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What would an alien engagement party look like?Aliens will also engage in such a vulgar dog blood slot full. Is it a necessary skill for the eight o'clock file?No matter how you think about it, it seems that it is an existence that humans cannot understand.

Therefore, it doesn't matter to her that there will be all kinds of idlers crowded in the nest at the engagement banquet four days later, everyone has a burning soul of gossip, there is no way to do it.

What?You said too fast?Please, this is just an engagement, so just throw a party and it's over! ───Excerpted from Ann's Indifferent Quotations.

Keep everything simple, she is labeled with an exclusive label, and she puts an exclusive label on the iron sheet, saying that I am willing (huh?) or something, which is the ideal state.An's thinking is quite good, but there is an old saying: "The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny." An, no matter how much you like fat people, it won't help. What's more frightening is that this thin person is still a weirdo.

According to Sarah, she will hold the engagement banquet in the way of Ann's motherland, China, directly ignoring the vicissitudes of her natal family---Cybertron. (Ann: "I'm not married yet! Not married!")

It is said that the two parties cannot meet... three days before the engagement.So the next night, An Leng, who went to sleep in the iron carriage as usual, was pulled back to the room by Sarah and persuaded earnestly, don't be so unreserved, and be a lady.

What did she do?Ann felt that she was very innocent. Why did you have to wait until she got used to sleeping there before reminding her to be a lady, Mrs. Sarah?Does that thing really have anything to do with her?

Then Ann suffered from insomnia for two whole days. On the third day, Sarah worried that Ann would be too haggard on the day of her engagement, so she mercifully let her go.An finally begged Tin Pi to comfort her with a full face, and had a good night's sleep.

Then came the day of the engagement.Ann swears that day really 'impressed' her.

The venue is the lair, which is big and spacious enough for a bunch of Autobots to go crazy (huh?).The paparazzi will not come. Since the war, people are very fond of the private life of Autobots. There are so few similar cars on the street, and someone nervously asks if it is XXX?really...

Back to the topic.

She was put on an ancient Chinese wedding dress, the kind that is layered on top of each other.She has no objection to this, because the clothes are really beautiful, the point is not here, but...An's eyes twitched as she looked at the calm iron skin, and the big red peanut on her chest blinded her eyes.

"Tiepi...you, don't you think that's what?" An asked cautiously, expressing that he couldn't understand Tiepi calmly.

"It's a custom." Tinhide replied earnestly. Looking at Ann's distinctive attire today, he expressed his heartfelt compliments, "You are beautiful, Ann."

A certain machine that is currently a human coughed shyly, "You, you are also very handsome!"

"Pfft." Heng Pao, who was watching the show, finally couldn't help laughing, and then did a ground-thumping movement, "D...Damn, Tiepi, what kind of shape do you have! Hahahaha!"

It moves the whole body with one hair (do you use it like this?!), driven by Hengpao who is not afraid of death, everyone and the machine don't have to hold back and laughed bravely, even Brother Zhuzi couldn't help laughing , when the audience burst into laughter, An Yin's gloomy face was particularly abrupt.

"This group of... bastards!" An gritted her teeth, and dared to laugh at her old man, this is the rhythm of death!

Tin Hide touched Ann lightly, saw her turn around, and said to her, "It's all right." He was happy today and didn't care about those idiots.

Ann was appeased instantly.

"Sarah, you, you are so talented!" Lannos laughed out of breath, and gave Sarah a thumbs up.

"Yes, auntie, you are so talented!" Selina echoed adoringly.

"The engagement banquet should be a little happier." Sarah looked at her masterpiece with a smile, expressing her great satisfaction.

"Mom, I want to be like this when I grow up!" Little Meri didn't know what they were laughing at, but An's red wedding dress made her envious.

"Okay." Sarah pinched Meri's chubby face and agreed.

When Lannuosi heard his daughter's words, his smile froze instantly, Meri, how could you think of getting married so early? →by Lannuosi's grief-stricken inner world.

The laughter lasted for a long time, so long that An felt that if they laughed again, she would not be able to resist blowing up the base. When she was about to explode, the arrival of several men in suits made the laughter gradually subside.

"Optimus Prime, the legalization report on the marriage of the Cybertronians on Earth has come down." The man in the suit took out a document, "The Cybertronians can get a marriage certificate on Earth, if the parents of the Earth people agree, You can also marry people on Earth."

"It's troublesome." Brother Zhuzi took the document, surrounded by curious eyes, Brother Zhuzi was unmoved.

The sky was thundering, and An felt that the whole world had been turned into a mirror, otherwise why would it be so illusory?What's up with the law about marrying people on Earth?Why does it feel like she is emphasizing that her iron skin is an example... They are not a man-machine relationship, hey!

"Also, Ms. An, would you like to entrust us with your physical examination in the future?" The leader's eyes were full of enthusiasm.Feelings They are a group of researchers.

The audience is silent, is this?

"I refuse." An's face was paralyzed, he refused decisively and emphasized, "I'm not human." The implication is that there is an ambulance, and besides, they are really not a man-machine relationship!

"What a pity." The boss glanced at Ann's stomach in disappointment, ignored Ironhide's emotionless gaze and continued to attack, "The President said that he will definitely attend your wedding with Mr. Ironhide."

"..." An said that he couldn't accept it, and it was currently short-circuited.

In fact, they just want to express that they are looking forward to your early pregnancy. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Ahem, the ceremony has begun!" Lannuosi cleared his throat to silence the noisy people on the field.

"Bow~~Heaven and Earth~~" Flair, who loves the most lively, couldn't wait to read the lines, and even shook the end of the roar.

peat!An Qingjin, this feeling is the surprise that you and your wife kept from life and death? !This is scare ah scare.

"Hurry up!" Selina said anxiously.

Ann turned her head to look at the tall iron sheet beside her, and fell silent.Don't any of you feel that this situation is very wrong? !

"Worship heaven and earth?" Tie Pi rarely showed pure (cough cough) blank eyes, and he was another child who was kept in the dark.

"Actually, it's nothing, just bow and it's over." Ann quickly twisted.

"I see." Tin Hide calmly turned to face the door.No matter what kind of broken custom it is, he, bear it!It turned out that a certain machine was actually as calm as he appeared on the surface.

Ann turned around quickly, bowing at the same time, one person and one machine... It's over.Although... it looks really silly. -_-||

"Okay, two..." Flair got stuck when An changed back to the original state of pulling the iron sheet before the second was finished, "Hey! You guys! Why are you going! It's not over yet!" She hasn't played enough yet Woolen cloth!

"I'm done talking!" Ann roared back without hesitation, "Are you right? Ironhide?"

"Where do you want to go?" He admitted in disguise.

"Go to the sea! The place where there are glowing jellyfish by the sea." A certain machine was eager to try, ready to move.

"Where is that?"

"………have no idea."

"You... let's go." She was always so confused.

"Where are you going?"

"Where you want to go."

"Yes, yes! Do you know how to get there?"

"...Du Niang."

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Engagement Banquet Theater.

"I said, they just left like that?" Flair stared blankly at the two machines walking away gracefully.

"Young people, let them play." Sarah smiled, not being affected at all.

"It's really a wayward female machine." Hengpao regrets that there is no excitement to watch.

"You're not much better." Flair immediately returned to her senses and complained.

"-_-||"

"Mom, I still want to see it." Mei Li was tearful, why did Sister Ann run away?

"Hey, it's on TV, let's go back and watch it." Sarah patted Meri's head to comfort her.

"Sister An is so handsome!" Selina said adoringly, looking at the empty doorway with burning eyes.She also really wants to learn Ann.

"Selina, don't learn it!" Lannos was really worried.

Then, the engagement banquet was over.

ps: Why is there such a rush to end... By the way, how is everyone's hair?Have you eloped with Afro Sauce?