Miss, your house has taken down gl
Chapter 46
Regarding the issue of toilet paper, how to go to the toilet correctly on a desert island is indeed a bit embarrassing for students living in an era when there is no shortage of toilet paper.Not to mention classmate Xu, Feng Xiu, Lin Mu and Song Ruanmeng, who were present, didn't have this idea in the past two days, but they didn't have toilet paper, and they always felt unclean when they wiped it with leaves, so they could only bear it. A tolerance is a day or two.
The first one who couldn't bear it was Xu.
She had a severe fever. Although the fever has subsided now, but when she was sick, she ate raw and cold seafood, which caused some stomach troubles, so she couldn't help but speak out.
Under such circumstances, normal people can't hold back, Lin Mu held back a smile and helped Xu to get up, and Song Ruanmeng threw away a dry coat for her to wipe.After finishing wiping quickly, Xu put on his own clothes, Lin Mu and Feng Xiu's sweaters and coats, put on a rattan mat to block the wind, and rushed out with a rattan umbrella.
Her pd didn't realize what she wanted to do, and subconsciously followed.
Xu classmate hurriedly found a leeward place, which was surrounded by bushes on three sides, and the front could be covered with a rattan umbrella.Thinking of this, he squatted down and dug a hole in the ground. The pd stood behind her with a blank face, and the camera was fixed on her moving back.
So, when the girl turned around and found the camera that was about to poke her forehead, she was taken aback for a moment, and then her face flushed red: "Stupid idiot! Who told you to turn it on! Turn it off for me!"
Maybe it's a fan of the authorities, her pd didn't realize what she wanted to do, but the live viewers in front of the TV could infer what she wanted to do from a series of her actions.Thinking that audiences all over the world saw her digging a hole and preparing for that, Xu student could not wait to bury PD's face in the hole.
When she returned to the cabin, Lin Mu couldn't help leaning over and asking, "What did you use to wipe that?"
Classmate Xu gave him a blank look.
Lin Mu elbowed her waist: "Tell me, let me learn from it, have you wiped it clean, will it get on your hands, have you washed your hands, did you use your hands?"
Xu classmate didn't expect this person to be so disgusting, so he pushed him away: "Shut up, you mother-in-law, you can imagine how disgusting it is, it seems that you have done this before?"
Seeing that she was really angry, Lin Mu rubbed his nose and walked aside, so as not to set fire to himself again.
The rain lasted all day, and it didn't start to weaken until after nine o'clock in the evening.They ate delicious crab roe and crab meat with crude spoons and chopsticks cut out by Feng Xiu with a dagger. The crab roe and crab meat were left over from the evening meal, and the rest could only serve four people and a half bag.However, it was originally a supper, and eating too much would make it difficult to digest.
After supper, they indicated that they were going to sleep, and the four PDs packed up their photography equipment and left the cabin one after another.
Lin Mu sat on the bed, watched his PD finally go out, and helped close the door and closed the curtain, sighing with emotion: "If they don't mind, they can also come to us to make a floor, at least it can shelter from the wind and rain."
Student Xu was obviously still angry with Lin Mu because of what happened in the afternoon, so he sneered, "Do you think they slept at night?"
Lin Mu: "Don't you just sit back to back and sleep wearing a raincoat in the open air?"
Classmate Xu rolled his eyes: "Outdoor? They sit and sleep wearing rain ponchos, what about the photography equipment? They are so big and so many things, can they hug them to sleep? Even if they can hug them, aren't they afraid of falling asleep? when it falls and breaks it?"
Lin Mu dumbfounded: "Then how did they sleep?"
Feng Xiu, who was throwing the rattan quilt on the side, laughed: "Didn't you see how many logs are next to us?"
Lin Mu thought for a while, and remembered that there were indeed more than a dozen thick and thick wet logs beside him. He wanted to pull them over and wait for them to be dried in the sun, but was stopped by Song Ruanmeng. At that time, he didn't think about the reason , I just feel that there are so many firewood, it doesn't matter if there are so few, so I don't pay attention anymore.
Seeing that he remembered, Feng Xiu explained: "The reason why you are not allowed to move is because these few pds used these logs to build the house at night."
Lin Mu was stunned for a while, then suddenly came to his senses, and looked at him in disbelief: "You mean, they temporarily build a house every night, and they get up and tear it down in the morning when it's almost dawn?!"
Feng Xiu nodded.
"Fuck me, in order not to let us take advantage of them, they are really not afraid of trouble!" Speaking of this, Lin Mu slapped his thigh suddenly, and complained to Song Ruanmeng who had been sitting by the side feeding the little dumb Said, "If you knew this earlier, you wouldn't have given them delicious food."
Before Song Ruanmeng could speak, Xu, Song Ruanmeng's fan girl, immediately slapped him on the back of the head: "You are stupid, and you didn't give it for nothing, didn't we get a diving suit!"
Lin Mu curled his lips: "I'm almost hungry, so how can I still have the mood and strength to go diving."
Classmate Xu slapped again, and Lin Mu, who had been on guard for a long time, immediately grabbed his wrist. The young man chuckled, and was about to say something frightened, when he slapped him face-on, sticking it on his forehead.
Lin Mu┗|`′|┛: "Damn it, you bitch!"
Classmate Xu: "╭(╯^╰)╮who can blame me for being stupid!"
The noise gradually subsided, the night regained its proper calm, the rain gradually stopped, the breeze blew away, and the dark clouds in the sky were blown away, revealing the bright moonlight waiting inside, the raging waves on the sea also calmed down, occasionally a few fish The son jumped on the surface of the water and happily jumped into the sea again.
The wet beach was blown dry by the night wind. Occasionally, some grains of sand were rolled twice by the wind. The sand moved under the pile, and its claws were exposed. It first stretched out its claws and groped around, as if to check the surrounding area. Is it safe.When it was confirmed that it was safe, the little creature crawled out of Li Man with a jerk, and ran wildly on the sand with its teeth and claws.
The little crab seems to regard this quiet beach as its own territory, and it is very enjoyable to play alone. Suddenly, a golden light appeared at the end of the sea, and the little crab turned to that direction, watching helplessly. It rises slowly, as if struggling to climb out of the abyss of the sea that has been trapped for a long time. The golden light dyes the sea surface into dazzling colors, and it seems to be shocked by the beautiful scenery.
The little crab watched obsessively for a long time, thinking that he could be so obsessed forever, but he heard a rustling sound behind him, turned around and saw, it turned out that a human girl came out of the jungle, A head of long hair was scattered casually, and a little yellow fluffy thing followed at his feet.
This person is Song Ruanmeng.
It was only early five o'clock at this time, and the four PDs not far away had just woken up. Two big men were demolishing the house there. They were not surprised to see her coming out of the jungle. The PD of classmate Xu also followed her. She said hello: "Good morning."
"Good morning."
Zhao Weiyi bit a rubber band, put his hands behind his back and used his hands to comb his hair, and when he saw her coming out, he tied up his ponytail conveniently, and said with a smile: "Those three of your teammates probably thought you never needed to relieve yourself." If this continues, they may really regard you as a god."
On the third day on the deserted island, even though this girl was not as glamorous as she was at the beginning, she still attracted the attention of many people with her beauty.Her hair is still so black and shiny, her skin is still so fair and smooth, her eyes are still so clear and moving, her mouth... Hey, why is her mouth swollen?
Song Ruanmeng shrugged.
As a normal (?) human being, of course she also needs to eat, drink, and sleep like ordinary people. No matter how glamorous she is on the surface, no matter how glamorous she is on the surface, she cannot escape this cliché.
It's just that if it can be avoided, she will try her best to avoid such a bad situation from being seen by outsiders. Whether it is said that she is hypocritical or pretending, it is good to live a new life and live a miserable life. What is the meaning of rebirth? Where?
System: "The meaning of rebirth? Isn't it Cong Yu?"
Song Ruanmeng was walking back when he suddenly heard the suspicious voice from the system next to his ear, and his heart skipped a beat: "What are you doing to scare people!"
Zhao Weiyi's voice also sounded behind him: "I thought you were sleeping peacefully on this desert island, but I didn't expect you to be harassed by mosquitoes too."
Song Ruanmeng was taken aback, then turned his head: "What?"
Zhao Weiyi had crooked eyebrows and a rare playfulness on her beautiful face. She stretched out her index finger to touch her lips, smiling heartily.
After being signaled by her, Song Ruanmeng came to his senses and touched his lips. When he woke up this morning, his lips did feel a little sore, but she just thought it was accidentally knocked by her own teeth when she was sleeping at night, so she just Did not care.
Now I find that Zhao Weiwei can find his lips are a little swollen from six or seven meters away, and it is not usually obvious when he gets close.
Could it be that the lips were bitten by mosquitoes last night?
Thinking of this, Song Ruanmeng took off his watch. The back of most watches is a mirror, and hers is no exception. Looking at the small mirror, sure enough, his two thin lips were red and swollen, but it didn't look like It only swelled up a small area like being bitten by a poisonous mosquito, or exaggeratedly swollen like being bitten by a poisonous mosquito.
Stretching out his hand to touch it, his lips were not only swollen, but also cracked in several places!
She couldn't help being a little puzzled, she had never slept so dishonestly before, and she would bite herself in her sleep?
There are some things that I don’t feel when I don’t notice them. Once I notice them, I can’t help but think too much. Seeing that my lips are swollen, I don’t know if it’s a chain reaction or if she thinks too much, even her tongue hurts.
Song Ruanmeng: "System?"
System: "What to do."
Song Ruanmeng: "Did I sleep badly last night? Why were my lips swollen from being bitten?"
"..." The system was silent for a while, and the voice inexplicably dropped a few degrees, "Maybe it's because you're too tired these days?"
"..." Song Ruanmeng was also silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Why do you sound so guilty?" It would be fine if the system didn't answer, but with such a tone of answer, it's okay to feel guilty no matter what you hear. It's like doing something wrong.
System: "... Heart... Feel guilty! I fell asleep and fell asleep, don't get involved in your affairs!"
Song Ruanmeng raised his eyebrows: "Us?"
System: _(:3∠)_It didn't say anything...
The first one who couldn't bear it was Xu.
She had a severe fever. Although the fever has subsided now, but when she was sick, she ate raw and cold seafood, which caused some stomach troubles, so she couldn't help but speak out.
Under such circumstances, normal people can't hold back, Lin Mu held back a smile and helped Xu to get up, and Song Ruanmeng threw away a dry coat for her to wipe.After finishing wiping quickly, Xu put on his own clothes, Lin Mu and Feng Xiu's sweaters and coats, put on a rattan mat to block the wind, and rushed out with a rattan umbrella.
Her pd didn't realize what she wanted to do, and subconsciously followed.
Xu classmate hurriedly found a leeward place, which was surrounded by bushes on three sides, and the front could be covered with a rattan umbrella.Thinking of this, he squatted down and dug a hole in the ground. The pd stood behind her with a blank face, and the camera was fixed on her moving back.
So, when the girl turned around and found the camera that was about to poke her forehead, she was taken aback for a moment, and then her face flushed red: "Stupid idiot! Who told you to turn it on! Turn it off for me!"
Maybe it's a fan of the authorities, her pd didn't realize what she wanted to do, but the live viewers in front of the TV could infer what she wanted to do from a series of her actions.Thinking that audiences all over the world saw her digging a hole and preparing for that, Xu student could not wait to bury PD's face in the hole.
When she returned to the cabin, Lin Mu couldn't help leaning over and asking, "What did you use to wipe that?"
Classmate Xu gave him a blank look.
Lin Mu elbowed her waist: "Tell me, let me learn from it, have you wiped it clean, will it get on your hands, have you washed your hands, did you use your hands?"
Xu classmate didn't expect this person to be so disgusting, so he pushed him away: "Shut up, you mother-in-law, you can imagine how disgusting it is, it seems that you have done this before?"
Seeing that she was really angry, Lin Mu rubbed his nose and walked aside, so as not to set fire to himself again.
The rain lasted all day, and it didn't start to weaken until after nine o'clock in the evening.They ate delicious crab roe and crab meat with crude spoons and chopsticks cut out by Feng Xiu with a dagger. The crab roe and crab meat were left over from the evening meal, and the rest could only serve four people and a half bag.However, it was originally a supper, and eating too much would make it difficult to digest.
After supper, they indicated that they were going to sleep, and the four PDs packed up their photography equipment and left the cabin one after another.
Lin Mu sat on the bed, watched his PD finally go out, and helped close the door and closed the curtain, sighing with emotion: "If they don't mind, they can also come to us to make a floor, at least it can shelter from the wind and rain."
Student Xu was obviously still angry with Lin Mu because of what happened in the afternoon, so he sneered, "Do you think they slept at night?"
Lin Mu: "Don't you just sit back to back and sleep wearing a raincoat in the open air?"
Classmate Xu rolled his eyes: "Outdoor? They sit and sleep wearing rain ponchos, what about the photography equipment? They are so big and so many things, can they hug them to sleep? Even if they can hug them, aren't they afraid of falling asleep? when it falls and breaks it?"
Lin Mu dumbfounded: "Then how did they sleep?"
Feng Xiu, who was throwing the rattan quilt on the side, laughed: "Didn't you see how many logs are next to us?"
Lin Mu thought for a while, and remembered that there were indeed more than a dozen thick and thick wet logs beside him. He wanted to pull them over and wait for them to be dried in the sun, but was stopped by Song Ruanmeng. At that time, he didn't think about the reason , I just feel that there are so many firewood, it doesn't matter if there are so few, so I don't pay attention anymore.
Seeing that he remembered, Feng Xiu explained: "The reason why you are not allowed to move is because these few pds used these logs to build the house at night."
Lin Mu was stunned for a while, then suddenly came to his senses, and looked at him in disbelief: "You mean, they temporarily build a house every night, and they get up and tear it down in the morning when it's almost dawn?!"
Feng Xiu nodded.
"Fuck me, in order not to let us take advantage of them, they are really not afraid of trouble!" Speaking of this, Lin Mu slapped his thigh suddenly, and complained to Song Ruanmeng who had been sitting by the side feeding the little dumb Said, "If you knew this earlier, you wouldn't have given them delicious food."
Before Song Ruanmeng could speak, Xu, Song Ruanmeng's fan girl, immediately slapped him on the back of the head: "You are stupid, and you didn't give it for nothing, didn't we get a diving suit!"
Lin Mu curled his lips: "I'm almost hungry, so how can I still have the mood and strength to go diving."
Classmate Xu slapped again, and Lin Mu, who had been on guard for a long time, immediately grabbed his wrist. The young man chuckled, and was about to say something frightened, when he slapped him face-on, sticking it on his forehead.
Lin Mu┗|`′|┛: "Damn it, you bitch!"
Classmate Xu: "╭(╯^╰)╮who can blame me for being stupid!"
The noise gradually subsided, the night regained its proper calm, the rain gradually stopped, the breeze blew away, and the dark clouds in the sky were blown away, revealing the bright moonlight waiting inside, the raging waves on the sea also calmed down, occasionally a few fish The son jumped on the surface of the water and happily jumped into the sea again.
The wet beach was blown dry by the night wind. Occasionally, some grains of sand were rolled twice by the wind. The sand moved under the pile, and its claws were exposed. It first stretched out its claws and groped around, as if to check the surrounding area. Is it safe.When it was confirmed that it was safe, the little creature crawled out of Li Man with a jerk, and ran wildly on the sand with its teeth and claws.
The little crab seems to regard this quiet beach as its own territory, and it is very enjoyable to play alone. Suddenly, a golden light appeared at the end of the sea, and the little crab turned to that direction, watching helplessly. It rises slowly, as if struggling to climb out of the abyss of the sea that has been trapped for a long time. The golden light dyes the sea surface into dazzling colors, and it seems to be shocked by the beautiful scenery.
The little crab watched obsessively for a long time, thinking that he could be so obsessed forever, but he heard a rustling sound behind him, turned around and saw, it turned out that a human girl came out of the jungle, A head of long hair was scattered casually, and a little yellow fluffy thing followed at his feet.
This person is Song Ruanmeng.
It was only early five o'clock at this time, and the four PDs not far away had just woken up. Two big men were demolishing the house there. They were not surprised to see her coming out of the jungle. The PD of classmate Xu also followed her. She said hello: "Good morning."
"Good morning."
Zhao Weiyi bit a rubber band, put his hands behind his back and used his hands to comb his hair, and when he saw her coming out, he tied up his ponytail conveniently, and said with a smile: "Those three of your teammates probably thought you never needed to relieve yourself." If this continues, they may really regard you as a god."
On the third day on the deserted island, even though this girl was not as glamorous as she was at the beginning, she still attracted the attention of many people with her beauty.Her hair is still so black and shiny, her skin is still so fair and smooth, her eyes are still so clear and moving, her mouth... Hey, why is her mouth swollen?
Song Ruanmeng shrugged.
As a normal (?) human being, of course she also needs to eat, drink, and sleep like ordinary people. No matter how glamorous she is on the surface, no matter how glamorous she is on the surface, she cannot escape this cliché.
It's just that if it can be avoided, she will try her best to avoid such a bad situation from being seen by outsiders. Whether it is said that she is hypocritical or pretending, it is good to live a new life and live a miserable life. What is the meaning of rebirth? Where?
System: "The meaning of rebirth? Isn't it Cong Yu?"
Song Ruanmeng was walking back when he suddenly heard the suspicious voice from the system next to his ear, and his heart skipped a beat: "What are you doing to scare people!"
Zhao Weiyi's voice also sounded behind him: "I thought you were sleeping peacefully on this desert island, but I didn't expect you to be harassed by mosquitoes too."
Song Ruanmeng was taken aback, then turned his head: "What?"
Zhao Weiyi had crooked eyebrows and a rare playfulness on her beautiful face. She stretched out her index finger to touch her lips, smiling heartily.
After being signaled by her, Song Ruanmeng came to his senses and touched his lips. When he woke up this morning, his lips did feel a little sore, but she just thought it was accidentally knocked by her own teeth when she was sleeping at night, so she just Did not care.
Now I find that Zhao Weiwei can find his lips are a little swollen from six or seven meters away, and it is not usually obvious when he gets close.
Could it be that the lips were bitten by mosquitoes last night?
Thinking of this, Song Ruanmeng took off his watch. The back of most watches is a mirror, and hers is no exception. Looking at the small mirror, sure enough, his two thin lips were red and swollen, but it didn't look like It only swelled up a small area like being bitten by a poisonous mosquito, or exaggeratedly swollen like being bitten by a poisonous mosquito.
Stretching out his hand to touch it, his lips were not only swollen, but also cracked in several places!
She couldn't help being a little puzzled, she had never slept so dishonestly before, and she would bite herself in her sleep?
There are some things that I don’t feel when I don’t notice them. Once I notice them, I can’t help but think too much. Seeing that my lips are swollen, I don’t know if it’s a chain reaction or if she thinks too much, even her tongue hurts.
Song Ruanmeng: "System?"
System: "What to do."
Song Ruanmeng: "Did I sleep badly last night? Why were my lips swollen from being bitten?"
"..." The system was silent for a while, and the voice inexplicably dropped a few degrees, "Maybe it's because you're too tired these days?"
"..." Song Ruanmeng was also silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Why do you sound so guilty?" It would be fine if the system didn't answer, but with such a tone of answer, it's okay to feel guilty no matter what you hear. It's like doing something wrong.
System: "... Heart... Feel guilty! I fell asleep and fell asleep, don't get involved in your affairs!"
Song Ruanmeng raised his eyebrows: "Us?"
System: _(:3∠)_It didn't say anything...
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