roommate he is straight
Chapter 69
Gu Erli and Fu Lang looked at each other, and Gu Erli asked him with his eyes, "What should I do?"
Fu Lang copied his pocket and said, "Calm down."
Then he walked into the ward, sat by Jiang Zhilan's bed and pretended to be stupid: "Mom, what's wrong?"
Next, Gu Erli did something, which made him think it was the smartest thing in his life
"Auntie, why are you looking for Doudou? My eyes were fascinated by the sand just now."
Gu Erli rubbed his eyes vigorously, and acted vigorously, "Doudou blew it for me."
Fu Lang turned his face away, a little wanting to laugh, but he couldn't help it, but his shoulders still trembled uncontrollably.
Jiang Zhilan nodded, but didn't ask any further questions.He just glanced at Gu Erli and said, "Does your eyes still hurt? I have eye drops in the drawer."
Fu Lang quickly took out a box of eye drops from the drawer, pulled Gu Erli and walked out: "Mom, I'm going to give him eye drops."
"Yes." Jiang Zhilan sat on the bed and turned on the TV.
"We'll come to see you at night, and we'll chat with Aunt Lin in the next ward first."
Gu Erli turned around and said something.
"Okay, you guys go and play." Jiang Zhilan nodded, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and kneaded them.
She has been in a good mood these two days, so she is still interested in eating melon seeds.
Aunt Lin came over, looked at Gu Erli and Fu Lang's back, and praised, "Both of your sons are tall and handsome, you are really blessed."
Jiang Zhilan shook her head embarrassingly: "The two children are worried."
In view of what happened just now, Fu Lang was careful this time, and dared to hook Gu Erli's shoulder after walking a long way.
He didn't know if he was too sensitive or what, he always felt that Jiang Zhilan should have discovered something, but he didn't say anything.
But it's a good thing that he didn't lose his temper. Now he is going to use delaying tactics, as long as he can delay.After all, you can't provoke her with this matter now.
"Damn it." Fu Lang stuffed the eye drops into his pocket, and patted Gu Erli's shoulder, "Big brother is good enough, just now your ability to adapt to changes is getting better and better."
"My old lady Meng's acting skills are more than enough." Gu Erli looked proud, "Hey, wait a minute, a group of people are going to our place. Hurry up and go back and tidy up the bedroom."
I haven't been back to that place for a long time. Before leaving last time, the two of them rolled from the sofa to the bed, and the traces of the battle were scattered all over the place. If my friends saw it, I don't know how to feel.
Anyway, when I stood there, I felt that my old face was flushed, and the picture was full of sense.
"What are you waiting for, hurry up." Fu Lang glanced at his watch, "The enemy army still has two hours to reach the battlefield."
"Damn..." Gu Erli turned over from the sofa, "I'm going to empty the trash can in the bathroom now."
There was a mess of paper balls in the bathroom, and they were swept into the trash can.
Just as I was about to pick up the garbage bag and empty it, the doorbell rang.
???
Didn't you say there are still two hours?
It is really impossible to guard against, so there is no need to guard against it anymore.
Gu Erli casually stuffed the garbage into a corner, kicked the bathroom door hard, and closed it with a bang.Then he quickly ran to the door, blocked there knowingly and asked, "Who is it?"
"It's me." Liu Shuo's face appeared in the cat's eyes, magnified several times, looking like a retarded person, "Your baby, Liu Shuo."
"Sorry, the answer was wrong, and I refused to open the door." As for the baby, Gu Erli almost vomited.
Fu Lang just finished tidying up and came out of the bedroom, and said to the door: "Baby Liu Shuo, later I will beat you until you don't even know your father, do you believe it?"
Liu Shuo hesitated: "I was wrong."
"Brother Lizi, open the door." Jiang Xiaobai said loudly, "I urinate here from the hospital, and if I don't open the door, I'll pee on your door?"
Gu Erli let out a chuckle: "You are peeing. Do you want me to pass you a basin and ask Xiao Zeze to catch it for you."
"Gu Erli, go to your uncle." Lin Zeyong knocked on the door irritably, "Hurry up and open the door, to be honest, were you just doing something messy?"
Really told him to be right.They clean up the messy battlefield.
Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang and exchanged glances.
Seeing that Fu Langbi made an OK gesture, he let the three of them in.
As soon as he opened the door, before Gu Erli let go of his hand, he felt a mass of something crawling under his armpit. There was a gust of wind, and his arm was cold, and then Jiang Xiaobai and others disappeared.
Gu Erli clicked his tongue and sat on the sofa in the living room, when he heard the toilet door shut with a bang.
Lin Zeyong crossed his legs and stared at Gu Erli: "Do you know how serious it is to hold back your urine? I'll never end with you when the prostate is so cute."
"The prostate is fine. Look at Liu Shuo, his impotence has been cured. You have to have confidence in the current medical technology." Gu Erli just wanted to put his arm on Liu Shuo, but Liu Shuo was dragged by Fu Lang up.
"Get up." Fu Lang threw him aside at once, raised Gu Erli's arms and put them on his shoulders, raised his long legs, and squinted at Liu Shuo who was lying on the edge of the sofa. With a smug smile.
"You are three years old." Liu Shuo hugged a pillow and sat on the sofa, looked around and said, "What about the girl? Where did you hide her?"
"You guys came early, didn't you say you won't be here until two hours later?" Gu Erli glanced at the time and said, "I haven't made an appointment yet."
"If this guy insists on coming here quickly, my leg is broken." Lin Zeyong took an orange from the table, peeled it and stuffed it into his mouth, "I just went to pick up Mengmeng, but I didn't get a taxi. Run to the subway station and take the subway."
"I don't think I can make my sister wait for a long time." Liu Shuo said aggrievedly, "Who knows it hasn't come yet, it's not kidding me."
As soon as he finished speaking, several people heard a scream from the toilet.
"Fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiang Xiaobai let out a roar like a pig, "I didn't bring the paper, I didn't bring the paper, I didn't bring the paper. Then the bathroom door closed again. Can't open it, I'm sitting on the toilet in a dilemma, what the hell should I do, who can save me, hurry up, I'm about to collapse and collapse!"
Gu Erli picked out his ears and asked Fu Lang, "What was the sound just now?"
Fu Lang fed him a peeled orange: "You didn't hear anything."
Gu Erli nodded: "Oranges are quite sweet."
Lin Zeyong snorted, got up and found a roll of paper towels, went to the door of the toilet, and first gave him the paper towels through the crack of the door.Pulled the door hard.
The glass door didn't budge.
Gu Erli remembered the kick he kicked just now, the door must have been broken by him.But what the heck.
Gu Erli happily fed oranges to Fu Lang.
Lin Zeyong was about to pry the door open, and outside, he took a pair of pliers he didn't know where he found it, and knocked there.
Jiang Xiaobai pulled up his trousers and stood in the bathroom feeling like crying.
"Don't worry, it will be opened later." Lin Zeyong shouted.
Gu Erli heard that his voice was a little loud, and asked Fu Lang: "How about I go help him?"
Fu Lang turned on Onmyoji on his mobile phone, put his chin on his shoulder and said, "Don't learn from Liu Shuo, you won't learn anything good."
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Liu Shuo started howling: "Lin Zeyong, are you good at all? If you can't, let me go."
"You fucking shut up." Gu Erli and Fu Lang spoke at the same time.
After a while, Lin Zeyong almost broke the door before prying open the toilet door.
Jiang Xiaobai was so tired waiting inside, he felt like he was about to fall asleep, so Lin Zeyong opened the door.
People are so tired that sweat drips down continuously.
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt that he was very great, shining with the brilliance of working people.
Holding a tissue in his hand, he blinked and looked at him: "Do you want to wipe your sweat?"
Lin Zeyong smiled, and stretched out his face directly.
Jiang Xiaobai looked at the face in front of him, his hand trembled and he almost lost his grip on the tissue.
Lin Zeyong looked at him with a smile that was so gentle that it could melt the Arctic glaciers.
Jiang Xiaobai raised his hand and carefully wiped off the sweat on his face, from his forehead to his neck.
His fingers touched his skin inadvertently, it was hot, with the temperature after exercise.
Jiang Xiaobai's face turned red instantly, and his hands stopped in mid-air.
"What's wrong?" Lin Zeyong grabbed his hand.
"Then what..." Jiang Xiaobai's eyes wandered, "I really didn't mean it, you have to believe me. I just remembered that the paper in my hand is the paper I just wiped your sweat. It is ...I pee...used...didn't throw it away...ah bah, I didn't see the trash can and don't know where to throw it..."
Lin Zeyong's eyebrows trembled uncontrollably, and he closed his eyes.
Jiang Xiaobai thought he was going to get angry, so he panicked and swallowed.
He hurriedly grabbed his neck, put his face forward and said, "Can I even kiss you?"
Lin Zeyong didn't respond after hearing this, but shook his head after a few seconds and said, "No, it will take several strokes."
Jiang Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to kiss his left cheek when Lin Zeyong suddenly turned his face to the side, aiming at his lips just in time.
Jiang Xiaobai felt his waist being hugged, Lin Zeyong turned back and pushed him against the wall, deepening the kiss.
Jiang Xiaobai was panting from his kiss, and after a while, he wanted to speak.
Lin Zeyong saw him blushing from being bullied by him, and couldn't bear it, so he let go of him and asked, "What do you want to say?"
Jiang Xiaobai coughed and said, "It's really suffocating me. I was a little out of breath just now."
Lin Zeyong bit his earlobe lightly, and said in his ear: "I will teach you in the future, just kiss a few more times."
When the two of them came out of the bathroom, Jiang Xiaobai's face was as red as if he had been exposed to the sun, he pursed his lips while blowing, and at the same time he spun around on the spot, like a small spinning top.
Gu Erli looked like he wanted to laugh, but felt that Jiang Xiaobai couldn't bear to be teased, and he was extremely shy when he said it a few times.
Just as he was about to tease Liu Shuo a few words, he heard the phone in his hand rang.
Fu Lang glanced at the caller ID, it was Sister Jing.
Gu Erli frowned and glanced at him, got up and went to the bedroom to answer the phone.
Lin Zeyong felt that his expression was a bit serious when he left just now, so he asked, "Who is calling?"
"The employees of the company." Fu Lang took a sip of water and replied, feeling that something was wrong.
Sure enough, Gu Erli came out of the bedroom after a while, approached Fu Lang and said to him: "I have to leave tomorrow, the company has something to do."
Fu Lang nodded: "That's fine. I'll see you off at the airport tomorrow."
Gu Erli put his arms around his shoulders, sat beside him and said, "I don't want to leave."
"But please don't." Fu Lang chuckled, "If you go on like this, I will be hated to death by your company's employees. The president is in love, and he doesn't even care about the company. Then what will happen to me?"
"Wait for me for two days." Gu Erli said softly, the volume was so low that only the two of them could hear.
The three people on the opposite side didn't know what they were talking about, but what was particularly tacit was that they all had "yooooooooo" expressions on their faces.
"Wait, I'll wait, I can afford to wait for the rest of my life. Let alone two days." Fu Lang picked up the orange and peeled another one, "In the future, you will probably spend a lot of time on business trips, and I will be an empty nester born in the 90s by then. Old man."
"Based on your words, I will resign now." Gu Erli laughed twice, and made a joke.
Unexpectedly, Fu Lang shook his head firmly and said, "Lizi, I hope you will do what you want, instead of just accommodating me. Because we still have a long way to go."
Fu Lang copied his pocket and said, "Calm down."
Then he walked into the ward, sat by Jiang Zhilan's bed and pretended to be stupid: "Mom, what's wrong?"
Next, Gu Erli did something, which made him think it was the smartest thing in his life
"Auntie, why are you looking for Doudou? My eyes were fascinated by the sand just now."
Gu Erli rubbed his eyes vigorously, and acted vigorously, "Doudou blew it for me."
Fu Lang turned his face away, a little wanting to laugh, but he couldn't help it, but his shoulders still trembled uncontrollably.
Jiang Zhilan nodded, but didn't ask any further questions.He just glanced at Gu Erli and said, "Does your eyes still hurt? I have eye drops in the drawer."
Fu Lang quickly took out a box of eye drops from the drawer, pulled Gu Erli and walked out: "Mom, I'm going to give him eye drops."
"Yes." Jiang Zhilan sat on the bed and turned on the TV.
"We'll come to see you at night, and we'll chat with Aunt Lin in the next ward first."
Gu Erli turned around and said something.
"Okay, you guys go and play." Jiang Zhilan nodded, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and kneaded them.
She has been in a good mood these two days, so she is still interested in eating melon seeds.
Aunt Lin came over, looked at Gu Erli and Fu Lang's back, and praised, "Both of your sons are tall and handsome, you are really blessed."
Jiang Zhilan shook her head embarrassingly: "The two children are worried."
In view of what happened just now, Fu Lang was careful this time, and dared to hook Gu Erli's shoulder after walking a long way.
He didn't know if he was too sensitive or what, he always felt that Jiang Zhilan should have discovered something, but he didn't say anything.
But it's a good thing that he didn't lose his temper. Now he is going to use delaying tactics, as long as he can delay.After all, you can't provoke her with this matter now.
"Damn it." Fu Lang stuffed the eye drops into his pocket, and patted Gu Erli's shoulder, "Big brother is good enough, just now your ability to adapt to changes is getting better and better."
"My old lady Meng's acting skills are more than enough." Gu Erli looked proud, "Hey, wait a minute, a group of people are going to our place. Hurry up and go back and tidy up the bedroom."
I haven't been back to that place for a long time. Before leaving last time, the two of them rolled from the sofa to the bed, and the traces of the battle were scattered all over the place. If my friends saw it, I don't know how to feel.
Anyway, when I stood there, I felt that my old face was flushed, and the picture was full of sense.
"What are you waiting for, hurry up." Fu Lang glanced at his watch, "The enemy army still has two hours to reach the battlefield."
"Damn..." Gu Erli turned over from the sofa, "I'm going to empty the trash can in the bathroom now."
There was a mess of paper balls in the bathroom, and they were swept into the trash can.
Just as I was about to pick up the garbage bag and empty it, the doorbell rang.
???
Didn't you say there are still two hours?
It is really impossible to guard against, so there is no need to guard against it anymore.
Gu Erli casually stuffed the garbage into a corner, kicked the bathroom door hard, and closed it with a bang.Then he quickly ran to the door, blocked there knowingly and asked, "Who is it?"
"It's me." Liu Shuo's face appeared in the cat's eyes, magnified several times, looking like a retarded person, "Your baby, Liu Shuo."
"Sorry, the answer was wrong, and I refused to open the door." As for the baby, Gu Erli almost vomited.
Fu Lang just finished tidying up and came out of the bedroom, and said to the door: "Baby Liu Shuo, later I will beat you until you don't even know your father, do you believe it?"
Liu Shuo hesitated: "I was wrong."
"Brother Lizi, open the door." Jiang Xiaobai said loudly, "I urinate here from the hospital, and if I don't open the door, I'll pee on your door?"
Gu Erli let out a chuckle: "You are peeing. Do you want me to pass you a basin and ask Xiao Zeze to catch it for you."
"Gu Erli, go to your uncle." Lin Zeyong knocked on the door irritably, "Hurry up and open the door, to be honest, were you just doing something messy?"
Really told him to be right.They clean up the messy battlefield.
Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang and exchanged glances.
Seeing that Fu Langbi made an OK gesture, he let the three of them in.
As soon as he opened the door, before Gu Erli let go of his hand, he felt a mass of something crawling under his armpit. There was a gust of wind, and his arm was cold, and then Jiang Xiaobai and others disappeared.
Gu Erli clicked his tongue and sat on the sofa in the living room, when he heard the toilet door shut with a bang.
Lin Zeyong crossed his legs and stared at Gu Erli: "Do you know how serious it is to hold back your urine? I'll never end with you when the prostate is so cute."
"The prostate is fine. Look at Liu Shuo, his impotence has been cured. You have to have confidence in the current medical technology." Gu Erli just wanted to put his arm on Liu Shuo, but Liu Shuo was dragged by Fu Lang up.
"Get up." Fu Lang threw him aside at once, raised Gu Erli's arms and put them on his shoulders, raised his long legs, and squinted at Liu Shuo who was lying on the edge of the sofa. With a smug smile.
"You are three years old." Liu Shuo hugged a pillow and sat on the sofa, looked around and said, "What about the girl? Where did you hide her?"
"You guys came early, didn't you say you won't be here until two hours later?" Gu Erli glanced at the time and said, "I haven't made an appointment yet."
"If this guy insists on coming here quickly, my leg is broken." Lin Zeyong took an orange from the table, peeled it and stuffed it into his mouth, "I just went to pick up Mengmeng, but I didn't get a taxi. Run to the subway station and take the subway."
"I don't think I can make my sister wait for a long time." Liu Shuo said aggrievedly, "Who knows it hasn't come yet, it's not kidding me."
As soon as he finished speaking, several people heard a scream from the toilet.
"Fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiang Xiaobai let out a roar like a pig, "I didn't bring the paper, I didn't bring the paper, I didn't bring the paper. Then the bathroom door closed again. Can't open it, I'm sitting on the toilet in a dilemma, what the hell should I do, who can save me, hurry up, I'm about to collapse and collapse!"
Gu Erli picked out his ears and asked Fu Lang, "What was the sound just now?"
Fu Lang fed him a peeled orange: "You didn't hear anything."
Gu Erli nodded: "Oranges are quite sweet."
Lin Zeyong snorted, got up and found a roll of paper towels, went to the door of the toilet, and first gave him the paper towels through the crack of the door.Pulled the door hard.
The glass door didn't budge.
Gu Erli remembered the kick he kicked just now, the door must have been broken by him.But what the heck.
Gu Erli happily fed oranges to Fu Lang.
Lin Zeyong was about to pry the door open, and outside, he took a pair of pliers he didn't know where he found it, and knocked there.
Jiang Xiaobai pulled up his trousers and stood in the bathroom feeling like crying.
"Don't worry, it will be opened later." Lin Zeyong shouted.
Gu Erli heard that his voice was a little loud, and asked Fu Lang: "How about I go help him?"
Fu Lang turned on Onmyoji on his mobile phone, put his chin on his shoulder and said, "Don't learn from Liu Shuo, you won't learn anything good."
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Liu Shuo started howling: "Lin Zeyong, are you good at all? If you can't, let me go."
"You fucking shut up." Gu Erli and Fu Lang spoke at the same time.
After a while, Lin Zeyong almost broke the door before prying open the toilet door.
Jiang Xiaobai was so tired waiting inside, he felt like he was about to fall asleep, so Lin Zeyong opened the door.
People are so tired that sweat drips down continuously.
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt that he was very great, shining with the brilliance of working people.
Holding a tissue in his hand, he blinked and looked at him: "Do you want to wipe your sweat?"
Lin Zeyong smiled, and stretched out his face directly.
Jiang Xiaobai looked at the face in front of him, his hand trembled and he almost lost his grip on the tissue.
Lin Zeyong looked at him with a smile that was so gentle that it could melt the Arctic glaciers.
Jiang Xiaobai raised his hand and carefully wiped off the sweat on his face, from his forehead to his neck.
His fingers touched his skin inadvertently, it was hot, with the temperature after exercise.
Jiang Xiaobai's face turned red instantly, and his hands stopped in mid-air.
"What's wrong?" Lin Zeyong grabbed his hand.
"Then what..." Jiang Xiaobai's eyes wandered, "I really didn't mean it, you have to believe me. I just remembered that the paper in my hand is the paper I just wiped your sweat. It is ...I pee...used...didn't throw it away...ah bah, I didn't see the trash can and don't know where to throw it..."
Lin Zeyong's eyebrows trembled uncontrollably, and he closed his eyes.
Jiang Xiaobai thought he was going to get angry, so he panicked and swallowed.
He hurriedly grabbed his neck, put his face forward and said, "Can I even kiss you?"
Lin Zeyong didn't respond after hearing this, but shook his head after a few seconds and said, "No, it will take several strokes."
Jiang Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to kiss his left cheek when Lin Zeyong suddenly turned his face to the side, aiming at his lips just in time.
Jiang Xiaobai felt his waist being hugged, Lin Zeyong turned back and pushed him against the wall, deepening the kiss.
Jiang Xiaobai was panting from his kiss, and after a while, he wanted to speak.
Lin Zeyong saw him blushing from being bullied by him, and couldn't bear it, so he let go of him and asked, "What do you want to say?"
Jiang Xiaobai coughed and said, "It's really suffocating me. I was a little out of breath just now."
Lin Zeyong bit his earlobe lightly, and said in his ear: "I will teach you in the future, just kiss a few more times."
When the two of them came out of the bathroom, Jiang Xiaobai's face was as red as if he had been exposed to the sun, he pursed his lips while blowing, and at the same time he spun around on the spot, like a small spinning top.
Gu Erli looked like he wanted to laugh, but felt that Jiang Xiaobai couldn't bear to be teased, and he was extremely shy when he said it a few times.
Just as he was about to tease Liu Shuo a few words, he heard the phone in his hand rang.
Fu Lang glanced at the caller ID, it was Sister Jing.
Gu Erli frowned and glanced at him, got up and went to the bedroom to answer the phone.
Lin Zeyong felt that his expression was a bit serious when he left just now, so he asked, "Who is calling?"
"The employees of the company." Fu Lang took a sip of water and replied, feeling that something was wrong.
Sure enough, Gu Erli came out of the bedroom after a while, approached Fu Lang and said to him: "I have to leave tomorrow, the company has something to do."
Fu Lang nodded: "That's fine. I'll see you off at the airport tomorrow."
Gu Erli put his arms around his shoulders, sat beside him and said, "I don't want to leave."
"But please don't." Fu Lang chuckled, "If you go on like this, I will be hated to death by your company's employees. The president is in love, and he doesn't even care about the company. Then what will happen to me?"
"Wait for me for two days." Gu Erli said softly, the volume was so low that only the two of them could hear.
The three people on the opposite side didn't know what they were talking about, but what was particularly tacit was that they all had "yooooooooo" expressions on their faces.
"Wait, I'll wait, I can afford to wait for the rest of my life. Let alone two days." Fu Lang picked up the orange and peeled another one, "In the future, you will probably spend a lot of time on business trips, and I will be an empty nester born in the 90s by then. Old man."
"Based on your words, I will resign now." Gu Erli laughed twice, and made a joke.
Unexpectedly, Fu Lang shook his head firmly and said, "Lizi, I hope you will do what you want, instead of just accommodating me. Because we still have a long way to go."
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