Me, Metaphysics Changes My Life[Transmigration Book]

Children give people the impression that they are milky, and even their voices are cute and cute. Unfortunately, coupled with this weird face, Xie Bai's hairs stand on end, and he subconsciously said: "I'm a boy !"

Wei Yan: "..."

Shuai Shuai: "..."

Ghost Baby: "..."

After realizing what he said, Xie Bai cleared his throat, and was about to force himself to get rid of this inexplicable ghost baby. However, the little thing seemed to be completely unaware of Xie Bai's resistance, and stretched out to look at the chubby, actually cold baby. The blue-gray arms were about to wrap around Xie Bai's neck.

At the critical moment, Shuai Shuai, who still remembered to ask Xie Bai to burn Xia Weiwei's autographed photo for him, got up and stretched out his hand to pull the ghost baby over - since the ghost baby was naked, Shuai Shuai could only lift the other party by his feet, just like carrying the baby. Like a little frog: "Wouldn't it be you who caused the romantic debt?"

Xie Bai retorted without thinking: "Impossible!" The next second he turned to Wei Yan, "A Yan, you have to believe me!"

Wei Yan: "..." Why do you want me to believe you?

However, Xie Bo continued: "When you were in the supernatural space, you used the sun protection array..."

Wei Yan quickly interrupted him: "Okay, okay, I believe you."

And here, the ghost baby was separated from Xie Bai's body by Shuai Shuai, and he was about to go crazy instinctively, but before he got angry, Shuai Shuai gritted his teeth: "Little devil? Who are you shouting at?"

Guiying realized that his strength was crushing, and he didn't dare to make mistakes, so he could only cry and stretch out his hand in Xie Bai's direction: "Mom!" Mom save me!

Since his debut, Xie Bai has been called brother, son smashed, and husband, and has been sprayed with masks and vases by his opponents, but he has never been called "mother": It is complicated, and his heart is very complicated at this time.

Xie Bo: "Why did he call me 'Mom'? Am I so maternal?" After speaking, his brows were so wrinkled that they could catch flies.

Wei Yan: "Could it be the token of the ghost baby's mother on your body? Or maybe you just got her breath?"

Xie Bo: "Huh? But... I didn't see a pregnant female ghost today?" He can see ghosts even if he concentrates now, but he didn't see any special ghosts today, they were all ordinary wandering spirits.

Faced with Xie Bo's denial, Guiying stared at him with only the whites of his eyes, and called out stubbornly: "Mom."

Shuai Shuai turned the ghost baby's head around, showing a mouthful of fangs to scare the ghost baby: "Hey, quickly answer Brother Yan's question!" His attitude and tone were very arrogant.

The baby ghost was first shocked by the handsome ghost's aura, and then his small body froze, and then he opened his mouth and began to cry.

This crying was terrible, not to mention the shrill sound, the lights in the elevator began to flicker, and what was even more disturbing was that the elevator also began to shake a little...

Wei Yan: "Shuai Shuai, shut up this brat!"

Shuai Shuai, who was suddenly cueed: "Huh?"

Wei Yan: "Ah what, coaxing children!" He has no experience in coaxing children!

Shuai Shuai: "!" As if I have it!

At the critical moment, Xie Bai had to be reliable. I saw him grabbing Shuai Shuai's free hand, and then stuffing Shuai Shuai's finger...into the ghost baby's mouth .

Facing the surprised eyes of Wei Yan and Shuai Shuai, Xie Bo explained awkwardly: "Well, it seems that babies can be soothed with a pacifier if they cry more than just, but we don't have one now, so we just..."

Handsome and irritable: "Then why is it me, not you or...Brother Yan?"

Xie Bo became more and more confident: "Why am I willing to go to Ayan? What if this ghost baby is very cruel? As for me...my body is insured, and I don't know what this ghost baby will do to the body of a living person. Such an injury."

Shuai Shuai: "..."

Being gagged, the baby ghost began sucking subconsciously. At the same time, the elevator stabilized and the door opened. Looking at the scene of coming and going outside, they realized that the elevator returned to the place where they met the ghost just now. The floor up to the elevator.

Only this time, the people waiting outside the elevator were all real people.

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Shuai Shuai was stunned by the yang energy of so many living people, and this ghost baby was sucking on his finger, which made his eyes a little red from the pain.

Although this little thing has no teeth, its suction is so strong that it feels like your fingers will be sucked off.

But now there are living people in the elevator, and he was worried that throwing the ghost baby out would cause the same kind of elevator failure as before. Shout to another corner in the elevator: "Dad!"

"father!"

"father!"

Only the two of them and a ghost could hear the voice, so Xie Bai and Wei Yan unconsciously followed the voice, and what caught their eyes was an ordinary-looking young man who could even be considered ugly—— But even though he was ugly, his clothes were extraordinary, especially the glittering diamond-encrusted watch in his hand, which simply and rudely showed his wealth.

At this time, he was on the phone, but probably the signal in the elevator was not good, so the call was intermittent, and he was losing his temper: "You f*ck just count how many there are in total... Leave the other things to me... What lawyer? What documents are needed? ID card? Marriage certificate? Household register?"

Wei Yan signaled Shuai Shuai to let go of the ghost baby, and the ghost baby jumped at the young man without hesitation: "Father!" Who knew that when the ghost baby's little hand was about to touch the man's clothes, there was a sudden burst of Sanskrit sound, The baby let out a shrill scream of "ah" and disappeared.

Seeing this scene, both Wei Yan and Xie Bai stared.

And that man also seemed to sense something, looked around warily, but found nothing, only noticed Xie Bai who "stands out from the crowd" because of his height in the crowd.

Although Xie Bai was wearing a hat and a mask, he could tell he was a handsome guy just by looking at the exposed eyebrows and eyes. The man didn't know if it was Qiu Shuai, so he cursed softly and said "little boy".

Xie Bai frowned. It happened that the elevator had already reached the first floor at this time. The man was by the elevator, probably aware of the danger, and ran out in a hurry as soon as the elevator door opened.

Wei Yan and Xie Bai looked at each other at the same time, and they both saw the word "problem" in each other's eyes.

At this time, the elevator had already reached the first floor, and a few sporadic passengers left to go to the parking spaces. As soon as Xie Bai stepped out of the elevator door, he felt a cold mass behind him again.

The first time was born and the second time was acquainted, when he turned his head to look, as expected, he met a baby with only the whites of the eyes and no pupils grinning at him, the baby's mouth was split bigger than his head: "Mom! "

However, it may have been injured once, the voice of the ghost baby is not as full as before, and its size is also smaller, but this small refers to its body, and its head is still as big as before, which makes it even more deformed .

Perhaps because he still remembered what Xie Bo denied before, after calling his mother, Ghost Baby popped out a word: "Beautiful!"

Shuai Shuai chuckled: "Oh, this little guy has a big head but not a high IQ. Could it be that he subconsciously thinks that the good-looking one is his mother?"

Xie Bai's face darkened instantly.

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For his appearance, Xie Bai has always been very confident, and he even has a little-known hobby, that is, when he is free, he goes to his Weibo square, Twitter and other places to see what fans and netizens give him. All kinds of rainbow farts left.

But when he was mistaken for "mother" by Guiying because of his good looks, he felt that being too good-looking didn't seem so good.

It just so happened that Xie Bai didn't have an itinerary today, so Wei Yan simply decided to settle the matter of the little ghost baby—otherwise, according to how clingy it is to Xie Bai, it might not follow Xie Bai back.

After all, there are people coming and going in the hospital, so they can only choose to deal with it in the parking lot.

Since the ghost baby basically has no expressive ability, Wei Yan can only find a blind spot of the camera, and then use the Qiankun technique in his sleeve to take out a joss stick and a stick of incense, light it up and recruit ghosts.

Probably Wei Yan's incense candles are top-grade, and after only a few breaths of lighting, twenty or thirty ghosts have been attracted - these ghosts are different from the new ghosts who took the elevator to catch the bus bound for Huangquan before. Most of them are still obsessed or can't afford the ticket, and then wander around the hospital and nearby. They can be said to be "local snakes", and they don't know too much.

However, Wei Yan didn't invite a group of people to ask a group of people. He chose an old woman with an unattractive appearance-no one else, because she had a relatively large mouth, thin lips and gaps in her teeth. She was a typical gossip woman in her face. During his lifetime, there were eight or nine loudspeakers out of ten.

And when Wei Yan asked, it confirmed the precision of his vision.

"Oh, my lord, you are asking me the right person! No ghost knows this better than me! Probably yesterday, the pregnant woman was sent for first aid. It is said that she accidentally fell off a ladder while visiting the park. I fell down——that was miserable! Blood was all over my body! And I died within an hour of being sent to the emergency room. It is very dangerous for a woman to be pregnant, and it is even more likely to kill two people if she accidentally falls , It’s really pitiful, it’s been more than eight months, and it’s all washed up at once!”

Although it was a pity in the words, the eyes of the old woman were shining with gossip. After all, she and the pregnant woman were not related, and she had been dead for so many years, and she was used to seeing life and death in the hospital. , There is no extra sympathy at all.

"The corpse stayed in the hospital for one night, and then it seems that her family members took her to be cremated today. It was her husband who came alone. I heard that her parents were out of town. When the mother heard the news, she passed out and was also killed. Sent to the hospital, what a crime, that's why her parents didn't rush over... Well, I heard it when her husband was chatting with the doctor."

"If you want me to say, it's a pity that two lives were lost, but this pregnant woman is also restless herself - it's been more than eight months and she is still jumping outside. Isn't it good to stay at home and raise a baby? The old saying goes that unborn babies are all Seven lives and eight do not live..."

"Then do you know about her husband's situation?" Wei Yan interrupted the other party's rambling.

Interrupted from the gossip, the old woman choked, but she thought carefully for the sake of Wei Yan's momentum and the incense candle that made her covet: "Don't say it, the old saying goes 'a flower is fresh and fresh. fresh, flowers stuck by cow dung', that woman is really good-looking, like a flower, but her husband is very ugly, with drooping splayed eyebrows, a bulbous nose, and gaping teeth. Width!"

When she said this, the old woman curled her lips in disgust, as if she didn't notice that her teeth were also wide: "But she must be very rich! Otherwise, how could she marry such a beautiful wife! My lord, you haven't seen it. The pregnant woman is wearing jade bracelets on both wrists! The water head is very good!"

Jade bracelet?

Wei Yan's eyes froze, Yu Neng warms his mind and nourishes his soul... But before he could think about it, Xie Bai, who had been immersed in playing with his phone just now, turned the front of the phone to the old woman: "Does her husband look like this?"

"Yes, yes, I know you guys?" Although the old woman is old, she has good eyesight, and the ghost baby who was caught by Shuai Shuai is also playing: "Daddy!"

Wei Yan: "Where did you get the photo?" Could it be that it was secretly taken just now?But on second thought, Xie Bo secretly filmed what an ordinary person does.

Xie Bo explained to him in a low voice: "Didn't we meet in the elevator at the time? Then I found a similar picture on the Internet and Photoshopped it - this is a must-have skill for stars."

Other stars: We are not, we are not, don't talk nonsense.

After confirming who the ghost baby's father is, then the rest of the matter will be much simpler - seeing that the ghost baby is only talking about his parents, it must be because he misses his parents very much. , Just send the kid away.

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When Wei Yan and Xie Bo were looking for a father for the ghost baby, at the corner of Caishikou a few streets away from the hospital, Daoist Xu and Daoist Xu were holding a mahogany sword in one hand and a spell in the other. The pregnant pregnant woman with a strange smile sternly shouted: "Heaven meets the door, descending demons and immortals, destroying demons and fighting evil, eagles and dogs take the lead, the second general hears the call, stands in front of the altar, and obeys orders according to the law. Uncovered, supreme holy power, mighty and boundless, urgently follow the Northern Emperor's order!"

Almost at the same time as the voice fell, Daoist Xu pinched the vajra finger of the talisman into a gossip finger, giving the talisman the power to break evil, as the mahogany sword wiped by the talisman slid across the pregnant woman's head. The grinning pregnant woman suddenly froze all over, and then rolled her eyes and twitched, and then a figure of a long-haired female ghost floated out of her body angrily.

The author has something to say: Today’s weather has started to cool down again, and the sun was shining brightly yesterday, making the sand want to go enjoy the flowers~

Speaking of the sand, looking out from the window of the living room, you can just see the rapeseed flowers on a piece of wasteland not far away that were developed to grow rapeseed. It is a golden piece, hahaha, it can be regarded as a flower viewing...

称重了一下，真的胖了，所以忍不住拿出KEEP运动了一下，但是想到今天白天马上就要去做卤鸡脚卤鸡翅卤郡肝，突然就流下了减肥无望的泪水_(:з」∠)_感谢在2020-03-0100:00:00~2020-03-0200:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Mu Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang Sauce; 5 bottles of ten-year-life;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!