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"Ah~~ah" Gu Erli was stunned for a moment and immediately reacted, and stood there and sang, "Let us be companions in the world of mortals, live a chic and unrestrained life. Ride horses and gallop to share the prosperity of the world..."

"Get out."

"Howling what?"

"It's time to take medicine."

A group of people looked at Gu Erli with crazy eyes, only Fu Lang sat there motionless holding back a smile.

Fuck!

Just now, Fu Lang's attack was so ruthless that he could feel pain in his egg when he sat down.

Gu Erli glanced at him: "You can do it, if you focus on it, your boyfriend will become a eunuch."

Fu Lang tilted his head, picked up a shrimp, peeled it and put it on the plate in front of him, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll help you when I get back."

"Fuck." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing, "There are so many people, if someone overhears..."

"I've heard it." Bei Bei leaned over, grinning, and snatched away the shrimp that Fu Lang had just shelled.

Before Gu Erli could snatch it, he stuffed it into his mouth.

"Your sister!" Gu Erli put down the chopsticks, and tore Lu Yaobei's face out. "Hurry up and spit it out. If you don't spit it out, I'll pick it up."

Lu Yaobei asked He Zheng for help while struggling.

He Zheng had a long hand, and grabbed Lu Yaobei into his arms with a grab to the side, and raised his eyebrows at Gu Erli: "As for being so stingy? I have already eaten the shrimp, and I want to go to the toilet later to fetch it for you."

"I can't eat this meal!" Gu Erli was so disgusted.

"Come on, I'll peel another one for you." Fu Lang's slender fingers were flying up and down, and a naked shrimp was thrown into the plate.

Gu Erli swallowed his saliva and asked, "Does what you said just now count?"

"What?"

"Just help me masturbate."

"Forget it." Fu Lang curled his lips into a smile, "I won't rub your bald skin for you, my fucking surname is not Fu."

Gu Erli swallowed, unable to speak: "⊙▽⊙"

Facts have proved that talking about nasty jokes at the dinner table still affects appetite.The two of them were full after a few mouthfuls, and a table began to toast.

Fu Lang was quite reserved at first, but seeing the group of grandsons drinking out of their true colors, the girls who had been pretending to be socialites just now completely liberated their natures after drinking, turning into rock musicians one by one, jumping around in place, holding the wine bottle Go against it.

Then Fu Lang felt much more at ease, and took two sips from time to time, and later he took a sip on Gu Erli's face when he got drunk.

Gu Erli had been looking at Beibei just now, afraid that he would do something ridiculous if he drank too much.

So he didn't pay much attention to Fu Lang.

He didn't turn his head until he felt something soft on the right side of his face, just as Fu Lang stretched out his hand to break his chin, and as soon as his lips moved forward, he bit his tongue directly.

Having learned from the past, this person became very enthusiastic when he drank too much. Thinking of the last time, Gu Erli immediately became a little angry, and immediately hugged Fu Lang in his arms and said, "Don't make trouble."

So many people are watching, let's go home and make out again.

Fu Lang ignored him, buried in his arms and began to pull at the collar of his clothes.

Gu Erli was wearing a shirt today, with a denim jacket and a down jacket on top, and there were three or four pieces of clothes layered on top of each other. Gu Erli let him pick it up and didn't care.

I just talked about it with my friends while drinking.

After drinking, a group of people said they were going to sing.

Gu Erli pulled Fu Lang to stand up, and walked in front without paying much attention.

When the waiter came in to check out, he turned around and ran away when he saw him.

Gu Erli lowered his head, and saw that all his buttons had been undone, the zipper of his coat, and the buttons of his shirt, all of which had been undone.

With his arms open, he looked almost like an exhibitionist. No wonder the little girl was scared away, and she probably thought he was a hooligan.

Gu Erli immediately started zipping with his back to the person, turned his head to glance at the smiling culprit and cursed: "Fu Lang, you bastard."

"Why did the cashier run away just now?" The friend asked Gu Erli's shoulder.

"I ran away handsomely." Gu Erli patted his head and said without any shyness.

When a group of people arrived at the KTV, Fu Lang remained paralyzed and did not speak.

Just now, Gu Erli deliberately picked a corner, thinking of rubbing shoulders with him and making out with him.

Seeing that he looked uncomfortable, he didn't have the heart to do this.

Then he wanted to buy a bottle of water for Fu Lang, but after going out for a long time, he couldn't find anything for sale, and then he almost got lost in the huge KTV.

Fortunately, I met a waitress on the way and led him to the counter to order a few bottles of water and snacks.

When he carried these things back, he saw at a glance that the microphone was in Fu Lang's hand.

At that time, Gu Erli was nervous, he piled the things in his hand into the arms of the person next to him, and rushed over to snatch the microphone from him.

"Damn it, don't let him sing!" Gu Erli snatched it away, frowned and threw the microphone to someone else, "He can't sing, he's tone deaf."

"I will." Fu Lang looked up at him, and retorted a little dissatisfied.

"You won't." Gu Erli smoked a cigarette, with his long legs resting on the table, still feeling a little terrified, Fu Lang almost gasped again in front of so many people, Gu Erli exhaled the cigarette, Looking at him heavily, he said, "You drank too much."

"Hey Lizi, your boyfriend's voice is really good." The friend sitting next to him unscrewed a bottle of water and said, "I'm an old man, he made me gasp for life. I finally know why you were bent .”

WTF?

Gu Erli frowned and glared at Fu Lang, feeling a little annoyed.

"What did you sing just now?" Gu Erli gritted his teeth.

"King Kong Fox." Fu Lang had a righteous expression on his face.

The original name of this song is "Qing Mei Hu", and it was originally a wave, but he was originally a subwoofer with a smoky voice, and his voice was extremely low when he sang the cover, not charming at all.Fans yelled that they heard the fake Qing Meihu, saying that it was clearly King Kong Fox.

Gu Erli had only heard of Vajra Gourd Baby, but never of Vajra Fox.

So he searched on the Internet, and after hearing it, he gritted his teeth even more.

"Sing it to me when you get home later." Gu Erli demanded viciously.

"Okay." Fu Lang leaned lazily on the sofa, his eyes were black and bright.

"Sing it ten times." Gu Erli added, "I will sing while whipping with a small leather whip."

"Ah, fine." Fu Lang smiled.

"Drop wax oil." Gu Erli added another sentence.

"Are you finished?" Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "Have a cigarette."

Without thinking, Gu Erli handed him the cigarette in his mouth.

Fu Lang held it between his teeth, squinted his eyes and took a sip, dusted off the cigarette and said, "Is this an indirect kiss?"

Gu Erli took out another cigarette, lowered his head and lit it at his fire.

"Say it directly if you want to."

After speaking, he kissed him, and the faint smell of tobacco diffused between his lips and teeth.

With a little sweetness and bitterness.

At the end of the song, the group of people were completely excited, jumping and dancing, and sang together.

Gu Erli put his arms around Fu Lang and kissed under the flickering lights, as if he had never kissed in his life.

After being tired for a long time, when the two of them went out, a group of people pointed at them and scolded them.

"Shameless." "Show affection will score sooner or later." "Indecent."

Gu Erli put his arms around Fu Lang's shoulders, looked at them proudly and said, "I admire you heterosexuals very much. After all, it is still difficult for everyone to accept such behaviors that go against common sense and morality. Choose to respect you."

He spoke nonsense in a serious manner, which attracted a burst of ridicule.

A friend who was quite close, came over and asked him seriously: "Lizi, is there something wrong with your company recently, I heard..."

Gu Erli pinched his cigarette, pressed it on the trash can, and smiled with the corners of his lips: "There's nothing wrong with hanging."

"That's okay, if there is anything you can use brother, just ask. I will help you."

Gu Erli put his arms around his shoulders, bumped into him lightly, nodded and said, "Brother, thank you."

In fact, he is especially grateful for the friends who appeared in his life. The existence of these people let him know that he is worthy of being loved.

Let him feel that he is very good and can be treated tenderly by the world.

He went home with Fu Lang the next day after the party.

Today's New Year's Eve, the streets are very deserted, and there are not many people at the high-speed rail station.

The two of them were walking on the road with their pockets in their pockets. They saw that lanterns were hung up all around, and it was bustling.

The atmosphere of the New Year in the north is very strong, especially when there is heavy snowfall.The snowflakes are fluttering, and the red and white colors complement each other, eye-catching.

"A lot of police forces were dispatched to clear the snow today." Gu Erli glanced at his phone and said, "It's not easy to call the police when it's Chinese New Year."

"really."

"Beibei was driving and fell into a ditch because of slippery roads. Then the police car came to rescue him, but he also fell into the ditch halfway."

"I'll go, is he okay?"

"That guy is a lucky star. I don't believe he can destroy the earth." Gu Erli smiled and asked Fu Lang's pocket, "Tell me, will my mother give me lucky money?"

"Yesterday, she told me that she had wrapped up New Year's money for you. But you are also willing to ask for it."

"Isn't there an emoji on the Internet that is very popular, that's it, Auntie, don't make it up. While refusing it, put it in your pocket."

When I met Jiang Zhilan at the place, Gu Erli devoted himself to restoring this emoji.

After receiving the red envelope, Gu Erli sat in front of the table a little awkwardly, thinking of what language to use to make himself worse, so that Jiang Zhilan would let him have the New Year's Eve dinner.

He was sitting on the sofa in the living room of Fu Lang's house watching TV with Jiang Zhilan, his mind was not on the TV series at all, he racked his brains to figure out how to tell him.

Just as she was thinking about it, Jiang Zhilan suddenly took the initiative and said, "Lizi, you can stay home for dinner today."

Gu Erli's eyes lit up with joy when he heard this sentence, but he stopped for a moment, shook his head and said, "Auntie, this, I'm afraid it's not good."

Jiang Zhilan smiled: "You kid is so funny."

Fu Lang squeezed a piece of candy, turned his head to look at Gu Erli and said, "Your plastic acting skills are not careless, my mother can see it."

"Ah? What?" Gu Erli pretended to be confused, and continued to act vigorously.

"Stupid." Fu Lang threw the candy wrapper on him.

The three of them watched TV for a while, and Gu Erli started complaining about the host's hairstyle and kept talking.

Fu Lang occasionally answered a sentence, and Jiang Zhilan laughed so hard.The scene is very warm and harmonious.

In the afternoon they started making dumplings, Fu Lang rolled out the skins, Gu Erli chopped the stuffing, and Jiang Zhilan kneaded the dumplings.

Gu Erli held two kitchen knives in his hand, chopping randomly, turned his head and smiled at Jiang Zhilan: "Mom, help me bring the soy sauce."

"Okay." Jiang Zhilan reached out for a bottle of soy sauce and handed it to him.

It took Gu Erli a long time to react, huh huh? ? ?

What did I just call her?

Accidentally speak out your heart?

Is it an illusion?

Seeing that Jiang Zhilan didn't react much, he thought he was hallucinating, so he didn't care.

After making the dumplings and putting them in the pot, the three sat at the table, chatting while eating.

Feeling a bit gritty while eating, Gu Erli spat out a coin from his mouth and glanced at the two of them.

"I wrapped it in." Jiang Zhilan smiled, "Quickly make a New Year's wish with chestnuts."

Gu Erli said it silently in his heart: I hope Fu Lang and I can always be good.

"What wish?" Jiang Zhilan asked curiously.

Gu Erli took a bite of the dumplings, blinked and asked her, "Do you really want to hear it?"

Jiang Zhilan nodded.

Fu Lang exchanged glances with him, put his hand under his chin, and made a "you say" gesture.

Gu Erli plucked up his courage, and said in a tone he had practiced many times: "I hope to be with Fu Lang forever."

Someone set off fireworks outside the window, and they flew into the sky with a whistling sound. Ambilight bloomed in an instant, and the sky was illuminated by it.

Gu Erli turned his face sideways and took a look.

Then I heard Jiang Zhilan answer very clearly, although her voice was not loud.

She said, "Okay. I see."

Then he was a little speechless, and his mood was like that incomparably gorgeous little firework just now,—whee——boom.

Bursting with joy.