You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

It is normal to have some strange unspeakable reactions in the morning, Xiao Ming comforted himself.

What's more, Yan Shu next to him was naked, almost sleeping on Xiao Ming's body, with the man's head resting on Xiao Ming's shoulder, and his long arms across his chest.

The shoulder was pressed by Yan Shu, Xiao Ming had no choice but to raise his head with all his strength, trying to drive the left half of his body to push the man to the right.

After finally lifting his head, what he saw was a bruise on the man's back.

Xiao Ming was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he fell asleep in the bathtub last night, and he didn't know how the man carried him out of the bathtub, and he didn't wipe the medicine that he had promised.

The sense of guilt shrouded Xiao Ming's head like a dense dark cloud again. Xiao Ming pressed his head back on the pillow, feeling uncomfortable.

Speaking of guilt, but it seems to be more than guilt, I just feel a little bit of pain in my heart.

The man in his sleep seemed to be aware of his intolerance, like a large, docile, clingy and coquettish animal, itchy and rubbed against his shoulder a few times.

Xiao Ming's heart softened, and he couldn't bear to wake up the man.

Not daring to do anything else, Xiao Ming closed his eyes and summoned Calabash Baby in his mind to expose his family.

The seven gourd babies were running around in his mind innocently with their feet scattered, laughing like silver bells.

The gourd baby in my mind was tired from running, so she fell down and lay down together.

——Hey hey hey hey!They were already very revealingly dressed, why did these gourd babies suddenly start picking off each other's clothes?

It's fine if you take it off, what are the brothers doing hugging each other so lovingly?

Wait, wait, where are the hands of these horny gourd babies?

Xiao Ming blushed, opened his eyes suddenly in fright, and the terrifying picture in his mind suddenly disappeared from his eyes.

At this time, Hotel Verona.

360 woke up early in the morning, opened the curtains and walked to the small balcony with carved railings, 360 stretched, and looked down at the imitation tropical jungle scenery below this high-end resort hotel.

A cold voice suddenly came from the side: "Are you following me?"

360 looking for prestige in the past.

There are only two luxury suites on the top floor of the hotel, each with an attached balcony. On another balcony three meters away, a man with his upper body naked stands.

The man has black and thick hair, three-dimensional facial features, and a pair of sharp black eyes hiding cruelty. The man has a slender and powerful body, revealing a firm belly and a lean waistline.

Gu Xichen was exuding low pressure. He had asked someone to investigate this person named Liu Ling yesterday. Except for his ID card, all other information about this person was blank. He had no relatives, no education, and no trace of his life. It seems to be a person who fell out of thin air.

It is not known who was sent to approach him.

Gu Xichen snorted coldly, no matter who sent it, this person is too stupid to be stupid.All records are erased, isn't that telling him that this person named Liu Ling is suspicious?

A surge of anger surged up and down in his chest, and Gu Xichen couldn't explain why he was so angry, but there was no trace of it on his face.

"Oh," Gu Xichen leaned sideways on the balcony railing, "I didn't expect you to be quite capable. You can find out that I live here, and you even came here."

360 stared at the exhibitionist who suddenly appeared on the opposite balcony, and the two were relatively speechless.

Gu Xichen's moderately thick red lips were pursed into a line full of sarcasm: "Why, it was exposed by me..."

It's not over yet...

360: "Who are you?"

Gu Xichen: "..."

360: "Borrow a mobile phone, brother."

Gu Xichen half-closed his eyes: "Don't you know me? You borrowed my cell phone?"

360 asked back: "Is it not possible?"

Gu Xichen: "..." It seems that it is not impossible...

Gu Xichen: "What if I don't borrow it?"

360: "I'm so pretty, why don't you lend me?"

Gu Xichen: "..." Suddenly, there was no reason to refute.

This man named Liu Ling stared straight into his eyes with big innocent eyes, his eyes were clear and clean, Gu Xichen turned his eyes away, and snorted again, he really wanted to see what tricks this man was up to. .

Turn around and grab the phone from the bed, go to the balcony and throw it over.

The silver phone drew a beautiful parabola, 360 jumped into the air, then spread his hands, and landed steadily with his back facing Gu Xichen, with a very chic posture, and slowly turned his head.

The brilliance of the dawn playfully danced on the boy's chestnut hair, his neck was soft, his chin was raised high, and the mobile phone was firmly held in his mouth. The boy seemed very satisfied with his skills, and his face was full of pride. .

The young man was in high spirits, his side face was covered with a light layer of golden light, Gu Xichen shook his head.

However, such a beautiful scene was destroyed by 360 in a short while.

360: "Ugh, it's so unpalatable."

Gu Xichen looked at the mobile phone that was spat out by 360 and soaked in unknown liquid.

"..."

Fortunately, the mobile phone is waterproof, 360 thought while pressing the numbers, and it is also fortunate that I worked so hard to get Xiao Ming's phone number when I left school yesterday.

Inside Yan Shu's room, the sound of "buzzing buzzing" came from the left side, Xiao Ming's ears moved, and he turned his head to look.

Strange, how did his mobile phone get to the bedside table?

Xiao Ming muttered, stretched his hand vigorously, hooked his fingers, and finally reached his mobile phone.

unknown number?

Xiao Ming pressed the answer button, covered his mouth with his hand, and lowered his voice: "Hello, how are you?"

"Spicy...Xiao Ming! I am Principal Xue!"

The mobile phone in Xiao Ming's hand almost slipped out, why did the principal call him?

But why does the headmaster's voice sound younger than before?

On the other end of the phone, Gu Xichen looked at 360 who was pretending to be old, and let out a low air pressure again. This person was clearly lying, but his face was calm, as if it was a matter of course.

That little face was fair and clean, not even a trace of blushing could be seen.

Little liar, Gu Xichen cursed secretly.

"Principal? Are you looking for me?"

nonsense! 360 rolled his eyes, Xiao Ming hasn't read books or newspapers for so many years?How can you ask such a stupid question?

"Xiao Ming, I saw that you and Yan Shu have a good relationship yesterday." 360 whispered on the other end.

"Um... that, no, nothing."

"Tell the principal obediently, what is the relationship between you two?"

The principal didn't misunderstand something, did he?Wouldn't it be because he thought he was affecting the image of the school and wanted him to drop out?

Xiao Ming said anxiously, "Principal, we don't, it doesn't matter."

360 was very angry, and Xiao Ming could hear a "slap" on the other end through the phone, the sound of slapping heavily on something, followed by the shaking sound of "creak-cheep--" and then a cracking sound. The sound of howling wind came out of the sky.

Gu Xichen, who witnessed the whole process, was secretly surprised, because 360 ​​slammed on the railing in a rage, and a large section of the railing broke under brute force!

It was too late to catch the railing that was about to fall down the stairs. 360 lowered his body and caught the railing with his foot in time. The pure iron railing was much heavier than it looked, which made 360's center of gravity unstable and was brought down. The whole person fell straight downstairs!

At this critical moment, 360 moved quickly and freed one hand to grab the protruding edge of the balcony so as not to fall off. The other hand was still holding on to the phone persistently, and shouted at the person on the other end of the phone:

——"It doesn't matter if it's been one night? Is there any responsibility and responsibility that a man should have?"

People are dying, still on the phone?

Gu Xichen took a breath, even though he knew that the little liar in front of him was sent by one of his enemies to approach him, but seeing the young man hanging in mid-air, his heart also trembled.

The height of the 34th floor, if you are lucky, you will be broken into slag if you fall, but if you are not lucky, there will be no slag left.

It's good to die cleanly, Gu Xichen thought hard again in a blink of an eye, it would save him from doing it.

360 was still heartbroken to the person on the phone: "I'm really disappointed in you!"

Xiao Ming on the other end of the phone opened his mouth wide, and it took him a long time to hold back a monosyllabic word: "Gah?"

I thought so, but my body was out of control. Gu Xichen visually measured the distance between the two balconies, and was about to use his strength to jump over, when 360 began to shake his body slightly in mid-air, and then the body shook more and more, 360 With a strong force, the railing hooked on his feet was thrown into the room from behind, and there was a "crackling" sound of breaking. At the same time, 360's arms slightly exerted force, and he did a backflip, drawing a perfect arc in the air , and landed firmly on the balcony.

"You are still young, you can't just think about yourself as a human being, you should also look at the world and the future occasionally, properly think about the school and the thousands of students in the school!"

After standing still, 360 seemed to have nothing happened, and patted the dust that did not exist on the trouser legs.

On Xiao Ming's side, even though he was covering the receiver tightly with his hand, the loud crackling noise accompanied by the principal's voice of hating iron and steel still passed through many obstacles and leaked out from the receiver. Yan Shu, who was sleeping beside him, was shocked He frowned, his eyes were still closed, and he muttered vaguely, "It's so noisy."

The man didn't wake up, and his voice was low and hoarse, nasal and sexy. The 360 ​​on the other end of the phone had very good ears. Hearing this, he couldn't help showing a faint smile.

Hey, hey, hey, the after-sales service should be almost done, and his big job is finally settled!

360 raised his voice, "Not bad, not bad! The school will grant you a holiday these two days, so spend good time with Yan Shu, and forget about those irrelevant things like studying."

"But, but..."

"Promise the principal, don't just take care of your heart, the most important thing is to take care of your kidneys, okay?"

"That's it, I'll hang up first."

"School..." Xiao Ming looked at the beeping phone, why is studying so irrelevant?The principal was a little strange today. Xiao Ming, who was confused, called the counselor again, and then asked for a morning's leave in a serious manner.

360 threw the phone back to Gu Xichen, and saw that the man's hand moved, and the phone was firmly held in his hand.

Gu Xichen's eyes were gloomy.

Being so calm and skilled when encountering danger, could it be that he came to assassinate him?

Then why expose it in front of your own eyes?Who sent Liu Ling, and what's the purpose?

Gu Xichen couldn't figure it out more and more.

360 had no idea what the "neighbor" on the opposite balcony was thinking, and just turned his head to look at his messy room.

Fortunately, he has an unlimited credit card. Rich people have confidence.

360 let out a satisfied sigh.

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