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Xiao Ming was not reconciled.

There is a saying: If the beard grows well, the bird will not worry.

The original owner must have such a big bird with a beard that can be used as a scarf.

You see, this beard has distinct roots, is black and shiny, is it something that is full of masculine features and exudes hormones, did you just shave it?Xiao Ming said angrily.

Then, thinking of something, Xiao Ming chuckled, and secretly ripped open the original owner's pants, wanting to see what kind of big bird could be worthy of such a beard.

This afternoon, Xiao Ming shaved off his beard.

things in fairy tale are lies.

Xiao Ming's heart ached. Looking at himself in the mirror, the yellowed mirror was very distorted.

Xiao Ming took a closer look, and finally sighed, forget it, the bird is so small, it doesn't matter what the face looks like.

The original owner is really a man who is strong on the outside but capable on the inside.

If it was in the past, Xiao Ming would have laughed unkindly when he saw a man as small as a bird, but now, heh, he wants to live strong instead of the original owner.

That being said, Xiao Ming, who was very sad after shaving his beard, still planned to hang out in front of his prince, to show how obedient he was, and to gain goodwill by the way.

360: Did you drop by to have a meal?

Xiao Ming spat at 360: My heart hurts so much, what's wrong with finding something to comfort myself?

When Xiao Ming saw his prince, he was indeed eating.

Seeing Xiao Mingliang's shining eyes, Yan Shu couldn't help but put down his chopsticks and said, "Butler Lin, why don't you sit down and have dinner with me."

Then he called Qing Huan to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks.

Xiao Ming rubbed his face and said, "How embarrassing?" He stuffed abalone with a large chopstick into his mouth.

360: ...

With ten abalones stuffed into his mouth, Xiao Ming couldn't hold back: "Knock it!"

Yan Shu froze for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Xiao Ming.

With a stuffed mouth, where did you see this kind of eating?

Xiao Ming was halfway through eating, when he looked up, he saw Yan Shu looking at him with a deep expression.

Xiao Ming's legs were limp again, but he was lucky to sit on the chair, otherwise he would be ashamed.

Seeing that his prince didn't seem very happy, Xiao Ming quickly picked two of the largest abalones from the plate and stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them up and swallowed them, then put down his chopsticks, smacked his mouth, and showed regret Mo Ji said, "Your servant is not very good at eating and eating, it disturbs the prince's pleasure, and the prince forgives the sin."

Yan Shu waved his hand, expressing his indifference.

Only then did Xiao Ming pick up the chopsticks again, and stretched out his hand to pick up the abalone again and was about to put it in his own bowl. When he glanced sideways at the stinky face of the prince, Xiao Ming's heart skipped a beat.

Does the prince also like to eat abalone?

So Xiao Ming tightened his hand holding the abalone, and abruptly turned the chopsticks in a different direction.

Seeing the prince's face improving, Xiao Ming felt that he was really smart, so he decisively put the abalone back on the plate.

Xiao Ming raised his head triumphantly, but found that his prince's complexion was even worse.

Xiao Ming didn't understand why the prince's face was so stinky, summoned 360: 6, did you not shield the resentment completely?

360: ...spicy chicken.

Xiao Ming who can't eat abalone is very sad, alas, it seems that he can only change the battlefield to eat lobster.

Xiao Ming, who is struggling, finds that no matter what prince he puts on his face, he has a stinky face, so Xiao Ming decides to ignore Yan Shu's face. Maybe his prince has a stinky face from birth?

After eating and drinking, the big-hearted Xiao Ming realized that there was still a lot of white rice left in Yan Shu's bowl, obviously not eating much.

Xiao Ming thought of his own son again, he had to coax him to eat well every time he ate, and he wondered if the child would eat obediently after he left.

360: Heh, I only remembered when I was full.

So Xiao Ming picked up a lot of lovely Chinese cabbage that was left on the table. Xiao Ming had picked out all the shark's fins in the Chinese cabbage soup, leaving only a lone Chinese cabbage to soak in the soup.

This time, the Chinese cabbage landed in the small golden bowl of his prince.

Xiao Ming looked at Yan Shu's face turned sunny, and suddenly realized that the prince likes to eat Chinese cabbage!

Xiao Ming gave a thumbs up, he is really an approachable and good prince.

Yan Shu picked up the tender yellow Chinese cabbage in the bowl, and the Chinese cabbage proudly puffed out its chest.

The Chinese cabbage caught on the slender chopsticks looks juicy and plump, tender and refreshing, very delicious.

Chinese cabbage is very proud of being eaten by the most honorable person in the palace.

After a meal, not only the two of them were satisfied, but also the food on the table.

Carrot: Look, look!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Roast chicken next to the radish: Don't think too much, silly girl, the prince is obviously looking at me.

Crystal Shrimp Dumpling: Elder sister, don’t even think about it, you’re just a skeleton, my lord, what are you doing?

Roasted Chicken: The prince just likes skinny beauties like me, what the hell do you know!

Crystal Shrimp Dumpling: Sister, you are so vulgar!The prince is obviously attracted by the scheming see-through costume of today!

The crystal shrimp dumpling blushed, and Xiao Ming poked it curiously with his chopsticks: "Look, my lord, the shrimp in this shrimp dumpling is so red."

Xiao Ming had never seen such a red shrimp, as if a little sun was stuffed inside, so he decided to eat this red shrimp dumpling as well.

Half of the shrimp dumpling girl wearing a scheming see-through costume entered Xiao Ming's stomach, while the other half was snatched away by the admiring prince and entered the warm mouth of the prince.

Even so, Miss Xia Dumpling still felt extremely happy.

After eating, Xiao Ming got the prince's order and pushed him into the study.

When passing by the lake in the mansion, Xiao Ming became very poetic and said affectionately, "Lake, lake, song to the sky. Ah! Lake, lake..."

Yan Shu interrupted unbearably, "Shut up."

Xiao Ming, who was not happy with Shi Xing, left very dissatisfied.

Pushing the prince's wheelchair into the study, Xiao Ming couldn't help sighing, there is no place in Nuo Da's mansion that has a threshold, the person who designed the mansion is so warm.

Yan Shu instructed Xiao Ming to push him to the edge, and then ordered with a cold face, "Hold me up."

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, his expression changed all of a sudden, Xiao Ming, who was still struggling for death, pointed to his nose to confirm: "Me?"

Yan Shu's face sank, "What?"

The familiar feeling of soft legs came again, Xiao Ming quickly nodded, "Serving the lord, this is really a villain's blessing."

Yan Shu turned his head away, but raised his chin slightly.

Xiao Ming is so worried, he doubts whether the original owner, who is strong but capable, can hug the prince.

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Ming raised his trouser belt, took a step forward, and said with a neutral tone, "My lord, I've offended you."

My lord gave a very soft "hmm".

Prince Yan never expected that Xiao Ming used to be a rice bearer when he was part-time job.

So the prince was carried onto the couch by Xiao Ming like a bag of dead rice.

Xiao Ming put down Yan Shu and wiped the sweat from his forehead: I haven't carried rice for many years, I didn't expect to be so familiar with the business.

After wiping off his sweat, Xiao Ming looked at Yan Shu.

The prince's face was very dark.

Very, very dark.

If I want to use a more vivid metaphor, it would be the kind of black that was blown up in the face when the experiment exploded.

Not only the prince's face was blackened, but the original owner's leg bones were also blown away.

Xiao Ming looked down at the leg of the original owner who was limp on the ground, feeling very distressed.

Looking up, the prince is almost black into African black.

Xiao Ming comforted himself, not afraid, not afraid, he still has unique skills.

"My lord, that, how about... the villain rubs your belly for you to digest your food?" Xiao Ming said cautiously.

The prince finally changed back to the Asian race that Xiao Ming was familiar with.

360: I take back the difficult words of this world goal.

Xiao Ming also climbed onto the couch with soft legs, and lifted the hem of his prince's clothes very skillfully.

When he just put his hand on it, Yan Shu froze for a moment.

Xiao Ming touched his hard abdominal muscles, feeling very dissatisfied.

I obviously have a heart that wants to be a big bird, but the bird doesn't live up to it. I obviously have a heart that wants to be full of muscles, but the muscles don't live up to it.

Xiao Ming was full of anger, but his hands softened, and resigned himself to helping his prince rub his stomach.

Yan Shu leaned against Xiao Ming, exhaled comfortably, like a luxurious cat, lying lazily on the window sill to bask in the sun.

Yan Shu narrowed his eyes and fell asleep after a while.

Xiao Ming didn't stop, he continued to rub Yan Shu's belly with light movements, and looked down at Yan Shu's face carefully.

It turns out that my son looks like this when he grows up.

Xiao Ming was elated.

Yan Shu seemed to have dreamed of something, frowned slightly, and muttered something.

Xiao Ming lowered his head and leaned closer to hear what Yan Shu said.

Only a painful murmur was heard——

"dad..."

Xiao Ming froze.