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1. What's your name?

Gu Erli: Gu Armstrong Accelerates Ultimate Handsome Erli.

Fu Lang: Fu Lang.

2. What are the ages?

Gu Erli: Eighteen and one flowers.

Fu Lang: Get lost, shameless.I am 22 and he is 24.

3. Do you care about age issues when you are together?

Gu Erli: I don't care about it, I don't mind.

Fu Lang: It was a bit awkward at first, but I didn't expect him to be two years older than me.Later, I gradually accepted this setting.

Gu Erli (cheesy): Brother Goudan~

Fu Lang: I'll go to your uncle.

Gu Erli: My uncle is really the most tired person in the whole text, can't you let him rest for a while.

Fu Lang: I love you.

Gu Erli: ...

4. What do you think about the year and the year?

Gu Erli: I didn't understand this question, what can I say?

Fu Lang: I think Nian Xiagong is the cutest.

Gu Erli: You look so understanding.

Fu Lang: :)

5. Have you ever called the other party's brother or brother?Under what circumstances?

Gu Erli: Brother~

Fu Lang: Brother~

Gu Erli (can't help laughing): Usually it's when you're joking, or...

Fu Lang: When doing it...

Author: Wiping sweat, there is... interesting.

6. Do you remember the first time you met each other?

Gu Erli: I will never forget it. It was in the dormitory, and I was very annoying to him at that time.

Fu Lang: I remember.

7. What was your first impression of each other?

Gu Erli: Damn, such long legs.It should be a beast in clothes.

Fu Lang: So stupid.

Gu Erli: I was beaten for no reason at that time, and I felt very uncomfortable.

Fu Lang: He's quite a secondary school student, not the same kind of person as I am.

8. When did your impression of him change later?

Gu Erli: It was when he found out that he liked to watch storytelling, and he was serious.It feels, damn it, a little cute.

Fu Lang: When I was sick and took care of me, my little face became red with fever.

Gu Erli: Why don't I remember that I had a fever and my face was flushed?

Fu Lang: At that time, you were in a coma.

Gu Erli:! ! !Shock! ! !It turns out that you have been coveting me for a long time.

Fu Lang: Shut up now.

9. What is the most exciting moment?

Gu Erli (cos Fu Lang): Don't frown, I'll just go.

When I said this, I was bloodied by his handsome face, and I was distressed and moved.

Fu Lang: That day he said, come home with me, the sunset is so beautiful, and suddenly he was moved.

Gu Erli: Why can't I remember?

Fu Lang: I have always remembered your casual gentleness for a long time.

10. Did you feel for a moment that he didn't like you?

Gu Erli: No, I'm so cute, it's too late to be hugged and petted every day, how could Goudan not like me.

Fu Lang: When he was playing games and ignoring me.

Gu Erli: Absolutely not, I swear!Even if I am playing games, I can turn off the computer immediately if you call me.

Fu Lang: Hehe...

Gu Erli: I was wrong...

11. Did you feel for a moment that you didn't like the other person that much?

Gu Erli: No.

Fu Lang: No.

12. Do you know each other well?

Gu Erli: Once you understand it, you can no longer understand it.I know his temper like a dog.

Fu Lang: To use my previous words, even if he farts, I can know what instant noodles he ate for lunch.

Gu Erli: This metaphor can only show that you understand instant noodles.

Fu Lang (glanced at him lightly): .

13. What is the other party's favorite food?

Gu Erli: He doesn't eat onions, ginger, garlic, chicken, fish, pork, and mutton. He doesn't eat all kinds of seasonings. He can't eat spicy food. He likes to eat various brands of pineapple cakes, except for this one, which seems to be gone?

Fu Lang: Meat, all kinds of meat, just meat.

Gu Erli: You are too perfunctory.

Fu Lang: That's because you like to eat too much.

14. What is the other person's favorite thing to do?

Gu Erli: Panting.Play muay thai, sing, run circles.Do what you love.

Fu Lang: Play basketball, play games.Do what you love.

15. What are your common hobbies?

Gu Erli: Do what you love.

Fu Lang: +1

16. What are the advantages of the other party?

Gu Erli: The advantage, really... I won't remember it for a while.

Fu Lang: What advantages does he have?I really do not know.

Gu Erli: If I have to say it, the cooking is delicious, the voice is nice, the looks are good-looking, the life is good and not clingy.It can be cute or handsome, and it can change face very quickly.

Fu Lang: Obedient, cheerful, funny, a bit of a thief makes people like it.

17. What are the shortcomings of the other party that you cannot accept?

Gu Erli: Since two people are together, there is nothing unacceptable, the key is mutual tolerance.

Fu Lang: No.

Gu Erli: Not really.

18. Have the two ever quarreled?

Gu Erli: It must be noisy.

Fu Lang: Quite a lot.

19. What is the reason for the quarrel?

Gu Erli: There is everything, usually it is some trivial things that don't matter.Who remembers this.

Fu Lang: I didn't remember it, just forget it after the quarrel.

Gu Erli: There are too many to remember.

Fu Lang: As far as your memory is concerned, let me ask you what did you eat this morning?

Gu Erli (scratching his head): Huh?

Fu Lang: Your memory is only seven seconds...

20. How do you usually resolve quarrels?

Gu Erli: Acting like a baby, admitting mistakes, hugging, and then beep—pulling the light.

Fu Lang: I think emotions must be vented at that time, so I don't think quarreling is a bad thing.After the quarrel, turn around and make up.

Gu Erli: I am the kind who can forgive him hundreds of times every minute when his eyes turn red.

Fu Lang: As soon as he looked at me, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I immediately apologized.

21. Have you ever done anything that made the other party sad?

Gu Erli: I don't know if he was hurt or not at the time, anyway, I was quite sad after finishing many things.For example, the first time I mentioned breaking up and said angry words, I was very sad.

Fu Lang: Probably, when he confessed, he turned his head and left without listening to what he said.

Gu Erli: Stupid, I wasn't sad at the time.I just feel sorry for you.

Fu Lang: I am also sad because I love you.

Gu Erli (stretches arms): Don’t cry, don’t cry, come and hug~

Fu Lang: hug~

Author (patting the table): You are enough, hello)

22. Have you ever made a decision that you particularly regret?

Gu Erli: (with affection) I regret not meeting Fu Lang sooner.

(Rise up by slapping the table) I met a few years ago, Fu Lang was still a round face at that time, ahhh, I regret it to death.

Fu Lang: Nothing to regret.

23. How do you usually call each other?

Gu Erli: If you are happy, you can call him Uncle Fu, if you are not happy, you will be a jerk, and you usually call him Fu Goudan.

Fu Lang: Call him an idiot if you are happy, but also an idiot if you are not happy, because he is an idiot.

Gu Erli: Say it again!

Fu Lang: I just like idiots like you.

24. Use an animal to describe the other party?

Gu Erli: Black cat.Sometimes indifferent, sometimes cute.

Fu Lang: Huskies.

Gu Erli: dog.jpg

25. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Gu Erli: his waist, pubic bone, and long legs.

Fu Lang: Neck, collarbone.lips.

Gu Erli: Lips?

Fu Lang: When I kiss you, I feel very emotional.

Gu Erli (holding Fu Lang's hand): Author, pause for questioning, let's go to the bathroom first!

26. Which part of your body do you think looks the best?

Gu Erli: I am born perfect, and I look good all over.

Fu Lang: Well, you even have double eyelids in your ass.

Gu Erli: Get out.

Fu Lang: Seriously, I think my hands and legs are pretty.

Gu Erli: Right, right!Add to the previous question.

Fu Lang (gazing at Gu Erli): Your eyelashes look good too.

Gu Erli: Yours is also pretty.

Author: Is this entering into a business mutual blow mode?

27. Where do you feel the most about kissing each other?

Gu Erli: Well, that's right, I won't tell you, it's there.

Fu Lang: Not suitable for children.

Gu Erli: Actually, I think every place feels different.

Fu Lang: I also think that we should try more.

28. Where was the first time you had sex?

Gu Erli: First time?let me see……

Fu Lang: If you can't fucking remember, this is the scene of the murder.

Gu Erli (patting his forehead): Hey, I remembered, it was at Lin Zeyong's house.

Fu Lang (gouges out Gu Erli's eyes): That time there was no sex at all.

Gu Erli: Is that in the dormitory?

Fu Lang: Yes.

Gu Erli: Don't... don't mention it.

Fu Lang: Yes.

Gu Erli: I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong I was wrong...

Fu Lang: You fucking shut up.

29. How did it feel the first time?

Gu Erli: The feeling of the chrysanthemum being torn, how can it feel.

Fu Lang: Didn't you say it was cool?

Gu Erli (nodding): I just like this tearing feeling.

Fu Lang: Not very beautiful.

Gu Erli: This kind of thing only feels good if you try it more.

30 mind the body position?

Gu Erli: I don't mind. I don't mind if there is something wrong with the two elders.

Fu Lang: Men have normal physiological needs, and it doesn't matter who is on or off.

Gu Erli: We are all open to young people.

31. Which body position do you like most?

Gu Erli: Climb the wall?That volley feeling is very wonderful.

Fu Lang: The car shakes.

Gu Erli: I didn't expect you to be such an asshole.

32. Don't you feel shy?

Gu Erli: What is shyness?Absolutely no, the word has never appeared in my dictionary.

Fu Lang: Shy?What means.

Gu Erli: I don't know.

Fu Lang: I don't understand.

33. How did the other party react when you climaxed?

Gu Erli: He will call my name with a subwoofer, and his eyelashes are a little wet, as if he has changed.

Fu Lang: Panting low, hugging me without letting go, raising her neck, the arc at the Adam's apple is particularly beautiful.

Gu Erli: Tsk tsk, a lascivious young woman on the bed, and a handsome young man under the bed.

Fu Lang: Get lost.

34. Do you think the opponent's skills are good?

Gu Erli (glances at Fu Lang, then again): It was not good at first, but then it got better.

Fu Lang: It's hard to describe in one word, but it's okay.

Gu Erli: ...

Fu Lang: But it got better later on, maybe I brought it up.

Gu Erli: Can you show some face?

35. The one thing you most want to do?

Gu Erli: We have always been on good terms with Fu Lang.Travel around the world together.

Fu Lang: +1

Gu Erli: I want to have sex with him on the top of the Himalayas.

36. Which city will you settle in in the future?

Gu Erli: Follow my dog, go wherever you like.

Fu Lang: I will go wherever Gu Erli is.

37. Have you thought about being together forever?

Gu Erli: I never thought that we would be separated.

Fu Lang: Don't even think about it, it's just him for the rest of my life.

38. What makes you feel that you can be with each other for a lifetime?

Gu Erli: Every time he holds my hand tightly, I will have this urge.

Fu Lang: When I looked at him, my thoughts came naturally.

39. Have you thought about breaking up?

Gu Erli: Has this question been asked before?Author, are you sincerely sowing discord?Just expect us to separate, right?

Fu Lang (analysis with cheek rest): The author has not abused enough writing, so he has been brushing up on the sense of presence,

Author: QAQ

40. What would you do if the other party died?

Gu Erli: Damn, the author, you play a lot.

Fu Lang: Let's kill the author first.

Gu Erli: If he is dead, what's the point of my being alive.

Fu Lang: What an idiot.Me too.

41. Have you ever thought about how to live in old age in the future?

Gu Erli: I do it every day, how can I get old?

Fu Lang: I haven't thought about it.

42. Now think about it.

Gu Erli: It is estimated that I will become a new generation of dance kings in the square dance. (laughs) Just kidding, I will drink tea with Fu Lang to play with birds, take a walk, and play basketball.Become the most...handsome little old man in the entire square.

Fu Lang: If you keep a young heart, you will never grow old.Like Chestnut he will always be a big boy.

Gu Erli: Yes, I also think it mainly depends on the mentality.For example, when I am with my dog ​​Daner, I always feel like a baby.

Fu Lang: Come on, speak up.

Gu Erli: Okay.

Author: HP-10086

43. Why not get married?

Gu Erli: Who stipulated that we must get married?

Fu Lang: Do you have to get married?I think it's fine.

Gu Erli: I also think that marriage may not be politically correct, and it is fine now.

44. Have you ever lied to the other party?

Gu Erli: Yes, it's about the company.Later, he voluntarily admitted it.

Fu Lang: Generally, I don't say anything. If I lie, I don't say it.

45. What do you two do when you're done, which is called sage time?

Gu Erli: This topic should not be too jumpy.

Fu Lang: He would hug me and not let go, and he would smoke afterwards.

Gu Erli: He...will pull me to talk about philosophy...

46. ​​When do you think he is the cutest?

Gu Erli: I think he is the cutest when he just wakes up and before he wakes up. His long eyelashes are moving, so damn cute just thinking about it.I am cute and miss a day.

Fu Lang: My chestnuts are 360-degree cute without dead ends.There isn't a moment that isn't cute.

Gu Erli: Fuck, I feel pampered.

Fu Lang: Pet you pet you.

47. How do you respond to readers who say that you become mothers when you fall in love?

Gu Erli: Ah, that's right baby, you're right.

Fu Lang: No fuck talk.

48. Do you feel yourself attacking?

Gu Erli: The main attack is me.

Fu Lang: It must be attacked.

Gu Erli: Here I won't describe how Fu Lang's attack was suppressed by me.

Fu Lang: I won't describe how Gu Erli was bullied and cried by me.

Gu Erli: ... didn't cry.

49. What do you most want to say to him?

Gu Erli: What are you eating today, son of a bitch?

Fu Lang: Fish-flavored shredded pork.

50. Who do you think is more handsome?

Gu Erli: You are enough of an author who sows discord.I refuse to answer this question.

Fu Lang: Me.

Gu Erli: Well, I think so too.

Fu Lang: Your answer surprised me a bit.

Gu Erli: Pet you pet you.

51. Who is better with the opposite sex?

Gu Erli: My relationship with the opposite sex is better, but his relationship with the same sex is better.

Fu Lang: He.Because girls should prefer the kind of character that is warmer and more masculine, and I am usually not attractive.

Gu Erli: You don't know yourself well enough...

Fu Lang: What?Isn't my character set a tall, cold, dark-bellied male god with facial paralysis?

52. Someone said that it was very rude to fight when you first met, how do you respond?

Gu Erli (pushing the table): Fuck him, who the hell said I was rude?

Fu Lang: Day, whoever said it, stand up and don't beat him to death.

53. Some people commented that Fu Lang threw Gu Erli's hot water bottle as soon as he met him, which is very uneducated. How do you respond?

Gu Erli: I don't care about being idle, what does he care about.I just like my dog ​​Daner to joke with me.

Fu Lang: Just kidding.In order to attract his attention.

Gu Erli: I seem to have learned a lot of incredible things today.

54. When you are busy at work, will you insist on calling the other party?

Gu Erli: No, I will start the video.I can't believe how busy I am that I don't even have time to make a phone call.

Fu Lang: There is no need to persist in this habit at all, it's just instinct.

Gu Erli: I also work to support the two of us. In essence, people are more important.

55. Who is usually busy?

Gu Erli (pointing to the other party): Him.

Fu Lang (pointing to the other party): Him.

56. Someone wants to ask you how to maintain a long-term love.

Gu Erli: Both of you should be independent, respect him, appreciate him, and most importantly love him.

Fu Lang: Same as above.

57. Is your relationship public?

Gu Erli: Open, I don’t think there is anything wrong with it. After all, my boyfriend is tall, handsome and successful in his career. Both men and women like it.

Fu Lang: I can't wait to show off every day.

Gu Erli: You are my pride.

Fu Lang: You too.

Author: If you don't agree with each other, you will abuse the dog.

58. If you two have a dispute, how will you resolve it?

Gu Erli: First of all, this problem will not exist.Because we never had an argument.

Fu Lang: There really was...

Gu Erli: Did you agree that we are a family?

Fu Lang: You forgot that you have to take a bath with cold water in the morning.

Gu Erli: Oh, if there is a dispute, I usually listen to him.

59. Want to try role-playing?

Gu Erli (looking silently at Fu Lang): Life lies in the courage to try.

Fu Lang: I think so.

60. In role-playing, what do you like most, for example, police and criminals, firefighters, soldiers.

Gu Erli: I think the uniform play is more interesting.

Fu Lang: I want to whip him with a small whip and make him kneel down and call me master.

Gu Erli (shocked. JPG): WTF?Is this what you really think?

Fu Lang: Yes.

Gu Erli: In the future... you can try

61. Usually who is the more active party?

Gu Erli: I think we are both quite hot-blooded and easily impulsive.

Fu Lang: Me.

Gu Erli: An honest boy.

Fu Lang: Usually, before he makes a move, I'm already dead.

Gu Erli: Hearing his snort, I will be stoned!The most irresistible part of voice control is the subwoofer! ! !

62. Do you like watching romantic action movies?

Gu Erli: This one still needs to be seen.

Fu Lang: Yes, after all, there are still many things worth learning?

63. How many poses have been unlocked now?

Gu Erli: I counted and basically did everything that could be done.

Fu Lang: There are still many unlocked.Never been outdoors.

Gu Erli: Please read the 35 articles. I want to have sex with Fu Lang on the top of the Himalayas, which has been included in my wish list.

64. What is the most shameful thing you have done?

Gu Erli: Why should I tell you?

Fu Lang: Tsk tsk, it's not suitable for children, don't say it.

65. Which time do you feel the most exciting to have sex?

Gu Erli: That time on the rooftop.

Fu Lang: Same as above.

Gu Erli: I said, can we talk about health?

66. Favorite type of movie to watch?

Gu Erli: Damn, this topic has really changed...

Fu Lang: European and American.

Gu Erli: Me too.

67. What changes do you think have taken place after being with the other party?

Gu Erli: The love is clean, and the work and rest are regular.

Fu Lang: I suddenly feel that the world is full of love.

Gu Erli: Bah, it's really official.

Fu Lang: Just telling the truth.

Gu Erli: Sudden Heartbeat.JPG.

68. What do you think is the happiest thing?

Gu Erli: Get up early in the morning, and you can reach him as soon as you reach out.

Fu Lang: Living together, I feel very happy every day.

69. Tell a little secret.

Gu Erli: Since it is a secret, why should I let you know?

Fu Lang: Actually, I ate the last piece of cake yesterday.

Gu Erli: Damn, I said I couldn’t find it no matter how hard I searched.

70. This book is over, is there anything you want to say to your fans?

Gu Erli: People who like me, you are all promising and visionary people, I believe you will be happy!

Fu Lang: Ladies and gentlemen...

Gu Erli (interrupted): I wish you all New Year greetings!

Fu Lang (respecting and standing): Remember, life is to follow your own heart, and you will definitely find someone who suits you.

Gu Erli: Is that da character trying to be cute?

Fu Lang: Yes.

Gu Erli: Jealousy makes me ugly, jealousy makes me ugly, jealousy makes me ugly.

71. I heard that you will publish a diary, what is in the diary?

Gu Erli: The author is shameless, and he doesn't even pay advertising fees.

Fu Lang: I have never seen such a brazen author.

Gu Erli: There will be illustrations of the two of us, daily episodes, and some peripherals in this blog.

Fu Lang: Also, Gu Erli's favorite is meat!

Gu Erli: Paralyzed, every time this kind of wretched character is set up, I'm the one to beat it.

Fu Lang: Touch your head.

72. What is the thing you most want to do now?

Gu Erli: Go home for dinner, hot pot with cold beer.

Fu Lang: Eat with him.

73. Please use short language to praise the author.

Gu Erli: I refuse.

Fu Lang: I can't say what goes against my heart.

"Gu Erli and Fu Lang's little brothers are less than two centimeters together."

The author of the vengeance wrote this at the end.

The author has something to say:

It was finally over, the author Gong lay down on the sofa and took a breath.I'm a little bit sad.

Little angels, remember to pay attention to the author's new article, which is the passionate youth campus article "Hot Wind"!

Guided by Wenhuang, I recommend the little sweet article "You Have His Toffee Smell on You". "

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