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After asking about the matter, Xiao Ming bid farewell to the old grandpa and aunt who sold tofu flowers, and went to the medical center alone.

Stay here until late at night.

After Xiao Ming made do with two bowls of big wontons for supper on the side of the road, he got up, patted his trouser legs, and went back home.

Humming a ditty while rubbing his stomach, Xiao Ming pushed open the door of the room.

As soon as the door was closed, a cold voice came from behind: "Heh."

Xiao Ming's legs went limp, and he collapsed to the ground again with a "plop".

The light in the room was on, Xiao Ming looked up and saw Yan Shu sitting in a wheelchair, looking at him with a gloomy face.

Seeing Xiao Ming soft on the ground, Yan Shu raised his eyebrows, "Why are you so nervous?"

What else can Xiao Ming say?

Do you say that you are born with weak legs?

Or is it that I was a mermaid under the sea in my previous life and came to the palace to repay her kindness in this life?

Xiao Ming curled his lips, hum, saying it scares you mortals to death.

360: Bah, you are the mermaid, the ugly mermaid is almost the same.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't speak, Yan Shu narrowed his eyes, "Where have you been all day?"

Xiao Ming quickly took out the acupuncture point map in his arms, which he drew while listening to the doctor in the medical clinic today, it was freshly released and unique.

It is a pity that the names of some acupoints may be different in ancient and modern times, and doctors do not know what acupoints are.

The prince took Xiao Ming's hot hand-painted acupoint map with a somewhat unpredictable expression.

"So you went to the clinic today," Yan Shu paused, "Did you learn how to write from a doctor?"

Xiao Ming was very angry, and snatched the paper from Yan Shu's hand, what nonsense, he obviously went to learn painting, okay?

Xiao Ming didn't intend to explain to his lord either, after he collected all the acupoints, he summoned the dragon to amplify his moves.

Xiao Ming folded the paper and put it in his bosom, then took out a bag of chestnuts that were still warm in his bosom, and a stick of candied haws that had melted, and stuffed them into Yan Shu's hand.

Yan Shu was in a daze, looked at the things in his hand in puzzlement, and then looked up at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming's ears turned red. He obviously wanted to spoil his son but he couldn't say it out, so he scratched his head and said, "Well, the crabapple cake my lord invited me to eat was delicious."

Seeing that Yan Shu still didn't speak, Xiao Ming hesitated and said, "This is, return the gift."

Then he smacked his lips and said, "My lord, the taro balls at the bean curd stand on the right outside the palace are delicious, they are small in size, but they taste bouncy and chewy, it's a pity that they are not easy to bring back. "

Yan Shu shook the sticky sticks of candied haws in his hand, and each of the glistening and translucent red candied haws dripped red tears through the sugar paper, as if his face was bleeding from embarrassment.

"Then next time, take me to eat once." Yan Shu said lightly.

Xiao Ming was stunned. He knew from the memory of the original owner, Lin Guan, that since Yan Shu couldn't move his legs, he never left the palace.

It must be hard for him to bear the pity of others when he was successful in his youth and then lost his ambition.

For a moment, Xiao Ming forgot that the person in front of him was the prince who loves the dark and sullen face, but his own poor and coquettish son, he stepped forward and held Yan Shu's hand, saying, "Then, I won't be in a wheelchair anymore, I'll go with the prince on my back."

The eyes of the person in front of him were black and white, and the orange lights flickered in his eyes.

Yan Shu lowered his eyes, "That's a gift in return..."

The lights were shining and reflected on the candied haws, as if they were licking the fleshy little faces of the candied haws.

"When my leg is healed, let me carry you on my back."

Xiao Ming smiled and rolled his eyes.

Before Xiao Ming was happy, Yan Shu spoke again: "I heard that you had a good talk with the daughter of the owner of the tofu flower stall today?"

Xiao Ming was puzzled, "My lord, who did you listen to this kind of thing?"

Yan Shu didn't change his face, "It's been spread all over the street that you are interested in other big girls."

Xiao Ming petrified: "What? Big girl?...My lord, did you say an extra aunt?"

Yan Shu's expression changed, "Mother...mother?"

Xiao Ming nodded, wondering why, "My lord, isn't this bad for the mother's reputation? There are rumors that the grandson has run all over the street, so he won't be divorced by the husband's family, right?"

Xiao Ming was very worried, why were the ancient people's thinking so avant-garde?

How common is year-end love in ancient times?

Okay, so here comes the question, will talking to the old man on the side of the road be considered as molesting a decent woman?

Seeing that the prince's face was distorted, Xiao Ming seemed to be relieved, but at the same time he seemed to be a little embarrassed. There was a vague feeling that he was going to kill someone, and Xiao Ming's legs began to tremble again.

After a while, Yan Shu asked, "What did you do in the clinic today?"

Xiao Ming pursed his lips. Didn't the lord ask just now, but he took out the acupoint map in his arms again, and said obediently, "Go and ask the doctor for the location of a few acupoints."

"Oh? What acupuncture point?"

Xiao Ming was a little embarrassed, "That's right, the acupuncture points on the legs... the doctor told me that I was afraid I would forget, so I drew them."

Yan Shu looked at the black paper in the man's hand, his eyes darkened, "Why?"

Xiao Ming hesitated, "Ah, um, well, that's right, my legs are hurting a bit recently."

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, "My lord, well, I've learned it anyway, why don't you massage your legs by the way?"

Yan Shu turned his head away, his throat moved, and the sharp edges and corners of his side face were slightly relaxed, and under the light, he actually looked a little soft.

"Ah."

"Then let's go to bed?" Xiao Ming suggested.

360: Tsk, rascal.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

"...um." The prince's voice became smaller and smaller.

Xiao Ming finally took into account the prince's girlish heart this time, and carried his prince to the bed in the posture of a princess hugging him.

There was a rustling sound as the clothes rubbed against each other, which seemed very ambiguous in the huge room.

"Huh? My lord, your face is so red," Xiao Ming suddenly approached.

The prince had a cold face, frowned and said, "What nonsense, why don't you start soon?"

Well, Xiao Ming pursed his lips, took off his lord's shoes and arranged them without complaint, and took off his own shoes again and again.

The two pairs of shoes are placed together and are still tightly attached.

"My lord, look, your feet are bigger than mine." Xiao Ming stuck his feet together with the lord's.

Yan Shu's eyes became more and more gloomy, staring at the white jade-like feet in front of him, without saying a word.

Xiao Ming finally stopped, sat up straight, rolled up Yan Shu's trousers to his thighs, held the acupoint map he drew in the afternoon with one hand, and touched Yan Shu's calf with the other.

"Is it here... Ah, it seems to be here... Eh, where is it..."

When the man lowered his head, he revealed a thin white neck. If you look closely, you can still see the tiny fluff on the slender snow neck. The blood that comes down must be extremely sweet.

Yan Shu just watched those white hands flicking back and forth on his legs, obviously her legs didn't feel any more, but every time the man's hands left for a little bit, the skin on his legs desperately longed for the man to get close to him again. Touching, is very torturous.

Yan Shu grabbed Xiao Ming's restless hand and said in a hoarse voice, "Butler Lin, you don't know these acupuncture points very well."

Xiao Ming blushed a little, "Well, the prince's legs seem to be different from the one I drew."

360: I really want to see who has the same legs as yours.

Yan Shu said, "It's better for me to teach you."

Xiao Ming was stunned, "My lord, can you?"

Yan Shu didn't answer, but stretched out his hand and pulled off Xiao Ming's pants.

Unprepared, Xiao Ming was stripped of his pants, and the first thing he did when he realized it was to cover his little brother.

Xiao Ming blushed, "You, you, what are you doing?!"