Me, Metaphysics Changes My Life[Transmigration Book]

It wasn't until the crew left completely that the illusion that maintained the entire village was completely unraveled.

What appeared in Xie Bai's eyes was the dilapidated ruins that couldn't be any more dilapidated. Those bed frames and utensils were green and moldy.

His complexion was a little ugly, thinking that he had slept and eaten in this environment for nearly two days in the past day, not to mention the psychological shadow, he even wanted to vomit.

Suddenly, I became envious of those people who left happily and ignorantly.

He wasn't disgusted by superiors, but worried about what kind of bugs or rotten things he ate in his mouth.

The little monsters felt that human beings were just too many scenes, and said angrily that they didn't do shoddy things like human beings.

The village looks dilapidated, but the inside is not very clean.

They have laid a very thick meadow on the beds where these people sleep, and they have replaced wool, which is very warm. In addition to secretly getting out the dry food of the people in the crew to "makeover", the food is also because There are too many people who have to take out the food they used to stock up for the winter!

Although this is an "initial investment" to obtain the essence of these living people, they also spent a lot of thought, and they didn't really let them eat air and sleep on the ground, what else do they want?

I really don't understand you humans.

The wrinkled Granny Feng also said with a stinky face: "Don't worry, although I want the spirit of your living beings, it's not enough to abuse you in this regard. The ones you use are all made by me with the water of Xunxian Lake. Not only will it look, feel and taste normal, it will not affect your physical health."

Granny Feng's manipulation of the water of Xunxian Lake is at the full level. It is a small case to atomize the water of Xunxian Lake. The zombies behind the village are also phantoms arranged by her, and she can also "absorb" life through the attachment of the lake water. Human essence, and condensed into energy suitable for little demons to absorb.

Xie Bai's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Doesn't this mean that I can do the same in the future?"

The reason for saying this is that during the process of "bargaining" with the mountain gods and the others, Feng Po, the culprit who had greedy for Xie Bai's body several times, must also make an apology and compensation.

Xie Bo didn't care about the apology, but he was quite surprised by the compensation - it was a water-controlling bead condensed by Feng Po's years of practice!

It is said that with this bead, Xie Bo can manipulate water even with a mortal body.

After all, there are things like controlling water drops for media transformation.

Granny Feng was a little distressed when she brought this out, but thinking that the Mountain God had even given away her divine power, she couldn't be too stingy, lest she be looked down upon by others, saying that the people under the Mountain God's command are stingy.

She will be able to produce another one after another hundred or eighty years of practice—as long as she doesn't die, this time is not too long for her.

However, Granny Feng is not particularly kind. She needs to use mental power to control the water beads. Ordinary people...how much spiritual power can they have...

Granny Feng thought it easy, but this idea was completely broken when she sent it out to help Xie Bai and Zhu Shuizhu form a bond.

Although she only checked it out a little, Granny Feng's vast spiritual power made her unable to think of Xie Bai's idea anymore, and she felt faint regret for sending out the water-controlling bead.

Ugh.

But it was all settled.

Closer to home, it is precisely because it is not easy to catch a glimpse of Xie Bai, a mortal, and Granny Feng's attitude towards him is not as condescending as before. Hearing his complacent words, she just muttered: "You have a good idea, and you will become a big fat man in one bite." .Now that you can control a glass of water, that’s about it.” Well, forget it, anyway, her own ability is limited, and at most it can’t hold as much water as Xunxian Lake.

Before he finished speaking, he saw a half-meter-diameter water polo appear in front of Xie Bai, and Granny Feng's eyes almost popped out.

Wei Yan was quite happy: "This is more convenient than reciting mantras."

What he summoned by chanting a mantra was directly a water dragon, which was too destructive, so he generally wouldn't use it. After all, this world is so peaceful, even if there are demons and ghosts, they are just making trouble or being reasonable. , He felt that he also had to go to the countryside to do as the Romans do and be an ordinary and ordinary person.

Xie Bai, who didn't know what Wei Yan was referring to, was also very happy: "Then Ayan, I will get you water to drink in the future!" Completely forgetting that with their current conditions, there is no need to conjure water by themselves.

Wei Yan didn't dampen his enthusiasm, but instead enthusiastically offered a suggestion: "Actually, water and ice are also connected..."

Xie Bai was like a peacock who couldn't wait to show off in front of his sweetheart: "As expected of A Yan, what you said makes sense..."

"Wei Tianshi, my brother is here." Xu Zixiu's voice came from outside, Wei Yan and Xie Bai both looked over at the same time, but they forgot that there was still a big lump of water floating on Xie Bai's body. With such a sway of mental power, the water floating in the air scattered directly, almost drowning the brothers who came over.

Daoist Xu: "...is this a local welcome ceremony?"

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Daoist Xu originally came here for his worrying junior brother.

Daoist Xu Xu Zihao, because his master calculated that his junior brother might be in danger of his life, he hurried here according to the address that his junior brother had left before.

In the middle of the journey, Xu Zizhen couldn't be reached because he couldn't get through the phone, so he didn't rest on the way, and he came here overnight.

However, because Po Feng used the phantom array arranged by Crystal Orchid before, by the time he found the display, Xie Bai and Wei Yan had already negotiated terms with the mountain gods.

He didn't even have to close his tail.

Fortunately, after he asked about the situation, he finally found someone who could play a role: "Young Daoist Wei." Compared with Wei Tianshi, he personally thinks that Daoist Wei is still closer (Xie Bai: What are you and A Yan getting close to (╯‵‵ ′)╯) Some, "Are you trying to get all these little monsters out of the mountain?"

Wei Yan was taken aback: "What? Isn't it allowed?"

After all, he accepted the divine power of the mountain god as a reward, so he naturally wanted to arrange these little things.

And the greatest wish of these little monsters is to hope that human society will survive—otherwise, they would not know that the mountain god warned not to kill people before they fell asleep, and in the end they couldn't resist the temptation of transforming to attack them. .

But even though he wanted to help house these little monsters, Wei Yan didn't know what job was more suitable for them.

At this time, Xie Bai's knowledge and experience became evident. Just in the past few years, real-life secret rooms have been in full swing, so he planned to open up several office buildings to make secret rooms—preferably fantasy and mythological ones, so that little monsters can still be used as NPCs. Can go straight to the field without disguise.

After all, the youngest monsters are already over 50 years old. Since they want to enter the human society, of course they have to be counted according to the age of humans. Everyone is not a baby anymore, so they must work and support themselves.

But I didn't expect that before the teacher was successful... Daozhang Xu poured cold water on her.

The little monsters also opened their big and small eyes one after another, looking anxiously at the Taoist priest exuding air-conditioning—it's too scary, it's actually a Taoist priest, wouldn't they all be caught and beheaded?

"It's not forbidden, but since monsters want to live and work in human society, they also need relevant certificates. Otherwise, as black households, it is easy to cause problems. So for the sake of you, me, and everyone, they must first pass the customs and get a good demon certificate Just do it."

The little monsters who have been living in the deep mountains and old forests: "What? Good demon certificate?"

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In fact, the thing about "good demon certificate" also existed in Wei Yan's original world, but he didn't know what the rules of good demon certificate in this world were, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense.

As a Taoist priest with no feelings, Xu Daochang began to popularize science: "As the saying goes, there is no rule, and although it is difficult to become a master now, in fact, there are still about tens of thousands of monsters in our country. The number is much smaller than that of human beings. The identities are complex and the skills are different, so in order to maintain the harmony and stability of the society, it is necessary to carry out standardized management.

"The Good Demon Certificate came into being for this reason. Just as no matter what human beings do now, they can't do without ID cards. Naturally, monsters can't be black households when they walk in human society. Otherwise, how would they work and live in human society? Only A monster with a good demon certificate is a good monster who abides by the law."

Monsters have been easily tempted by human spirit since ancient times. Putting monsters in the crowd is like putting a fox in a chicken coop.

A squirrel demon with a big tail dragging behind his ass couldn't help but interrupted: "Then what kind of good demon certificate, do you have to be transformed into a human form to get it?"

Xu Daochang: "It used to be like this."

Granny Feng snorted coldly with a dark face—she knew that human beings are treacherous and unreliable!

The little demons in Xunxian Lake were all worried—they just couldn't change their human form, so they took the risk and wanted to suck the energy of living people!

"However, today is different from the past. It is not easy to transform into a monster, so the good demon certificate can be applied regardless of whether you can transform into a monster. If you transform into a human form, you can apply for an ID card. When the time comes human social life."

Possessed again, Feng Po said, "Then it's useless to say that the good demon certificate is useless. In the end, I still need an ID card."

Daoist Xu looked at Granny Feng for a few more seconds - he remembered what his younger brother said, the instigator of everything was this stubborn old woman: "It's not useless - if you have a good demon certificate, even if you encounter a Taoist monster , They will not do anything, but those who do not have a good demon certificate can only be killed directly, and there will be nowhere to avenge their grievances."

With so many little monsters gathered together, even if they are low in strength, their demonic aura cannot be concealed. If they encounter those monsters who see them indiscriminately and kill them first, the monsters will die unjustly.

Before he finished speaking, the little monsters were already trembling and hugging each other.

Even the white thorn who thinks he is dedicated to goodness hugs himself with lingering fear-he has no such good demon certificate, after all, he practiced honestly in the mountains a hundred years ago, and basically never met To human beings, after finally getting a feeling, they walked out of the place of cultivation and prepared to go through the catastrophe, but they were caught by human beings.

He originally thought that he could sleep peacefully by hugging one thigh, but who knew there would be risks!

Granny Feng felt that the request was too much and troublesome, she hesitated and said with a slumped face: "In this case, the cubs might as well stay in this mountain forest..."

After so many decades, they have come here, and the big deal is that they will not arrest living people in the future.

"But mother-in-law, we want to go outside and have a look..."

Granny Feng, who was dragged back by the little monsters, choked and said angrily, "If you go out like this, you will be arrested as monsters!"

The silly little monsters opened their eyes wide: "But we are monsters in the first place."

Granny Feng was so angry that she fell backwards, even though she had been dead for a hundred years, she also had the urge to have a cerebral hemorrhage.

Seeing Granny Feng like this, Wei Yan almost laughed out loud: "Hey, those who have a good demon certificate but can't completely transform themselves can also use their original form to live in human society, such as zoos, or pets... …To some extent, it’s not a very easy life to eat, sleep, and occasionally show cuteness to someone, isn’t it an easy life? Moreover, being liked by humans will also help the cultivation of monsters, although everyone’s There is only a little bit of liking, but now there are more than one billion people in Huaguo alone, and if you add up, it will be worth a lot."

Wei Yan drew a big cake for them—to be honest, he was not happy to let Granny Feng and the others stay in the mountains. Who knew if Granny Feng would want to seduce living people again one day?At this time, if there is one, it is difficult to guarantee that if there is no two, there will be three.

Instead of putting trust in others, it is better to cut off this possibility from the root.

Wei Yan doesn't know if this is the case in this world, anyway, his original world is like this, but since the "good demon certificate" has come out, the implementation of each is similar, right?

Wei Yan, who said this, can see some characteristics of a profession of faith from him. He is mysterious and especially deceptive.Sure enough, upon hearing Wei Yan's words, all the little monsters' eyes lit up.

You know, they want to go to human society not only because of curiosity, but also because it is not easy to find food in the mountains and forests every day, especially when the weather is bad, they can only go hungry.

Then they looked at Daoist Xu eagerly, wanting to be sure again.

Daoist Xu was overwhelmed by the hopeful gaze, but he still nodded, agreeing with Wei Yan's statement.

Now, all the little monsters are staring with longing eyes-oh my god, there are people feeding and drinking every day, so I don’t have to worry about food or drink. On days like this, I can [Super Loud.jpg]!

The author has something to say: Hahahaha my friend gave birth last night~

But it's a caesarean section, and the speed is still fast.

It’s a little princess who weighs 7.5 pounds. We waited eagerly for the photos in the group, but the baby was sent to the observation room due to a small situation, and we won’t be able to see it until a week later. Even the baby’s parents didn’t see it [Feeling It's a bit miserable haha]

The dry-pot rabbit meat I ate tonight was made at home by myself. The rabbits about two catties were bought and killed, and then the potatoes and lotus root slices were fried for a while, and then marinated. Put the rabbit meat in the oil pan and fry it for a while. After frying until it is slightly burnt, add potato and lotus root slices to mix, then add onions, celery segments and dry pot ingredients [Hahaha this is the soul, buy a pack of 6.9, two catties of rabbits are enough [Ready], add cucumber strips 1 minute before serving, stir evenly, sprinkle with white sesame seeds and take out of the pan.

还是很方便的，而且超实惠啊，整体下来大概50RMB左右，但是在外面吃，两斤的干锅兔少说也要快两百呢，小仙女们可以在家试试看哇感谢在2020-04-0100:00:00~2020-04-0200:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle at will;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!