Everyone Loves White Lotus

Fu Shihe wanted to speak at first, but when he looked at Ye Jingwei's face, he suddenly changed his words, "I'll tell you later."

Ye Jingwei just nodded.

Complementing the number of times Fu Shihe opened the door, "Three Chances,"

After Fu Shihe entered it for the first time, the electronic gate indicated that the password was wrong.There are two more chances.

When Fu Shihe was about to lose for the second time, Ye Jingwei leaned his head over and the two got a little closer. Fu Shihe smelled the faint fragrance of bellflower on Ye Jingwei's body.

He raised his eyes again, and saw Ye Jingwei leaning towards him, with a fair neck, and pupils that became extremely light under the light, as if aware that he was looking at him, his eyes swept over slightly.

"Ji Feng is a younger brother,"

Ye Jingwei thought he heard it wrong, so Fu Shihe said softly, "Jiang Chanchuan is also a younger brother."

Ye Jingwei: "??" The door opened as soon as it opened, why did you say this all of a sudden.He hadn't realized Fu Shihe's ever-changing monstrous vinegar.

"Chi Lin, the younger brother among younger brothers."

Ye socialite: "????"

The next moment, the electronic door made a "ding" sound, and the door automatically opened a gap.

Fu Shihe raised his head expressionlessly, "Wife, husband, am I good?" His expression hardly showed that he was seeking praise.

Ye Xiaobaihua: "..." For a long time, under Fu Shihe's gaze of "I won't move if you don't praise me", Ye Jingwei held back a sentence: "...You debuted...before... A locksmith?"

Fu Shihe accepted the "compliment" without any expression, opened the door, and then put on the standard smiling expression of a son-in-law coming to his father-in-law's house: "Dad, Mom, I came with Jingjing,"

This switch, this face change... Ye Xiaobaihua is ashamed.

Fu Shihe took Ye Jingwei's hand and dragged him in. Ye Jingwei felt like going back to his own home.But on second thought, could there be other "rivals in love" at home?

After entering the door, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The home of "father-in-law" and "mother-in-law" in this issue is in a duplex commercial house of more than 200 square meters. The decoration looks different from ordinary people's homes. It is very Japanese-style. It is too good for these indoor and outdoor durian tables. .

After waiting at the door for a minute or two, the 2-year-old entertainer Yue Lao "father-in-law" who was busy cooking in the kitchen came out, "Jing Jing and Xiao Fu are here, Hong Xian, your brother and your brother-in-law are here... "

After the young entertainer who was teasing the dog came out, a handsome young man took over the large and small bags of gifts from the legendary "brother", "brother, you came here when you came, and you brought so much,"

The face is full of variety shows with a giggling smile, and by the way, he is getting close to his "brother" Ye Jingwei, "Brother, I watched your "Frost and Cold Fourteen States", you and Ji Feng What a fairy cp, how much dog food was sprinkled, choking us single dogs to death. Huh, today is also a day to cry for the love of the gods..." The popular Internet phrases are really set.

This sentence is also the most common "proposing a rival in front of a lover" stalk in this "Newlyweds" variety show.

The following words were still out of my mouth, and I heard a few coughs, "Brother" Fu Shihe was beside him, and said in a crisp voice: "Brother, go and pick out the shrimp line from that shrimp later, and bought more than five catties. Your brother likes to eat the most." With this sentence, Ye Mou was shot innocently.

"Brother-in-law" Hong Xian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that this was a sentence with a sense of variety, he pulled Ye Jingwei to act coquettishly: "Brother, every time my brother-in-law comes home, I buy your favorite food, hmph—what about mine?" The sound of "hum" in the back is deliberately prolonged, and it is a very vivid image of a "spoofed, arrogant and funny" brother-in-law.

Fu Shihe said before about the sense of variety show. Fu Shihe was amused by his brother-in-law's cute words of "spoofing". He is good at "finding holes to make up for the knife" jokingly, Fu Shihe answered his words and asked him politely, "What does Na Hongxian like to eat?"

"I like to eat stinky stinky tofu, deep-fried scorpions, charcoal-grilled centipedes, sashimi..." This brother-in-law will change his likes and dislikes every issue, just to prevent different artists from coming up with routines to "please" him. brother in law.

Fu Shihe is serious, I saw him take out his mobile phone and open the takeaway software, my brother-in-law saw him flipping through the keywords he said, and stopped him quickly, "Brother, brother, I'm joking, I really like it." Eat shrimp, I'm going to pick the shrimp thread..."

My brother-in-law is "fixed" for the time being, and my father-in-law's pass is like this:

My father-in-law drove Fushihe to buy wine and ingredients, "I said you don't need to bring anything, look, you still have to bring it." After putting it away, "Shihe, when you didn't marry our Jingjing, you said that every time you get married Once a week, I called home every three days, but this is the first time you have come to the door in the past two years, "

This is also a common stalk for finding fault with this show.Fu Shihe answered him solemnly, "You have time lag on the phone calls with your parents in the United States, but there are no fewer video calls every week. You and your mother have worked hard for the past two years. Next time you come back, I will let you hold your grandchildren." Given the reason of "going abroad", the reaction is quite good, and the second half of the sentence is also full marks.

The father-in-law expressed his joy and satisfaction, "After so many years, it is not easy to finally agree to give birth to our grandson, Jing Jing, later, your Fa Xiao will also come to have dinner."

Ye Jingwei, who was on the side, still stopped at Fu Shihe's plan to "bring grandchildren", and reacted, "What, why are you young?"

"It's Xiaoliang, Xiaoliang. When I was young, I often went home and asked you to go to school with me. You broke your knee and drove you home, Xiaoliang." Father-in-law tried to help him "remember".

Ye Jingwei guessed that this "Xiao Liang" might be a "character" added to the drama of the program, so he could only nod in agreement, "Oh, that Xiao Liang..." Xiao Ming and Xiao Liang are bricks, so where is the need? where to move.

Fu Shihe asked him, "Which one is Xiaoliang, wife," looking for Ye Jingwei's expression on purpose.Ye Jingwei's face was covered only when she saw Ye Jingwei, but she also had to deal with her husband's doubts.

At this time, a bell rang at the door, "I guess Xiao Liang is here," said the father-in-law excitedly.

Ask Hongxian's brother-in-law to open the door, but it turned out to be another pair of CPs. It's really a narrow road to enemies. No, it's a deep love and a deep relationship.

I saw a pair of handsome men and beautiful women appearing at the door of the house. The man was tall and handsome, and the girl was bright and generous.

This male artist is none other than Yan Yin, the big hit singer who is going to hold two concerts in their city c this month. The girl is a newcomer in the entertainment industry, she looks cute, and her name is Qiu Yi.

Qiu Yi is because there is a school drama broadcast on Durian Channel, and Yan Yin has a concert to do, and incidentally, he also came up to promote "Ambiguous Love".

Somebody Ye: "..." Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he asked his "brother" Hong Xian, who looked even more surprised and surprised than him, "Are you all going to get together "Affair" today?"

The younger brother looked sincere: "Brother, I don't know, I don't know if the program crew has spent a lot of money..."

Two couples shaking hands.

Fu Shihe: "Hello," he smiled.

Yan Yin: "Hello," he smiled outwardly.

"Xiaoqiu, Yan Yin, and Jingjing, you know each other. This is your brother's river," the father-in-law introduced with a smile. According to the script, Ye Jingwei and Qiuyi are siblings, and Yan Yin and Fushihe are brothers son in law.

Yan Yin only smiled, and there was not much joy in his eyes: "It's a pleasure to meet you, you were not there at the graduation ceremony in Jingjing last time." This sentence is very knowledgeable.

Fu Shihe looked polite: "What do you mean?"

As this "NPC" existence, the father-in-law explained the plot: "Xiaoyan and Jingjing are college classmates," and everyone only knows their own plot characters, not others'.

Fu Shihe smiled gently, and said, "So I'm just a classmate."

Yan Yin nodded and added: "Unfortunately, I attended his graduation ceremony as his partner at the time,"

Fu Shihe smiled bluntly, "Is that so?" He looked back at Ye Jingwei, only to see that he was also full of question marks and only an embarrassed yet polite smile remained. "Then I've troubled you to take care of my wife."

"You're welcome, don't bother, it should be, I didn't expect to become his brother-in-law now." Yan Yin also made a big move.

Fu Shihe smiled dryly, and Ye Jingwei looked at his brother-in-law, who immediately understood, "Come in and sit, come in and sit, what are you doing standing at the door, brother, sister, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, come in and sit."

The mother-in-law is not at home, and the two men at home are not very good at cooking.So two new couples came on stage.Qiu Yi is not well-known, and her status is not high. In this war without gunpowder, she has no name at all.

The kitchen is a battlefield.

In addition to the assists or stabbings of the father-in-law or brother-in-law, nearly ten camera positions kept a close eye on the kitchen.

"When I was in college, Jingjing was excellent both in character and academics, right, Xiaoyan," said the father-in-law tossing a dog's blood to Yan to drink.

Fu Shihe, who was choosing vegetables, raised his eyes, only to see Yan Yin who caught him paused, and looked at Ye Jingwei who wanted to hide in the crowd: "Jingjing, what do you think, back then we were talented and handsome, Many people say that we are golden boys and jade boys."

Qiu Yi was so amused by this joke that she almost couldn't hold back her laughter. She was very soft-spoken. If it hadn't been for this "Newly Married Day", there might not even be a discussion on the Internet about her being "poor" and "not worthy of a name".

Qiu Yi is a girl who is very nervous, doesn't mind very much, and cooperates with acting in every way. She suppressed her smile, first glared at Yan Yin, pretending to be an angry and jealous wife, and said delicately: "You two are so good, why did you chase after them later?" What about others?"

She managed to hold back the laughing scene, and almost fainted from laughter when her brother-in-law imitated her and aggravated the babbling words: "Why did you lose him after chasing him?"

Fu Shihe was serious, and did not forget to make up the knife: "Maybe it's not a good relationship in the first place, and it's normal to be separated." Then he turned his head and wanted to pull Ye Jingwei into this battlefield, "Isn't it, wife?" Respond to him.

Ye Jingwei: "..." "Uh" for a moment.

Yan Yin didn't sympathize with him, and just dug a hole, "What do you think, Jingjing?"