[Comprehensive] I got the certificate with the male god, what do you want to ask?

A girl private messaged me and asked me what advice I have for conquering the male god, and she was going to chase the male god when I died completely... woooo, you are so cruel, I hate you tt

==Actually, my situation is special. Although I have been scheming all the way, I basically walked this route with him during the low tide period, but this story basically cannot be unfolded again, because the male god has no chance to be in that kind of situation at that time. , due to injuries may not be able to play basketball low tide.

What?You said my death would be a blow to the male god and make him fall into a low ebb again?

Hey... Although I'm sorry for saying this, the fact is that my death will at most make the male god sad for a while, but this is not a low tide period, so sad, let me cry for a while.

If you want to chase the male god, you have to find another entry point. This entry point should start with the male god's family.

Why do you say that?The male god is a person who cares about his family and his loved ones very much.

I come to the person who has the greatest influence on male gods in August [-]th.

The greatest influence on the male god is the grandfather of the male god.Then there is his cousin, I always thought it was his own sister, but later I found out that the male god is the only child, his sister is the daughter of his father's brother, and his sister's parents were both members of the medical aid team to Africa and died in the civil war in Somalia. The father of the male god took on the responsibility of taking care of the eldest brother and daughter.

Generally speaking, the relationship between the male god and his parents is relatively unfamiliar. The male god did not move from the countryside of Yamagata Prefecture to Kanagawa to live with his parents until he was 12 years old and was about to enter middle school. Before that, he had always lived with his grandfather.

It is said that the male god's ancestors have a very prominent family background, and they are characters we can learn in history textbooks. However, they began to decline after the Civilian Restoration, and the generation of the male god's grandfather changed their surnames for some unknown reason. Not very clear, the grandfather of the male god never told me about this, but occasionally heard the male god talk about some things about his grandfather when he was young, I guess.

I have been in contact with the male god's grandfather several times, how should I put it... It's just four words: strong aura.

The first time I met the grandfather of the male god was because he wanted to buy a matouqin, but he couldn't buy one.I heard the male god talk about it, so I asked my cousin to get a piano and send it to his grandfather together with the male god.

It was midsummer and the weather was very hot. He was wearing a navy blue shirt with short sleeves and black trousers. Neither the clothes nor the trousers were new, but there was not a single crease ironed. The button on the shirt was buttoned to the top button meticulously. See After I came to me, I said it very gently, it must be Xiaojing.

I nodded and quickly said hello to Grandpa.I was supposed to be the one to say hello first, but I was so nervous that I didn't say a word I had prepared.

The attitude of the male god grandfather is very natural, you don't feel any gazes like "I need to examine whether this woman is worthy of my precious grandson", just looking at you very peacefully, I personally have family matters No questions asked.

The grandfather of the male god said that Xiaofeng's personality is up to him, so let me be more tolerant.

I was a little nervous and said that I just liked his appearance, I took the initiative, and my face turned red after I finished speaking.

The grandfather of the male god smiled slightly when he heard me say that, but said nothing.

The male god was sent by the male god’s grandfather to go shopping, and I accompanied the male god’s grandfather to try the piano. The male god’s grandfather played the piano with one hand to set the pitch, and the other hand tuned the Matouqin. I was sitting and waiting by the side, my legs were numb , and dare not move.

The grandfather of the male god tuned the piano and played a tune.

It's a very familiar tune, but I can't remember the title.I said that you play really well. I feel like you can see the vast grasslands and galloping horses. Have you ever learned Matouqin?

The grandfather of the male god said that he once learned the erhu in China for a period of time. The principle of this kind of instrument is similar, and it is not difficult to play it.

I thought to myself, it’s awesome... Later, I heard from the male god that his grandfather played the piano very well, and he wanted to teach him to play the piano when he was young, but he got sleepy when he sat next to the piano. He could fall asleep while practicing the piano, so his grandfather gave up teaching him the piano, but his grandfather's interest in music affected him. His appreciation of music is very diverse, including classical, jazz, blues, electronic, pop, and so on. He can listen to any genre. When I go to his apartment, I can often see the male god falling asleep in the half-full room of records.

The male god told me that when he was young, there were no children living nearby, and he went to and from school alone, and it took an hour to drive to the baseball field closest to his grandfather’s house. On weekends, his grandfather often sent him there early in the morning, just a child He has a strong sense of living in groups, and he, an outsider, can't join them. Most of the time, he can only sit quietly on the sidelines and watch other boys practice.

After the male god's grandfather found out, he shoveled all the flowers and plants in the backyard of the house, paved the ground, erected a basket, and taught the male god to play basketball.

The basic practice is very boring. Sometimes the male god is unwilling to practice, and the grandfather of the male god does not force him to practice. He will play alone. I can't help but go up and fight with my grandfather.The posture of shooting the ball, how to dribble, how to layup, and how to jump shot are all guided step by step by the grandfather of the male god. The grandfather of the male god will take the male god to practice every day. Wind and rain.The male god said that his grandfather taught him that the greatest wealth is persistence and patient practice.

The male god said that his grandfather was usually very frugal, but when it happened to him, he would be very generous.When he just started learning basketball and couldn’t even shoot the ball well, his grandfather bought him professional basketball shoes. If there are any new things on the market, other children have them, and he will have them too. Boy The god's father always said that the male god's grandfather was too used to the male god.

The grandfather of the male god often takes the male god to play on his rest day. He takes him to swim in the river in summer, catch fish, and catch various insects. He takes him to climb mountains in spring and autumn. Play on the nearby lake.Once, his grandfather fell down with him on the ice, and his palm and ankle were broken. His father came from Kanagawa to clean him up. When his grandfather saw him, he threw a pillow at his father. I accidentally fell, Guan Xiaofeng What's the matter, how long have you not seen your child and scolded him as soon as he met...

The male god was very guilty. He stayed in the hospital and refused to leave even if he said nothing. At night, he huddled on his grandfather's hospital bed and asked his grandfather if you would die. What would happen to me if you died? The male god's grandfather hugged the male god and said no. , Grandpa still wants to accompany you.The male god's father and the uncle brought the snacks and fruits. The male god's grandfather was reluctant to eat, and kept it for the male god. The male god knew that his grandfather loved him, so he said he didn't like to eat it. The grandfather touched his head and said Is it okay for Xiaofeng to take one bite at a time?The grandfather and grandson ate the fruit and snacks one by one. From then on, no matter what food or other things the male god bought, he would also leave a portion for his grandfather.

Because of the fracture, the male god's grandfather couldn't play basketball with the male god as before, so he specially spent a lot of money to buy a video recorder and a video of the nba game for the male god to watch, and asked the male god to find a star he likes. Completely imitating his movements and demeanor, the male god found his imitation object in the video tape, and you all know who I am talking about.

The grandfather of the male god is very fond of the male god. For example, if the male god did not finish his homework during the holidays, the grandfather of the male god will ask the male god to take sick leave and ask him to make up his homework at home.I will send wagyu beef that I am reluctant to eat to the teacher of the male god, and let them include the male god. The male god crashed the bicycle he just bought. The grandfather of the male god does not care about the bicycle at all, only cares about whether the male god is injured. If the male god fights with others, the male god's grandfather will ask him the reason. If it is not his fault, the male god's grandfather will tell the teacher and parents that it is not Xiaofeng's fault, and we will not apologize.

But the male god grandfather didn't care much about his own affairs. He never lost his temper with outsiders and was very kind to others. The section chief didn't even apply for a special subsidy for the severe hearing loss in the right ear caused by a work-related injury.

Among the gifts I gave to the godly grandfather, there are many expensive ones, such as an antique walking stick bought at a high price. The godly grandfather accepted the gift politely and expressed his gratitude to me, but I felt that he was not very interested.

Or the grandfather of the male god lived a very rich life when he was a child. He didn’t care about my flattery and gifts. For him, as long as I gave my whole heart to the male god, it was enough. Yes, I dyed his hair, and when I washed his hair, he said, Xiao Jing is also a filial child.

The male god inherited many habits from his grandfather, such as being a little alienated from others, concentrating on his own world, not using labels to judge a person, the attitude of others basically does not affect their judgment, and does not treat people Enthusiastic, but not blind to others when they need help.

For example, I like to be neat and tidy. In the room of the male god’s grandfather, there are almost no extra things. The clothes in the closet are not folded in an orderly manner. Every corner of the house is cleaned very clean. Although the clothes are not new, they are very clean. , I have never seen the stains on the clothes worn by the male god's grandfather.

The male god probably doesn't like to clean up the room like his grandfather, but his love for cleanliness is definitely well inherited. The male god has never had oily hair, yellow teeth, and black nails, and he has never worn clothes stained with sweat or oil. , he is always clean and fresh, with a faint fragrance of laundry detergent on his body.

There is another one that is not to be surprised by favor or humiliation. Everyone has a deep understanding of this, so I won't say more.How does the male god's grandfather solve the strategy... Sorry, girls, I have successfully solved the strategy so far, and I don't have much experience to talk about.

Compared with the grandfather of the male god, the parents of the male god are much more ordinary.The male god's parents are both designers. They opened a studio and are very busy. They have no time to take care of the male god, so they put him at his grandfather's house.When the male god entered junior high school, the father of the male god felt that he had to consider the issues of further education and employment, so he took the male god back to Kanagawa. The male god was not willing to go, but his grandfather said that there are many people in Kanagawa. There is a basketball club in the school, where you can play official basketball and often compete with others.The male god has been playing on his own. He has no teammates or opponents. He must be very lonely, so he came back to Kanagawa with his father.

When I arrived in Kanagawa, the schoolwork became much more difficult, and the male god couldn't keep up, and he didn't care too much.The male god's father was very anxious and enrolled him in various cram schools. The male god didn't go to the cram school even once, and went to play basketball after school. The teacher of the cram school notified the male god's father.

The male god's father beat the male god, cut the male god's basketball with scissors, and threw away the male god's sneakers, locked him in the room and made him reflect...

The male god climbed out of the window and ran away from home. He had no money in his pocket, so the male god just walked. He didn’t know the direction, so he asked passers-by. After walking for a whole night and half a day, he finally found his grandfather’s house. When he arrived, he was seriously dehydrated. , Tired, hungry and sleepy, the male god was very wronged when he saw his grandfather, and threw himself into the male god's grandfather and cried.

Soon the male god's father came over and wanted to take the male god back.The male god didn't want to go back, so the male god's father reached out to beat him, which angered the male god's grandfather, and the two had a big fight.

The male god’s father said that playing basketball should not be eaten as a meal. The male god’s grades are so poor that he might not be able to pass the high school exam. What should he do in the future? The male god’s grandfather said that the male god has just entered junior high school. There is a gap, the male god just went there again, and he is not used to life, so it will get better slowly.The male god's father said that the male god only plays basketball all day long, and his mind is not on his studies at all, and he can't make a name for himself in basketball. Does he want to play in the NBA? Stop daydreaming.The grandfather of the male god said that the male god likes to play basketball and let him play. Why do you say that Xiaofeng can't play in the NBA? He really can't play well. I will raise him for the rest of his life...

The male god said that he was very moved and sad when he heard what his grandfather said, and even had the idea that it would be good if he was his grandfather's son.No matter what he said, he was unwilling to go back to Kanagawa. He stayed with his grandfather for more than a month and did not go to school. During the day, his grandfather played with him, and at night he helped him with his homework, mathematics, Chinese, foreign languages, geography, history... He He felt sleepy just looking at the history and Chinese language, so his grandfather told him stories one by one through the history and Chinese language.

The male god did not stay at his grandfather's house all the time. The sudden death of the male god's cousin's parents plunged the whole family into grief. The male god's grandfather said that Xiaofeng is an adult, and he has to take care of his sister. It is about getting her cousin out of the shadows. Handed over to the male god, the male god returned to Kanagawa with his grandfather's mission.

After that, I will go to see my grandfather during the holidays. After going to the United States, I have no frequent contact with my parents. I talk to his grandfather every week. The grandfather of the male god flew to the United States to see him several times after he was injured. ...I really don't know anything about this.

The father of the male god is a very serious person. I will also be nervous when I see the father of the male god, but it is completely different from the nervousness when facing the grandfather of the male god.The mother of the male god is very gentle, her tone is soft and gentle, and she is also more enthusiastic. It was the first time I visited the house of the male god. The mother of the male god pulled me and asked me a lot, what kind of work are you doing now, which university did you graduate from? Are there any brothers and sisters in the family, and what do the parents do.... Said that the male god didn’t tell her anything, and if he asked too much, he would say that I brought you to ask such things by yourself, and even invited me to eat all kinds of snacks she made. Share with me the food that the male god likes to eat and hates to eat.

As for the elder sister of the male god, she is about 1.6 meters eight, very thin, with long black hair, which looks very similar to the male god, with a small face, fair skin, slender eyes, thin lips, and her personality is also cold. Cold, iceberg beauty.

I am married, have a son, and my husband are both doctors. I work in Kyoto. When I saw me for the first time, I just nodded slightly and stopped talking. When I was eating, I knew that I was coming to my aunt and called me hot Drinks... I like the male god’s family very much. They don’t seem to have any objection to the male god’s dating and marriage with me. From the moment I was recognized by the male god, they all accepted it naturally. Or it's not good, as long as the male god is willing, they will accept it unconditionally.

In this way, if you want to attack the male god, you still have to start with the male god himself.

It suddenly occurred to me that there is a method that should be feasible. If any girl is interested, she can try it and go to England to study film.

After I decided to marry the male god, I planned to resign. First, I didn’t want to get hurt anymore, and I didn’t want people who cared about me to worry about me. This matter will be discussed later. This is probably one of the reasons why the male god proposed to me one of the important factors.

The second is that husband and wife must have some common topics or common goals for a long time. I am currently busy with my career and have no topics to chat with the male god. This is quite dangerous, so I want to change my career.

I am looking forward to the fact that the male god's parents will open a studio together, so I will discuss with the male god that we will go back to school after we get married.You can go to Europe or other places, choose a major that both of you are interested in, and then open a studio. Anyway, I am only 23, still young, and it will not be too late to have children in a few years.

The male god said yes.

We started to choose countries and majors. European countries have to learn new languages. The male god didn't want to learn, so he decided on the UK.The male god wants to choose photography or documentary filming, probably because of the influence of immortality.Xiandao helped us analyze the school, why Warwick pays more attention to theory, the film school is very practical and needs to make six films in two years, and Bristol is actually not bad...

In fact, for me, where I go to school, what school, what major, and what job I want to do in the future are all irrelevant, as long as I am with him.

I plan that when we go to London, we will rent a bigger house with a yard and two rocking chairs in the yard. At noon when there is no class, we can lazily sleep on the rocking chairs in the sun, and we will also bring Gabriel over to buy a dog.

The two of us rush homework together, go to class with dark circles under our eyes, and need to buy a bigger car, so that the male god can catch up on sleep when I drive to school.You can eat in the school cafeteria, order takeaway, or cook together.The male god doesn't want to cook, so you can ask him to wash the dishes, and I can hug his waist from behind while he is washing the dishes...

The two wore plaid shirts, jeans, and canvas shoes, holding a script and a camera, and discussed light and shadow, the alternation of light and dark, how to lengthen the lens, how to capture subtle expressions.....choose topics together, check Materials, script writing, filming, post-processing, late at night, you can ask the other party to make a cup of coffee to refresh yourself.

I want to be a backpacker with him during the holidays, starting from London to Spain, Germany, Italy, Greece, Turkey... Playing all the way like a student, together, taking care of each other, just like children, there is no fuss, we have each other Also enjoy freedom.

It's just that this can't be realized anyway.

The author has something to say: There are too many typos, I will correct them.

The male god imitated Jordan~~