one was dying and said that the other party didn't reply.
"Xiao Xie! It's your turn!" Wen Yi picked up Xie Siyan and pushed him off the sofa. Xie Siyan stepped on the coffee table and asked boldly, "Does a man count?"
"Of course, we don't discriminate against homosexuals!"
Xie Siyan opened WeChat, intending to send a message to each of his college roommates, but when he saw Lu Lishen's name, he couldn't help but click on it, and then sang to the phone, "You asked me how much I love you, the moon represents my heart."
"It doesn't count, you know you are confessing your love, you thought you really saw a ghost in the middle of the night!" Wen Yi took the lead and shouted.
"Then I'll drink!" Xie Siyan went to get the wine glass without saying a word, and the person next to him immediately took the glass away from the coffee table.
"No, just say it! Say I love you!"
"Xie Siyan, are you a man?"
"That's right, maybe you'll leave the regiment tomorrow!"
"Yeah, what are you trying to do! Men should be more straightforward!"
"Maybe the other party has a crush on you, hurry up! Don't waste everyone's time."
Xie Siyan listened to the noise of the people in front of him, his dizzy mind was stabbed by some sentence, and a clear spring flowed out of the ashes of the volcano. He suddenly rushed out of the private room, leaving behind the shouting , ran out of the gate of the clubhouse in one breath.
After rushing to the street, a gust of hot air rushed towards his face, heating up his clear spring again. He picked up his mobile phone and dialed Lu Lishen's number. When he heard the call connected, he yelled.
"Lu Lishen, what the hell do you mean! It's a man who is so cowardly! Why don't you just do it!"
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