You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Qing, the boss in the dormitory, feels that something is wrong with Xiao Ming recently.

After participating in the recruitment of Jinjiang's smile value acquisition staff, I came back completely dejected.

Like a plant without sunlight, a few originally green leaves turned yellow and drooped in the soil.

The other two people who are more talkative in the dormitory have gone out to play with their daughter-in-law, and he and Xiao Ming are the only ones left in the dormitory.

It's impossible to go on like this, Zhang Qing picked a day to block Yu Fan.

"Brother, are you free recently?"

Yu Fan's eyes twitched, "Not for sale."

Zhang Qing stretched his head out of curiosity, "What are you selling? Brother, do wechat business?"

Yu Fan felt that he had gone out of his way recently.

In the toilet naked, Xiao Ming hugged his thigh several times. After Xiao Ming left, his old friend came.

This time it was even more extreme.

Seeing that Yu Fan didn't answer, Zhang Qing continued, "What are you selling?"

Blue veins popped out on the corner of Yu Fan's forehead, "Brother, if you have anything to say, can you wait until I finish stretching?"

Why don't you let him take a shit?

What did he do wrong?

Yu Fan raised his head, silently shedding a drop of fairy tears.

Zhang Qing rested his elbows on the partition, leaning half of his body into the toilet next door.

"Hey, brother, you are big? It just so happens that I am too."

Yu Fan: "..." Then you should pull you hard.

Zhang Qing didn't give up: "Brother, you haven't told me what not to sell."

Yu Fan: "..." Does it mean that you won't let me go to the bathroom properly unless I tell you?

Yu Fannu: "When you ask me this kind of question in this kind of place, don't you just want to ask me if I will sell my ass, no! Did you hear me, I said, no, sell it!"

Yu Fan was so angry that he let out a "puff puff puff".

Hearing the words selling ass, Zhang Qing lost his grip and fell off the partition.

Finally, I can go to the toilet properly.

Yu Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly exerted himself.

After a while, there was a rustling sound, and another head poked out from the partition.

"Brother, have you misunderstood something?"

Yu Fan slackened his strength, and the thing that had just popped a head shrank back.

Yu Fan: "..." Me, shit.

Zhang Qing explained, "That's right, Xiao Ming seems to be in a low mood recently."

Yu Fan held back his anger, "So he sent you here to spoil my mood?"

Zhang Qing: "I see that you coaxed him very well before, and I want to ask you to enlighten him."

Yu Fan: "...Hehe, do you think I will agree to this?"

Zhang Qing said frankly, "Yes."

Seeing that Yu Fan didn't speak, Zhang Qing scratched his head in a daze, "Isn't it? Why? We are all in the same class, shouldn't we help each other?"

Yu Fan: "...Brother, please, wait for me to die first, okay?"

Zhang Qing disagreed: "Poop can be done later, what if Xiao Ming can't think about it?"

Yu Fan wanted to struggle again, but the stock in his stomach had been exhausted by him.

Yu Fan silently lifted his pants, flushed the water and opened the toilet door to go out.

Seeing Yu Fan coming out, Zhang Qing hurriedly jumped down from the partition and grabbed Yu Fan's hand, "Good buddy! You are such a good person."

Yu Fan didn't expect that the first time he was issued a good person card in his life was under such circumstances.

At this moment, Xiao Ming was lying dead on the bed in the dormitory.

When he woke up this time, he went straight back to the real world.

He asked what happened to 360.

360 is ambiguous: I will let you come back after the machine is repaired.

Xiao Ming was puzzled: Then why are you still here?Won't be with me forever?

360: Tsk, look at you, your thinking is quite beautiful.

360 gave full play to its professionalism and explained it well: the idea of ​​the R&D personnel at the headquarters at that time was that the hosts coming out of these worlds would be more or less affected by virtual reality, bringing the emotions in each world to real life, The confusion and gap between virtual and reality will make the host resentful, which in turn will affect the life of the host.So this time, the person who needs to eliminate the resentment value is you.

Xiao Ming: I don't have any grievances to dispel.

360: How come, there is no goal in the real world, and this is the root of your resentment.I can only go back to the headquarters when your resentment is gone.

So Xiao Ming went back to the dormitory very depressed.

Although the world didn't finish everything, Jinjiang still paid him the full amount in order to compensate him.

For some reason, Xiao Ming couldn't be happy about the extra 100 million US dollars in his account.

360 is relieved, the headquarters is not bankrupt, which is great.

Xiao Ming turned over on the bed and buried his face in the pillow.

In reality, does Yan Shu really not exist?

Xiao Ming: 6, why don't you tell me two jokes?

360: If it was useful, I would have said it earlier, hot chicken.

After a few days of analysis, 360 figured it out: Ming, the way to eliminate your resentment in this world is actually not difficult.

Xiao Ming was in high spirits: Oh.

360: What do you think, how did you get the value of your resentment?Isn't it because there is no such person as a target in reality, you are in debt.

Xiao Ming still didn't move: Oh.

360: Ming, let’s download Momo.

Xiao Ming wonders if Momo is the real headquarters of 360.

360 is sorry: Recently, the headquarters has a cooperative relationship with Momo, and asked us to help with a small advertisement.

Just as Xiao Ming was laying his body on the bed, the door was knocked open with a "bang".

Zhang Qing rushed in: "Xiao Ming! Look who's here!"

Xiao Ming raised his head weakly.

Yu Fan was startled.

In just a few days, Xiao Ming has lost weight like this.

The flesh on his face was gone, his face was blue, his eyes were dull, and his eyes were black and blue.

Yu Fan turned to Zhang Qing: "...Amazing, did you fight?"

Zhang Qing slapped Yu Fan's back with a big palm, "What are you talking nonsense, brother?"

The strength came from his back, Yu Fan staggered, he felt his lower abdomen sink and his chrysanthemum tightened, and he was caught off guard.

Yu Fan covered his back with an ugly expression, "Brother, I'm going to the bathroom first."

Seeing that Yu Fan's expression was really bad, Zhang Qing mercifully let him go.

Yu Fan rushed out the door.

He and Xiao Ming were the only ones left in the dormitory. Zhang Qing touched his nose, then patted Xiao Ming's bed, and asked, "Xiao Ming, what's the matter? Why did you come back like this?"

Xiao Ming lost his strength and fell back on the pillow, "It's nothing..."

No, I can't handle it myself.

Zhang Qing went out again to arrest Yu Fan.

This time Yu Fan cleverly hid in the toilet of the dormitory and continued to squat, but Zhang Qing couldn't catch him.

At night, Chen Bin came back.

As soon as the door was opened, Chen Bin started chirping, "I'm going, let me tell you, when my wife and I made out in the playground when we came back, someone interrupted us solemnly, saying that we can't do it in public. To do such a shameless thing."

"I said which thing is fine? I care so much. I looked up and wanted to fight back. In the end, guess who I saw?"

Xiao Ming was not in the mood, and neither was Zhang Qing.

There was silence in the dormitory, but this did not affect Chen Bin's performance.

"Let me tell you, I looked up, oh my god, it turned out to be Professor Yan Da, who is so handsome in our English literature course! Fortunately, I have strong determination, otherwise I would have pounced on it! "

So handsome that he exploded, and his surname is Yan?

Xiao Ming jumped down from the upper bunk and grabbed Chen Bin's collar, "Who are you talking about!"

Chen Bin stretched out his head and looked at Xiao Ming's face, "Xiao Ming, why are you so thin?"

Xiao Ming's breathing accelerated, and he swallowed, "You just said, what's the full name of Professor Yan?"

Chen Bin was surprised, "Professor Yan Da is so handsome, can you forget his name?"

Zhang Qing interrupted: "Bin, you forgot that Xiao Ming was late that day?"

Xiao Ming shook Chen Bin, "Professor Yan's full name, is it Yan Shu?"

Chen Bin nodded: "How do you know you're late?"

Xiao Ming didn't answer, turned around, picked up his coat and ran out, heading straight to the school playground.

The two people in the dormitory were left scratching their heads.

The author has something to say: the title is correct, (1) and (2) in the real world are in the first two chapters of the article

It's almost over, haha ​​babies are not surprised, happy or not!

Hee hee, it will be updated every other day in the future, this world makes me take a good look at the outline.