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Xiao Ming woke up and felt that this was really a happy morning.

Off-white sunlight came in from the window, and the brown clock on the wall stretched out. The room was quiet, and only the shallow breathing of him and Yan Shu could be heard.

Most importantly, no one touched his face this morning.

Xiao Ming was very moved.

360 admired Xiao Xue who was able to harden after seeing Xiao Ming's sleeping ugly face.

360: Comrade Xiao Xue is not only blind, he may also be blind.

Xiao Ming automatically ignored 360's words, and secretly moved forward, staring at the man's sleeping face, feeling sour and sweet in his heart.

Since coming to the world, he hasn't slept with a man for a long time.

360: ...Isn't it just a matter of two days?

Xiao Ming suddenly became coy: 6, why did Yan Shu sleep in the same bed as me?You say, is he, um, that, to me...

360 straight to the point: no.

360 was too inopportune, it strangled Xiao Ming's provocative words to death.

Xiao Ming: 60, you say I beg Yan Shu, will he agree that I will sleep here from now on?

360: Let me think about it...do you have a knife in your hand when you beg him?

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

360: I suggest you buy another grenade, which has a higher success rate.

Xiao Ming: ...I really want to...but where can I buy the grenade? Is there a link?

360: Okay, you poor man, I have a link, do you have money?

Xiao Ming: ...

The existence of 360 made Xiao Ming's sense of happiness slightly lowered by a percentage this morning.

Just when Xiao Ming was talking nonsense with 360, the man caught off guard and opened his eyes.

Xiao Ming didn't have time to restrain his expression, he froze on the bed.

Yan Shu had just had a somewhat absurd dream, and was frowning at the moment, his eyes were not yet in focus.

Seeing the man's frown, Xiao Ming thought he was showing his feet. In a hurry, he slapped Yan Shu on Yan Shu's face like Xiao Xue, and mumbled, "Sleep!"

360: ...

In the end, instead of knocking the man out, it woke him up.

Xiao Ming cried, hesitated, and encouraged himself again, planning to do it again.

This time Yan Shu firmly grasped Xiao Ming's hand that was waved down again.

The man looked angry, with a gloomy face and bulging veins on his forehead.

Xiao Ming hesitated, took a deep breath, and began to drooling with dull eyes.

Yan Shu was about to open his mouth to reprimand, but the scene of the flames in the dream appeared before his eyes again, in a sea of ​​burning flowers, there were two people cuddling each other silently.

Who is in the fire?

Who is the person in his arms?

Yan Shu let go of Xiao Ming's wrist, and pressed his throbbing aching temple.

Xiao Ming was moved by his acting skills: 6, look how much I pretend!You fooled Yan Shu!

360: Like.

Xiao Ming was very pleasantly surprised to get the affirmation from 360.

360: Shit.

Xiao Ming: ...

360: It's obviously the true color of the actor.

Just when Xiao Ming was still immersed in his acting skills, the man turned over and sat up.

Pulling Xiao Ming into the bathroom, Yan Shu quickly squeezed the toothpaste onto the toothbrush and handed it to Xiao Ming.

There used to be a toothbrush standing in the cup, but now this toothbrush is leaning arrogantly in Xiao Ming's palm.

Two people, one toothbrush.

Realizing what he had done, Yan Shu's pupils shrank fiercely.

My own movements are very smooth and natural without thinking, as if I have done it many times before.

Yan Shu's expression was ugly, and he said "Swipe by yourself", turned around and went out the door with the key.

Xiao Ming was a little confused with the toothbrush in his hand: 6, you are not testing me again, are you?

One person discussed it carefully, and decided to still adopt the strategy of remaining unchanged.

So when Yan Shu came back after buying a new toothbrush, he closed the door, and before he went to the bathroom, he saw Xiao Ming reflected in the mirror.

The boy was staring at the toothbrush in his hand with a serious face.

360: People are coming, people are coming!

Seeing an extra figure in the mirror out of the corner of his eye, Xiao Ming quickly let go of his gaze.

Xiao Ming was angry, and complained to 360: Why do you do a surprise attack!It's too foul!

360: ...Then next time, I will tell you before asking the target to make a surprise attack.

Yan Shu stepped into the bathroom, took the untouched toothbrush in Xiao Ming's hand, pressed Xiao Ming's cheeks with one hand, and opened Xiao Ming's mouth.

The strength of the man's hand was not gentle, but the movement of grabbing the toothbrush and stretching it into Xiao Ming's mouth to brush his teeth was cautious.

Xiao Ming raised his head and opened his mouth to cooperate, "Ah——".

The pink lips are open, the teeth as white as broken jade are full, and the bright red tongue lies softly on the bottom.

The man's expression was gentle and focused, Xiao Ming's nose was sour, and he turned his eyes away.

When will a man remember him?

After packing up, Yan Shu led Xiao Ming to the cafeteria for breakfast.

For the reason of pretending to be stupid, Xiao Ming kept his mouth open all the way, and his cheeks were extremely sore.

The chef in the cafeteria in the hospital is very dedicated, and prepares the same dishes for three meals a day.

Xiao Ming chewed the Hanamaki steamed bun in his mouth, and looked at the man's dinner plate with envy.

The man was unmoved.

Xiao Ming looked behind the man, suddenly showing a trace of panic.

Yan Shu's heart tightened, and he looked behind him.

Xiao Ming was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, he took the opportunity to grab a handful of fried meatballs from Yan Shu's dinner plate, and randomly stuffed them into his mouth.

When Yan Shu turned his head, Xiao Ming looked calm, just lowered his head and gnawed on the steamed bun.

But there were only four fried meatballs on the plate, and now there is only one left.

360: ...

Xiao Ming's hand holding the steamed bun was still stained with dark brown sauce. Yan Shu glanced at it, but finally couldn't hold back, and put the last crispy yellow meatball on the plate into Xiao Ming's plate.

Xiao Ming, who finally had meat for this breakfast, was very satisfied.

However, lunch was not so good.

The man didn't know where he went, so Xiao Ming had no choice but to eat the steamed buns by himself.

Halfway through the gnawing, a shadow cast down, covering Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming thought it was Yan Shu who came back, and raised his head happily.

I saw Xiao Xue grinning, pointing her black nostrils at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming shivered and covered his cheeks tightly in fear.

"Go back, go back." Xiao Xue muttered vaguely.

Xiao Ming didn't hear clearly.

Xiao Xue grabbed Xiao Ming's arm and dragged Xiao Ming back to the room without saying a word.

Xiao Ming struggled desperately at the door, refusing to go in.

The door creaked open, and the nurse poked her head out from inside, and said with a smile, "Little Xue is so good, you brought him back."

Seeing that Xiao Ming was confused, the nurse explained with a smile, "That's right, it's time for you to get the injection, Xiao Ding. I'm busy with this and I can't get away, so I have to ask Xiao Xue to help me take you away." coming."

The nurse lady patted Xiao Xue on the head, "Xiao Xue is so good, so good, go and play."

Xiao Xue ran away obediently.

The nurse lady dragged Xiao Ming into the room, pushed Xiao Ming to sit on the chair, and comforted him, "This is just a sedative medicine, it won't hurt, Xiao Ding, don't be afraid."

Xiao Ming was afraid: 6, I’m not sick, so random injections won’t cause problems, right?

360: Who was unable to restrain himself when he saw the thong yesterday?

Xiao Ming stopped talking. It was the original owner's body that was sick, and it was still unclear.

The cold pillow pierced into the blood vessels on the back of the hand, and the cool liquid flowed into Xiao Ming's body bit by bit along the thin pillow.

There is not much injection, and the injection will be completed in a short while.

The nurse lady was surprised that Xiao Ming didn't cry or make a fuss today, and praised Xiao Ming several times.

Xiao Ming was very proud, and went out bouncing around.

At a corner, a big hand with distinct bones suddenly appeared, pulling Xiao Ming to the other side.

Xiao Ming was inattentive and almost tripped. Just as he was about to break away the hand that was tightly grasping him, he looked down and saw a little pink mole on that wrist.

Xiao Ming collected himself and stared at the back of the person in front of him without struggling.

Yan Shu walked in a hurry all the way, and when he got back to his room and locked the door, Xiao Ming was already panting and out of breath.

Looking back, Yan Shu stared at Xiao Ming's face with a serious expression.

Xiao Ming looked dull-eyed, his nose was red from the cold just now, and the crystal clear snot came out of the slide.

The snot slowly flowed down the crowd, and soon it would flow into the mouth. The people around him sighed and walked away.

Xiao Ming quickly grabbed his sleeves and wiped his nose clean.

When the man came back, he was holding several jellies of different colors in his hand.

The little jelly lay obediently in the man's palm, icy cold and slippery.

Xiao Ming furtively stared at it.

"Want to eat?" The man seemed to have expected Xiao Ming's reaction, and handed the jelly in Xiao Ming's direction.

Xiao Ming gnawed on his fingernails, struggling in his heart: 6!The enemy is too cunning!

360: ...spicy chicken.

Xiao Ming is unhappy: I haven't been captured yet, why are you scolding me?

360: Will you eat it if I don't scold you?

Xiao Ming couldn't help but glanced again: 6, a fool eats a few jellies and doesn't reveal anything, right?

360: ...spicy chicken.

Xiao Ming resigned himself to being very happy, and happily took the jelly handed over by Yan Shu.

Tearing off the thin transparent wrapping paper, some sweet juice overflowed, Xiao Ming pursed his mouth and took a sip, then opened his mouth wide and took a bite.

The jelly in his mouth was full of elasticity, soft and smooth, Xiao Ming narrowed his eyes.

"You don't have to pretend, I know you're pretending to be stupid."

With a thud, a bite of jelly fell to the ground, covered in dust, and rolled to the man's feet.

Xiao Ming didn't dare to breathe, and wanted to struggle for a while longer.

No one in the room spoke, Xiao Ming licked his dry lips, and the sound of swallowing was very clear.

Yan Shu frowned, stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Ming's wrist, "You..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ming rolled his eyes and fell into the man's arms.

"Stop pretending," Yan Shu said helplessly.

Xiao Ming held down his accelerating heartbeat, he couldn't breathe, he just felt as if a hand was grabbing his head and pulling his body back hard.

The pain filled Xiao Ming's eyes with tears, and he couldn't see the man's face clearly through his blurred vision.

Jelly, poisoned?

The person in his arms was stiff, his hands and feet were twitching non-stop, and the appearance of lying in his arms with his eyes closed coincided with many fragments in his memory.

His lungs were blocked by a mass of heavy iron, Yan Shu panicked for no reason, and tightly hugged the person in his arms.

can't go.

Can't...leave me.

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