An interstellar grandma

New Year's Eve extravaganza:

It happened not long after, and because of a series of things in the middle, the final result was that Yu Chen officially moved into Zong Jinyu's apartment.

——Of course, what exactly happened?Let's put it aside for now.

And the time background of this incident probably occurred after the two shameless cohabitation life began.

After Yu Chen came to this world that was completely different from the one before, met new and various gay friends, happily lived the life of a grandma who made money by himself, and experienced fresh fancy games by the way. It took a long time to integrate into this world.

Now I am happily living together with my current good-looking partner, it feels great!

Then one day, the grandma, who had nothing to do, looked through the calendar and found that she seemed to have caught up with a rather special day.

Leaving aside the creepy annual number at the top of the calendar, the month page has indeed come to an end.

No matter how much Yu Chen rubbed his eyes, the new article, which is completely different from the painting style on this page, still waved his small handkerchief, singing 'Come on, come on! '.

Yu Chen held the calendar on the terminal, looked up at the sky, and scratched his face for a long time.Although he came from the wrong screen halfway, the time is not too short.

Although the meaning of the coming new year is not too prominent for him, it is inevitable that he will feel a little emotional after all.

He has been living on this planet since he came to this world—after all, for him, the behavior of interstellar travel and leaving this planet to go to other places is a bit too big.

——After all, this kind of situation has only appeared in the themes of novels, animations or games. It is the first time that he really broke the dimensional wall and appeared in front of his eyes. The impact on him is still very strong. ╮(￣▽￣" )╭.

And this planet is relatively flat in terms of seasons, coupled with the fact that he is a dead house and doesn't like to go out, he really can't feel the passage of time intuitively.

Another point is that no matter what time it is, there are more holidays and various representative days, and there is no harm in all.

A few days ago, when Yu Chen was cramming about some customs and festivals in this world, he found that there was not much difference between the time and items of those traditional festivals in his memory.

If you want to talk about the big differences, it is probably because the country he lives in in this world is an imperial country, so on the basis of traditional festivals, some celebrations about the empire, carnivals, and some anniversaries are added.

——Grandma, who has never been interested in politics, said that he just took a look at it. Anyway, some more in-depth things have nothing to do with him, don’t they ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

But at the moment, the upcoming New Year's Eve is very worth looking forward to.

Yu Chen thought about it—or it might be a good option to drink and have no appointments during the New Year's Eve.

"Yu Chen."

Just as he was thinking, someone seemed to be approaching behind him.Zong Jinyu seemed to want to take something off the shelf beside him, but he seemed to be very curious about the reason why Yu Chen had been standing still.

So he put one hand on the shelf, and at the same time passed behind Yu Chen over his shoulder and lowered his head slightly, looking at the terminal board in his hand.

"Is something wrong?"

Zong Jinyu's extremely good looks, Yu Chen had already understood deeply when he first encountered Fenghuo Zhao Xijing in the game.

Of course, when you really face the base later, the crit value against him is properly huge.

Putting all these aside, the current situation of a certain grandma makes him feel very bad.

——Because in some respects, their current posture is already close to the situation of pseudo Bidong.

Although his back was facing Zong Jinyu, this feeling of being inexplicably trapped in a distance space definitely belonged to the range of Bidong and did not run away.

This kind of posture that has surpassed the safe distance between people, coupled with Zong Jinyu Nasu's rising voice that breaks the sky, makes people's ears tingle.It simply made Yu Chen feel like a villain, and he was so mad that he didn't want to.

——Yaoshou, who is going to take away this guy who has nothing to do with his natural skills!

A certain granny said that having a male god-level roommate who has a "sexy" mode that is unconsciously turned on when nothing is going on is simply too stuffy to add.

But even so, there was no way to prevent Yu Chen's mind from turning into a mess after being teased by Zong Jinyu.

"... Ah, it's almost New Year's Eve."

Yu Chen stroked the terminal board in his hand, feeling a little dizzy.

"How do you want to live, hmm?"

Zong Jinyu moved a little closer, and there seemed to be a hint of a smile in his voice.The warm breath sprinkled on his ear pinnae faintly, Yu Chen's scalp went numb, and the thoughts in his heart just blurted out.

"—How about dating Sister Shui and Bai Ze?"

"..."

Zong Jinyu was silent for a while, Yu Chen blinked, shivered involuntarily, and suddenly felt that the temperature in the room seemed to be slightly lower.

——It really is that winter has come for a long time, but I am too slow to notice it?Sure enough, being too homely is not a good thing...

While Yu Chen was quietly rubbing his arms, thinking about going back to his room to add more clothes later.Zong Jinyu, who was silent for a while, responded to his proposal just now.

"It's the end of the year, so it might be busy."

Zong Jinyu's words seemed to be summarizing, and he looked at Yu Chen with both eyes, feeling very serious.

So, to expand what he said probably means—"There are a lot of things at the end of the year. Shuizu and Bai Ze have their own jobs, so it may lead to a busy schedule recently, and they may not be able to spare time to make New Year's Eve appointments." 'so?

After getting along for a period of time, Yu Chen has already been able to tacitly sum up what Zong Jinyu said in a concise and concise manner, with some parts omitted in the complete version.

But speaking of being busy...

"I don't think it's possible, if it's them."

Yu Chen looked at the sky and thought about it, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the members in the distribution center where he was staying were not good children who were positive, diligent and studious.

——To be more precise, the love of freedom is true sincerity.

Yu Chen, who was complaining silently in his heart, didn't see that Zong Jinyu standing behind him was still expressionless, but there seemed to be some unknown emotion flashing in his dark eyes.

So a few days later, Yu Chen, who contacted a group of friends, happily discovered that the friends in the gathering place had somehow fallen into the horrible purgatory of overtime.

Not to mention licentiousness and freedom, even the time to pretend to be in the gathering place is as short as possible.It is simply to let the work flow from the body to the soul.

Looking at the information bar of the distribution center refreshed from time to time, Yu Chen, who was in a diving state, silently closed this page, and at the same time seriously thought about whether his roommate was still equipped with the attribute of crow's mouth.

The wish to make New Year's Eve appointments with his friends died halfway, and Yu Chen didn't want to go to the street to experience the joyful atmosphere of being crowded with everyone.

Although Zong Jinyu unexpectedly didn't have any job to say that he could spend the New Year with him, but from the first time they met, Yu Chen found that Zong Jinyu didn't seem to like that kind of crowded occasion very much.

After thinking about it for a while, Yu Chen said that he and Zong Jinyu would stay at home obediently, and it would be a good choice to celebrate the arrival of the new year with live games.

After hearing his proposal and the game he recommended, Zong Jinyu didn't have any opinion.I don't know if it was an illusion or something else, Yu Chen even felt that Zong Jinyu's mood seemed to be very happy in the following period of time.

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"Hello everyone, Happy New Year's Eve! I'm Grandma Lord Shen Yu Luoyan, and today I'm still working with one of your male gods to conduct a live recording of a two-player word game. I hope you like it."

After adjusting the microphone familiarly, Yu Chen glanced at Zong Jinyu who was sitting beside him and opened the live broadcast interface.

He already has many fans, almost when he started to speak, he already had a large number of domineering bullet screens.

[Sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shameful flowers]

【Closing Moon Shame Flower——Automatic Bench...】

【Closed moon shame flower! (Okay, I get it, I will sit on the floor obediently ╮(╯_╰)╭]

[Clam clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack, everyone knows that there will definitely be benefits for the new year's Eve, Hua Daai loves you! 】

[Wait, two-player game?Is it just me that noticed, is there another point of this that exists? ! (horrified face)

[It seems that I heard the word "male god" just now...]

[I was so excited that I exploded, let me confess my love to the male god first—please tell me that I guessed correctly! ! ! 】

The pre-trial nudged the expressionless Zong Jinyu with his elbow. "Look, a little angel is calling you, hurry up and don't be a background board."

Zong Jinyu turned his head, looked at Yu Chen quietly for a while, and finally stopped his behavior when Yu Chen's back was hairy, turned to the screen in front of him and said calmly.

"...The beacon fire shines on Xijing."

Then, the barrage group completely exploded on the spot.In an instant, there were all kinds of barrages of different styles, different colors and different suits all swiping the screen, and Yu Chen was stunned to see it.

"Okay, seeing the excited reactions from the audience, I know that today's partner is right."

After Yu Chen made a joke, he opened the page and put the two-player text game that they were about to experience live on the screen.

"The game I'm going to experience today was recommended by another granny 'Hot and Sour Cabbage Dumpling'. It's called 'Who knows what the next story will be like!', it is said to be a game full of variables. It's almost impossible to play the same ending in a text-oriented game, which makes me curious."

After Yu Chen looked back and forth on the interface twice, he turned around and found that in the small window that said the bullet screen, the bullet screen that swiped all over the screen had turned into funny faces.

[Today is indeed a big welfare giveaway, it's worth it! (funny face]

[No, before these benefits, you must call your friends first——Hua Da, wait a minute, let me call my friends too! (funny face]

[Shui Dumpling is simply a good friend of the empire, manual likes, plus fans (funny face)

[Did you find that the games recommended by Dumplings are all the works developed by a fixed R&D team of the game company 'Three Musketeers'? (funny face]

[The die-hard fan in front is undoubtedly (funny face]

[I seem to smell the smell of love (funny face)

Yu Chen: "..."

Yu Chen: Can someone tell the person involved what happened?

Yu Chen, who felt as if he had been tricked by dumplings, was silent for a while looking at the rows of funny faces floating neatly on the barrage, but the live broadcast of the game that had already started had to be finished even if he was kneeling.

——And from the barrage, he seems to have discovered some incredible news about dumplings!

Coughing twice to draw the attention of the judges back, Yu Chen said with a smile, "Very well, the neat and funny faces of all of you have deeply made me realize the fact that I have been tricked by dumplings—but now Please transfer your love for Dumplings to the record."

"Although I don't know where I was cheated, I still know some simple information about this game. Of course, I have read it before. This game comes from the 'Three Musketeers' game company. Temple OL is a common main research and development team."

"Then in the same way, it also has the same randomness and richness as Temple OL. If you want to know more about popular science, please check it yourself. Now let's start the game—"

Yu Chen moved the cursor and clicked on the interface to start the game, soft music played, and as the picture gradually became clear, what appeared in front of Yu Chen and Zong Jinyu was a very ordinary room.

"Oh, so it's a modern urban background? It looks like the main character is a guy or girl next door!"

Yu Chen looked at the plot texts that kept flashing automatically with great interest, and was happy to confirm.Zong Jinyu silently glanced at the bullet screen frame that Yu Chen ignored for a short time, said nothing but quietly moved his gaze back to the game interface.

And the frame that just flickered was full of like-minded swipe screen bullet screens——

【Ke Ke.Hua Dani is too sweet. 】

"Very well, after the forced explanation, now our first option has appeared-please say something casually?"

After a descriptive text of the plot, Yu Chen and Zong Jinyu came across the first prompt box that popped up in the game.

"So, what are we going to say?"

After thinking for a long time, Yu Chen turned to Zong Jinyu for advice.

"casual."

"Is it really okay to be so casual? Who knows what kind of plot will be felt later...ah..."

Yu Chen sighed, and when he was about to look at the prompt interface on the screen, he found a brand-new 'recording complete' prompt popped up under the prompt interface, and he felt bad all of a sudden.

"Wait... What kind of routine is this? Does this count?"

Yu Chen stared at the reminder box, feeling so overwhelmed.However, this feeling of heartache did not last for too long, because after the collection was completed, the options screen began to change soon.Immediately, two different images appeared on the game selection interface.

Because it is a text-oriented two-player game, there are two cursors on the game interface that can be controlled separately by the two players at the same time. Now the two image options pop up, obviously they are the roles assigned to them.

Yu Chen stared at the game interface and blinked, then quickly tapped on the character on the left.

Zong Jinyu looked over expressionlessly, and then got Yu Chen's innocent look.

The character Yu Chen chose was indeed the image of a big boy next door, but the problem is that the rest of the image is a cute gentleman.

If Yu Chen's image and options are not too far apart, then Zong Jinyu is completely out of character and OOC rhythm.

However, the viewers, who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, have received rave reviews collectively, and the whole film is full of French joy.

"Cough, the instinctive reaction is to directly choose 'male left, female right'." Yu Chen spread his hands with a smile, happily expressing that this was a complete accident.

After hearing Yu Chen's words, the barrage area was completely blown away——

【Yaoshou!Huada molested Fenghuo Da! 】

[I thought that the character selection just now was Huada's breakthrough, but I didn't expect you to be such a grandma (nice job)

[I'm so worried about being beaten at the flower conference, hahahahahaha, if there's no accident, the two of them sat together, right? (funny face]

Zong Jinyu didn't have much reaction to Yu Chen's blatant teasing, but his actions were to stare at Yu Chen until he felt guilty and wanted to take the initiative to apologize, so he said very calmly.

"Well, male left and female right."

Yu Chen: "???"

[Wait, Fenghuo admitted it? ? ? 】

【Wait, I seem to feel something is wrong...】

[Wait in front, feel +1]

Yu Chen was stunned for a while, until he met Shang Zong Jinyu's eyes with a slight smile, and then slowly recalled it... Then his face turned black instantly.

Basically, except for the No.1 game called perspective, the characters that appear on the screen and face the player are all mirror configurations—that is, the male left and female right he just mentioned are in this game interface... It seems to be reversed.

The grandma, who was defeated by the first army, was laughed at by the audience's very straightforward cheers almost instantly, and even a few judges who chanted [Huoyu cp match high] were excited to start Throwing a link to the fanart.

Yu Chen's mouthful of old blood almost covered the screen of the game interface, but fortunately, even though he had tricked himself, he still had an advantage in the image of the game.

"...Well, the current plot development has a good understanding between the neighbor and Zhengtai." After a part of the plot, the story is on the right track.

Yu Chen, who was lazy, called the two protagonists in the game simply and rudely. During the game, he unexpectedly discovered that the character who looked like Zhengtai was actually a little older than his own character.

Yu Chen, who originally wanted to take advantage, felt that he had been shot in the knee with an arrow, and he was tired and said that he would never love again.

——Ghost knows how this setting came about...

"After class, there was a sudden heavy rain—then the two main characters came home in the rain. Sure enough, this is a plot that boys should have. After the two neighbors separated, the neighbor just changed his shirt in the room and the sound rang. There was a knock at the door?"

Yu Chen looked at the newly popped up options of 'open the door' and 'not open the door' and scratched his face.

"Who could it be at this point?...And he opened the door without a shirt, is he really a real man? What do you think, Fenghuo?"

Zong Jinyu narrowed his eyes dangerously after hearing his nagging, "Are you going to open the door?"

"Uh…"

Yu Chen glanced at the topless one on the screen, and he hesitated in his voice, "In that case, let's——drive it!"

Quickly clicked on the option to open the door, Yu Chen raised his hands high to prevent Zong Jinyu from coming to beat him.

But Zong Jinyu only raised his eyebrows thoughtfully at Yu Chen's choice, leaving a meaningful sentence "Don't regret your choice."

Yu Chen blinked, and suddenly had a bad premonition—the reason why he dared to choose this option so fearlessly was because he didn't have any bad plots after choosing many options at random, so now he instinctively chooses this option. It's no big deal to watch the excitement.

Then the next moment, on the game interface when the door was opened, I saw that standing at the door was my neighbor—that is, the lady who had just separated.

But he only has a half-unbuttoned bathrobe...

Although it was such a scene, Yu Chen, who lacked the common sense of this world, was relieved to a great extent, and by the way, looked at Zong Jinyu who was sitting next to him teasingly.

"I also said that there is a problem with my character not wearing a shirt to open the door. Can you go too far?"

Glancing at the barrage group that was screaming because of the characters they brought in, Yu Chen was inexplicably upset.

［…The bathroom in my house is broken. I am sorry to come to pick up the bathroom in the middle of washing. ]

Zhengtai on the screen smiled, and the conversation flashed like this.

[Ah, I didn't pay attention—the bathroom is over there, you should go there first. ]

The neighbor touched the back of his head, looking at his expression for some reason, he felt uncomfortable.

Then the background music changed, and the atmosphere instantly became uncomfortable. Before Yu Chen could figure out what happened, the screen went black, and when it came back on, Zhengtai had already pressed the neighbor's house against the wall. The distance is very close.

[…I got wet too, how about we go together?Um? ]

Yu Chen stared blankly at Zhengtai whose expression on the screen was obviously different from before, and there was only one sentence left in his mind, swiping the screen infinitely.

——Ma Ma, there is a sick girl here! ! ! QUR

Numbly listening to the indistinct sound of water coming from the screen, Yu Chen stared closely at the misty bathroom. Although nothing appeared on the screen, these thought-provoking sounds...

Is it really going to make him commit embarrassing cancer, okay? ! !

Another game player is right next to him! ! !

Now he knows exactly what Dumpling has done to him... He swears that he will fight him hard after the live broadcast is over! ! ! QUR

The comments in the barrage area have been completely blown up, and the entire screen has basically been filled by [there should be this], and even some god-level spectators started to open fanfiction in the barrage box, it was so joyous rise.

Just when Yu Chen felt that nothing worse would happen, a new prompt box popped up on the game——

[Ask the player to recite the following lines with emotion:

No, stop it.

Please stop, don't.

Ah, it hurts.one. ]

Yu Chen: ...

Yu Chen: I was wrong... Bad things never have a bottom line, okay...

"...Can I refuse?"

[Rejection is invalid! 】

【Resign yourself to fate, Huada, we have prepared a recording device for you (pats shoulder and smiles)

[True benefits are coming! ! !Happy to explode, clack clack clack clack! ! ! 】

"Obviously." Zong Jinyu crossed his fingers on his lower abdomen, and leaned on the chair in a very relaxed posture. "cannot."

Yu Chen: "..."

Taking a deep breath silently, Yu Chen looked at the three similar options with their perfect accents, and recited in a very serious voice——

"No, stop."

【……】

【………】

[...Hua Dani is teasing me? ? ? 】

【I feel cheated by my feelings...】

【...Am I the only one who was overwhelmed by laughter? 】

It may be that Yu Chen's approach also made the game feel that he had been greatly insulted. The prompt box that popped up from the new window asking him to read more 'seriously' is the best proof.

Yu Chen: "..."

—he chose death.

Of course, in the end he still bowed his stubborn head to the evil forces. As for the reaction?Just look at the barrage area that exploded in place.However, compared to Xi Da Pu Ben's barrage area, Yu Chen, who was in the same room as Zong Jinyu, felt that something was wrong with him.

"…I like you."

Yu Chen, who was staring at the screen in a daze, froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at Zong Jinyu, only to see him staring at the screen intently, and then at the game screen, although the boyish expression was full of lust. However, the lines dubbed by Zong Jinyu are very serious.

As if sensing Yu Chen's gaze, Zong Jinyu turned his head and said every word very seriously.

"I like you."

He clearly knew it was a game, but Yu Chen's heart still couldn't help beating wildly. Even after making various choices that made him choose carefully, he still couldn't resist the tricky plot that triggered the fancy pattern, and there was no way to make him forget that kind of The feeling of the heart beating wildly.

At the end of the live broadcast, the judges who received the voice of the male god's confession and various benefits of a certain granny happily sent New Year's greetings to each other and then bid farewell to the offline, leaving the exhausted granny to support the wall and feel tired.

"Fenghuo, Happy New Year..."

Turning off the recording equipment, Yu Chen, who was already very sleepy, felt that someone was sitting next to him. He struggled to look at the watch on the wall. He smiled and sent Zong Jinyu New Year's greetings, and fell asleep in a daze. past.

Zong Jinyu looked at Yu Chen who had quickly entered sleep mode, his eyes were unusually soft.

He leaned over and kissed the corner of Yu Chen's lips, his deep voice sounded in the silent room.

"Happy New Year."

"I like you."

The way the new year starts, who knows what's going to happen doesn't it?

The author has something to say: Happy New Year, little angels!

We managed to kill back before zero o'clock!

Wishing everyone an early New Year in advance~ [Bi Xin]