[Comprehensive] I got the certificate with the male god, what do you want to ask?

Yukimura and I have many things in common. For example, we were born in the same year, the same month and the same day. We are both type A blood. The family's conditions suddenly improved. My family got rich overnight, while his family's...

His parents actually eloped, and the sudden death of Yukimura's grandfather made his grandmother feel that it was meaningless to be angry with her daughter and son-in-law, so she decided to accept his father and him. From then on, the four lived happily together. Within two years, his family added a younger sister .

我们的关系是从好朋友（5-9岁）——不联系的空白期（10-15岁）——再见面又成为好友（16岁）。

During the gap period when we had no contact, he quickly went to Fu Shuai You's direction, but I didn't succeed in taking Fu Shuai You's route.My dad got rich almost overnight, he really wanted to get rid of the title of nouveau riche, and he wanted to send me to Yinglan to receive noble education, but I didn’t agree at first, and went to the United States as a male god, in order to improve from the inside out My grade is convenient for me to find a man who is better than the male god, so I agreed to go to Yinglan. In fact, I should follow Yaxing Village here, but when it comes to Yinglan, I can't stop.

It was really hard for me to study in Yinglan middle school for several years.You don't know how bullying the young masters and ladies of those veteran capitalist entrepreneurs are. In those four years, I gave up the line of the cold goddess and knelt and licked, but they still refused to let me go.

For example, I bought a Cartier chain and took it to school happily. I was immediately laughed at by the upstart and knew that Cartier’s mother would allow me to bring Gu Qingski. Another example is to open the corners of my eyes and take a rest carefully for a holiday, and go to school with anticipation. , After school started, I found that I became the movable type signboard of xx classmate’s plastic surgery hospital. Another example was attending a yacht party.

Of course, this is not the point. How could I be overwhelmed by such a thing? The money of the nouveau riche is also money, not paper.I don't know how to deal with jewelry, so what if I don't know how to red wine and champagne, as long as I have enough money, I can definitely become more like a princess than them.

But what really makes me sad is... As a reborn person, especially a person who feels very good about himself, he feels that he has a high IQ and EQ, has a doctoral degree, is proficient in three languages, can play musical instruments, can draw, and is also good at sports. Very good, I have a little money at home, she is beautiful and has big breasts, she looks like a Mary Sue......I wanted to spend my middle school days in a low-key way, pretending to be a genius, so that people around me The boy shed tears or something...the result...

In Yinglan, those who grew up in Europe are proficient in at least four languages ​​(excluding Japanese), and those who grew up in Japan are proficient in Chinese. They are familiar with the Book of Songs and etiquette. Great, they can write Tang poems, fill in lyrics for Cipai, and even sing Yuanqu.

No one can play the piano, but the cello, the violin, the guitar, the bass drum, the shamisen, the koto, and the matouqin...you can do everything...any class can organize a symphony/punk/jazz ／Electronics... winning the award is even softer, what is the winner of the International Tchaikovsky Champion, International Chopin No.1 International Paganini Award...

Then to the end of the information technology class homework, I saw another table Feng Jingye's topic, the development and design of an e-commerce interactive instant messaging tool based on web2.0... You don't have to be so professional as a middle school student... ..Too, too embarrassing, God, I can only write "helloworld", people are going to make a website Wangwang......

It is not enough for them to crush you on money, but they will continue to crush you on IQ until you become scum.

I have been in Yinglan for four years. Except for the first semester, I sat in the most inconspicuous corner of the classroom. There was a long, chubby boy who was as soft as cotton candy and often took the same class as me. .

He has pea eyes, a flat nose, small pockmarks around the nose, turned lips, and is shorter than me. He is troubled by not being able to memorize complicated Chinese characters. Sports, and the only logo on the whole body is the nike logo on the shoes.

We have always been very friendly, and we often bring some food to each other, or prepare for exams together. I often say that he is the same as me. In this place full of ferocious monsters, we two poor students must help each other. Help each other, grit your teeth and survive...until one day I overheard someone say in the bathroom, do you know Mr. Cotton Candy, let’s just call him that, and he won another prize.

I squatted in the toilet, took out my mobile phone tremblingly, and searched Mr. Cotton Candy’s name in Yahoo. I knew that he had won the first prize in physics and mathematics in the Asian competition several times, and he was the youngest winner of the Japanese Olympiad team. When the contestant and a certain professor from the Institute of High Energy Physics of the University of Tokyo published articles on condensates in science, I was completely desperate for this world...

And he wanted to give me another blow, asking me if I had any plans for the holiday, he wanted to go to a place with me, I thought I would refuse, but when I thought about how I said so many rude things to the god of learning I still decided to ask him where he was going, and he said in a soft, shy tone with a Kyushu accent... Grandpa sent me an island...

Grandpa gave me an island...

send me an island...

an island...

island......

I didn't hear what he said behind me at all, I decided to transfer schools immediately, immediately, immediately!

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooThe first thing I do when I get home is jump into my swimming pool and shed tears of sadness...  

I really changed schools, I’m not joking with you, although the girls seem to think what I said is funny now, but the few years in Yinglan’s ghost school really lost all self-confidence, that kind of The place where you feel like the whole world is smart and rich and handsome and you're the only one who's poor and ugly and stupid and unlucky is horrible.

However, after I had an eye-opening experience in this kind of school, I immediately felt a sense of superiority when I transferred to an ordinary school. When I low-key said that I was swimming in the swimming pool at home and exercising, when no one knew that I had undergone plastic surgery to express my natural beauty, everyone's envious and jealous expressions seemed to inject vitality into every cell of me.

I studied in Yinglan High School for a few weeks and then transferred to a private middle school in Yokohama. My dad worried that I would be alone, so he arranged for me to go to a relative's house in a particularly distant place. I call that distant relative my aunt.

My aunt is a well-known chamber pianist. He has a son who looks very much like a male god. The only difference is that there is only basketball in the male god’s world. In the cousin’s world, there is only violin. Four feet four inches, shorter cousin, five feet nine inches.

It is said that my cousin used to be very ruthless and hated others to make trouble for no reason. Since meeting a girl at the school concert, he has changed a lot. He went to Austria for a year in his third year of high school and came back to study at the National University of Arts.

I live at my cousin’s house, and my cousin lives in my house in Tokyo. I will come back to Yokohama on weekends and long vacations, and sometimes I will bring his girlfriend back. When I see his girlfriend, I feel more confident and feel If my cousin's girlfriend can handle my cousin, I can handle the male god in minutes.

There are naturally many flowers and butterflies around a handsome person like my cousin. For example, the daughter of a friend of my aunt. This girl was originally a squeamish young lady who followed the tsundere route. After a car accident, she suddenly changed her personality and became better. Her grades have improved, and she has also acquired piano skills. This experience sounds so suspicious... In short, because of the bust, let's call her a girl.

Sister a is actually quite cute, but she is too flat. Her breasts are not small apples or peaches. They are like two nails driven into the airport.Compared with me, although I am relatively ordinary (it can be considered long and good-looking after plastic surgery), but my breasts are genuine e (Japanese. This size), even if I lose more than ten catties and lose weight to 90 catties, I can guarantee it. c (day. This code).

Girl a often comes to see my cousin. When she comes, I go out for a run or stay in the room and pretend that I am not at home.I don't have any feelings for my cousin's girlfriend. In my heart, she is just a girl my cousin likes.But compared to sister a, I still like my cousin and girlfriend a little more.

I don’t know why, girl A is very hostile to me. We didn’t know each other when we met for the first time. When I was preparing refreshments in the kitchen, she inexplicably said that Ren and Xiang Keiko were destined to be together, and then ran frequently I came to my aunt's house to find my cousin, and said that I wanted to help Kaeko keep an eye on Ren... I was so confused, I couldn't figure out what this girl was thinking.

I don't understand why I haven't had much contact with her at all, and I haven't stopped my cousin from interacting with Kaeko, and it looks more like she is pursuing her cousin, and I haven't interfered, why is she acting like this to me? Great hostility.

One time, my aunt was there, and when girl A came, I didn't hide, and chatted with everyone in the living room.When we talked about future issues that day, girl a said that she also wanted to be admitted to the National Music University.

My cousin said that at the level of girl a, she still needs to work hard to get into the National Music University. My aunt said mildly that if girl a wants to continue studying music in university, in fact, my cousin's star music in high school is pretty good.

Then the girl said something in a low voice, although neither of them understood, but I understood, the girl spoke Chinese, and she said that she should be fine with a tenth grade piano.

I heard it and hehe, Ala, the girl has a good eye for choosing schools. I heard that Mr. xx who took Chopin last year and won the top three in the Tchaikovsky International Competition last year still failed the ranking. National University of Arts is really a good school.

The girl was a little embarrassed, saying that she had good grades now and remained in the top few grades in school.I said, that's great, the art and music environment is created, and the admission score is higher than that of Dongdawen 1. Everyone is afraid that they will not be able to pass the exam and get a guarantee for Qingzao.

The girl couldn't continue talking, and said weakly that she really wanted to take music theory for science.I said I can take it easy, the National University of Arts’ science department is too difficult to beat the Department of Medicine of Dongda University, how many girls won in the national simulation?It must be in the top 100 in the country.

Girl a left in a hurry, her face turned pale when I told her.

As soon as girl a left, my cousin said speechlessly that although she was indeed overestimated, I would not sting people that much. I said, ah, cousin, since you are looking for a partner, you have changed so much. Didn’t you know how to point your middle finger before? Even at your level, you dare to take the National University of Arts exam. Don't waste the school's precious time giving you the exam.

After I finished talking, my cousin’s face turned dark, and I said I was too lazy to talk to you, so I went to play the violin. My aunt said, “Oh, why did you start a fight, Xiao Jing, why did you feel like you had eaten gunpowder today? I said that when I saw a girl, I thought of the past, idiot I hope she can wake up early, forget the past and start again.

My aunt didn't understand me. I said that I really didn't behave well today. I went to buy vegetables and came back to make delicious food for everyone, then I threw my wallet and went out. Then, I met Yukimura Seichi.

This is really an uninspired twist, and Henan God seems to have written it like this...I'm so sorry, girls, I really don't have the talent for writing.

Then, I will continue with Hachiwa Yukimura.

The author has something to say: Yinglan is the one in the men's public relations department.

Qingzao: Keio and Waseda University

National University of Arts: Tokyo University of the Arts

Previous chapter that j league football, npb baseball

Cousin and aunt: Yuesenlian and Yuesen's mother

Girlfriend: Kaeko

Mr. Marshmallow: Xueba + Xueshenjun. . .

Girl a: The time-traveling girl is hostile to the heroine because the heroine is too much like Mary Sue

I won’t even give names to the original characters, who wants to read the story of the original heroine and the original hero and supporting actor ==