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Today's headlines:

#Shocked people!A college student who wants to be dissatisfied late at night, actually does this kind of thing to the professor in his class? ! #

#夜黑风高, there was a blushing voice on the playground!Seeing it makes my whole body boil! #

#After watching, 13 billion people are silent!Professors from various colleges said that they must wear condoms when they go out. The reason is...? #

The school's official Weibo exploded.

All kinds of information flooded in.

It is rare that a few rational people said that this is all groundless, and it cannot be fully believed.

At this time, many people jumped out, saying that they heard some shy voices when they passed the playground that night, and thought they were some couples playing field games.

To everyone's shock, Professor Yan was late for class today? !

This is the first time ever.

Careful people also found that Professor Yan always rubbed his waist unconsciously with his left hand when he was in class today.

The students below all realized it.

Xiao Ming sat below, looking worriedly at the man's injured waist.

It's really his fault.

Blame him for bringing breakfast to the man this morning, what to add is not good, he insisted on adding three eggs to the soy milk.

It's fine if you add eggs, but he just wanted to tell the man about the rumors, causing the egg whites to spill out.

Egg White's vengeance was so heavy that the man slipped and broke his waist.

360: Don't blame the egg white, it's all sprinkled in the soil, how can it be slippery?

Xiao Ming didn't even admit it, Yan Shu fell because of him.

360 said frankly: "Spicy chicken, it's because of how you are?"If it wasn't for you hugging Yan Shu's leg and insisting on wiping it clean for him, why would he fall down?

After a while, 360's faint voice sounded: "Ming, look, Yan Shu will be unlucky as soon as you get close to him, why don't you choose another person you like, look to your left, how handsome that young man is."

Xiao Ming didn't know why 360 was so persistent, but subconsciously looked to the left.

Seeing Xiao Ming looking over, the buddy on the left grinned. Layers of fat on his face surged up and clamped the mung bean eyes tightly. A few nose hairs dangled outside the deep black hole-like nostrils. His teeth were red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. , Various colors of vegetables make a show, showing people the richness of their breakfast.

Xiao Ming stared at the man on the podium with a stiff neck.

He wanted to purify his wounded eyes and soul.

Xiao Ming is currently a man of influence in the school, who doesn't know him.

Seeing Xiao Ming looking over, Sun Guangying on the left thought for a moment about Xiao Ming's rape of Professor Yan last night, thinking that Xiao Ming had gone crazy again, and he understood.

So Sun Guangying, who would be wrong, came over, put his hand on the back of Xiao Ming's hand, and said with a lewd smile, "Hey, brother is pretty handsome, for the sake of your appearance, I can also consider it later. "

Xiao Ming moved his butt to the right.

The person on the left didn't give up, so he reached out to touch Xiao Ming's big white steamed bun.

Before Xiao Ming had time to throw it away, a foot kicked hard, and Sun Guangying was caught off guard and fell on the person on the left, crushing the face of an innocent passerby.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes wide, and saw Yu Fan standing on his right, with a gloomy face, and cursed, "Damn, are you disgusting, Xiao Ming is a scum like you who can tease Xiao Ming?"

People in the back row took out their phones one after another, the annual campus drama.

Unexpectedly, Lian Liancao was also fascinated by this coquettish bitch named Xiao Ming.

Just now when Yan Shu was giving a lecture on the stage, the corner of his eyes flicked in Xiao Ming's direction from time to time.

The boy opened his mouth halfway, raised his head and looked at him without blinking.

It made him feel that the pain in his waist was not so unbearable.

Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming...

Where did you hear this name?

While he was puzzled, he turned around and wrote a few words on the blackboard, and when he turned around, he saw the little gestures made by the person next to Xiao Ming.

A wave of anger rose from his heart and gradually filled his chest. Before he could react, Yu Fan stood up.

The classroom is a mess.

Yu Fan stood in front of Xiao Ming like an old hen, looking directly at the boys and girls in the classroom, "Tsk, you guys! You spread fake news everywhere before you figured it out, why don't you show some shame!"

"Who said it was fake?"

A deep voice came from behind, and Yu Fan froze.

Xiao Ming turned his head and opened his eyes wide. The slender eyes were stretched round at the moment, full of surprise, and looked very cute.

Yan Shu shook his head.

In a daze, he saw a gurgling stream in front of him, and a young man in red stepped on the water with his back turned to him. The stream just covered his fair ankles, and the transparent water smeared thinly on his exposed calf.

The vermilion is reflected in the shallow brook pool, very eye-catching.

After recovering, Yan Shu looked gloomy, and glanced at Xiao Ming with an unclear expression.

Gathering his mind, Yan Shu stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Ming's hand, and said in a deep voice, "I didn't say anything, it's not your turn to comment."

The eyes of people in the classroom are about to fall out.

Yu Fan was confused, and looked at Xiao Ming in disbelief, "Damn...you really did it..."

Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming to his side, and looked down at Sun Guangying coldly.

Sun Guangying's knees were weak and he couldn't stand still.

The man had a ruthless expression, exuding such a terrifying and bloodthirsty aura, as if he was going to suck his skin and drink his blood.

Not at all like what an ordinary university professor should look like.

Such an aura, even Sun Guangying's own father, who has been in the military camp for decades, can't compare to it.

Sun Guangying froze into a ball.

Yan Shu snorted coldly, resisting the desire to strangle him to death, "This class will be given zero points. If you make another mistake in the future...heh."

Before Sun Guangying rolled his eyes and passed out, Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming and walked out.

As soon as the two left, the noise in the classroom resumed in a flash.

A few girls bit their handkerchiefs and beat the wall, wailing, "Oh my God! Professor Yan was just so handsome!!!"

"Why! All the handsome people are going to fuck! God is not fair!!"

Sharp-eyed people also noticed it: "Professor Yan doesn't look like he was raped!"

"I'm not surprised that Professor Yan took the initiative!"

As soon as these words came out, the people around couldn't help thinking about it, and their nosebleeds flowed all over the place.

It took a long time before someone wiped the blood under the nose and cursed, "...I'll go! It's too hot."

Yu Fan stared at the backs of the two leaving without saying a word.

Xiao Ming was pulled and had to trot along the way to keep up with Yan Shu's pace.

Pulling Xiao Ming back to the dormitory, as soon as the door closed, Yan Shu stretched out his arms, surrounded Xiao Ming on the door, and stared at Xiao Ming with a stern face.

Xiao Ming felt terrified at the sight.

The man narrowed his eyes, a little puzzled, "...Xiao...Ming?"

Before Xiao Ming could nod his head, the man suddenly stretched out his hand, tremblingly traced Xiao Ming's eyebrows and eyes, the corners of his eyes were red, and said in a low voice, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming...is the right half of the sheath... ..”

"Ming and Ming have the same pronunciation..."

The man seems a little crazy.

"It's you..." Yan Shu covered his eyes suddenly, and said with a low smile, "I gave you the name...how could I..."

Xiao Ming was horrified: 6, this can't be schizophrenia, right?My name is from my grandfather!

360: Thinking about the good, maybe your grandpa got upper body?Well, it is also possible that Yan Shu has delusional disorder.

The man lowered his head and leaned against Xiao Ming's neck, his breath was hot, and his breath hit Xiao Ming's collarbone, which was moist and warm.

Xiao Ming thought that Yan Shu might be a demon, "Yan, Professor Yan, would you like, uh, some hot water?"

360: It's obvious that gay people are gay, but they still have a straight man's thinking. It's amazing, my Ming.

Yan Shu grabbed Xiao Ming's wrist and said in a daze, "You didn't call me like that before..."

Xiao Ming was pleasantly surprised, Yan Shu remembered now!

"Small it?"

Seeing that the man didn't respond, Xiao Ming continued to try, "Prince? Bingshan? Lady? Doctor?"

Yan Shu frowned, his face full of gloom, "Who are they?"

Xiao Ming is stupid, he has only experienced so many worlds, he can count them on his fingers, how could he be wrong?

Yan Shu pressed his cold forehead against Xiao Ming's, "In the past, you always called me Ashu."

Seeing the man's appearance of never letting go until he achieves his goal, Xiao Ming bit his head and called out, "Ashu."

Yan Shu was still not satisfied.

The boy in his memory was full of joy when he called him, he looked like a proud and willful little peacock, and then he would plunge into his arms.

As if he understood something, the man lowered his head and firmly held Xiao Ming's wrist, "You forgot about me."

His wrist hurt slightly, Xiao Ming twisted his hands to try to break free.

"You forgot me."

Anger was burning in his chest, Yan Shu hugged Xiao Ming, threw him on the bed, leaned over to hold him down, and bit Xiao Ming's lip hard.

The man's anger was mixed with the biting, the hot lips pressed tightly against it, and the soft tongue swiped in the mouth arrogantly and greedily, Xiao Ming only felt the burning pain in his lips and tongue, and after a while, he tasted the smell of blood.

When Yan Shu left Xiao Ming's lips, Xiao Ming's mouth was already swollen.

Xiao Ming felt dizzy all over.

Yan Shu felt a prickly pain in his heart, and the man begged, "I was wrong..."

"...I always feel like I've lost something, but I can't find it anyway..."

"Are you blaming me..."

"...you remember me."

The man's eyelashes were wet, and he gently pressed his lips against Xiao Ming's mouth, sucking gently, his movements were gentle, and he was no longer as violent as before.

Xiao Ming was a little out of breath, his eyes were empty and his face was full of confusion.

But......

He has never forgotten it, so how can he remember it?

The author has something to say: Hey babies, are you confused?

Hey, I'm afraid that some baby will guess it!Impatient