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Chapter 100 Extra Story: Return of the King 1 (1)
In the huge villa, the design is like being in a small forest. There are several huge and rough tall tree trunks in the living room or room, the floor is covered with thick green carpet, and there are several fluffy sofas on the log sofa. As a pillow, a half-meter-tall black and white red panda is under the sofa, rolling around on the soft and thick carpet, holding a football full of scratches in its arms.
The red panda is actually not small. It is 6 years old this year, but because of a genetic mutation, its body has always been so small.
At this time, a bedroom downstairs was opened, and a huge reddish-brown brown bear climbed out of it, with a net height of more than two meters, which seemed to be very burly.
However, although this brown bear is huge in size, its hair looks fluffy and clean, full of healthy luster, as if it has been groomed frequently.And a pair of big round and clear eyes look at people with no viciousness, and the four huge bear paws are very soft, and no sharp finger knives can be seen.Make this giant fluffy brown bear look downright adorable.
The little panda was not afraid to see such a big creature, it just glanced lazily, and then continued to roll on the green carpet with its beloved football in its arms.
The big brown bear didn't mean to hurt or shrink. When he came to a tree root, he climbed up that tree root.
On the lawn in the front yard, a big fat goose with a height of [-] meters is walking leisurely on the ground. On its back is a half-meter-high little brown bear. At this moment, this extremely fat little brown bear It is sticking out its fat buttocks, and its two front paws are looking for something in the fat and thick feathers.
At this time, the door was opened, and a middle-aged couple in their 40s came in pushing a trolley full of fruits and snacks.
As soon as he saw the couple, Fat Dai immediately swayed to them on two short legs, with his long neck bent and looking seriously into the shopping cart with a pair of small black eyes.
The little brown bear crawled to the side, hugged the shopping cart with two paws and refused to let go.
The man immediately took out a box of raw steak and stuffed it into his arms.
Seeing her husband like this, the middle-aged woman stared: "I know how to eat all day long, look at you, you are used to it, and you are so fat!"
The man shrank his shoulders and muttered softly: "It's as if you're not the one who can't help secretly feeding snacks every time."
"what?"
The man immediately put his hand over his mouth to make a zipper look.
The little brown bear tilted his head, and looked at the middle-aged woman with a pair of dark round eyes without blinking, looking very cute.
The woman's hands were itchy and couldn't help touching its head, and said bitterly: "Ah, ah, everyone says you are the most stupid and the best to bully, but in fact, you are the worst of the three brothers!"
When the couple entered the living room with the two behind them, they saw the other two who were lazy and lacking energy.
The woman handed the shopping cart to the man casually, picked up the remote control and turned on the LCD TV. As soon as the TV was turned on, the adventure variety show that had been played repeatedly for countless times, when a few of them saw the familiar figure on the TV, they immediately sat up straight, their eyes closed. He stared straight at the person on the TV.
That is a scene they are all very familiar with, constantly taking risks, constantly changing maps, and constantly enduring hardships.
The little brown bear tugged on the woman's pant legs, making an wailing sound.
The woman seemed to understand, and touched its head: "Don't worry, Mengmeng will be back in a few days."
It turned out that this was actually the home of Song Ruanmeng, the captain of Starlight Squad.
At this time, Song Ruanmeng was on the plane, wearing headphones and looking at the clouds outside the window.This trip is thousands of kilometers away. Speaking of which, this journey has to start three days ago.
Since graduating, the Starlight team each had their own careers. Most of them rejected high-paying offers from various countries and started doing things they were interested in.
Fatty and Feng Xiu chose the profession of survival experts. Due to their brilliant education and experience, their annual salary is three to six times that of their peers.And in an adventure variety show as usual, Fatty broke his leg in order to save a female member, and he needed to recuperate for a week to recover.The program stopped halfway through, and a lot of money would be wasted in the middle. He thought about it, so he discussed with the program team to change someone to help him temporarily.
Fatty came from the Starlight Squad and was very famous, and the Starlight Squad only had seven members and four pets in total.
Needless to say, Zhang Yourong, the CEO of a big company, is busy with business every day to accompany his wife, so busy that his feet don't touch the ground, where is the time.
Needless to say, Zhou Yiyi, President Zhang's daughter-in-law, the first super celebrity couple to come out of the closet in China, used the latest drug developed by Cong's a year ago and successfully conceived President Zhang's child.Since this is the first case, it is hard to say what the situation will be, so be careful now.
Feng Xiu himself is also leading a team in another adventure variety show, so he has no time to lead another team.
Everyone who knows the Starlight Squad knows that classmate Xu and Fatty don't get along. Fatty has never mentioned her in front of others, and she probably doesn't have time. She's been busy being a "teacher" recently. Happy.
Not to mention Cong Yu, the company is larger than Zhang Yourong's, and the money he earns with every breath is higher than the monthly salary of a white-collar worker. Who can hire him?
The last one is Song Ruanmeng, captain of Starlight Squad.Anyone could come, but she couldn't.Because, I heard that the Starlight Squad was disbanded in the past few years, and the rest of the members have been rumored to have gone out to explore. Only this captain has not heard from her four favorites these years, as if he disappeared.
Some people even said that Song Ruanmeng didn't run out at all after graduating that time, but disappeared into this world together with the dead university.The Starlight Squad was disbanded precisely for this reason.
There are different opinions about Captain Song's whereabouts, but there has been no answer.And because Captain Song only left behind two months of video content when she first debuted in her early years, everyone's understanding of her will always stay on the face of the immature girl who was underage but overwhelmed everyone.
In terms of survival experts, there is no one more famous than the Starlight Squad, but there are many who are slightly inferior to them in recent years.
However, hiring these people is not as popular as keeping the fat man at work anyway.Because even in the Starlight Squad, Fatty's popularity is still very high.
Of course, the most important thing is that almost everyone in the Starlight Squad has a common skill. Wherever there are them, they will not die of starvation.
However, the fat man smiled mysteriously, saying that if the director is not satisfied with the replacement this time, he can coax him away at any time, and then he will crawl over even if he is lying on the hospital bed.
Having said all this, the director had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to agree, and he couldn't help but feel hopeful because of Fatty's attitude.
His behavior in this way shows that the replacement survival expert must be a member of the Starlight Squad.
But who?
Was it classmate Xu who had been rumored to have an affair with him?
Or was it Feng Xiu who was laughed at by everyone?
Of these two, however, one is relationally impossible.One has a conflict on the itinerary.
Suddenly, the fatty smile of the fat man appeared in front of the director's eyes, and an almost impossible guess came to his mind bit by bit.
On a sea island, a few bored young people sit on the shore and throw stones. Among these few people, everyone has the aura of being a public figure.
The oldest one, 34 years old, is a strong man as big as Feng Xiu, and he speaks in a low voice. Although he is so big, he is actually a well-known illustrator by profession.
Ranked second in age at 27, a popular young student who has won countless awards on the podium this year, has handsome features and a good temper.
The third-ranked 25, the winner of this year's Newcomer Award, can't be said to be very good-looking, but he looks very comfortable, but his temper is not as comfortable as that face. The most eye-catching feature is his buttocks.
24, who is ranked fourth in age, is the only girl here, Li Ruofei, the jewel in the palm of Li Deming, the richest man in the country the year before last.Probably because I was spoiled by my family since I was a child, and I never thought about becoming a star. I came to participate in this program purely because of the frequent adventure programs in these years and the reason why I am very interested.Therefore, there is no taboo, and her temper is violent and willful. It is the female member who caused the fat man to break his leg and still does not know how to repent.
The fifth-ranked 18 is the son of Chen Yuning, the four-time winner of Best Actor in a row. He is a big boy with a cheerful personality and a sunny smile.
Their theme this time is not just about adventure, but a bigger theme is camping, a field variety show that combines adventure and camping.
As if they were cursed, their team changed their team leader three times. The first time they hired No. 12 survival expert in the industry, and Chen Shuoze, a member of the Hungry Sheep Team.
However, he only led the one-month team for 4 days, and was asked by the members to replace him because he caught only one fish and one crab in the four days and almost starved to death.
Chen Shuo was very wronged, this group of people had no experience at all, not to mention they often made troubles, and had to choose such a shitty island to come to.Let him take five rookies alone, and still choose such a place, how can he bear it.
The second one is No. 9 in the ranking of survival experts. Jin Wei, the deputy captain of the Hungry Sheep Team, was targeted by a group of people as soon as he arrived.At that time, the team members were almost hungry and crazy. This is a world where exploration is the mainstream. If you register the original label, you can’t violate the rules. Unless you choose to end the current program, otherwise you will be caught cheating by the satellite to deceive the audience. It is very likely that this program That's it.
Fortunately, Jin Wei's skills were indeed higher than Chen Shuoze's. On the first day of his arrival, he caught a fish to feed them.
Caught two crabs and a pheasant the next day.
On the third day, in order to feed everyone a full meal, he was bitten by a poisonous snake and rushed to the hospital.
The third one is that the members asked to choose the members of the Starlight Squad.
Every member of Starlight Squad is not in the ranking of survival experts, but each one's ability is recognized by all adventure enthusiasts.
However, there were only two survival experts in the Starlight Team. The schedule was very full, and the salary was too high. They didn't dare to invite them to non-large-scale international adventure programs.
This time, in order to invite Fatty, these five people not only paid one-tenth of the salary out of their own pockets, but also made the director almost run out of favors, so they grabbed Fatty's slot just after the last schedule.And the fat man also thought about it for the sake of old love.
On the first day the fat man came, he had a lobster feast. Each person had one palm-sized lobster and caught three fish. Everyone was [-]% full like never before here.
In the first three days, everyone was very satisfied, but on the fourth day, in order to save Li Ruofei, he broke a leg, and this large-scale program in China fell into a freezing period.
Ever since Fatty left, the five people who were stubbornly refusing to end the show sat on the beach waiting for the arrival of the fourth captain.
If the fat man hadn't given everyone a full meal before he was injured, they might not have survived the day.
The PD held the camera and asked weakly: "Everyone has not eaten for more than 24 hours, how long can they last?"
"It depends on who is the captain this time." Chen Feng, who was the youngest among them and had just grown up, poked the ground with a branch. This boy who was the most active before also looked like he couldn't hold on any longer.
Xu Yiyun held his chin and looked at the coast: "Who is here this time?"
Since Fatty Qin Shou asked for a replacement, the employment relationship did not end.According to Fatty's social status, even if the people who came this time were not as expensive as Fatty's, at least they would not be much lower.
The PD also had a dazed look on his face, it wasn't just for show, he really didn't know.Not only did he not know, but the chief director seemed to be kept in the dark.If it wasn't for Fatty, who was not someone their program group could afford to offend, they would never have agreed to such a concealment request.
Seeing his expression, Li Ruofei didn't know what was going on, and threw the stone in her hand angrily: "What happened, you don't know, this show is still going to be filmed or not!"
Now the photographer behind them curled their lips. After the fat man fell and injured because of her, if they couldn't afford to offend this group of people, they wouldn't want to take pictures a long time ago.
The illustrator Yang Xiujie and the popular young student Lu Ran were silent, as if they were thinking about something.
At this time, the sound of a helicopter sounded overhead, and everyone looked up, thinking: Here we come!
No one knows who is coming, except for the chief director who is also on the helicopter.
The helicopter stopped 50 meters above the sky, the door opened, and a rope ladder fell slowly. Along with the rope ladder, there was a slim figure with a backpack on his back, and his long black hair tied behind him.
Their first reaction was, could it really be classmate Xu?
However, they quickly refuted this absurd conjecture, because the video materials of Xu's debut a few years ago were indeed capable, but in the next few years, all of them were a charming and fierce Yujie.
The rope ladder was not long enough, and it was more than four meters above the ground, but the man suddenly let go of the rope ladder, and the whole person fell back. Amidst a burst of exclamation, a soul flipped back and landed on the ground nimbly and lightly.
The woman stood up, revealing a masked face.
In recent years, because of the popularity of Captain Song, the beast master, although she has been out of news for more than five years, it still can't stop everyone's love for her.Many survival experts or adventure enthusiasts will wear masks to enjoy themselves.It's just that the members of Starlight Squad have never done this before.
The one who entered this place was naturally Song Ruanmeng who came to help Fatty.
Over the years, Song Ruanmeng has been living an incognito life for the secret missions assigned by his superiors. Occasionally, when he is on vacation, he is busy returning to get together with his family, four pets, and teammates.
After finally completing the task and retiring early, just as she was about to take a good rest, she was taken as a rescue by the fat man, and her mood was naturally not much better.As soon as she came, she saw a few people who looked at her with a bad complexion, and her mood became even more irritable.
She put down her backpack casually, patted the straw sandals on her hands, and a muffled voice came from behind the mask: "I heard that you are short of a captain?"
It is confirmed that this person is not classmate Xu, and there are no women in the top [-] of the survival expert rankings, so Li Ruofei looks down on her, and her tone is not good: "Yes, otherwise, what do you think you are here for?"
Song Ruanmeng sneered. In terms of temper, she might be worse than anyone else. She looked at Li Ruofei and said, "I've already learned about your performance on the way here. You are simply a bunch of scum, and you can't forget the waste, but you will also slow down the progress." I think what you need is not a captain, but a nanny!"
As soon as these words came out, the complexions of several people changed.
Xu Yiyun raised his head: "Who the hell are you!"
Li Ruofei: "You dare to say that about me, my dad will definitely make you unable to survive in this industry, believe it or not!"
Hearing this, Song Ruanmeng felt a little emotional. It had been many years since he had heard such words.
It's late summer and early autumn, around 5 o'clock in the evening, the wind on the island is very cool, and Song Ruanmeng just got off the helicopter, his body temperature is a little low, he ignored the woman's words, and went straight to the fire Warm up.
Li Ruofei has a good family background, and the chief director wants to curry favor with her. He has never been treated like this before, and walked to her angrily: "Hey, explain to me what you just said, do you hear me?"
Song Ruanmeng ignored her.
Li Ruofei reached out to push her angrily, but Song Ruanmeng pinched her wrist and turned it. With a "click", Li Ruofei screamed, and her arm broke!
Everyone in the program team was terrified by this sudden situation, and the rest of the members were too frightened to react for a while.
Li Ruofei broke down and screamed and cried: "Are you all dead? This guy is a lunatic, pull me away!"
Xu Yiyun had the best relationship with her. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to come up to help beat someone up. The rest of them looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.And the people in the program team just hung up the phone, and they were shocked to see the woman who was warming up there without saying a word.
"Yes...it's her!" PD's lips trembled, and he whispered to the people around him.
Immediately, those people stepped forward to grab Xu Yiyun and Li Ruofei without saying a word, and the team doctor brought back her broken hand by the way.Touching the bones of his hand, he found that this person's strikes were very precise, and it looked cruel and painful. In fact, as long as he came back in order, there would be no problems, and there would not even be any sequelae.
"What are you doing! Did you make a mistake! Are you sick!"
At this time, Song Ruanmeng took out a mobile phone from his bag and threw it at Li Ruofei's feet, who was struggling and crying: "If you want to make a call, you can do whatever you want. If your father decides to let you go back, I will send you home when I go home. "
Li Ruofei rubbed her shoulders, still worried about the severe pain just now, glared at her bitterly, wiped her tears and picked up the phone: "You wait for me!"
"Hey, Daddy, I..."
She didn't know what was said there to interrupt her. After listening for a while, she felt incredible and screamed: "Daddy, what are you talking about! I'm your daughter. Your daughter was bullied and you still let me listen to her!" , you are going crazy too, right?"
However, what was said there again, Li Ruofei's expression became more and more gloomy, and she wanted to say something, but the other side had already hung up the phone, she threw the phone on the ground, and watched Song Ruanmeng gnashing her teeth: "Fox!"
I don't know why, but her father, who has always loved her so much, is watching the live broadcast, and it's okay for her to suffer. She called for help, but her father actually asked her to listen to this unknown woman!
In her heart, all the women in the world want to poach their mother's corner, and all she suspects are vixen.
Lu Ran hung up the phone, looked at Song Ruanmeng thoughtfully, what is the identity of this person?
The manager, whose family called him trump card, had awe in his tone, and his words were evasive, and he only said that no matter what happened, just listen to her.And if she said something unpleasant, she would have to hold back her anger.
The most incredible thing is that the agent said that the interim captain had a bad temper and a relatively big appetite. If she is not full, unless it is absolutely necessary, don't think about asking for food from her.Of course, it would be better if she offered it.
He has a high status, has a bad temper, has a big appetite, doesn't like being robbed of food, and loves to wear a mask...
He always felt that some answer was about to come out.
Xu Yiyun is a very smart person. Li Ruofei's father told his precious daughter to listen to the interim captain's words, and even the ace manager had the same attitude, so even if he called his own manager, it might not have a different ending.
Although Chen Feng was a little concerned about Song Ruanmeng's words before, he begged his father for a long time to agree to this adventure camping. He would never quit until he starved to death, so he didn't even make a phone call. No matter how weird the captain is, he must keep it until the last moment.
Although Song Ruanmeng was not as old as Li Ruofei, he had experienced more storms and waves these years, and was stared at by everyone with various meanings.
The vast sea, the deserted island, the people who are exploring and surviving...very familiar pictures.
These people have been on this island for more than a week, but they are still living in such a bad way. They are so old, but they are not as adaptable as they were when they were underage children. Their hands-on ability is so poor. Back then, I encountered such a team, and I had already quit, so why bother to be a nanny.
Huh, it's been so far back in the past, is she old?
She shook her head: "Since I am the one who takes over now, you all have to listen to me while I take over. Don't think that I will be a nanny like the two fools in front of me."
Li Ruofei gritted her teeth: "What are you talking about! We are not ordinary adventure show guests, we paid for it! If you spend the money, you are the uncle, you have to serve, if you don't like it, get out, we have plenty of money, please go to the next one." !"
Song Ruanmeng looked at her, with unclear meaning: "You are so far behind classmate Xu back then, so poor that people can't see it. How did Li Deming teach you? You make a lot of money, but the daughter you teach is too uneducated."
"What did you say!"
Song Ruanmeng suddenly felt very bored. She didn't want to be angry with a mentally handicapped four or five-year-old. Anyway, she had already greeted their relevant people in charge this time, and she couldn't take care of these old men.What surprised her was that the family members of this group of uncles were all extremely enthusiastic. Let her have sex as she pleases. What they lack is sex. As long as people are not dead, disabled or disfigured, everything else is fine.
Since the family members and the person in charge have said so, how can she force herself.
Due to the restrictions on adventure programs above, these pampered young masters and ladies cannot live in seaside houses, or even tents, so these days they live in the greenhouses made by the previous captain with branches and leaves. Open the curtains of the greenhouses, and inside are There is heaven and earth inside, the quilt and pillows are complete, and there is even a mattress underneath.
She tore off the quilt casually and threw it outside, and said to several staff members: "Take them all away, and do this under the nose of the higher-ups, thinking they won't see it? No wonder I have been doing the show for so many years, but I still can't get on it." .”
Li Ruofei wanted to make a fuss again, but this time she was stopped by Lu Ran.
"Brother Lu Ran, don't pull me, I must clean her up! Where did this woman come from, why is she so annoying!"
Song Ruanmeng sneered, she looked at the two sheds built here, one man and one woman, there are only five people, but the shed area is enough to sleep ten!
Looking at these greenhouses, they have been processed later, making them more solid and airtight. The processing techniques are very familiar to her, because she taught them all by herself.
The so-called survival experts who are touted by others are all treated like servants by these people, just because "the rich is the uncle"!
She can't care about others, but she can't care about fat people.
Fatty, although he had a good temper when he was a teenager, was actually a person who was easily angry and impulsive.
She vaguely remembered that little fat man from that family who was obviously not rich, but insisted on giving her newly picked ginseng because of her injury.
All these years, she has been smoothed out in places she can't see, and being manipulated like this, she can't control her temper.
Back then, she never treated her team members like this!
Since they think it's fun to manipulate people like this, then she will have fun with them!
Song Ruanmeng took out the diving suit from his backpack, without even the diving glasses and snorkel, only wearing her mask, and looked at the five of them: "It's boring to stay on such an isolated island for so many days, right?" , how about we play an interesting game?"
Lu Ran said in a deep voice, "What?"
"I've read your information, everyone knows water, right?"
No one spoke.
Song Ruanmeng didn't care either: "For the sake of fairness, six of us went hunting in the sea within an hour, and the combined weight of the five of you was one-third of mine. Today I apologize to you for my rudeness, And the food belongs to you, and I will feed you every day in the next few days. If you lose, I will not embarrass you. I will not be responsible for all the food in the next few days, including today. Method."
After all, Chen Feng and Li Ruofei are teenagers at heart, and they are both good swimmers. They have been calling survival experts into the water for the past few days, but it is because it is impossible to take a bath here, and there will be salt on their bodies after bathing in sea water, which is uncomfortable.
Seeing that this woman is so arrogant now, how can she still control her temper, regardless of Lu Ran's stop, she shouted loudly: "It's a deal!"
The sky had already darkened, and Song Ruanmeng stepped into the dark sea water, but everything in front of her eyes was like daylight, and the salty sea water could not affect her eyes at all.
A few slap-sized drizzles swam past her eyes, she didn't even look at them, she just searched for something.
Her swimming speed is very fast. Although Lu Ran immediately changed her clothes and followed into the sea after she finished speaking, she still only had time to see her feet swaying lightly, and then slowly disappeared in front of her eyes like an arrow leaving the string. .
Chen Feng, who was following behind him, stared wide-eyed in his diving goggles, and shone the underwater flashlight again and again, but he couldn't see the figure. He exclaimed in his heart: Is this still a human! ! !
Song Ruanmeng is certainly not human.
But it's better not to say this kind of thing.
Song Ruanmeng has been working for the higher-ups for these years, and he has been holding back. He only has one chance to go out secretly with his teammates for an adventure every year. He is evasive and afraid of being photographed by satellites. He hasn't swum as happily as today for a long time.
The sea is her world, she swims freely in the sea, and occasionally a ferocious big fish wants to attack by her side, she turns around and rides on the body of the fish, letting the panicked big fish run around in the sea.
She looked at the starry sky above the water above her head, wondering how the system was doing now, she finally turned right and escaped from that small space, and she probably wished she would not come back for hundreds of years.
Although everything happened because of it, but after so many years, she no longer hates it.
What's more, now that she has turned over to be the master, the worm is obediently like a little wife and let her play with her. Except for being a little fierce on the bed, she is very satisfied with everything else.
Thinking of this, Song Ruanmeng slid down the somewhat limp back of the big fish. Once the big fish was free, how could he dare to miss this evil spirit, and disappeared like flying.
This place is about to enter the deep sea, and occasionally a shark swims by. She casually grabs the shark's big mouth and throws it aside.
He turned his head to look at his prey, but there was no such tiny shadow of the prey.
Shark: Forget it, such a small one is not enough to fit between the teeth, change to a bigger one.
Although the current Song Ruanmeng had most of his power confiscated by the main god due to his retirement, it is easy to deal with a group of sharks. His breath is long, he can directly convert oxygen from seawater, and his body can resist the pressure of the deep sea, so he is not afraid of the deep sea at all.
She looked at the time and felt that it was almost enough time, and she could start to get down to business.
Her goal this time is to catch a tuna weighing [-] to [-] kilograms and take it back. No matter how the tuna was given to her by her daughter-in-law in this life, it is quite a commemorative gift. Half a piece, although it is not very new, but it is also her heart, to let the daughter-in-law know that she is thinking of her.
After going back in this way, the daughter-in-law can also spend less time on the bed...→_→BY Song Ruanmeng, who groped his waist and confessed his counsel
Here, Song Ruanmeng was catching tuna with ease, while the five people swearing swearingly were sitting by the fire with expressionless faces, their lips were blue and they were shivering from the cold.
At their feet were a dozen or so shells the size of a fingernail, a small bag of snails, a crab the size of half a palm, and two sea urchins.
Li Ruofei looked at the time: "There are still 10 minutes before an hour, is she admitting defeat and not coming back?"
Chen Feng said tremblingly: "She is far worse than Captain Fatty, where did Captain Fatty find someone?"
Lu Ran: "Don't talk nonsense."
Chen Feng: "Where am I talking nonsense, otherwise why would she... not come back!"
Lu Ran was expressionless: "It may also be because of having fun."
Li Ruofei: "Ha, what a joke, it's already autumn, the sea is so cold, even fat people can't stand this temperature, let alone a woman!"
Xu Yiyun dried his hair, and he looked much better than before.He looked at his watch: "It's still three minutes away."
After a while: "It's still 1 point away..." The voice stopped abruptly, because they saw a black figure laughing from the water, slowly approaching this way, and Xu Yiyun flashed a flashlight, and saw the slim figure The figure, and a huge half-human tall clam held in her left hand.
His face darkened, and Li Ruofei also looked bad. They lost.
However, that's not the point, as she got closer and closer, the water became shallower, and they finally saw what she was dragging behind with her right hand.
A strong tuna nearly 2 meters long!
What was even more shocking was that the tuna was not dead yet, with no wounds on its body, and its whole body was struggling violently.
Dying tuna: T^T Mama help, there are monsters here!
Song Ruanmeng was very calm, it wasn't that she wanted to show off, but for her, this tuna was not her limit, and she had caught a beast three times its size during the task.
She beckoned: "Help me pack this and send it by air, and the freight will be collected."
The staff recruited by her looked confused and looked at the PD for help.
The PD had been ordered long ago to follow Song Ruanmeng's orders, but it was an exaggeration to mobilize a family of helicopters for this.For a while, he didn't know what to do, so he could only call the chief director.
The chief director was silent for a long time, then nodded, weakly: "Listen to her."
Song Ruanmeng's original intention was to give this tuna to Cong Yu to eat. Unexpectedly, Cong Yu received such a commemorative huge tuna for the first time, and it was alive tenaciously, so he put it in the swimming pool without saying a word ri, and have people replace fresh water with sea water.
Yes, she decided to keep it as a pet.
Tuna: If you have a kind of love, I have a kind of love, so you let me go!
Cong Yu:━┳━━┳━
Song Ruanmeng: ...
Fatty and the three little ones: \( ̄︶ ̄)/The master has brought back delicious food, where should I start?
Watching the tuna being sent away, Song Ruanmeng looked at the food they put on the ground, and said with surprise in his tone: "It seems that you are not as useless as I imagined."
Xu Yiyun was already prepared to be ruthlessly ridiculed by this strange man, but he didn't expect to hear the first non-harsh words since they met before the other party's taunt, and he was a little bit surprised.
"Seeing your previous performance in the video, I thought it was a group of milk dolls with no hands or feet still sucking."
Xu Yiyun: "..." Sure enough, I can't think too well of this person.
"However, this has exceeded my expectations. Yes, there is still hope."
Audience: "..."
Song Ruanmeng said yes, so he squatted down, without changing his clothes, as if he couldn't feel the cold, he pried open the mouth of the clam with a dagger, revealing the full snow-white shell meat inside.
She removed the dirt from the shellfish and cut it up. After washing it again, she put it directly on the fire. The tongue of the fire hissed and licked the shell. Five people looked at it, and their hungry eyes were almost glued to it. .
There are so many shellfish, five people can't finish them, she is the captain, at least she will leave some for them, right?
Within half an hour, Song Ruanmeng put on his gloves and quickly took off the shell. The shellfish inside had been cooked, exuding a mouth-watering aroma.
Song Ruanmeng didn't look at anyone, and pushed his index finger on the mask on his chin. Suddenly, that piece of mask was inserted into the upper mask like a mechanism, and only his white chin and pink lips were exposed.
She inserted a piece of it with a dagger and put it in her mouth. It was very hot, but soft and moderately elastic, and the taste was quite good.Then, in front of the camera, under the stunned gaze of everyone, in less than 10 minutes, he quickly and gracefully ate up the shellfish for five people...
Chen Feng looked at the empty shell, and then at her unchanged belly, his eyes turned red as he stared: "Are you a pig!!!" He was so cruel that he didn't even take a bite! ! !
He, the young master of the Chen family, has never been wronged like this.
Li Ruofei couldn't bear it anymore: "Why are you like this! We haven't eaten a bite yet, what will we do when you finish eating!"
Song Ruanmeng twitched the corners of her lips. Just now she thought they were too bad to be saved, but within an hour, she realized that she was wrong. Some conclusions should not be drawn too early.
She pointed to the snail crabs at their feet: "These things are caught not for eating, but for looking good. Or are you still thinking that I will handle and cook for you like those two idiots before, and then Put it in your mouth?"
Chen Feng opened his mouth, they obviously paid a lot of money just to enjoy it, isn't this justified?But why do you feel like such a scumbag when you hear it from her mouth?
Li Ruofei's chest heaved in anger, grabbed the sand and threw it at Song Ruanmeng's body
The red panda is actually not small. It is 6 years old this year, but because of a genetic mutation, its body has always been so small.
At this time, a bedroom downstairs was opened, and a huge reddish-brown brown bear climbed out of it, with a net height of more than two meters, which seemed to be very burly.
However, although this brown bear is huge in size, its hair looks fluffy and clean, full of healthy luster, as if it has been groomed frequently.And a pair of big round and clear eyes look at people with no viciousness, and the four huge bear paws are very soft, and no sharp finger knives can be seen.Make this giant fluffy brown bear look downright adorable.
The little panda was not afraid to see such a big creature, it just glanced lazily, and then continued to roll on the green carpet with its beloved football in its arms.
The big brown bear didn't mean to hurt or shrink. When he came to a tree root, he climbed up that tree root.
On the lawn in the front yard, a big fat goose with a height of [-] meters is walking leisurely on the ground. On its back is a half-meter-high little brown bear. At this moment, this extremely fat little brown bear It is sticking out its fat buttocks, and its two front paws are looking for something in the fat and thick feathers.
At this time, the door was opened, and a middle-aged couple in their 40s came in pushing a trolley full of fruits and snacks.
As soon as he saw the couple, Fat Dai immediately swayed to them on two short legs, with his long neck bent and looking seriously into the shopping cart with a pair of small black eyes.
The little brown bear crawled to the side, hugged the shopping cart with two paws and refused to let go.
The man immediately took out a box of raw steak and stuffed it into his arms.
Seeing her husband like this, the middle-aged woman stared: "I know how to eat all day long, look at you, you are used to it, and you are so fat!"
The man shrank his shoulders and muttered softly: "It's as if you're not the one who can't help secretly feeding snacks every time."
"what?"
The man immediately put his hand over his mouth to make a zipper look.
The little brown bear tilted his head, and looked at the middle-aged woman with a pair of dark round eyes without blinking, looking very cute.
The woman's hands were itchy and couldn't help touching its head, and said bitterly: "Ah, ah, everyone says you are the most stupid and the best to bully, but in fact, you are the worst of the three brothers!"
When the couple entered the living room with the two behind them, they saw the other two who were lazy and lacking energy.
The woman handed the shopping cart to the man casually, picked up the remote control and turned on the LCD TV. As soon as the TV was turned on, the adventure variety show that had been played repeatedly for countless times, when a few of them saw the familiar figure on the TV, they immediately sat up straight, their eyes closed. He stared straight at the person on the TV.
That is a scene they are all very familiar with, constantly taking risks, constantly changing maps, and constantly enduring hardships.
The little brown bear tugged on the woman's pant legs, making an wailing sound.
The woman seemed to understand, and touched its head: "Don't worry, Mengmeng will be back in a few days."
It turned out that this was actually the home of Song Ruanmeng, the captain of Starlight Squad.
At this time, Song Ruanmeng was on the plane, wearing headphones and looking at the clouds outside the window.This trip is thousands of kilometers away. Speaking of which, this journey has to start three days ago.
Since graduating, the Starlight team each had their own careers. Most of them rejected high-paying offers from various countries and started doing things they were interested in.
Fatty and Feng Xiu chose the profession of survival experts. Due to their brilliant education and experience, their annual salary is three to six times that of their peers.And in an adventure variety show as usual, Fatty broke his leg in order to save a female member, and he needed to recuperate for a week to recover.The program stopped halfway through, and a lot of money would be wasted in the middle. He thought about it, so he discussed with the program team to change someone to help him temporarily.
Fatty came from the Starlight Squad and was very famous, and the Starlight Squad only had seven members and four pets in total.
Needless to say, Zhang Yourong, the CEO of a big company, is busy with business every day to accompany his wife, so busy that his feet don't touch the ground, where is the time.
Needless to say, Zhou Yiyi, President Zhang's daughter-in-law, the first super celebrity couple to come out of the closet in China, used the latest drug developed by Cong's a year ago and successfully conceived President Zhang's child.Since this is the first case, it is hard to say what the situation will be, so be careful now.
Feng Xiu himself is also leading a team in another adventure variety show, so he has no time to lead another team.
Everyone who knows the Starlight Squad knows that classmate Xu and Fatty don't get along. Fatty has never mentioned her in front of others, and she probably doesn't have time. She's been busy being a "teacher" recently. Happy.
Not to mention Cong Yu, the company is larger than Zhang Yourong's, and the money he earns with every breath is higher than the monthly salary of a white-collar worker. Who can hire him?
The last one is Song Ruanmeng, captain of Starlight Squad.Anyone could come, but she couldn't.Because, I heard that the Starlight Squad was disbanded in the past few years, and the rest of the members have been rumored to have gone out to explore. Only this captain has not heard from her four favorites these years, as if he disappeared.
Some people even said that Song Ruanmeng didn't run out at all after graduating that time, but disappeared into this world together with the dead university.The Starlight Squad was disbanded precisely for this reason.
There are different opinions about Captain Song's whereabouts, but there has been no answer.And because Captain Song only left behind two months of video content when she first debuted in her early years, everyone's understanding of her will always stay on the face of the immature girl who was underage but overwhelmed everyone.
In terms of survival experts, there is no one more famous than the Starlight Squad, but there are many who are slightly inferior to them in recent years.
However, hiring these people is not as popular as keeping the fat man at work anyway.Because even in the Starlight Squad, Fatty's popularity is still very high.
Of course, the most important thing is that almost everyone in the Starlight Squad has a common skill. Wherever there are them, they will not die of starvation.
However, the fat man smiled mysteriously, saying that if the director is not satisfied with the replacement this time, he can coax him away at any time, and then he will crawl over even if he is lying on the hospital bed.
Having said all this, the director had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to agree, and he couldn't help but feel hopeful because of Fatty's attitude.
His behavior in this way shows that the replacement survival expert must be a member of the Starlight Squad.
But who?
Was it classmate Xu who had been rumored to have an affair with him?
Or was it Feng Xiu who was laughed at by everyone?
Of these two, however, one is relationally impossible.One has a conflict on the itinerary.
Suddenly, the fatty smile of the fat man appeared in front of the director's eyes, and an almost impossible guess came to his mind bit by bit.
On a sea island, a few bored young people sit on the shore and throw stones. Among these few people, everyone has the aura of being a public figure.
The oldest one, 34 years old, is a strong man as big as Feng Xiu, and he speaks in a low voice. Although he is so big, he is actually a well-known illustrator by profession.
Ranked second in age at 27, a popular young student who has won countless awards on the podium this year, has handsome features and a good temper.
The third-ranked 25, the winner of this year's Newcomer Award, can't be said to be very good-looking, but he looks very comfortable, but his temper is not as comfortable as that face. The most eye-catching feature is his buttocks.
24, who is ranked fourth in age, is the only girl here, Li Ruofei, the jewel in the palm of Li Deming, the richest man in the country the year before last.Probably because I was spoiled by my family since I was a child, and I never thought about becoming a star. I came to participate in this program purely because of the frequent adventure programs in these years and the reason why I am very interested.Therefore, there is no taboo, and her temper is violent and willful. It is the female member who caused the fat man to break his leg and still does not know how to repent.
The fifth-ranked 18 is the son of Chen Yuning, the four-time winner of Best Actor in a row. He is a big boy with a cheerful personality and a sunny smile.
Their theme this time is not just about adventure, but a bigger theme is camping, a field variety show that combines adventure and camping.
As if they were cursed, their team changed their team leader three times. The first time they hired No. 12 survival expert in the industry, and Chen Shuoze, a member of the Hungry Sheep Team.
However, he only led the one-month team for 4 days, and was asked by the members to replace him because he caught only one fish and one crab in the four days and almost starved to death.
Chen Shuo was very wronged, this group of people had no experience at all, not to mention they often made troubles, and had to choose such a shitty island to come to.Let him take five rookies alone, and still choose such a place, how can he bear it.
The second one is No. 9 in the ranking of survival experts. Jin Wei, the deputy captain of the Hungry Sheep Team, was targeted by a group of people as soon as he arrived.At that time, the team members were almost hungry and crazy. This is a world where exploration is the mainstream. If you register the original label, you can’t violate the rules. Unless you choose to end the current program, otherwise you will be caught cheating by the satellite to deceive the audience. It is very likely that this program That's it.
Fortunately, Jin Wei's skills were indeed higher than Chen Shuoze's. On the first day of his arrival, he caught a fish to feed them.
Caught two crabs and a pheasant the next day.
On the third day, in order to feed everyone a full meal, he was bitten by a poisonous snake and rushed to the hospital.
The third one is that the members asked to choose the members of the Starlight Squad.
Every member of Starlight Squad is not in the ranking of survival experts, but each one's ability is recognized by all adventure enthusiasts.
However, there were only two survival experts in the Starlight Team. The schedule was very full, and the salary was too high. They didn't dare to invite them to non-large-scale international adventure programs.
This time, in order to invite Fatty, these five people not only paid one-tenth of the salary out of their own pockets, but also made the director almost run out of favors, so they grabbed Fatty's slot just after the last schedule.And the fat man also thought about it for the sake of old love.
On the first day the fat man came, he had a lobster feast. Each person had one palm-sized lobster and caught three fish. Everyone was [-]% full like never before here.
In the first three days, everyone was very satisfied, but on the fourth day, in order to save Li Ruofei, he broke a leg, and this large-scale program in China fell into a freezing period.
Ever since Fatty left, the five people who were stubbornly refusing to end the show sat on the beach waiting for the arrival of the fourth captain.
If the fat man hadn't given everyone a full meal before he was injured, they might not have survived the day.
The PD held the camera and asked weakly: "Everyone has not eaten for more than 24 hours, how long can they last?"
"It depends on who is the captain this time." Chen Feng, who was the youngest among them and had just grown up, poked the ground with a branch. This boy who was the most active before also looked like he couldn't hold on any longer.
Xu Yiyun held his chin and looked at the coast: "Who is here this time?"
Since Fatty Qin Shou asked for a replacement, the employment relationship did not end.According to Fatty's social status, even if the people who came this time were not as expensive as Fatty's, at least they would not be much lower.
The PD also had a dazed look on his face, it wasn't just for show, he really didn't know.Not only did he not know, but the chief director seemed to be kept in the dark.If it wasn't for Fatty, who was not someone their program group could afford to offend, they would never have agreed to such a concealment request.
Seeing his expression, Li Ruofei didn't know what was going on, and threw the stone in her hand angrily: "What happened, you don't know, this show is still going to be filmed or not!"
Now the photographer behind them curled their lips. After the fat man fell and injured because of her, if they couldn't afford to offend this group of people, they wouldn't want to take pictures a long time ago.
The illustrator Yang Xiujie and the popular young student Lu Ran were silent, as if they were thinking about something.
At this time, the sound of a helicopter sounded overhead, and everyone looked up, thinking: Here we come!
No one knows who is coming, except for the chief director who is also on the helicopter.
The helicopter stopped 50 meters above the sky, the door opened, and a rope ladder fell slowly. Along with the rope ladder, there was a slim figure with a backpack on his back, and his long black hair tied behind him.
Their first reaction was, could it really be classmate Xu?
However, they quickly refuted this absurd conjecture, because the video materials of Xu's debut a few years ago were indeed capable, but in the next few years, all of them were a charming and fierce Yujie.
The rope ladder was not long enough, and it was more than four meters above the ground, but the man suddenly let go of the rope ladder, and the whole person fell back. Amidst a burst of exclamation, a soul flipped back and landed on the ground nimbly and lightly.
The woman stood up, revealing a masked face.
In recent years, because of the popularity of Captain Song, the beast master, although she has been out of news for more than five years, it still can't stop everyone's love for her.Many survival experts or adventure enthusiasts will wear masks to enjoy themselves.It's just that the members of Starlight Squad have never done this before.
The one who entered this place was naturally Song Ruanmeng who came to help Fatty.
Over the years, Song Ruanmeng has been living an incognito life for the secret missions assigned by his superiors. Occasionally, when he is on vacation, he is busy returning to get together with his family, four pets, and teammates.
After finally completing the task and retiring early, just as she was about to take a good rest, she was taken as a rescue by the fat man, and her mood was naturally not much better.As soon as she came, she saw a few people who looked at her with a bad complexion, and her mood became even more irritable.
She put down her backpack casually, patted the straw sandals on her hands, and a muffled voice came from behind the mask: "I heard that you are short of a captain?"
It is confirmed that this person is not classmate Xu, and there are no women in the top [-] of the survival expert rankings, so Li Ruofei looks down on her, and her tone is not good: "Yes, otherwise, what do you think you are here for?"
Song Ruanmeng sneered. In terms of temper, she might be worse than anyone else. She looked at Li Ruofei and said, "I've already learned about your performance on the way here. You are simply a bunch of scum, and you can't forget the waste, but you will also slow down the progress." I think what you need is not a captain, but a nanny!"
As soon as these words came out, the complexions of several people changed.
Xu Yiyun raised his head: "Who the hell are you!"
Li Ruofei: "You dare to say that about me, my dad will definitely make you unable to survive in this industry, believe it or not!"
Hearing this, Song Ruanmeng felt a little emotional. It had been many years since he had heard such words.
It's late summer and early autumn, around 5 o'clock in the evening, the wind on the island is very cool, and Song Ruanmeng just got off the helicopter, his body temperature is a little low, he ignored the woman's words, and went straight to the fire Warm up.
Li Ruofei has a good family background, and the chief director wants to curry favor with her. He has never been treated like this before, and walked to her angrily: "Hey, explain to me what you just said, do you hear me?"
Song Ruanmeng ignored her.
Li Ruofei reached out to push her angrily, but Song Ruanmeng pinched her wrist and turned it. With a "click", Li Ruofei screamed, and her arm broke!
Everyone in the program team was terrified by this sudden situation, and the rest of the members were too frightened to react for a while.
Li Ruofei broke down and screamed and cried: "Are you all dead? This guy is a lunatic, pull me away!"
Xu Yiyun had the best relationship with her. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to come up to help beat someone up. The rest of them looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.And the people in the program team just hung up the phone, and they were shocked to see the woman who was warming up there without saying a word.
"Yes...it's her!" PD's lips trembled, and he whispered to the people around him.
Immediately, those people stepped forward to grab Xu Yiyun and Li Ruofei without saying a word, and the team doctor brought back her broken hand by the way.Touching the bones of his hand, he found that this person's strikes were very precise, and it looked cruel and painful. In fact, as long as he came back in order, there would be no problems, and there would not even be any sequelae.
"What are you doing! Did you make a mistake! Are you sick!"
At this time, Song Ruanmeng took out a mobile phone from his bag and threw it at Li Ruofei's feet, who was struggling and crying: "If you want to make a call, you can do whatever you want. If your father decides to let you go back, I will send you home when I go home. "
Li Ruofei rubbed her shoulders, still worried about the severe pain just now, glared at her bitterly, wiped her tears and picked up the phone: "You wait for me!"
"Hey, Daddy, I..."
She didn't know what was said there to interrupt her. After listening for a while, she felt incredible and screamed: "Daddy, what are you talking about! I'm your daughter. Your daughter was bullied and you still let me listen to her!" , you are going crazy too, right?"
However, what was said there again, Li Ruofei's expression became more and more gloomy, and she wanted to say something, but the other side had already hung up the phone, she threw the phone on the ground, and watched Song Ruanmeng gnashing her teeth: "Fox!"
I don't know why, but her father, who has always loved her so much, is watching the live broadcast, and it's okay for her to suffer. She called for help, but her father actually asked her to listen to this unknown woman!
In her heart, all the women in the world want to poach their mother's corner, and all she suspects are vixen.
Lu Ran hung up the phone, looked at Song Ruanmeng thoughtfully, what is the identity of this person?
The manager, whose family called him trump card, had awe in his tone, and his words were evasive, and he only said that no matter what happened, just listen to her.And if she said something unpleasant, she would have to hold back her anger.
The most incredible thing is that the agent said that the interim captain had a bad temper and a relatively big appetite. If she is not full, unless it is absolutely necessary, don't think about asking for food from her.Of course, it would be better if she offered it.
He has a high status, has a bad temper, has a big appetite, doesn't like being robbed of food, and loves to wear a mask...
He always felt that some answer was about to come out.
Xu Yiyun is a very smart person. Li Ruofei's father told his precious daughter to listen to the interim captain's words, and even the ace manager had the same attitude, so even if he called his own manager, it might not have a different ending.
Although Chen Feng was a little concerned about Song Ruanmeng's words before, he begged his father for a long time to agree to this adventure camping. He would never quit until he starved to death, so he didn't even make a phone call. No matter how weird the captain is, he must keep it until the last moment.
Although Song Ruanmeng was not as old as Li Ruofei, he had experienced more storms and waves these years, and was stared at by everyone with various meanings.
The vast sea, the deserted island, the people who are exploring and surviving...very familiar pictures.
These people have been on this island for more than a week, but they are still living in such a bad way. They are so old, but they are not as adaptable as they were when they were underage children. Their hands-on ability is so poor. Back then, I encountered such a team, and I had already quit, so why bother to be a nanny.
Huh, it's been so far back in the past, is she old?
She shook her head: "Since I am the one who takes over now, you all have to listen to me while I take over. Don't think that I will be a nanny like the two fools in front of me."
Li Ruofei gritted her teeth: "What are you talking about! We are not ordinary adventure show guests, we paid for it! If you spend the money, you are the uncle, you have to serve, if you don't like it, get out, we have plenty of money, please go to the next one." !"
Song Ruanmeng looked at her, with unclear meaning: "You are so far behind classmate Xu back then, so poor that people can't see it. How did Li Deming teach you? You make a lot of money, but the daughter you teach is too uneducated."
"What did you say!"
Song Ruanmeng suddenly felt very bored. She didn't want to be angry with a mentally handicapped four or five-year-old. Anyway, she had already greeted their relevant people in charge this time, and she couldn't take care of these old men.What surprised her was that the family members of this group of uncles were all extremely enthusiastic. Let her have sex as she pleases. What they lack is sex. As long as people are not dead, disabled or disfigured, everything else is fine.
Since the family members and the person in charge have said so, how can she force herself.
Due to the restrictions on adventure programs above, these pampered young masters and ladies cannot live in seaside houses, or even tents, so these days they live in the greenhouses made by the previous captain with branches and leaves. Open the curtains of the greenhouses, and inside are There is heaven and earth inside, the quilt and pillows are complete, and there is even a mattress underneath.
She tore off the quilt casually and threw it outside, and said to several staff members: "Take them all away, and do this under the nose of the higher-ups, thinking they won't see it? No wonder I have been doing the show for so many years, but I still can't get on it." .”
Li Ruofei wanted to make a fuss again, but this time she was stopped by Lu Ran.
"Brother Lu Ran, don't pull me, I must clean her up! Where did this woman come from, why is she so annoying!"
Song Ruanmeng sneered, she looked at the two sheds built here, one man and one woman, there are only five people, but the shed area is enough to sleep ten!
Looking at these greenhouses, they have been processed later, making them more solid and airtight. The processing techniques are very familiar to her, because she taught them all by herself.
The so-called survival experts who are touted by others are all treated like servants by these people, just because "the rich is the uncle"!
She can't care about others, but she can't care about fat people.
Fatty, although he had a good temper when he was a teenager, was actually a person who was easily angry and impulsive.
She vaguely remembered that little fat man from that family who was obviously not rich, but insisted on giving her newly picked ginseng because of her injury.
All these years, she has been smoothed out in places she can't see, and being manipulated like this, she can't control her temper.
Back then, she never treated her team members like this!
Since they think it's fun to manipulate people like this, then she will have fun with them!
Song Ruanmeng took out the diving suit from his backpack, without even the diving glasses and snorkel, only wearing her mask, and looked at the five of them: "It's boring to stay on such an isolated island for so many days, right?" , how about we play an interesting game?"
Lu Ran said in a deep voice, "What?"
"I've read your information, everyone knows water, right?"
No one spoke.
Song Ruanmeng didn't care either: "For the sake of fairness, six of us went hunting in the sea within an hour, and the combined weight of the five of you was one-third of mine. Today I apologize to you for my rudeness, And the food belongs to you, and I will feed you every day in the next few days. If you lose, I will not embarrass you. I will not be responsible for all the food in the next few days, including today. Method."
After all, Chen Feng and Li Ruofei are teenagers at heart, and they are both good swimmers. They have been calling survival experts into the water for the past few days, but it is because it is impossible to take a bath here, and there will be salt on their bodies after bathing in sea water, which is uncomfortable.
Seeing that this woman is so arrogant now, how can she still control her temper, regardless of Lu Ran's stop, she shouted loudly: "It's a deal!"
The sky had already darkened, and Song Ruanmeng stepped into the dark sea water, but everything in front of her eyes was like daylight, and the salty sea water could not affect her eyes at all.
A few slap-sized drizzles swam past her eyes, she didn't even look at them, she just searched for something.
Her swimming speed is very fast. Although Lu Ran immediately changed her clothes and followed into the sea after she finished speaking, she still only had time to see her feet swaying lightly, and then slowly disappeared in front of her eyes like an arrow leaving the string. .
Chen Feng, who was following behind him, stared wide-eyed in his diving goggles, and shone the underwater flashlight again and again, but he couldn't see the figure. He exclaimed in his heart: Is this still a human! ! !
Song Ruanmeng is certainly not human.
But it's better not to say this kind of thing.
Song Ruanmeng has been working for the higher-ups for these years, and he has been holding back. He only has one chance to go out secretly with his teammates for an adventure every year. He is evasive and afraid of being photographed by satellites. He hasn't swum as happily as today for a long time.
The sea is her world, she swims freely in the sea, and occasionally a ferocious big fish wants to attack by her side, she turns around and rides on the body of the fish, letting the panicked big fish run around in the sea.
She looked at the starry sky above the water above her head, wondering how the system was doing now, she finally turned right and escaped from that small space, and she probably wished she would not come back for hundreds of years.
Although everything happened because of it, but after so many years, she no longer hates it.
What's more, now that she has turned over to be the master, the worm is obediently like a little wife and let her play with her. Except for being a little fierce on the bed, she is very satisfied with everything else.
Thinking of this, Song Ruanmeng slid down the somewhat limp back of the big fish. Once the big fish was free, how could he dare to miss this evil spirit, and disappeared like flying.
This place is about to enter the deep sea, and occasionally a shark swims by. She casually grabs the shark's big mouth and throws it aside.
He turned his head to look at his prey, but there was no such tiny shadow of the prey.
Shark: Forget it, such a small one is not enough to fit between the teeth, change to a bigger one.
Although the current Song Ruanmeng had most of his power confiscated by the main god due to his retirement, it is easy to deal with a group of sharks. His breath is long, he can directly convert oxygen from seawater, and his body can resist the pressure of the deep sea, so he is not afraid of the deep sea at all.
She looked at the time and felt that it was almost enough time, and she could start to get down to business.
Her goal this time is to catch a tuna weighing [-] to [-] kilograms and take it back. No matter how the tuna was given to her by her daughter-in-law in this life, it is quite a commemorative gift. Half a piece, although it is not very new, but it is also her heart, to let the daughter-in-law know that she is thinking of her.
After going back in this way, the daughter-in-law can also spend less time on the bed...→_→BY Song Ruanmeng, who groped his waist and confessed his counsel
Here, Song Ruanmeng was catching tuna with ease, while the five people swearing swearingly were sitting by the fire with expressionless faces, their lips were blue and they were shivering from the cold.
At their feet were a dozen or so shells the size of a fingernail, a small bag of snails, a crab the size of half a palm, and two sea urchins.
Li Ruofei looked at the time: "There are still 10 minutes before an hour, is she admitting defeat and not coming back?"
Chen Feng said tremblingly: "She is far worse than Captain Fatty, where did Captain Fatty find someone?"
Lu Ran: "Don't talk nonsense."
Chen Feng: "Where am I talking nonsense, otherwise why would she... not come back!"
Lu Ran was expressionless: "It may also be because of having fun."
Li Ruofei: "Ha, what a joke, it's already autumn, the sea is so cold, even fat people can't stand this temperature, let alone a woman!"
Xu Yiyun dried his hair, and he looked much better than before.He looked at his watch: "It's still three minutes away."
After a while: "It's still 1 point away..." The voice stopped abruptly, because they saw a black figure laughing from the water, slowly approaching this way, and Xu Yiyun flashed a flashlight, and saw the slim figure The figure, and a huge half-human tall clam held in her left hand.
His face darkened, and Li Ruofei also looked bad. They lost.
However, that's not the point, as she got closer and closer, the water became shallower, and they finally saw what she was dragging behind with her right hand.
A strong tuna nearly 2 meters long!
What was even more shocking was that the tuna was not dead yet, with no wounds on its body, and its whole body was struggling violently.
Dying tuna: T^T Mama help, there are monsters here!
Song Ruanmeng was very calm, it wasn't that she wanted to show off, but for her, this tuna was not her limit, and she had caught a beast three times its size during the task.
She beckoned: "Help me pack this and send it by air, and the freight will be collected."
The staff recruited by her looked confused and looked at the PD for help.
The PD had been ordered long ago to follow Song Ruanmeng's orders, but it was an exaggeration to mobilize a family of helicopters for this.For a while, he didn't know what to do, so he could only call the chief director.
The chief director was silent for a long time, then nodded, weakly: "Listen to her."
Song Ruanmeng's original intention was to give this tuna to Cong Yu to eat. Unexpectedly, Cong Yu received such a commemorative huge tuna for the first time, and it was alive tenaciously, so he put it in the swimming pool without saying a word ri, and have people replace fresh water with sea water.
Yes, she decided to keep it as a pet.
Tuna: If you have a kind of love, I have a kind of love, so you let me go!
Cong Yu:━┳━━┳━
Song Ruanmeng: ...
Fatty and the three little ones: \( ̄︶ ̄)/The master has brought back delicious food, where should I start?
Watching the tuna being sent away, Song Ruanmeng looked at the food they put on the ground, and said with surprise in his tone: "It seems that you are not as useless as I imagined."
Xu Yiyun was already prepared to be ruthlessly ridiculed by this strange man, but he didn't expect to hear the first non-harsh words since they met before the other party's taunt, and he was a little bit surprised.
"Seeing your previous performance in the video, I thought it was a group of milk dolls with no hands or feet still sucking."
Xu Yiyun: "..." Sure enough, I can't think too well of this person.
"However, this has exceeded my expectations. Yes, there is still hope."
Audience: "..."
Song Ruanmeng said yes, so he squatted down, without changing his clothes, as if he couldn't feel the cold, he pried open the mouth of the clam with a dagger, revealing the full snow-white shell meat inside.
She removed the dirt from the shellfish and cut it up. After washing it again, she put it directly on the fire. The tongue of the fire hissed and licked the shell. Five people looked at it, and their hungry eyes were almost glued to it. .
There are so many shellfish, five people can't finish them, she is the captain, at least she will leave some for them, right?
Within half an hour, Song Ruanmeng put on his gloves and quickly took off the shell. The shellfish inside had been cooked, exuding a mouth-watering aroma.
Song Ruanmeng didn't look at anyone, and pushed his index finger on the mask on his chin. Suddenly, that piece of mask was inserted into the upper mask like a mechanism, and only his white chin and pink lips were exposed.
She inserted a piece of it with a dagger and put it in her mouth. It was very hot, but soft and moderately elastic, and the taste was quite good.Then, in front of the camera, under the stunned gaze of everyone, in less than 10 minutes, he quickly and gracefully ate up the shellfish for five people...
Chen Feng looked at the empty shell, and then at her unchanged belly, his eyes turned red as he stared: "Are you a pig!!!" He was so cruel that he didn't even take a bite! ! !
He, the young master of the Chen family, has never been wronged like this.
Li Ruofei couldn't bear it anymore: "Why are you like this! We haven't eaten a bite yet, what will we do when you finish eating!"
Song Ruanmeng twitched the corners of her lips. Just now she thought they were too bad to be saved, but within an hour, she realized that she was wrong. Some conclusions should not be drawn too early.
She pointed to the snail crabs at their feet: "These things are caught not for eating, but for looking good. Or are you still thinking that I will handle and cook for you like those two idiots before, and then Put it in your mouth?"
Chen Feng opened his mouth, they obviously paid a lot of money just to enjoy it, isn't this justified?But why do you feel like such a scumbag when you hear it from her mouth?
Li Ruofei's chest heaved in anger, grabbed the sand and threw it at Song Ruanmeng's body
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