The male god is gay

After Ji Sinian left, Ye Linqi and Ke Muke looked at each other silently for a long time...

"Ye Er, don't you like girls with big breasts, loli face, and voice? When did you bend over?"

Ye Linqi raised his forehead, "Second uncle! You still talk about me! When did you bend over?"

Ke Muke looked up at the ceiling and thought for a while, then twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "When am I not curvy?"

Ye Linqi: "..." You won.

"Don't talk about us, do you know who the elder sister-in-law the boss is talking about? It's actually a man... I feel like I missed a lot of things during my absence, tsk tsk tsk." Ke Muke rubbed his chin and clicked his tongue.

"...is a celebrity, Su Mufei." After Ye Linqi finished speaking, he frowned again, and added, "Don't tell others."

"Fuck?? Who? Su Mufei??" Ke Muke stared at Ye Linqi with wide eyes, "My Zili's male god! Fuck?! When did the boss stretch out his claws on him? Fuck, f*ck No way, I have to call the boss and ask for an autograph!"

"..."

"Wait... what did you say?! Zili? What's the full name? Which Zili?" Ye Linqi suddenly had a bad premonition...it couldn't be...that Zili...

"Gu Zili, take care of Gu, Mu Xinzi, Li is three o'clock water and chestnuts, what? Do you know? Ye Er... You have to tell me that it's your ex-girlfriend...I'm fucking dead today you!"

"..." It's over, and I still think that it's normal for his sister to leave a queen for their Gu family, but now...he just wants to go home and sleep with his family Nianwen to calm down.

"Ye Linqi!! Your uncle's words!!"

"..." Ye Linqi came back to his senses and showed a bitter smile to Ke Muke, and patted her on the shoulder, "It's not like my ex-girlfriend... But in the future... I'll go first, you can do it yourself."

Ke Muke: Black question mark face? ? ? ? ?Fuck!

"Your uncle! Go back and explain clearly!"

"My uncle is not at home! You can talk to my second uncle!"

When Fatty Li came back from the toilet, there was only a mess left in the private room, and there was no one there. He shook the water in his hand, stood at the door and stared for a long time before he firmly believed that this was the private room they had just stayed in.

"Fuck?! Human!" Fatty Li stood in the middle of the private room and scratched his hair, and the Hello Kitty on his stomach was trembling, "It's a dog! What are the three gays doing behind my back as a heterosexual! I actually Rejected! Fuck! Heterosexuality is sinful!"

Fatty Li had just finished yelling when the cell phone in his trouser pocket rang. The fat man took it out to look at the name, and immediately turned the corner of his mouth a little aggrieved, and connected, "Cuihua~ I was rejected by the boss and the others."

On the other end of the phone was a mid-spirited female voice, accompanied by the sound of knocking melon seeds, "Fatty Li! Can you be a little manly, why are you so cowardly?! What's wrong with your boss?"

"Daughter-in-law~ You also know that I do this in front of you~ I don't love you. I just found out today... Our boss is gay, and Ye Er and Mu Ke... It's just... Anyway, I just said it Two sentences, I just came back from the toilet, and everyone disappeared!"

"...Fatty Li, you deserve to be rejected!"

Fatty Li's thick and black eyebrows were tightly frowned, and the flesh on his face was squeezed into a pile. Coupled with his aggrieved and foolish appearance, he looked like a strange uncle who turned cute into scary, extremely wretched and obscene. With inexplicable joy.

Cuihua continued, "Is homosexuality none of your business? Have you eaten your rice, slept on your bed, drank your water? Are you saying they are disgusting? Just because heterosexuality is love doesn't mean that homosexuality is not love. Put away your straight male cancer! I didn’t let you do it, as long as they are happy, it’s none of your business! Get out soon! I’ll explain the truth to you again... By the way, I almost forgot the business! Remember to bring Two catties of beef back! And your girl's yogurt!"

"Okay! Daughter-in-law, what you said makes sense! As long as the boss and the others are okay, I'll be right back, come~someone~" Fatty Li pouted obscenely at the phone screen, and no one could see it anyway.

"What a fart! Come back!" Cuihua roared in his ear, but Fatty Li still heard Cuihua's disgusting 'mua' at the moment Cuihua hung up the phone.

"Hey hey..." The fat man covered his mouth and smiled at the phone. After being in a daze for a long time, he put away his stupid look, patted his belly and walked out solemnly.