Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#01 Meeting on a narrow road is always a pitfall

Xie Siyan's life can be divided into two stages, one is the first 23 years when he was straight, and the other is the second half of life when he is bent like a mosquito coil. The watershed in the stage starts with the school celebration dinner when he graduated from senior year.

That day, Xie Siyan went to give a speech at the dinner as a graduate representative, but due to the traffic jam, he was more than ten minutes later than expected, so he hurried into the hotel lobby and headed straight for the elevator.

As a result, he stood still, and as soon as his hand left the button, the white light that was on suddenly went out.

He looked at the elevators on both sides in confusion, one was on the 18th floor and the other was on the 30th floor, so he pressed the up button again.As a result, as he expected, the button still went out after he let go.Surprised, he pressed the button ten times repeatedly, and finally realized anxiously that the elevator might be broken.He couldn't help but wonder if it would be more scientific to take the stairs instead?

With the idea of ​​verifying science, he turned around to look for the direction of the stairs, but when he turned around, he suddenly found that there was an elevator in the passageway at the corner behind him. At this time, a half figure just came out of the elevator, and the two looked hit.

"Ah! Haha! So there is an elevator!" Xie Siyan walked over awkwardly, imagining that just now when he pressed the door outside and the people in the elevator kept pressing and closing the door, he might still be cursing like him in his heart, 'this damn it What happened to the elevator! 'He couldn't help but feel that the picture was really funny, and couldn't help himself from laughing.

However, the people in the elevator were quick-sighted, and they shrank back into the elevator before he could walk over.He rushed up quickly, and the elevator door closed precisely at the second he stepped into the elevator, and he was immediately caught in a sandwich.

Xie Siyan opened the elevator door, and the previous bit of embarrassment turned into resentment. He walked in with his head held high and stared at the back against the metal wall, the fire in his heart rising.

Who is this!It doesn't matter if he doesn't have public morality, but he doesn't even show his face. Is he afraid of being retaliated by him in the future after remembering his appearance, or is he too ugly to see others?

Xie Siyan was not as refined and polite as his name, and he couldn't suppress his emotions all the time, so he went straight to the person pretending to be an ostrich, and asked softly, "Sir, does your face hurt?"

The person against the wall froze and shook his head fiercely.

"Then why are you covering your face?"

The man didn't speak, his body stiffened as if he was determined to turn himself into a sculpture covering his face, but Xie Siyan found that the man had pressed the floor he was going to, and his brain suddenly rang out. It's not such a coincidence!

The fact is such a coincidence!

When the elevator reached the floor, as soon as he stepped out with his front foot, the people behind followed him leisurely. He suddenly turned around and found that the person also turned back with him. The most conspicuous thing was the collar clip on the man's tie, which was a golden sunflower that didn't match his attire, exuding a local arrogance.

ill!Xie Siyan concluded in his heart that it was a bit immodest to argue with a sick person, so he continued to walk forward in relief.It's just that he is as straightforward as he didn't expect that maybe he was an acquaintance who was afraid of being recognized by him, so when he took the stage to speak later, he saw the unique sunflower tie pin sitting on the alumni bench with a familiar face, and he was covered with the computer. As if, I cursed 'Fuck' in my heart!

Lu Lishen was Xie Siyan's neighbor when he was a child. It was said that Lu Lishen's mother was the daughter of a wealthy family, but the eldest lady fell in love with Lu Lishen's father, a penniless civil servant.Later, his father resigned and went to sea to earn money and then abandoned Lu Lishen's mother and daughter. The poor young lady took the young son to live in Xie Siyan's apartment, and the young lady went out early and returned late to make a living, so Lu Lishen often entrusted her to his neighbor Xie Siyan's grandma.

Xie Siyan is not clear about these old gossips, but what he remembers clearly is that brother Lu next door is a weird person, no wonder he wants to describe it like this, it's just that Lu Lishen was really too different as a kid Xie who was only in kindergarten at the time.

What impressed him the most was that Lu Lishen never cried, never laughed, never got angry, let alone scared, like a doll who was born without emotions, and did not respond to anything outside.Once Grandma Xie was afraid that Lu Lishen would be bored, so she asked him to take Lu Lishen out for a walk with the dog. They were in a small park, and somehow an Erha was attracted by his cleverness and cuteness. He was so scared that he cried loudly.

At that time, Lu Lishen was like a robot who started the program. Facing the dog who was about the same size as him, he went forward bravely. He directly threw the dog away and fought with the dog.But even so, Lu Lishen still didn't have any emotional reaction, at most he frowned because of the pain when his head was stitched in the hospital, but instead comforted little friend Xie who had been howling all night.

Little friend Xie asked Lu Lishen innocently, "Don't you feel pain?"

"pain."

"Then why don't you cry?"

Instead, Lu Lishen asked incomprehensibly, "Why do you cry when you feel pain?"

Isn't it natural to cry when it hurts?After all, Lu Lishen was only in his teens at that time.

Xie Siyan couldn't understand Lu Lishen, so since then he especially liked to observe Lu Lishen. Over time, he found that Lu Lishen was really strange, but he was very kind to him. He would give him all the delicious food and all the fun things. If any child bullied him, Lu Lishen would help him bully him back, so that little friend Xie eventually became the little bully among the children, and no one wanted to play with him anymore.But he didn't care at all, because he had Lu Lishen, who treated him well, listened to him, and was good-looking.As time passed, little friend Xie forgot to observe Lu Lishen's affairs, but he liked his brother Lu more and more.

Until Lu Lishen graduated from primary school and moved out of the tube building, Xie Siyan had a hard time for a whole semester, because there was no one like his brother Lu who won his heart like his little friend.

As for why Xie Siyan recognized Lu Lishen immediately after not seeing Xie Siyan for more than ten years, it was because Lu Lishen was his senior from elementary school to middle school, and then to university, and Lu Lishen's photos were always hung in the window of outstanding students in the past. This kind of strange fate made him feel as if he had witnessed Lu Lishen's growth with his own eyes. However, Lu Lishen skipped a grade and started school early. He hadn't appeared in the same school as Lu Lishen for more than ten years, so this was the first time they met after that year. .

Xie Siyan leaned against the streetlight at the exit of the hotel garage. He had read Lu Lishen's profile in the school celebration album, and knew that Lu Lishen was already a big business owner, a standard potential stock of the rich generation, but the unsmiling photos were exactly the same as himself, revealing A sign of an incurable disease.

In fact, Xie Siyan didn't know whether Lu Lishen still remembered him, but he always felt that he should at least say hello when they meet, after all, their fate is not something that can be met casually.There were too many people around Lu Lishen when he was upstairs, so he never squeezed past him once. When he went downstairs, he happened to see Lu Lishen going to the garage, so he came to "coincidence".

Not long after a car drove out, Lu Lishen's profile was exposed through the wide open window, still expressionless.Xie Siyan stood under the streetlight and waved to the people in the car. He was sure that the people in the car saw him, but the moment they saw him, the car suddenly accelerated and whizzed past him, and he froze in the gesture of waving. Thinking: Is it because I don’t have a painted skin when I go out today, and a ghostly appearance is too scary?

Although Xie Siyan subconsciously forgave that person's behavior after knowing that the person in the elevator who dared not show his face was Lu Lishen. After all, Lu Lishen was really sick. Still full of 'what a pity'.But he doesn't look like he's going to take revenge just because he was pinched by the elevator door, right?

Seeing the exhaust fumes from the passing car, Xie Siyan thought that Lu Lishen was just scared away by him, but there was a sharp screeching sound, and he thought there was some accident, but Lu Lishen's car continued to drive slowly He stepped back and stopped just where he could be seen through the car window.

Holding the steering wheel, Lu Lishen turned his head to stare at Xie Siyan, and said slowly, "I was a little nervous just now, so I calmed myself down."

The toneless voice was unexpectedly full of magnetism. Xie Siyan thought it sounded a bit like the host of the midnight emotional radio station, but no matter how nice the voice was, he still didn't understand what Lu Lishen said. He looked at the people in the car with a puzzled look. The other party turned his face back in a hurry, maintained President Fan coldly and noblely, and said, "Do you want a ride?"

Xie Siyan felt for a moment that he couldn't speak because he couldn't keep up with Lu Lishen's train of thought. He leaned against the car door, bent down and put his head into the car and said to Lu Lishen, "If I don't take a ride, I will I want to ask if you still remember me? You lived next door to your house when you were in elementary school—”

"Yanyan. I never forgot."

Lu Lishen was finally willing to look directly at Xie Siyan. Xie Siyan was uncomfortable with his focused eyes as if he was studying some famous painting handed down from generation to generation. He didn't expect Lu Lishen to answer like this, and even opened his mouth to call the person who was sealed on Mount Everest by him a long time ago. Nickname.

"I thought you didn't remember me for a long time. After all, it has been more than ten years. Speaking of which, we are quite destined. I have been chasing your excellent trajectory since I was a child. You are my life guidepost wherever I go. Senior Lu .”

"I will never forget you."

Xie Siyan just started to reminisce about the old days, but was choked into silence by a sentence. He finally realized that his brainwaves and Lu Lishen's were not on the same wave band at all, but Lu Lishen's unchanged face could not be seen at all.He scratched the top of his head half an inch, then suddenly remembered and said: "By the way, leave a call, we have a meal when we are free."

Lu Lishen nodded and reported a number to Xie Siyan. When Xie Siyan called back, he heard a series of singing voices in the car. Chen Sheng kept his sadness to himself. He sang on stage at the New Year's Eve party the year before last. The voice sounded familiar to him. But not the original song.

"That's it, I'll contact you when I have time." Xie Siyan saved the number, patted the car window and retreated to the side of the road.

"I'll walk you home."

"No, the opposite is the station."

"I'll walk you home."

"You're welcome, my house is not far away."

Lu Lishen's unmoving face suddenly changed into a sullen expression, and he said to Xie Siyan seriously: "I'm not polite, I want to send you home."

Xie Siyan felt that Lu Lishen's thinking was so weird that he couldn't keep up with it.But after thinking about it, maybe Lu Lishen, like him, has the joy of meeting an old friend in a foreign country, and wants to talk to him at night by candlelight?It's just poor expression.

He remembered going to an amusement park with Lu Lishen when he was a child. On the way back, he was very reluctant to part with Lu Lishen and sincerely invited Lu Lishen to sleep with him at night. Lu Lishen remained expressionless and silent the whole way home. I thought Lu Lishen was unwilling, but when Lu Lishen's mother told him to go home at the door, Lu Lishen held on to the door of Xie Siyan's house and refused to let go. Yan Jiashi nodded slightly.

Lu Lishen's illness is really not cured!After Xie Siyan figured it out, he quickly opened the passenger door and sat in. However, after getting into the car, Lu Lishen did not drive immediately, but kept staring at him intently. His eyes did not reveal any emotion, just like being stared at by a photo.But this also made Xie Siyan feel uncomfortable, and couldn't help but think that this person either didn't look at him, or stared at him with two holes.

"Senior Lu, there is a car coming from behind." After Xie Siyan reminded, Lu Lishen glanced back at the rearview mirror, and when the car slid forward, he said something that made Xie Siyan stunned.

"Can you still call me Brother Lu like you did when you were a child?"

"What? What did you say?"

"You used to call it that all the time when you were a kid."

Lu Lishen's voice became quieter as he spoke, and his flat tone revealed a sense of grievance, Xie Siyan was inconceivable to the extreme.

"I was five years old, man, we should catch up now as adults, get it?"

Lu Lishen's hand on the steering wheel tightened suddenly, and the car visibly shook. Xie Siyan didn't know what he thought of, but the image of Lu Lishen in the childhood memories that was brought back was too positive and amiable, so Xie Siyan didn't think he was difficult to communicate with at all. Instead, he began to worry that Lu Lishen would go bankrupt sooner or later if he had such a defect in EQ and was still the boss?

The two people in the car fell silent in their respective thoughts. Xie Siyan's house was indeed not far away, and they arrived in more than ten minutes. Having mentioned his home address, this is not the Tongzilou of his childhood.

Faced with Xie Siyan's doubts, Lu Lishen took the initiative to explain, "The dean of your department mentioned you to me today, and I happen to live nearby, so remember."

"Our department head remembers where my home is?" Xie Siyan thought uncertainly. He was indeed sent by the department head once when the department took them to study abroad.

"Go home early and rest, don't be too late, it's not good for your health." Lu Lishen left on his own after giving instructions like his mother, without delay for a moment, and didn't even have a chance to say goodbye to Xie Siyan.

What about meeting an old friend in a foreign country?What about talking at night by candlelight?So Lu Lishen just wanted to send him home?Xie Siyan once again lamented Lu Lishen's chronic illness in EQ, and felt boundless sympathy in his heart. He even thought that Lu Lishen must not have made any friends in these years, and he must send more friendly warmth to his old childhood friend when he has time.

However, Xie Siyan was thinking about how to regain this childhood friendship, while Lu Lishen was driving around the corner and stopped. He was holding his mobile phone and staring at the number stored in Cheng Yanyan's baby, feeling like a spring breeze coming early from the permafrost in Siberia , Started the recovery of all things unexpectedly.

Yan Yan called me!

Yan Yan called me!

I even sent Yanyan home!

Talk to Yanyan today!

Yan Yan still remembers me and took the initiative to say hello to me!

Yan Yan smiled at me...

Well, the words also said that we should reminisce in an adult way, and the adult way refers to-do | love?

Lu Lishen's mind suddenly set off pink fireworks in embarrassment, but from the outside, he just slightly raised the corners of his mouth that hadn't changed for thousands of years, as if his face was paralyzed.