night sky train
Chapter 5 Do I Look Like Meatball Soup?
In the supermarket, Chen Jifeng was shopping for vegetables. Wei Yi watched him throw things into the car one by one, and asked, "Shall we cook Chinese food?"
Chen Jifeng replied: "Otherwise, you still expect me to turn into a Western food?"
Wei Yi shook his head, and looked at Chen Jifeng with admiration, "You know a lot of things, and you can also cook."
"It's so easy to cook, can't you?"
"I can only make meatloaf, soup, mashed potatoes, and toast, but I don't have that at home, the oven."
"Why do you want to buy an oven? Hurry up and buy the pots and pans." Chen Jifeng said and took Weiyi to the kitchen supplies area, "The ready-made chef is standing in front of you, why don't you take the opportunity to learn how to cook Chinese food with your brother?" , lest you only know how to eat salad bread all day long, and don’t appreciate the essence of Chinese cuisine at all.”
"I got it." Wei Yi said, "The buns with sauced meat are delicious."
"Sauce meat buns are delicious, can you eat them?" Chen Jifeng also had no temper, and taught him like an old mother: "You are young and in good health, but you can't make yourself like this? How can anyone eat badly while eating?" While taking medicine, and then continue to eat bad stomach? What are you doing, people are dumbfounded. Let me emphasize to you again, you are not as good as you, no.”
"No." Wei Yi nodded, pretending to listen, then turned to ask him, "What do you mean by making yourself?"
"It's just ruining, humiliating yourself, and treating yourself badly, understand."
Wei Yi nodded obediently, "Understood."
The two stood in front of the shelves selling kitchen utensils. Chen Jifeng took a set of woks and knives and said, "Buy the most basic ones first, and I will teach you how to cook home-cooked dishes later."
Wei Yi stayed by the side for a while, and asked, "I can't eat steamed buns with sauced meat?"
Did the child's reflex arc go around the moon before returning to land?
"No, not only sauced meat buns, you can't eat those snacks on the roadside."
Wei Yi drooped his head and said nothing, and asked after a while: "Then I can do it myself, can I?"
Chen Jifeng was overwhelmed by his words: "Yes, you can buy the meat and dough yourself, wrap as much stuffing as you want, and make any shape you want."
"But I don't know how to make buns." Wei Yi looked at him expectantly, "Brother, will you know how to make buns?"
"I, no, I will." Chen Jifeng's patience was overdrawn at a speed visible to the naked eye, even if the kid in front of him had a pretty face like a little angel, he couldn't stop him from trying to subdue the bear kid, "Little Weiyi, if you Mention the word 'baozi' again, and I'll make you into a bun."
Wei Yi blinked, then smiled slowly.
"I think you're so funny." Wei Yi slowly followed Chen Jifeng, watching him laugh out his tiny canine teeth, "Your jokes are all very funny."
Chen Jifeng took a deep breath, exhaled it, and said three times in his heart not to care about children, to be mature and to be self-controlled.
They hadn't been shopping in the supermarket for a long time, Wei Yi didn't eat lunch, Chen Jifeng chopped off the bread that was supposed to be lunch before he ate half of it, which directly caused him to be too hungry to walk after shopping in the supermarket for a while.Wei Yi walked slowly at first, and when he lost his strength, he walked even slower. In the end, it was almost Chen Jifeng pushing the cart, and the cart dragged Wei Yi.If it wasn't for the fact that Wei Yi was too old, Chen Jifeng would have picked him up, stuffed him into the car and pushed him away.
"I'm dying with you." Chen Jifeng went upstairs with the vegetables, angrily and funny, "Why are you acting so slow like a tortoise?"
Wei Yi stepped up the steps step by step after him, heard this and looked up at him, and said, "But I don't have anything to worry about."
Chen Jifeng took out the key to open the door, and said casually, "Aren't you in a hurry to study and work?"
"I didn't study and I didn't have a job."
Wei suggested that Chen Jifeng changed his shoes, took off his coat and went directly into the kitchen, then he also took off his cotton jacket and put it on the sofa, then walked into the kitchen.He seemed to like to run behind Chen Jifeng very much, like a slow little tail, dangling around at will, but the ultimate goal was clearly directed at Chen Jifeng.
Chen Jifeng washed his hands and began to skillfully wash the vegetables.He was methodical, and he talked to Wei Yi casually: "Without a job, where do you get money for food?"
Wei Yi stood by the refrigerator and watched him chop vegetables, his eyes were focused, as if he was very interested in Chen Ji's sharp knife skills.He looked at it carefully for a while before answering the question: "My family left some money for me."
"Does your family give you money every month to support you?"
Wei Yi shook his head, "No, no money."
Chen Jifeng threw the chopped vegetables into the vegetable washing basket, took out another piece of beef and began to trim the tendons, "The money will always be spent. If you don't have a job, you will have no source of income. How will you live then?"
"Hmm... I didn't think that much." Wei Yi was stopped by his question, and stroked his hair in confusion, messing up the short curled hair, "I don't speak Chinese well, maybe can not find a job."
Chen Jifeng was amused by his self-defeating attitude before he even started. He intentionally frightened Wei Yi, "If you can't find a job, you will have no money. If you don't have money, you will not be able to buy food. You can eat steamed stuffed buns with sauced meat, fried rice noodles, etc. Don't try to eat it."
Wei Yi looked at him with wide eyes: "But I have money now, and you won't let me eat it."
... This little kid, although his words are not smooth, his logic is surprisingly smooth.
In order to prevent Wei Yi from continuing to drag himself into the ditch, Chen Jifeng changed the subject in time: "So you don't plan to find a job? Or do you actually plan to live in Wuhe permanently?"
"I don't know." Wei Yi looked down at him cutting the meat, thought for a while, and said, "I should live in Wuhe forever, and I have no other place to go."
Chen Jifeng was slightly taken aback, but Wei Yi looked very natural, and there was no lonely or sad expression on his face.He thought for a while, and said, "I think what you said is right, I should find a job."
Chen Jifeng continued to be busy with the work in hand, and answered casually: "It's right to think so. What would you do? If your salary requirements are not high, I can also help you find a job."
"I can play the piano."
"Okay, what's the level of the piano?"
"How many levels?" Wei Yi didn't understand, "What level?"
"It's proof, proof that you play the piano well, that's all you need to look for when looking for a job here."
"Proof, are you talking about awards?" Wei Yi said worriedly, "I have them, but I didn't bring them with me."
"Then become an Internet celebrity? Internet celebrities can make a lot of money now, and they don't need any skills, as long as they look good."
"Internet celebrity?"
"It's an Internet celebrity. You record a video of yourself, sing, dance, tell jokes and so on, and then put it on the Internet. If there are many people watching, you will be a star on the Internet. You don't need to act if you look like you. Talent, just sitting there and blinking your eyes, someone will give you more gifts with stupid money, how about it, it’s easy to get money quickly, don’t be tempted.”
"Star." Wei Yi understood and shook his head, "I don't want to be a star."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Wei Yian stood quietly at the side, his eyes seemed to be watching him cooking seriously, but he didn't seem to be looking at anything, he just let his eyes stop at a random place, without paying any attention or thoughts.He was silent for a long time before slowly opening his mouth, "I don't know, actually I don't want to do anything right now. I'm just eating, sleeping, occasionally going out to the supermarket, and running."
Chen Jifeng glanced at him sideways, then turned around and continued chopping vegetables, with a normal tone, "Don't you still play the piano?"
"The piano... I don't have the same feeling as before, and I seem to be unable to play the piano, so sometimes I don't want to touch it."
"Really." Chen Jifeng piled the cut meat into a bowl and said, "Then come over and help me."
"Hit it?"
"Come and help your brother cook! Stand there for a long time and don't know how to help, why are you so unconscious?" Chen Jifeng stuffed the bowl of meat into Weiyi's hand, "Put starch and soy sauce, mix this bowl of meat well ,hurry up."
Wei Yi hurriedly came over with the bowl in his arms, "Xiang, which one is starch?"
Chen Jifeng brought him starch and soy sauce, and taught him, "Put this much starch, pour two spoonfuls of soy sauce, add some ginger, and knead it with your hands for a few minutes, so that the fried meat will be fragrant and tender."
Wei Yi nodded, while kneading the shredded pork clumsily, he whispered, "This procedure is so complicated."
"If you want to cook delicious food, you have to be meticulous. Isn't this the same for other things?" Chen Jifeng boiled a pot and heated oil. He stood in front of the stove with his back to Weiyi. Allowing him to stand alone, Chen Jifeng was tall with broad shoulders, and he seemed to be unable to stretch himself while standing there cooking.But he was very skillful in his actions. With the sound of oil and water colliding and exploding together, a scent of vegetables permeated the cramped space.
The range hood is a bit old, and the fan makes a rattling sound when it is turned on.Wei Yi looked at Chen Jifeng's busy back, and was distracted for a moment.
"Give me the meat... no, why are you in a daze again?"
"What?" Wei Yi came to his senses after the bowl was snatched from his arms, "I'm in a daze?"
Chen Jifeng angrily chased Wei Yi out of the kitchen, "The good shredded pork is almost crushed by you, do you want me to serve you meatball soup or something? Go out, don't block here and interfere with my performance. "
"Meatball soup?" Wei Yi looked left and right, "Is it delicious, can I have it now?"
"Do you think I look like meatball soup?" Chen Jifeng began to roll up his sleeves.
Then he threw Wei Yi out of the kitchen very quickly.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The source of inspiration and the common sentence patterns used by mothers in Northeast China to educate children:
"Mom, I want to buy a game console!"
"I see you like a game console."
"Mom, I want to buy a bicycle!"
"Do you think I look like a bicycle?"
Chen Jifeng replied: "Otherwise, you still expect me to turn into a Western food?"
Wei Yi shook his head, and looked at Chen Jifeng with admiration, "You know a lot of things, and you can also cook."
"It's so easy to cook, can't you?"
"I can only make meatloaf, soup, mashed potatoes, and toast, but I don't have that at home, the oven."
"Why do you want to buy an oven? Hurry up and buy the pots and pans." Chen Jifeng said and took Weiyi to the kitchen supplies area, "The ready-made chef is standing in front of you, why don't you take the opportunity to learn how to cook Chinese food with your brother?" , lest you only know how to eat salad bread all day long, and don’t appreciate the essence of Chinese cuisine at all.”
"I got it." Wei Yi said, "The buns with sauced meat are delicious."
"Sauce meat buns are delicious, can you eat them?" Chen Jifeng also had no temper, and taught him like an old mother: "You are young and in good health, but you can't make yourself like this? How can anyone eat badly while eating?" While taking medicine, and then continue to eat bad stomach? What are you doing, people are dumbfounded. Let me emphasize to you again, you are not as good as you, no.”
"No." Wei Yi nodded, pretending to listen, then turned to ask him, "What do you mean by making yourself?"
"It's just ruining, humiliating yourself, and treating yourself badly, understand."
Wei Yi nodded obediently, "Understood."
The two stood in front of the shelves selling kitchen utensils. Chen Jifeng took a set of woks and knives and said, "Buy the most basic ones first, and I will teach you how to cook home-cooked dishes later."
Wei Yi stayed by the side for a while, and asked, "I can't eat steamed buns with sauced meat?"
Did the child's reflex arc go around the moon before returning to land?
"No, not only sauced meat buns, you can't eat those snacks on the roadside."
Wei Yi drooped his head and said nothing, and asked after a while: "Then I can do it myself, can I?"
Chen Jifeng was overwhelmed by his words: "Yes, you can buy the meat and dough yourself, wrap as much stuffing as you want, and make any shape you want."
"But I don't know how to make buns." Wei Yi looked at him expectantly, "Brother, will you know how to make buns?"
"I, no, I will." Chen Jifeng's patience was overdrawn at a speed visible to the naked eye, even if the kid in front of him had a pretty face like a little angel, he couldn't stop him from trying to subdue the bear kid, "Little Weiyi, if you Mention the word 'baozi' again, and I'll make you into a bun."
Wei Yi blinked, then smiled slowly.
"I think you're so funny." Wei Yi slowly followed Chen Jifeng, watching him laugh out his tiny canine teeth, "Your jokes are all very funny."
Chen Jifeng took a deep breath, exhaled it, and said three times in his heart not to care about children, to be mature and to be self-controlled.
They hadn't been shopping in the supermarket for a long time, Wei Yi didn't eat lunch, Chen Jifeng chopped off the bread that was supposed to be lunch before he ate half of it, which directly caused him to be too hungry to walk after shopping in the supermarket for a while.Wei Yi walked slowly at first, and when he lost his strength, he walked even slower. In the end, it was almost Chen Jifeng pushing the cart, and the cart dragged Wei Yi.If it wasn't for the fact that Wei Yi was too old, Chen Jifeng would have picked him up, stuffed him into the car and pushed him away.
"I'm dying with you." Chen Jifeng went upstairs with the vegetables, angrily and funny, "Why are you acting so slow like a tortoise?"
Wei Yi stepped up the steps step by step after him, heard this and looked up at him, and said, "But I don't have anything to worry about."
Chen Jifeng took out the key to open the door, and said casually, "Aren't you in a hurry to study and work?"
"I didn't study and I didn't have a job."
Wei suggested that Chen Jifeng changed his shoes, took off his coat and went directly into the kitchen, then he also took off his cotton jacket and put it on the sofa, then walked into the kitchen.He seemed to like to run behind Chen Jifeng very much, like a slow little tail, dangling around at will, but the ultimate goal was clearly directed at Chen Jifeng.
Chen Jifeng washed his hands and began to skillfully wash the vegetables.He was methodical, and he talked to Wei Yi casually: "Without a job, where do you get money for food?"
Wei Yi stood by the refrigerator and watched him chop vegetables, his eyes were focused, as if he was very interested in Chen Ji's sharp knife skills.He looked at it carefully for a while before answering the question: "My family left some money for me."
"Does your family give you money every month to support you?"
Wei Yi shook his head, "No, no money."
Chen Jifeng threw the chopped vegetables into the vegetable washing basket, took out another piece of beef and began to trim the tendons, "The money will always be spent. If you don't have a job, you will have no source of income. How will you live then?"
"Hmm... I didn't think that much." Wei Yi was stopped by his question, and stroked his hair in confusion, messing up the short curled hair, "I don't speak Chinese well, maybe can not find a job."
Chen Jifeng was amused by his self-defeating attitude before he even started. He intentionally frightened Wei Yi, "If you can't find a job, you will have no money. If you don't have money, you will not be able to buy food. You can eat steamed stuffed buns with sauced meat, fried rice noodles, etc. Don't try to eat it."
Wei Yi looked at him with wide eyes: "But I have money now, and you won't let me eat it."
... This little kid, although his words are not smooth, his logic is surprisingly smooth.
In order to prevent Wei Yi from continuing to drag himself into the ditch, Chen Jifeng changed the subject in time: "So you don't plan to find a job? Or do you actually plan to live in Wuhe permanently?"
"I don't know." Wei Yi looked down at him cutting the meat, thought for a while, and said, "I should live in Wuhe forever, and I have no other place to go."
Chen Jifeng was slightly taken aback, but Wei Yi looked very natural, and there was no lonely or sad expression on his face.He thought for a while, and said, "I think what you said is right, I should find a job."
Chen Jifeng continued to be busy with the work in hand, and answered casually: "It's right to think so. What would you do? If your salary requirements are not high, I can also help you find a job."
"I can play the piano."
"Okay, what's the level of the piano?"
"How many levels?" Wei Yi didn't understand, "What level?"
"It's proof, proof that you play the piano well, that's all you need to look for when looking for a job here."
"Proof, are you talking about awards?" Wei Yi said worriedly, "I have them, but I didn't bring them with me."
"Then become an Internet celebrity? Internet celebrities can make a lot of money now, and they don't need any skills, as long as they look good."
"Internet celebrity?"
"It's an Internet celebrity. You record a video of yourself, sing, dance, tell jokes and so on, and then put it on the Internet. If there are many people watching, you will be a star on the Internet. You don't need to act if you look like you. Talent, just sitting there and blinking your eyes, someone will give you more gifts with stupid money, how about it, it’s easy to get money quickly, don’t be tempted.”
"Star." Wei Yi understood and shook his head, "I don't want to be a star."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Wei Yian stood quietly at the side, his eyes seemed to be watching him cooking seriously, but he didn't seem to be looking at anything, he just let his eyes stop at a random place, without paying any attention or thoughts.He was silent for a long time before slowly opening his mouth, "I don't know, actually I don't want to do anything right now. I'm just eating, sleeping, occasionally going out to the supermarket, and running."
Chen Jifeng glanced at him sideways, then turned around and continued chopping vegetables, with a normal tone, "Don't you still play the piano?"
"The piano... I don't have the same feeling as before, and I seem to be unable to play the piano, so sometimes I don't want to touch it."
"Really." Chen Jifeng piled the cut meat into a bowl and said, "Then come over and help me."
"Hit it?"
"Come and help your brother cook! Stand there for a long time and don't know how to help, why are you so unconscious?" Chen Jifeng stuffed the bowl of meat into Weiyi's hand, "Put starch and soy sauce, mix this bowl of meat well ,hurry up."
Wei Yi hurriedly came over with the bowl in his arms, "Xiang, which one is starch?"
Chen Jifeng brought him starch and soy sauce, and taught him, "Put this much starch, pour two spoonfuls of soy sauce, add some ginger, and knead it with your hands for a few minutes, so that the fried meat will be fragrant and tender."
Wei Yi nodded, while kneading the shredded pork clumsily, he whispered, "This procedure is so complicated."
"If you want to cook delicious food, you have to be meticulous. Isn't this the same for other things?" Chen Jifeng boiled a pot and heated oil. He stood in front of the stove with his back to Weiyi. Allowing him to stand alone, Chen Jifeng was tall with broad shoulders, and he seemed to be unable to stretch himself while standing there cooking.But he was very skillful in his actions. With the sound of oil and water colliding and exploding together, a scent of vegetables permeated the cramped space.
The range hood is a bit old, and the fan makes a rattling sound when it is turned on.Wei Yi looked at Chen Jifeng's busy back, and was distracted for a moment.
"Give me the meat... no, why are you in a daze again?"
"What?" Wei Yi came to his senses after the bowl was snatched from his arms, "I'm in a daze?"
Chen Jifeng angrily chased Wei Yi out of the kitchen, "The good shredded pork is almost crushed by you, do you want me to serve you meatball soup or something? Go out, don't block here and interfere with my performance. "
"Meatball soup?" Wei Yi looked left and right, "Is it delicious, can I have it now?"
"Do you think I look like meatball soup?" Chen Jifeng began to roll up his sleeves.
Then he threw Wei Yi out of the kitchen very quickly.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The source of inspiration and the common sentence patterns used by mothers in Northeast China to educate children:
"Mom, I want to buy a game console!"
"I see you like a game console."
"Mom, I want to buy a bicycle!"
"Do you think I look like a bicycle?"
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