roommate he is straight

When people stay in a certain environment for a long time, they will have an illusion of being at a loss.

When he got off the train, Gu Erli's mind was buzzing, and the sound of the train whizzing by was still echoing in his ears.

So when Fu Lang called him, he didn't hear him.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Fu Lang poked his arm, just in time to poke the part that was bruised yesterday, causing Gu Erli to take a soft breath.

"Where did you hit?" Fu Lang was a little worried.

"I did it on purpose." Gu Erli smiled pretending not to care, raised his arms and said, "How many times have you played this routine, you don't have a long memory."

"Didn't I trust you?" Fu Lang put his shoulders on him and said, "My boyfriend abused me thousands of times, and I treat him like first love."

"It's touching." Gu Erli clicked his tongue for a long time, "I really should make a QQ space quotation for you, and paste every sentence you said, and I guess it will get a lot of little brothers and sisters to forward it like crazy."

"Take two more photos of you covering one eye, and you will be like a textbook Qzone internet celebrity."

"You are poisonous." Gu Erli raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said in a pose, "Is that so?"

"Yes, the corners of the mouth are raised slightly, revealing an evil and charming smile." Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "Come on, Mr. Fu will teach you the concave shape."

Gu Erli didn't know what Xiemei was mad at all, so he asked him humbly: "You come to Xiemei."

Fu Lang came as soon as he said it: "When you just need to laugh, say a word in your heart, I'm so fucking handsome, anyone who looks at me more than once will have a twitch."

Gu Erli applauded him: "You are really awesome."

Maybe the atmosphere on the train just now was too heavy, and the two of them unconsciously didn't mention those troublesome things.

On the way, Lu Yaobei sent a message to Gu Erli.

Fortunately, the grandson is still thinking about him, so he knows to send him a message.Gu Erli hadn't seen anyone for two months.

After reading the message he sent, Gu Erli almost fell down without laughing.

"The septic tank behind the cafeteria of the institute exploded, and feces sprayed all over the place. My mentality collapsed."

"At that time, He Zheng and I were sitting in the cafeteria eating, and there was a scene of feeding each other to show our affection, and then we smelled a bad smell. When we went out, we found that the cafeteria was surrounded by feces all over the place. We couldn't even get out. go."

"This meal makes me sick. I feel like I'm eating shit."

"I really want to take a picture of you, that guy's shit is unprecedented."

Messages were sent one after another, Gu Erli laughed so hard that he could smell it through the screen.

Fu Lang sat in the car and asked him why he was laughing.

"Due to the old pipes in the septic tank, Beibei's cafeteria sprayed shit all over the floor. It's true. He was eating at that time." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing, he hugged Fu Lang's arm hahaha, even his shoulders were tight Trembling uncontrollably.

Beibei lived like a joke, and he couldn't be happier if he could hear it.

"Then he should have a pretty good appetite." Fu Lang said lightly.

Hearing Gu Erli started laughing again, he couldn't stop laughing.

After laughing for a long time, I sent him a message: "Don't you usually like this, but eat it hard."

After replying to the message, he felt a little disgusted, and didn't know how Beibei felt after reading it.

In a blink of an eye, the car arrived at the hospital. In order to divert Fu Lang's attention, Gu Erli kept telling him jokes.

Fu Lang would answer a few sentences from time to time, looking extremely normal, and he didn't appear overly sad because of his mother's accident.

It turned out that I was overthinking.

Gu Erli let out a sigh of relief.

Fu Lang saw his tiny movement, and unconsciously held his hand and said, "It's okay, I've experienced this kind of thing several times, big and small. I'm used to it."

Just now Aunt Zhang called them and said that Jiang Zhilan was lying in the hospital ward.

Yesterday she took half a bottle of sleeping pills, and although she was saved, she was still in a trance, as if she had been stimulated.

When Jiang Zhilan was emotionally unstable, she also tried to commit suicide.

This was not the first time, so although Fu Lang felt uncomfortable, he was also a little helpless.

He felt that Jiang Zhilan was like a young lady who hadn't grown up yet, she would lose her temper with anyone who didn't like her.

So the relationship with his father has not been very good after marriage.

"Yeah." Gu Erli also shook his hand vigorously and said, "Anyway, you still have me."

Looking at Gu Erli's shining eyes, Fu Lang was a little moved.

Suddenly I remembered his sentence "I think we can all be each other's strength, not a weight on us".

With his words, Fu Lang felt that nothing mattered.

As long as Gu Er stood by his side, he was full of strength.

He gives him strength.

The two got on the elevator of the hospital and pushed open the door of the ward.

At a glance, there was a quilt covered with blue and white stripes, and Aunt Zhang was sitting with her back to them.

Hearing the knock on the door, he immediately stood up, brushed the messy hair on his forehead, pointed to Jiang Zhilan who was on the bed, and said hoarsely, "Just fell asleep."

Aunt Zhang's eyes were a little red, and she could tell that she had cried.

Usually she spends more time with Jiang Zhilan than Fu Lang.

Therefore, her relationship with Jiang Zhilan is not only the relationship between the employer and the nanny, but also a deep sisterhood.

"Aunt Zhang, I've worked hard on you for the past few days." Fu Lang took out a few hundred dollars from his pocket and stuffed them into her, "I know you definitely won't want it, but I still want to give it."

Aunt Zhang pushed it several times, but finally Fu Lang quietly stuffed it into her handbag.

"You go first, I'll take care of you here." Fu Lang sat down and nodded at her, and in a blink of an eye, Jiang Zhilan's wrist was stretched out from under the quilt.Limp on the side of the bed, slender and frail, with light blue blood vessels winding upwards.There is a one-finger-wide silver bracelet on the wrist, which faintly covers a several-inch-long knife edge.She has cut her wrists before.

Fu Lang sat on the head of the bed, watching the drops dripping from the bottle, resting his chin there in a daze.

Gu Erli hugged his shoulders silently, without saying a word, just stared blankly with him.

Fu Lang was not a talkative person before, when he was with Gu Erli, the two of them could start a group chat.Balabala can talk a lot, and he is not tired of talking all night long, as if there are endless topics to talk about.

But when he was quiet, Gu Erli was also very witty, without saying a word, he just bored with him silently.

After watching for half an hour, Fu Lang gradually became sleepy.Sitting on the chair and dozing off for a while, he saw Gu Erli coming up with something in his hand.

A small paper bowl filled with wontons was still steaming.

Gu Erli opened the bag outside the paper bowl, put it on the table, and handed Fu Lang a spoon: "Come, come, eat."

The green coriander floated on the soup, and Gu Erli added an extra spoonful of red oil and sesame chili sauce. The combination of red and green is very appetizing.

Fu Lang picked up the spoon and scooped up the soup.

Gu Erli silently picked out the coriander for him, and then separated the wonton wrapper from the meat.

After finishing the work, he pushed the skin in front of him and said, "Come on, I've made it all for you, please eat."

"That's right, there will be a reward in the evening." Fu Lang lowered his head and ate the wonton wrappers, nodding exaggeratedly and said, "Yes! The wonton wrappers my boyfriend peeled are delicious."

"You are poor." Gu Erli laughed twice, and was particularly curious about the "reward at night", "What do you reward me for?"

Fu Lang lowered his head and continued to eat the wonton wrappers, without looking at him, he asked, "What do you want?"

Gu Erli rubbed his hands wretchedly, glanced at Fu Lang with an expression of "you understand, I understand, everyone understands" and said, "Guess."

"I do not guess you guess guess."

"Guess, I guess, can you guess?"

"Guess whether you care about me."

"Well, don't mind your business." Gu Erli reread the word "bird" again, and continued to eat wonton meat there.

He especially likes to eat with Fu Lang, he loves everything that this person doesn't like.Fu Langtong picks out all kinds of big oil, big meat, big meat, and small meat for him.

"In front of my mother, can you be more civilized?" Fu Lang lowered his voice and glanced at him.

He was worried that if Jiang Zhilan suddenly woke up and heard their conversation, he would probably be so angry that he would get out of bed and beat someone up.

"Whoever started it first." Gu Erli wiped his mouth, and after realizing that there was no paper at all, he quietly put his hand behind Fu Lang's back, intending to use his coat as a paper towel to wipe off the oil.

But before he could make a move, Fu Lang grabbed his wrist.

Fu Lang raised his eyebrows and pushed him away a little: "Get lost."

Gu Erli laughed twice, stretched out his hand and patted him on the back vigorously, the sneak attack was successful, and he ran out quickly.

Fu Lang got up silently, and ran after him from the front of the corridor to the back.

This kind of fight of "you chase me if you catch me" didn't last long, and Gu Erli raised his hands and surrendered.

Afraid of affecting other people, the two of them didn't dare to make too much noise, and it stopped after a while.Gu Erli was leaning against the wall panting, and Fu Lang was also panting there with his arms around his shoulders.

"Why don't we take shifts in the hospital these few days to take care of our mother." Gu Erli suggested, "Isn't your father still in a lawsuit? You definitely can't take care of yourself alone."

Really unable to take care of it, Fu Lang nodded and glanced at him and said, "Lizi, thank you."

Fu Lang's eyelashes looked fluffy, and his jet-black eyes looked particularly deep at the moment.

"You say thank you to me later, and I'll crush your balls." Gu Erli pretended to give him a fierce look, "Why are you thanking me, it seems that you are the most polite."

"Thank fate for having you." Fu Lang couldn't help laughing himself.

"I will cherish flowers as they bloom and fall." Gu Erli answered silently, "Bah, it's not auspicious for flowers to fall."

Seeing him booing and poohing in a serious manner, Fu Lang thought it was very cute, so he couldn't help but pinched the back of his head and said, "Chirp one."

Gu Erli leaned up to him, kissed him, thought for a while after kissing, and said, "It smells like wonton wrappers."

Fu Lang also looked disgusted: "It smells like wonton meat."

The two of them washed their hands and rinsed their mouths, and then went back to the ward.

There was still half a bottle of water left in the bottle that was just changed, Jiang Zhilan moved her hand, and then opened her eyes.

Fu Lang immediately stood up and called out, "Mom."

Gu Erli was so excited that he almost didn't stand up with him and call his mother.

Seeing that it was him, Jiang Zhilan closed her eyes again, and two lines of clear tears flowed from the corners of her eyes.

When she cried, Fu Lang felt as if he drank lemon concentrate, his heart was sour.

Then went around to the bed and gently held her hand: "Mom, don't cry."

Gu Erli also stood beside the bed, frowning worriedly and watching Jiang Zhilan without speaking.

Jiang Zhilan shook her head lightly and said, "I found out that your father cheated on me, and he didn't come to see me when I was hit by a car."

Fu Lang was taken aback for a moment, and his nose was also a little sore.

Because Jiang Zhilan was talking about something that happened several years ago, whenever she was stimulated, she would go back to the day of the car accident, and her consciousness was a little blurred.

"It's okay, we don't want him anymore." Fu Lang knelt down and held Jiang Zhilan's hand and said softly, "I'll be with you."

Jiang Zhilan nodded, seeing Gu Erli standing next to her, she seemed a little puzzled.He raised his eyes and stared at him for a while, then asked Fu Lang, "Who is this?"

"I..." Fu Lang lowered his eyes, hesitated and said, "Friend."

Seeing Jiang Zhilan looking at him with the fragile eyes of a child, he still couldn't say the male word.

Gu Erli didn't care at all, nodded and said, "Yes, I'm Fu Lang's friend."

In the evening, the nurse came to give Jiang Zhilan a massage.

The nurse explained the movement while massaging, turned to Jiang Zhilan's back, grasped the muscles between her shoulders with both hands, grabbed it and put it down, and repeated it several times: "This movement is called holding, and it can relieve the patient's emotional pain." The state of fainting. Do it several times, and the blocked breath that stays in the patient's chest will also be dredged."

Gu Erli stood aside and learned the movements secretly, and wrote it down in the memo on his mobile phone.

There are two main massage methods for paralyzed patients, one is active massage and the other is passive.

To take the initiative is to massage yourself. Judging by Jiang Zhilan's situation, I'm afraid she can only massage passively.

After the nurse passed by, Gu Erli searched a lot of massage methods on the Internet, and decided to take some notes.

"Stupid, is it possible that you really want to learn this?" Fu Lang was a little surprised to see that he was serious.

His own biological mother never cared so much about Gu Erli.

I also need to learn a whole set of massage for her.

"I'll give it a try. It's hard to tell if I can learn it or not. Why don't you practice it for me." Gu Erli felt that it would be better for him to communicate with Fu Lang's mother. If he really learned it and the massage is comfortable, maybe Fu As soon as Lang Ma was happy, she agreed with them to be together.

And in the future, I can also develop a sideline business, massage and massage.

"Okay, you develop and develop, this industry is very promising." Fu Lang said nonsense, "I have a relative who runs a massage parlor and earns [-] a month."

"True or not." Gu Erli smiled, "Why don't one of us learn massage and massage, and the other learn to bathe with salt, and if we work together, it will be a foot-washing city."

Fu Lang was almost not blown away by the bright future he envisioned, and continued to make up nonsense: "Then you can also develop your business, cut your hair, beautify you, lose weight, and everything else can be integrated for him. One-stop service, the whole It's an entertainment club."

"At that time we have to change our name." Gu Erli said, "I can't be called Gu Erli anymore, and you can't be called Fu Lang either. These two names are not domineering."

"Change!" Fu Lang said, "What's the name?"

"Fu Gangpao, Gu Tiedan." After Gu Erli finished speaking, he was slapped on the head.

"You're the only one who will be blind and poor." Fu Lang couldn't help laughing, and the corner of his mouth curled up.

This smile was so handsome that Gu Erli wanted to twitch when he saw it, and felt that Fu Lang was a bit evil and mad.

The author has something to say:

The stalk of spraying shit comes from what happened at Jinan University yesterday.it's true...