You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Finally seeing off Uncle Sun, Xiao Ming collapsed on the sofa.

Xiao Ming: Acting is exhausting.

360: When did you act?Why didn't I see it?

Xiao Ming changed his sitting position, alas, the sofa is so soft.

360: The porridge is getting cold.

Xiao Ming: Huh?

360: Stupid.

Only then did Xiao Ming remember that the porridge he cooked was left uncovered in the kitchen, so a carp turned over, Xiao Ming jumped up and went straight to the kitchen.

Xiao Ming put the porridge in the rice cooker to keep warm, while flirting with 360.

Xiao Ming: Ah Lu, I decided to conquer my son with my cooking skills.

360: You can conquer him with your explosive laughter.

Xiao Ming: ...

360: I advise you to study how to make fancy explosions, maybe you can even make a whole fireworks show.

Xiao Ming: ...

360: It's best to blow your son up, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Xiao Ming: Tong'er, do you have a problem with my jokes?

360: I have a problem with you as a whole.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming (looking at the sky): So why do I have to find abuse and 360 for sex?

360: Because you are cheap.

Xiao Ming decided to have a cold war with 360.

If a time limit can be added, he hopes it will be 1 years.

360: I can't stand staying with you for a day, and you still want to tie me up for 1 years?

Xiao Ming didn't reply, because he and 360 are still in the cold war.

Even if there is no cold war, Xiao Ming can only do a little bit.

Xiao Ming returned to the room, knelt on the edge of the bed and got close to his son's face. Small fluff could be seen on his porcelain-smooth face. Because of the fever, his little face was flushed.

Really like a peach, Xiao Ming thought.

Xiao Ming (rubbing hands): My son is so handsome, hehehe.

360: ...

Suddenly thought of something, Xiao Ming lifted the child's quilt to see if there was any bleeding.

Fortunately, it's okay, Xiao Ming exhaled, and when he was about to cover the quilt back, he saw the child opened his eyes.

Xiao Ming was excited: "Son! You finally woke up!"

The child's eyes slowly focused, and when he looked up to see Xiao Ming's movements, a small face suddenly flashed fear, fear, nausea and shame, and curled up his body, screaming with a broken voice, "Get out!"

Xiao Ming was taken aback, his action looked really beastly, so he quickly covered the child with a quilt, and pressed his whole body on the child, lest he move too much and the wound would open again.

"Don't move around, or the wound will open again." Xiao Ming said hoarsely.

Originally, the throat was damaged, but after the slap just now, the child's throat can no longer make a sound.

He glared at Xiao Ming viciously, as if he would fight him desperately if he made any moves.

"I won't do anything to you, don't be afraid."

Xiao Ming tried his best to smooth his son's hair, but at this time the child suddenly stretched out his head, opened his mouth on Xiao Ming's shoulder, and bit down fiercely!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

At this time, 360's cold electronic sound also sounded.

——The plot of this world is about to be sent, please be prepared.

How are you preparing for the drama?

Before Xiao Ming had time to ask, the familiar pain came out of his mind again. Xiao Ming twitched from the pain and couldn't even speak.

Probably because he was tired from biting, the child soon lost his strength. Taking advantage of this time, Xiao Ming got rid of the child's teeth, and suddenly collapsed on the bed, covered in sweat.

Xiao Ming: 6, why did you treat me like this.

360: To make your son happy.

Xiao Ming wondered: Didn't he just wait for an opportunity for revenge?

360: I said you are always entangled with this, is it interesting?Would you be happy knowing that?

Not only did Xiao Ming feel pain in his body, but his heart also trembled.

360 is definitely on purpose!He swears!

Xiao Ming looked down at his own son, and was about to touch his head. When he saw his vicious, guarded eyes, Xiao Ming was taken aback, laughed dryly a few times, and then put his hands down.

I always feel that if I touch it, the other shoulder will also be abolished.

360: Admit it, you are cowardly.

Xiao Ming: My name is Congxin.

360: Awesome.

"Lie down obediently," Xiao Ming tucked the quilt up for the child, "I'll get you a bowl of porridge."

Ignoring the child's hostile eyes, Xiao Ming escaped.

In the kitchen, Xiao Ming took out an empty bowl from the disinfection cabinet, and began to turn up the plot of this world.

The title of this book is "The Prodigal Young Master Falls in Love with Me". Xiao Ming was puzzled by the amusing title of the book, but the cruel plot. Isn't this a trick to deceive consumers? !

The protagonist of this world, Tang Sui, is a loafer, the second generation of officials and rich people, he is simply the darling of heaven.

When Tang Sui was 20 years old, he began to select children from the orphanage to come back to play.After playing with two children to death, Tang Sui set his sights on Yan Shu.

Yan Shu's mother was a prostitute. One day Yan Shu got drunk and fooled around with someone. With the idea of ​​finding the biological father of the child and living a good life from now on, Yan Shu's mother still gave birth to the child. However, with the passage of time, three years have passed, and there is no trace of the biological father of this evil bastard. He is old and feeble, and his life begins to show his hideous side. , She vented all her temper on the child, insulting and beating the child all day long.

After a while, the woman found a new benefactor and threw the child to an orphanage.Yan Shu didn't have a name until he was five years old. His name was given to him by the director of the orphanage.

Yan Shu was a very lonely child in the orphanage, the appearance of Tang Sui gave him a glimmer of hope.He thought he could finally have a home of his own.That day Tang Sui squatted in front of him and stretched out his hand to him, with the golden sun shining behind him, the young man smiled brightly and asked him softly, "Will you come with me?"

That ray of sunshine broke through the heavy dark clouds, and suddenly hit Yan Shu's heart.

He put his little hand on the boy's palm, showing a faint smile.

What Yan Shu didn't expect was that what greeted him was a new round of bad luck.The young man who promised to give him a home imprisoned him and tortured him inhumanely. Yan Shu in the original book was played to death in the first week after Tang Sui brought him home.

On the day he died, it was raining lightly outside the house, and the house was cold and dark.

Before Yan Shu died, he held great resentment towards Tang, Sui and the world, but unfortunately, the wicked were not punished.

Tang Sui met the heroine Feng Xiaoxiao two years later. She was strong and optimistic, so beautiful, like dew in the morning.Tang Sui's appearance moved Tang Sui's heart, so he decided to turn his prodigal son back, correct his evil ways and return to righteousness. After some twists and turns and misunderstandings, he finally embraced the beauty.

After watching the plot, Xiao Ming wiped his face, looked down, and saw blood in his hands.

The original owner, Tang and Sui, really committed crimes. In the end, he did not receive retribution, and he had a good career and love. It is really unreasonable.

Xiao Ming: The child's name is Yan Shu, what a nice name.

360: Looking at the plot, what Yan Shu couldn't ask for was actually a family. As long as you treat him well and try to give him a family, you should be able to quickly eliminate his resentment and gain laughter points.

Xiao Ming didn't say anything, he really wanted to be nice to the child, not to complete the task.

Xiao Ming calmed down for a while before serving the porridge.

As soon as the door was opened, the child's dark eyes looked over, like a dead well, deep and cold, with a breath of death.

Xiao Ming trembled, the child seemed to have nothing to love, how could it be broken?

Alas, how to coax the child, Xiao Ming, who is going to be a baby daddy without even touching a girl's hand, is struggling.

Xiao Ming lowered his head and pondered for a while, then looked at Yan Shu and said cautiously: "Son, Dad's laughter will explode, do you want to see it?"

360: ...