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After seeing off Fu Lang, Gu Erli wandered around the airport and checked the nearest flight.

There are still a few days of vacation left, and he doesn't know how to spend them.

Beibei flew to find He Zheng at noon today, because he was going to send Fu Lang away in the afternoon, so he didn't go to the airport to see Beibei off.Ever since Beibei drank that potion by mistake last time, He Zheng has been looking for Gu Erli to chat every three days.

The content of the chat includes all kinds of things from Beibei's childhood to adulthood, the details of living habits, and the details to what kind of toilet paper Beibei likes to use when going to the toilet.

Gu Erli couldn't understand his way of thinking that "my wife is just cute, picking her booger is all to seduce me."

Not long after Fu Lang left, Beibei sent a text message.

"Have arrived in Hawaii. Meh."

"Oh. Indifference."

"I'll send you something back home later."

"It doesn't matter what I do, I want to start the mode of going deep into the simple way."

"I really envy that you can turn on the air conditioner at home. The sun is very hot here. I want to turn on the taciturn Lu Yaobei mode."

"Go away, okay?" Gu Erli was very tired after sending the text message, and when he got home, he stared blankly at the company's electronic report for this month sent by sister Jing.

He waited for Fu Lang to send him a message, and after waiting for a long time, no text message came in from his mobile phone.

Looking at Fu Lang's profile picture, he felt a little hungry, so he got up and opened a pack of pineapple cakes to eat.

Life is really lonely as snow.

Staying at home was about to get hairy, Gu Erli started a knitting tutorial on the computer, hugged the dog, with a loop of wool hanging around his neck, and knit a scarf decently for two days.

He had read almost all the reports, and Sister Jing asked him to have dinner once.

The next day, He Zheng called him early in the morning to complain.

At that time, Gu Erli was studying the weaving method of cross-threaded double-threaded needles. He frowned and read it upside down several times, but he didn't understand. He was so angry that he scratched his hair.

So I checked Baidu again, compared to drawing a floor plan in a notebook, studied for a long time, drew several pages, and almost cried while lying on the table.

Why is it so difficult for him!

He Zheng was about to cry on the other end of the phone, his voice sounded particularly desperate: "Lizi, I'm a little desperate right now."

"What's the matter? Did something happen to Beibei?" Gu Erli asked him as he put down the needle and pulled the wool from his neck.

"Let's start the video, don't waste phone calls. It's expensive." He Zheng said.

Gu Erli immediately tidied up the balls of wool, put them in the cabinet, quickly tidied up the battlefield, tidied up the sofa, and then turned on the phone: "Zheng'er, what's wrong?"

"What were you doing just now?" He Zheng was supposed to be standing by the window, the light was very bright, and his taut and smooth skin was a bit reflective.

"Playing...playing games." Gu Erli took a sip of water, "What else can I do?"

"Oh." He Zheng said with a sigh, "Do you think I offended the author? Why am I always so unlucky?"

Gu Erli swallowed, and wanted to laugh a little: "What's the matter?"

He Zheng still talked to himself: "I'm also very desperate, I'm just a male supporting role."

"Hey, I'm back to my senses. Didn't you want to tell me something?" Gu Erli's curiosity was aroused, and he really wanted to know what happened in the past two days.

"I can only tell you about this." He Zheng burst into tears, feeling as sad as a child weighing two hundred catties.

"In literary terms, his cavernous body met my sphincter." He Zheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "In layman's terms, Bei Bei gave me up."

"What what???" Gu Erli quietly traced the word "up" on the table.

Beibei, up, He Zheng.

Are you sure the subject and object are not reversed?

"That was yesterday afternoon." He Zheng recalled bitterly, "He came back from the supermarket to buy some wine."

Hearing the word "wine", Gu Erli felt that it was a big deal.

Wine + North and North = male silence and female tears.

"Because I have learned from the past, I didn't dare to let him touch alcohol. But I couldn't stand him arguing with me. He acted like a baby, and I was soft-hearted at that time. I thought about drinking a little anyway. Who knows, once he drinks, I will stop him. I can't stop it, my mother." He Zheng said with tears of bitterness, "After drinking too much, he was like a monkey running around, circling around in place. I wondered what was going on, Pull him and don't let him move, for fear that he will feel uncomfortable later and spit out wine."

When Gu Erli heard this, he was very concerned about the development of the plot below, and asked with a tense smile, "What happened afterwards?"

"In the end, he pushed me on the bed, stood in front of me, and stretched my arms and legs. I was puzzled at first, why did I say this?" He Zheng said, "He was still muttering something, I carefully When I heard it, it sounded like he said something like 'the third set of radio gymnastics for middle school students nationwide, the Dancing Youth Preparatory Festival, starts now'."

That's amazing, this classmate, he can still dance youthfully when he's drunk.

Back then, Beibei was the sports committee member of their class.Every morning during the big class break, he can be seen standing in the first row leading the exercises.That should be one of the few glorious moments in Beibei's high school career, and the rest were all about going on stage to read a book of repentance.

He Zheng continued to say with a bitter face: "I didn't realize it at the time. I sat on the edge of the bed and watched him perform there, and even clapped for him. Who knows, when he was doing that body turning exercise, suddenly I climbed down. I was pressed on the bed and I couldn’t move. I thought he was joking at the time, and I yelled softly. Who knew that he not only didn’t respond, but jumped onto the bed. Three, four, two, two, three, four' read it there, and at the same time began to unbutton the belt and pick out the bird."

He Zheng covered his face and couldn't continue speaking.

But Gu Erli can imagine what kind of scene it was.

Beibei was doing radio gymnastics and fucked He Zheng.

He Zheng said: "In the end, he was still beautiful. He rode on me and sang a song with a blushing face. The lyrics are still fresh in my memory. There is a sentence that is 'I ride a white horse to pass three levels.' Damn it hurts." Dead, I lie on my stomach, and I dare not interrupt him. He is like a chicken blood, from the bathroom to the kitchen, to the floor, from dark to dawn. Damn, until now my chrysanthemum, Still aching."

He Zheng wanted to have sex with Beibei, but he never thought that he would be the bottom one.

But when it really happened, he could only accept it calmly, could only keep smiling, and could only pretend to be strong.

Gu Erli laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and silently changed He Zheng's note to "He Jufu".

"Hey, I didn't expect it to hurt so much." In the GVs that He Zheng had seen, Xiao Ling always had a look of enjoyment, but luckily this time he experienced it for real.It's okay for him to be in pain, but he can't bear Bei Bei to be in such pain.

Gu Erli laughed until his face was rotten: "Where is Beibei now?"

"Lie there and fell asleep." He Zheng rubbed his eyes, "I didn't fall asleep until five or six in the morning. I wanted him to sleep longer so that he didn't touch the pillow."

"Don't worry, he can't be shaken when he sleeps." Gu Erli felt sorry for He Zheng, "Hahaha, thank you for your hard work."

"However, I finally feel like I'm in a relationship." He Zheng had a happy smile on his face, "It was my unilateral stalking at first, but now Beibei is finally willing to get close to me."

"Congratulations." This kind of intimacy is not easy, Gu Erli said, "Go to sleep too. Pay attention to your body, get well soon."

"Fuck off." He Zheng spent a lot of time in the country with his mother when he was a child, and he spoke the northern dialect more authentically than Gu Erli, "It's much better when I say it. At first, I felt aggrieved and felt like a thunderbolt. Think, when two people fall in love, as long as they are happy. Why should you care about this."

"That's right." Gu Erli said, "A man can bend and stretch, he can go up and down, he can be hard and...he can't be soft!"

"Well, it's all right. Lizi, turn off the video, and I'll stare for a while. I'm still sleepy."

"Okay, let's go."

"Sarah la la."

"Bye-Bye."

This matter has been the point of Gu Erli's jokes for the past few days, until he was driving back to school, whenever he thinks about it, he laughs hahaha.

Back to school in the afternoon, Fu Lang arrived one step ahead of him.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw a salted fish standing on the bed.

Fu Lang was sleeping there with a tired face.

Gu Erli dumped the snacks in the bag on the table, keeping the movement as quiet as possible, but Fu Lang woke up unexpectedly.

Half-closed his eyes, glanced at him, and said lazily, "Are you back?"

"Yeah. Go back to sleep." Gu Erli looked at the big dark circles under his feet, and immediately felt a little distressed.

"I can't sleep anymore." Fu Lang got up, touched a bag of pineapple cakes and started to eat, "I just fell asleep on the bus."

Gu Erli poured him a glass of water, but didn't dare to ask him what was going on at home.

"I emailed you the photos I took that day, have you read them?" Fu Lang asked.

"Why didn't I watch it?" Gu Erli smiled, "All of them are fucking trash. Except for one of me, I'm so handsome."

Because he was having so much fun, Fu Lang didn't pay attention to taking pictures at all.

Sheng Yan looked at the photo and wanted to hit someone, so she randomly cut out a picture and it was an emoji.

The group photo of the farmhouse that day was also not good, the uncle does not know how to use a SLR.The exposure was underexposed, and the faces of several people were all blackened into Africans.

Fu Lang, who was standing on the far side, turned his face sideways, looking quite photogenic.

But the good news is that there is a photo of Gu Erli bowing his head in the afterglow of the setting sun, which was taken well.

The sunset on the background is the same as in the oil painting, with rich colors and a hint of exoticism.Gu Erli's eyelashes cast a small shadow on the bridge of his nose, and his whole person exuded a particularly decadent and leisurely temperament.

Looking at the hairy bun on the photo, Gu Erli touched his new hairstyle.As soon as Fu Lang left, he went to cut his hair, the bottom was cut short, the skin was shaved, and there was a circle of broken hair on the top of his head.The hair stylist kept praising him for being handsome, saying that this handsome style suits him best.

After shaving his head, he also gave him a recently popular broken eyebrow.

As soon as Gu Erli raised his head, his eyebrows were raised up, which looked terrible.

This is great, he doesn't even need to say a word, with this expression, he can be beaten several times a day while walking on the road.

Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "I also saved that photo, and plan to develop it."

"Yo, don't spoil me so much." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing.

"I want to accept business, this photo can help me advertise." Fu Lang said.

Fuck, think too much.

Gu Erli took a sip of water in embarrassment, looked up and asked him, "Have you eaten yet? Do you want to go to the cafeteria?"

"Then let's go." Fu Lang rubbed his temples, turned around and went to the sink to wash his face.

The two bumped into Liu Shuo before they reached the cafeteria.

The guy covered his face, turned his head away when he saw Li Zi.

"Hey, Liu Xiaocao, why did you run away as soon as you saw me?" Gu Erli grabbed his sleeve and pulled him over to see that his face was covered with injuries.

Lao Gao's face was swollen on the right side, his eyes were bruised, and the corners of his mouth were rotten. The whole face was so colorful that it was almost impossible to see.

Is this still our classmate Liu Shuo?

Fu Lang frowned and asked, "Fuck, who beat you like this?"

Liu Shuoting said sadly: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed."

"So whose knife did you suffer?" Gu Erli asked.

"It's not that stupid Sun Zhuang." Liu Shuo spat.

"Who is Sun Zhuang?"

"He Jing has a boyfriend." Liu Shuo replied.

"Damn it." Gu Erli thought to himself, He Jing is here hanging Liu Shuo and talking about her boyfriend, this position is quite high.

"I just found out that He Jing has a boyfriend." Liu Shuo said, "She actually lied to me."

Gu Erli patted his head: "My buddy will avenge you, isn't it Sun Zhuang? Tomorrow, stop him and beat him up."

"Add me." Fu Lang also said.

"That's interesting." Liu Shuo took a deep breath, "My face really hurts, my handsome face is completely ruined."

"It's okay, you are in my heart, or the handsome guy who is rare for a year." Gu Ery frowned, "This Sun Zhuang really lacks virtue, so he caught your left face."

Fu Lang said silently: "I really want to give him a symmetrical beating, it looks like it can kill the obsessive-compulsive disorder."

Liu Shuo rolled his eyes with difficulty: "Fu Lang, you just gloat."

Fu Lang looked at him expressionlessly: "How can you tell that I'm happy?"

Liu Shuo choked for a moment, and sighed: "I'm blind, I didn't realize that He Jing is this kind of woman."

You haven't been blind for a day or two, Gu Erli patted his head and comforted him: "It's okay, just go through this kind of thing a few more times."

Fu Lang added: "Yes, you take care of classmate Gu Erli, that's how he came here."

Thinking about Qin Yue, Liu Shuo wanted to get into Gu Erli's arms and wipe tears with him.

The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, why should we know each other when we meet again?Lizi was worse than him, and almost became a catcher.

Accompanied Liu Shuo to the infirmary to get medicine, and originally planned to go to the cafeteria to eat together, but Liu Shuo was afraid of being seen, so he refused desperately.So I went to the only restaurant in that school that delivered food.

Gu Erli listened to Liu Shuo's brief talk about Sun Zhuang's daily activities, and made a plan in his mind to block people.

Sun Zhuang is a member of the school's track and field team and has a fixed time every day to practice hurdles.When the work is over, he will separate from his teammates and go to the cafeteria to eat.

Behind the cafeteria is a small playground, which is full of weeds, and few people usually go there.

Gu Erli decided to beat him right there.

"When the time comes, you must let him know who beat him up. It's me, Liu Shuo!" Liu Shuo took a bite of the steamed bun, "If possible, please record a video for me. I want to see him being beaten. I was beaten up and screamed. This is the only way to relieve my anger."

"Don't record the video, if you upload it to the Internet, you will become popular." Gu Erli said.

The next day, he and Fu Lang wandered to the track and field, and asked someone, and they said that the one in the yellow tracksuit was Sun Zhuang.

As a sports student who has been exercising for many years, Sun Zhuang has a strong physique, with muscles all over his body. When he hurdles, the muscles on his thighs can burst out.

No wonder he was able to beat Liu Shuo until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Ganqing is a muscular man.

The two of them watched him jump over the hurdle for a while. This man was very powerful. He jumped up and jumped up and down several times. He passed the hurdle without his legs even touching the railing.

Gu Erli was thinking about whether he should throw the left fist first or the right fist later.

About half an hour later, Sun Zhuang left the track and field.

The two followed quickly and saw him going to the cafeteria with a tall man hooked shoulder to shoulder.

In this case, let's beat the tall one together.

Thinking of Liu Shuo's miserable state, Gu Erli clenched his fists.

Sun Zhuang and the tall man were about to go to the cafeteria when Gu Erli stopped in front of them.

The tall man was about the same height as Gu Erli, and Sun Zhuang could only look up at him slightly.

Gu Erli approached the two of them, and glanced arrogantly at Sun Zhuang with provocative eyes: "Sun Zhuang is you, buddy, I need you for something."

Before Sun Zhuang could speak, Gu Erli grabbed his shoulders and dragged him outside the door.

The tall man followed, looked at Gu Erli and Fu Lang and asked, "Who are you? What do you want?"

Gu Erli turned his head to look at him: "No reason, just beat you two."

The tall man stood still, looking at Gu Erli a little afraid to go forward.

Gu Erli turned his face and asked Fu Lang: "How to distribute, which one do you want?"

Fu Lang made two wrong knuckles, clicked twice, and said in a calm voice, "I'll fight, you can just shout for more."

The author has something to say: Fu Goudan is handsome with his strength.