Me, Metaphysics Changes My Life[Transmigration Book]

The moment the flight carrying Xie Shasha left the territory of Huaguo, many practitioners in Huaguo, including Wei Yan, felt that the aura between the heaven and the earth seemed to be absorbed more easily.

Others don't know the reason for this, but they are delighted by the more convenient practice, but Wei Yan has a guess—this small world is originally based on the novel world to which Duan Qirui's hero and Xie Shasha's heroine belong. And the new world created by fusion and expansion.

Duan Qirui is the heroine of the urban cultivating cool novel, but Xie Shasha is just the heroine of the ordinary heart-wrenching reverse harem romance novel.

Moreover, judging from the audience and plot of romance novels, Xie Shasha is at a time when her charms are at its peak.

Therefore, this world unknowingly follows Xie Shasha's "standards", so those practitioners will feel that although there is a lot of spiritual energy in the world, it is difficult to absorb and use it for their own use.

But now, Xie Shasha has left the "plot" and heard that she plans to settle abroad and never come back. This world naturally takes Duan Qirui, the leading actor's "urban cultivator" as the background.

Since it is an urban cultivating immortals, it must be a hundred flowers blooming and a hundred schools of thought contending. Otherwise, the male protagonist can go to the sky with all kinds of spells, and the "plot" is not ups and downs and magnificent enough.

Therefore, it is also very important to let the practitioners become the "blockers" of the hero and improve their strength.

Of course, the above are all Wei Yan's own guesses, and he can't find anyone to verify it, and he doesn't plan to verify it.

Although he heard that something happened to Duan's family, Duan's father and Duan's mother were both hospitalized, and Duan Qirui seemed to be seriously injured (otherwise he wouldn't have expressed nothing in the face of his girlfriend's dejected move abroad), the family has a lot of problems. May have to spend the New Year in the hospital.

However, as long as they did not discover Wei Yan's identity, Wei Yan would not take the initiative to contact them.

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"What? Bai Ci, are you going to celebrate the New Year with Luo Niang and the others?" Wei Yan looked at Bai Ci, who had transformed from a white-bearded grandfather back into a big white hedgehog, and confirmed again and again.

What Wei Yan was talking about was the suburban villa where Xie Bo placed the little monsters brought from Xunxian Lake.

Probably because he has money and a lot of real estate, Xie Bo saw that most of these little monsters were working under him, so he simply waved his hand and built a row of staff dormitories outside the villa.

As for this villa, it was directly listed and opened for business as a small monster training institution—specially for those new monsters who want to enter human society life or experience, need to test, but don't know anything about the content of the test.

As for the trainer... Xie Bo "recruited" him from the post bar of the special department.

After all, everyone needs to have a good meal.

There are not many teachers, there are five in total, but they are basically mixed-blood monsters or pure-blood monsters. They are all the ones who have obtained the teacher qualification certificate in human society, so don't worry about their teaching ability.

What's more, Wei Yan had already sorted out a lot of exam outlines in order to hurry up. Even if these teachers' teaching ability is not good, it is still no problem to follow the gourd.

Also because of this quick success, in just a few months, this small training institution has become well-known among the monsters. In addition, Xie Bai is generous and can accept monsters that cannot transform into human forms. They arranged work, so more and more monsters came here after hearing the news.

As a result, Luo Niang and Feng Po, who had been helping in the Chuan Chuan shop of Wei's family, had to resign from that job and re-applied to take up the post of this training institution, no, it should be the principal of the training school (it is worth mentioning The most important thing is that Wei Yan is still the honorary principal here, because the first generation of students are all trained by him, and the pass rate is [-]%); Feng Po is where Luo Niang is, so he also competes for posts and becomes a training school logistics director.

Luo Niang and Granny Feng already had a lot of experience in managing little monsters at Xunxian Lake. After they were in charge of this area, Wei Yan didn't have to pay attention to these little monsters who had just arrived because they didn't know the rules. Make trouble.

On the contrary, the diners at Wei's Chuan Chuan shop said it was a pity, after all, Luo Niang is also an Internet celebrity waiter.

However, this feeling of regret quickly disappeared in the face of delicious food.

After all, Internet celebrity beauties can only enjoy the eyes, but delicious food can warm one's body and mind.

Closer to home, Xie Bai has already regarded this place as a new type of talent reserve base, no, the monster talent reserve base, the little monsters from Xunxian Lake were working hard in the escape room studio he prepared, and earned him quite a lot of money. profit.

Although the figures may not seem shocking enough compared to his other industries, Xie Bo knows that this is a good project worthy of vigorous development after thinking about the initial investment and calculating the ratio of net profit to cost.

Employees work hard for their bosses, and of course, bosses should also take care of their employees' welfare.

No, Xie Bo planned to give New Year's goods to the monsters over there before New Year's Eve, and then Bai Ci came to the door, saying that he wanted to celebrate the New Year with the monsters over there.

"Anyway, the clinic is closed for Chinese New Year, and I'll take a few days off. We're all monsters. It's more fun to live together!" Baici already has his own private clinic, and he's quite well-known.

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However, being famous also has its troubles. For example, I no longer have salted fish, and I am very busy every day.

This made Bai Daxian, who was used to a leisurely life in the wilderness, very uncomfortable.

It's finally the Chinese New Year, but it can be regarded as a few days to let yourself go.

And he heard that Wei Yan and the others planned to go abroad for a walk after the Chinese New Year - at the beginning Wei Yan promised his sister that he would go abroad to play if he performed well at the end of the semester, and it was time to fulfill his promise - but he didn't go abroad for the time being Qualifications, rather than staying alone with the vacant room when the time comes, it is better to come here early and have fun with everyone.

In fact, after a few days, the monsters here are very grateful to have white thorns here, otherwise...

Of course, no one knows what will happen in a few days. Wei Yan and Xie Bai dropped by the training school to deliver New Year’s goods, and had a lively lunch with the monsters in the training school. Then he was ready to go back home.

Today is the New Year's Eve, so of course the New Year's Eve dinner is to be eaten with my family.

Even Brother Huang and the driver are already on vacation, so Xie Bai drove the car along the way, and Wei Yan sat in the co-pilot.

Huadu in mid-winter is still very cold, not only cold, but also very windy.

The clouds are thick and leaden gray, and it feels like heavy snow is about to fall.

It snowed very early in Huadu this year, and this is not the first snowfall.

Wei Yan still remembers waking up one day, and suddenly found out that the window turned into a world covered in white.

Wei Yan traveled all over the world in the past, and even saw the aurora, not to mention the ordinary snow, so he was only slightly surprised, but the performance of the little girl Wei Yan was beyond his expectations—— Totally screaming and opening the window in my pajamas, trying to touch the snow that had piled up along the window sill.

Then he was stunned by the wind and snow.

Even so, the little girl didn't change her mind at all, she didn't even eat breakfast, she put on slippers and a coat, and ran outside. She couldn't wait to rush downstairs, and then cheered in the snow that could almost submerge her insteps.

"Wow~~~~~ It's really snowing!"

"Quick, look quickly, Snow!"

"Oh my god it's snowing!"

"what!!!"

To be honest, Wei Yan has never seen such a lively and excited little girl.

Not to mention him, even Wei's father and Shuai Shuai said they didn't - but in comparison, Wei's father's eyes lit up, and Shuai Shuai grabbed a coat and rushed into the snow after reacting.

Although he has become a ghost cultivator, he is also a ghost cultivator in the south!

Rounding is the same as the reaction of southerners when they see snow!

The behavior of these two people made Wei Yan inexplicably think of a stalk that was widely circulated on the Internet-[Southerners watch snow, northerners watch southerners watch snow][The most fun thing when it snows is not the snow, but the snow. It’s all kinds of screaming, cheering and fussing southerners].

If it hadn't been for the white thorn to boil a big pot of medicinal soup to warm up the body and drive away the cold, the little girl would probably be lying in bed for the next few days.

Wei Yan, who was thinking about her sister's cute behavior, was drawn back by Xie Bai's words: "A Yan, look... are there two...things following behind our car?"

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Xie Bai originally wanted to use "human" to describe it, but after thinking about it, at his speed, he still clings to him all the time. Even a sprint champion may not be able to keep up, right?

You know, since he discovered the abnormality, he has been changing lanes and making turns for several minutes, but the "thing" is still clinging to him, and he can't even shake it off.

Hearing what Xie Bai said, Wei Yan also raised his head and looked in the rearview mirror—as expected, two groups of gray things followed their car.

Is it a monster?

Or a ghost?

It’s not dark yet, and the human beings are full of yang energy on the 30th day of the Lunar New Year. How dare you come out so boldly?

"Brother Bai, slow down a little bit, let's solve it first." Wei Yan's exorcism coins were all in his hand, but when the two groups approached, he was shocked-"Why are you?"

As soon as the words fell, the two groups of gray things also caught up with Xie Bai's luxury car. They completely ignored the existence of the windshield and were about to crash in through the glass, and then... "bang" and "bang" Sound, was bounced away.

"Oh, you guys don't know, A Yan has set up a protective barrier for my car, and non-human beings can't easily break in." Xie Bai seemed to be sympathetic, but in fact Bel explained proudly——Yes, With such a cool boyfriend, you have to show it off, and you have to show it off when you get the chance.

At this time, the two groups of ashes had re-entered Xie Bai's car, and were forcibly fed dog food by Xie Bai.

For a moment, the two of them couldn't tell whether it was cold outside when it was about to snow, or the dog food slapped on their faces was colder.

"Xi, Nian, why did you come out at this time?" Wei Yan looked at them - a boy with a sky cannon pierced on his head, a boy with a plump body like a lotus root wearing only a red apron; A green-faced fang-toothed little monster with big eyes, blue skin and red flame-like hair, isn't it just an "acquaintance"?

That's right, it is the bellyband boy "Nian" and the monster "Xi" who only appear on New Year's Eve with Xie Bai's car.

"I just happened to meet you." Dudou Xiaotong said in a cute voice, as if he was drinking soda.

Wei Yan was surprised: "You can talk now?"

Wei Yan remembered that when he met in his hometown last year, the little guy could only express meaning with his eyes and movements, and his mouth was used for eating.

In other words, it is used to absorb the taste in food.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have happened last year, when a braised hoof with a honey red color and a tangy aroma was sneakily "eaten" by Nian Hexi, and the program staff bit it down, but it was tasteless and tasteless. .

Nian said: "I don't know what's going on, the spiritual energy between heaven and earth has increased, and Xi and I have also strengthened our strength. Before, we could only stay in those remote villages and towns that still had the Nian Beast belief, but this year But suddenly I can run around."

What he didn't have the nerve to say was that they ran around having fun at the beginning, but because they were neither evil monsters nor good monsters in essence, they still caused a little trouble by jumping around, and they were a bit pedantic They beat and killed them indiscriminately.

Although Nian Hexi is a man-eating monster in the legend, but as a new generation of monsters who were born under the red flag and grew up in Xinhua, they are more keen on all kinds of delicacies cooked from human hands.

Sweet and sour pork ribs, mullet egg soup, braised duck with three treasures in a pot, fried skirt with garlic seeds, safflower shark fin rice, isn’t it delicious?

There are also braised pork, lion head, abalone and sea cucumber Buddha jumping over the wall... Compared with these countless delicacies, what are those sub-healthy human beings who have no salt and no taste, excessive heavy metals, poor fat ratio, and various chronic diseases? edible?

Nian and Xi were only able to come out for a few days during the Chinese New Year. Naturally, they didn't want to waste in pointless fights with those guys who couldn't make sense, so they got bored and ran around, and accidentally ran to Huadu.

There are outstanding people here in Huadu, and there are many masters here. They are worried that they will encounter more unreasonable people, but it will be the New Year's Eve soon, and they are really tired from running, so they seek shelter everywhere.

However, those who are not familiar with the place of life, the powerful big monsters are very territorial and arrogant, and the strength is average and half-baked. Fortunately, their noses are good, and they smell familiar smells. Thinking of receiving Wei Yan's favor last year , so I subconsciously went to look for him again this year.

The author has something to say: Aunt Tiger’s most commonly heard version of the story: Aunt Tiger is a tiger spirit. In the process of spiritual practice, she has to eat children in order to become fully human, so she went down the mountain to find children to eat.

After going down the mountain, it hid outside a house and eavesdropped, knowing that the mother was going out and there were only three siblings in the house, two older sisters and one younger brother, so the tiger spirit turned into an aunt and tricked the child to open the door and enter the house go.Sleeping until midnight, Aunt Tiger ate her younger brother and made a sound of chewing. The two sisters asked Aunt Tiger what she was eating after hearing it. They pretended to go to the bathroom, and then hid in the tree outside the door. When Aunt Tiger found out that she was going to eat her, they cleverly asked Aunt Tiger to boil a pot of hot water (otherwise said it was hot oil) for her, and asked Aunt Tiger to put her The hot water was hung to the tree for her, and she wanted to jump into the pot by herself. When Aunt Tiger hung the hot water to the tree with a rope, the two sisters told Aunt Tiger to close her eyes, open her mouth, and pour the hot water into the pot. In Aunt Hu's throat, Aunt Hu died.

However, in the story about Aunt Tiger that Shazi heard from his grandma when he was a child, Aunt Tiger is not a tiger spirit, but a monster, especially the scene where she chews a child’s finger, which is really super scary.

PPS: Today is a personal holiday, haha, whether it is a pair of little fairies or a single little fairy, happy holidays~

节日留言送小红包，大家一起快乐哇~感谢在2020-05-1900:00:00~2020-05-2000:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!