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Of course Xiao Ming did not dare to continue living in Chuxueju.

Before dawn, he rolled back to his small broken house in despair.

After returning to the house, Xiao Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

360: Yo, how was last night, were you happy?

Xiao Ming: ...

How would he answer?Did you say that you were so excited last night that you almost didn't even recognize yourself?

The questioning technique of his own system was so poor that Xiao Ming couldn't even answer the questions.

360: I forgot to tell you, I collected 30 smile points last night, congratulations!

#Is my system sick?#

#Why every time you only do something embarrassing to collect the smile value#

#The system doesn’t seem to think it’s strange at all#

#I suspect that what I picked up is not some illegal body selling system#

Xiao Ming is full of doubts in his heart. The scary thing is that there is no such thing as Baidu in ancient times.

Confused, Xiao Ming could only squat on the ground and play with the two kittens.

"Before leaving, tell me...why did the prince do that to me?" Xiao Ming held up a snow-white kitten in both hands, recalling last night with some embarrassment, "But I didn't Met the big brother of the prince..."

The little white cat opened its big round eyes: "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow.

Xiao Ming got excited: 6, do you want to say something to me before you say it?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming was pleasantly surprised: Can you understand?Quick, translate for me.

360: Your cat said: I am not Chuqian, I am Yiding.

Xiao Ming didn't give up: ...What about the last two sounds?

360: Oh, how did I forget the highlight.The last two words are: idiot.

Xiao Ming looked at the cat in his hand, and the kitten tilted its head with an innocent face.

Xiao Ming felt that 360 must be lying to him.

360: Heh, meow.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming was very depressed. He decided to play with the cat all day in the house today, but he was so hungry before noon.

Xiao Ming: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——

360: Points can be used to buy food.

Points can also buy food?Xiao Ming found it strange.

Xiao Ming: There is something to eat, tell me quickly.

360: There are almond bergamot, crispy apple pie, candied longan, shredded duck, stuffed lotus root, assorted tofu...

360 crackled and talked about dozens of times, and Xiao Ming's stomach applauded every time he talked about it, which was very flattering.

Xiao Ming: Then give me a copy.

360 gloating: You don’t have enough points, hahahahaha.

Xiao Ming's heart hurts: ...Then I can buy anything, anything, as long as it can be eaten.

360: Do you want shit?

Xiao Ming: ...

360 hasn't finished yet: This one doesn't need points, it's given to you for free because of your cuteness.

Xiao Ming: ...No thanks.

Xiao Ming also wants to go out, but he feels that he will meet his prince when he goes out, and he hasn't figured out how to face Yan Shu yet.

Xiao Ming was struggling, when Qing Huan knocked on the door, "Steward Lin, my lord has called you to have lunch."

Xiao Ming was thinking about how to refuse, when Qing Huan spoke again, "My lord also said that today's dinner is all abalone."

Xiao Ming felt that this must be a test given to him by God.

However, when it comes to the test from the heavens, Xiao Ming always surrenders immediately.

So Xiao Ming cheerfully followed Qing Huan to the prince's place to eat and drink.

360: ...

After a meal, Xiao Ming was really satisfied with this test from heaven.

It was time to digest after the meal, so Xiao Ming walked around the lake a few times with his lord.

Along the way, the two of them didn't talk much, and the breeze blew, bringing with it a scent of flowers.

"Yesterday, Steward Lin promised to listen to the king's poems, do you still count?"

Xiao Ming, who has a short mouth to eat people, has no choice but to follow Yan Shu to the study because he has nothing to do with the prince's poetry.

In the study room, the person who had promised to recite the poem did not speak for a long time, and just stared at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming was very worried. Could it be that the prince has no inspiration but is too embarrassed to speak?

The time to show his loyalty finally came, Xiao Ming decided to compose a poem first to attract his prince.

When Xiao Ming was racking his brains, Yan Shu said, "Hey, Lin Butler, have you ever written a love poem?"

Xiao Ming's gossip mentality suddenly swelled up, "Love poetry? Does the prince have someone he likes?"

Yan Shu turned his eyes away, a little unnaturally, "Yeah."

Xiao Ming screened the most famous girls in the capital who have not left the court in his mind, leaned close to Yan Shu and whispered, "Is it Miss Li Yaoying, the number one beauty in the capital?"

Yan Shu looked puzzled, "Why does Steward Lin speak in a low voice?"

Then he asked curiously, "Who is Li Yaoying?"

Xiao Ming: ...

Let me tell you, my lord, you won't be able to find a wife if you deviate from the times like this.

Xiao Ming sighed resentfully, then proudly took out a stack of papers in his arms, took out a portrait, placed it in front of his lord, pointed and said, "Look, lord, this is the No. How about Li Yaoying, a talented woman and the most beautiful woman?"

"Oh? Does Butler Lin like it very much?"

Xiao Ming is puzzled, what does it have to do with him?

Yan Shu sneered, and asked again, "Why do you take the portrait of the girl with you?"

Xiao Ming said honestly, "It's not just her, I have too many portraits on me."

Yan Shu's face was getting darker, as if a storm was about to come, "Butler Lin cast the net so widely, is there anyone he wants?"

Xiao Ming finally found the moment to show his loyalty, and slammed the thick stack of papers on the table.

Yan Shu glanced sideways at the big six characters "List of Consorts Selected by the Prince" above, and then saw the densely packed characters below, the corner of his eye twitched.

"Steward Lin's calligraphy is really good."

360 jumped out to dismantle the stage: This hot chicken can only rely on this to pass the time every day.

Xiao Ming was a little shy, and his eyes were a little bright, "My lord, these are all after my detailed investigation. All the golden single girls in the whole capital are the people who are most likely to become princesses in the future. Naturally, they should be treated carefully. Don't be careless."

"Oh? Let me have a look."

Xiao Ming presented it respectfully with both hands, wishing that the prince could find the other half of his heart just by looking at the name.

"Miss Li's basic information, Li Yaoying, aged sixteen."

Yan Shu continued to look down, "The taste is sweet, and I especially love green rice porridge, steamed butter with sugar, steamed chestnut flour cake with osmanthus sugar, glutinous rice balls with pearls and emeralds, lotus leaf soup, plum blossom cakes, fragrant fenugreek drink, rose crisps, and emerald celery. Shrimp Cake, Zhaoji Abalone Cup, Crystal Winter Melon Dumpling…”

Yan Shu was silent.

360: It's true that men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it.

Xiao Ming's face was a little red, he blinked, coughed and said, "If the prince has his eyes on a girl, he will know the benefits of this thing."

"It seems that Steward Lin is in a hurry these days, why not just write a few hundred love poems for this king to use as a reference."

Xiao Ming thought, this is not easy, why not just buy a book of poems and copy them?

As if seeing through what Xiao Ming was thinking, Yan Shu said again, "Steward Lin, don't try to fool me with something that is not popular in the market. Why don't you just write it here, and I will watch."

Xiao Ming's face twisted.

"Steward Lin."

Xiao Ming looked up, and saw his prince looking at him with an unpredictable expression.

"You must, write your true feelings."