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Yan Shu fell asleep.

Xiao Ming looked at the untouched bowl of porridge, feeling a little helpless.

Obviously just wanted to coax the child to drink a bowl of porridge, but ended up coaxing the child to fall asleep.

Xiao Ming: I'm probably the worst dad in the world.

360: Don't question yourself, come on, be firmer.

Xiao Ming's system is a mouthful.

The scary thing is that Xiao Ming can't beat it.

It's okay if you can't fight, but you can't kill him.

Xiao Ming said with emotion: All my muscles have grown in vain.

Your good teammate 360 ​​gave you a new title [Zhen Bai Zhan Ji Xiao], please confirm whether to check it?

Xiao Ming made the child lie down, covered him with a quilt, and then resignedly brought a broom to clean up the spoon and porridge on the ground.

Xiao Ming: My baby is suffering today.

360: Bear with it, you'll get used to it soon.

Xiao Ming: Do you think my baby is too easy to coax?

360: Does your shoulder still hurt, pig.

Xiao Ming: No, I mean what I said last, he seems to believe it.I never thought about what if I lied to him?

360: Are you?

Xiao Ming: ...No.

360 was silent for a long time before saying: Your baby is a good boy.

Xiao Ming: That is, it doesn’t matter whose family it is.

Xiao Ming's buttocks went up to the sky, and he was about to kiss the moon's lips.

The moon who got slapped: Pooh!

After Xiao Ming cleaned up, he squatted beside the child's bed and looked at Yan Shu with his chin on his face.

Xiao Ming: As expected of my son, he looks like his father, tsk tsk tsk.

360: Yes, you can give birth, can you share some experiences?

Xiao Ming: Go, go, go, kids, don't be ashamed, don't ask if you shouldn't.

360: ...

Xiao Ming leaned forward, gently pinched the child's face, and said with a silly smile, "Hey, my son."

360: ...

After posting the nympho, Xiao Ming quietly left the room drooling.

I didn't see the child who was supposed to be sleeping soundly in the house opened his eyes, and a gloomy light flashed through his eyes.

After leaving the room, Xiao Ming felt a little hungry.

Glancing at the night outside the window, where should I go to find food in the middle of the night!Xiao Ming worriedly opened the refrigerator.

Um? !What's this? !

The refrigerator, which was much taller than a person, was filled with food, and all of it was already prepared.

Xiao Ming stood on tiptoe and took a look. The top layer contained all kinds of appetizers, including foie gras truffles, caviar seafood platter, creamy mushrooms, vanilla scrambled eggs, and a few dishes that he couldn't name.

The lower layer is soup, red and yellow, all kinds of colors, put together like a rainbow.

Then there are vegetables, baby cabbage in soup, kale with garlic, fried purple cabbage, and his favorite tomato cauliflower, yes, this layer is very down-to-earth, Xiao Ming nodded in satisfaction.

The next two floors are the staple food, one is Chinese style, the other is Western style, lobster cheese baked noodles, garlic scallop steamed vermicelli, black pepper steak, seafood tomato sauce pasta...Xiao Ming felt dizzy and dizzy. Drooling and looking down.

Further down are all kinds of desserts, matcha red bean mille crepe cake, strawberry mousse, Napoleon cake, the bottom layer is fresh seasonal fruits, and the side next to the refrigerator is filled with high-end drinks from various countries. Xiao Ming couldn't even read it.

It is said that the refrigerators of rich people's villas are always empty?What about the rich people who agreed to go back to the deserted big house and open the refrigerator and feel, "Life is so cold, everyone loves my money, and no one ever cares about what I want"?

It was only then that Xiao Ming remembered that there were fourteen villas under the original owner’s name, because Tang’s mother didn’t know which villa Tang Sui would be in someday, and Tang Sui hated someone watching him in the house, so Tang’s mother gave each villa a Ten aunts were arranged, each with unique skills.Fourteen villas, none of which were left behind.Every morning, the aunts will go to their respective positions, four for cleaning and cleaning, and the remaining six for cooking, three for Chinese and two Western, and one for dessert. The refrigerator will be filled with meals for the day before they leave together.

The way this family spoils children is really unacceptable.

Xiao Ming was a little confused: 6, didn't you find the child when the aunt came to do the cleaning this morning?

360: Do you think the aunts are as stupid as you?They dare not open the door when it is closed, and they only clean the room with the door open.

Xiao Ming praised the professionalism of the aunts.

After figuring it out, Xiao Ming smiled at the food in the refrigerator, then rubbed his hands obscenely, and sighed, "Oh, which plate is better for the first visit, don't worry, babies, one Take your time, hehehehehehehehe..."

360: ...

After finally finishing the delicious food in the refrigerator, the bulging Uncle Xiao piled the dishes into the kitchen sink, comforting himself that the cleaning aunts will come to clean them tomorrow.

Thinking of this, Xiao Ming worried again: 6, what about the room full of blood? Will my aunt think I'm a pervert when she comes to clean it tomorrow?

360: You are.

Xiao Ming suddenly realized: Yes, the original owner is a pervert, so I will open the door next door later and let my aunt deal with it, haha.

After figuring it out, Xiao Ming faced another dilemma: Then where should I sleep?Sleep with the child, what if he kills me in the middle of the night, don't sleep with him, what if he kills himself in the middle of the night?

360: You don't need to sleep.

Xiao Ming: Hehe, you are awesome.

360: Let's share a room with the child. You are a poor life. If you die, you will die.

Xiao Ming thought about it, and finally resigned himself to moving the bedding to the room where the child sleeps and laying it on the floor.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Ming was woken up by the humming and chirping of a child on the bed.

Startled, he hurriedly got up and turned on the bedside lamp, only to see that under the warm light, the child's brows were tightly furrowed, as if he was enduring some great pain, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat.

Xiao Ming patted Yan Shu's hot cheek, and called his name in his ear, trying to wake him up.

The child groaned, and then slowly woke up, but his eyes were still slack.

Xiao Ming patted his face again, and asked, "Yan Shu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that Yan Shu didn't respond, Xiao Ming put his forehead against the child's. The child's heat was transmitted through his forehead, and his breath sprayed on his face, which was also warm.

Sure enough, the child had a fever.

In the middle of the night, you can't still disturb Uncle Sun, Xiao Ming is in trouble.

Relying on his previous experience, Xiao Ming fetched a pot of hot water, went to the cabinet to find a new shirt, went back to the bed, and wanted to untie the child's shirt, but the child was unconscious from the heat, but at this time Clutching the collar of his shirt tightly, whimpering like a small animal, he murmured "No."

Xiao Ming had no choice but to hold the child in his arms and patted it repeatedly, "Shu'er is good, no one will hurt you anymore, Shu'er is the best, Dad will protect you."

It wasn't until the person in his arms calmed down that Xiao Ming gently unbuttoned the child's shirt, quickly wiped the child's body with a towel soaked in hot water, and finally put on a new shirt.

After doing all this, Xiao Ming hurriedly put the child back on the bed and covered him with a quilt to avoid catching cold.

Just as Xiao Ming was sitting on the ground and resting, a 360 voice suddenly sounded: Hey, expert.

Xiao Ming was also a little dazed, why did this series of actions look so familiar?

It seems that someone fell ill like this in a trance, and he stayed by him all night and took good care of him.

Who is that person?

Xiao Ming's head hurts, and he can't remember.

360 interrupted Xiao Ming's distraction: Didn't Dr. Sun leave the medicine today?Get something for your child, be professional, okay?

Thinking of the medicine that Uncle Sun left before he left, Xiao Ming slapped his head, his own pig brain.

Xiao Ming took a cup of warm water from Pidian, took apart the pills and was about to help the child get up to take the medicine when he suddenly remembered: 6, do the pills need to be taken after meals?

360: Look at the medicine box.

Xiao Ming picked up the medicine box, and it was written on the side: Take it after meals, three times a day, two pills each time.

Xiao Ming picked up another box, and went downstairs to scoop up the porridge with his mouth curled up.

Fortunately, the porridge cooked in the afternoon was still in the rice cooker. He is really a boy with foresight, and Xiao Ming was moved to tears.

Knowing that the child might not be able to eat it, Xiao Ming scooped up thin porridge water, trying to let the child swallow it without chewing.

When he returned to the room, the child seemed to have fallen asleep, breathing clear and shallow, and whimpering from time to time.

Xiao Ming could only wake him up again, and half-deceived and half-coaxed the child to drink a few sips of porridge and water, and then downed the medicine.

Xiao Ming was about to put away the bowl when the hem of his clothes was pulled. He looked back and saw Yan Shu's eyes were tightly closed, his brows were wrinkled, and he said softly, "It hurts."

Xiao Ming's heart hurt so much, he knelt on the ground, stroked the child's soft hair, and asked softly, "Where does it hurt?"

The child stopped talking again, only clenched his teeth, and the cold sweat on his forehead was painful.

If the child doesn't speak, Xiao Ming can only guess.

"Is it a headache?"

Yan Shu shook his head.

"Do you have a stomachache?"

After asking several times in a row, the child shook his head, and Xiao Ming became anxious, "Where does it hurt? It can't be the butt, can it?"

Now, the child stopped shaking his head, and blushed to the point of bleeding.

Xiao Ming blushed with a "bang": 6, what should I do if the child's butt hurts, wait online!