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Gu Erli's legs had been hurting for two days, and after applying cold compresses and applying them twice, he was able to walk and jump, and even danced happily.

In the afternoon, in Lao Zhang's class, he accidentally lost his mind again. Lao Zhang was on top of him like a machine gun, spittle flying all over the sky.Gu Erli propped his chin up, thinking about going home for the National Day, and then somewhere to go.

Lin Zeyong was lying on the table, laughing uncontrollably, his back almost hunched over.

Gu Erli patted him on the back, giving him a sigh of relief.

"Why do you laugh like you've been bullied by a fart? What's so funny?"

"Ouch, I listened to Lao Zhang, and my teeth ached from laughing." Lin Zeyong said, clutching his stomach.

Fu Lang sat next to Lin Zeyong, and said blankly, "Is it funny?"

Lao Zhang's speech leaked, and he didn't distinguish between NL and FH.In the past, every time he caught Gu Erli and scolded him, Gu Erli would laugh so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

"Sew the buddhist house and the husband and wife." Gu Erli said.

Fu Lang didn't hold his breath any longer: "Go to hell with your grandpa's prosperity." He almost didn't hear it just now.

"You don't know that when Lao Zhang took us to military training, it was raining and he sang in the classroom." Gu Erli rubbed his nose and said, "He sang like this, 'Unity is your mother, your mother is iron, your mother It's an anus, harder than iron, stronger than an anus...'"

Lin Zeyong couldn't help laughing into a ball, Fu Lang tried to hold back for a while, bowed his head and hey hey hey.

Seeing the two cheering so much, the stand-up comedian Gu Erli felt a little swollen, so he continued his performance.

"I think, we ordinary people are all laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, let me put Lao Zhang here, it should be a hair and a hair."

Lin Zeyong blushed with a smile, reached out and punched him: "You fucking shut up."

After class, the three of them went to the cafeteria to eat together, and walked on the road with their pockets. The setting sun stretched the long legs longer, and they looked like sugarcane essence.

Autumn in the north comes quickly, and people have started wearing long sleeves before they know it.

Gu Erli tugged at the dark red plaid shirt he was wearing, turned his head and asked the two of them, "Why are you all going on National Day?"

"My grandma is sick, and the whole family went to see her together," Lin Zeyong said.

"What about you?" Gu Erli looked at Fu Lang and asked.

"I don't know." Fu Lang kicked the small stone far away, "Let's talk about it."

he?

Does he have a home to return to?Go back and spend two days with his mother.Fu Lang squinted his eyes and lowered his head, really, he didn't want to go anywhere else.

At that moment, Fu Lang turned his face sideways, and the sunset behind him was sinking, as if he had walked into an oil painting, blending with the magnificent light behind him.A gust of wind blew over, disheveling his black hair.

He suddenly felt that Fu Lang's expression was a little lonely, indescribably lonely.Gu Erli only allowed himself to correct his feelings for three seconds. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but smiled at Fu Lang and said, "Then you can go home with me."

Lin Zeyong silently withdrew from the frame, leaving only two faces with their eyes facing each other.

When Gu Erli smiled carefully, there was a small canine tooth.I usually don't show my head very much, and I can only see it when I smile.

Tsk, the little tiger teeth are really white.

Then you go home with me.

Come home with me.

go home.

Right.

This sentence was like a small stone, which instantly stirred up ripples in Fu Lang's heart. His heart warmed up, and his throat felt a little blocked.

He touched the bridge of his nose, but he still couldn't say a word of rejection.

Gu Erli looked at him expectantly, his eyes were bright with a small gleam.

"alright."

It was his promise for that white and shiny little canine tooth.

Gu Erli smiled, couldn't help but reached out and stroked Fu Lang's hair, put his arms around his neck and said, "This is a good buddy."

Lin Zeyong looked dumbfounded, and thought that touching Fu Lang's hair was basically the same as plucking hair from a tiger's head, and he would definitely be beaten up by Fu Lang if he touched it.

But unexpectedly, Fu Lang only slightly expressed his dislike, and didn't push that idiot away, and he didn't even say "stay away from me". This dislike is too fake.

Lin Zeyong said silently three times in his heart: I just pretended not to see it.

Gu Erli was very beautiful in his heart, and Fu Lang's hair was so pleasing to the touch.

Fu Lang suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, and raised his eyes to look at the sunset in the sky, which was as red as Sudan Red No. [-] duck egg.

He suddenly felt that this sunset was so fucking attractive.

After eating in the cafeteria, Fu Lang went to Lin Zeyong's house.The three parted ways at the door of the dormitory.

Gu Erli wanted to play basketball with Liu Shuo when he was free.

The basketball court in the gymnasium is very spacious and bright, and it is very cool to play.And after all, it was the place where he abused the scum with his bare hands, and he wanted to relive his glorious moment.

I sent a message to Liu Shuo asking if he would go, Liu Shuo replied in seconds: "No, today is my ex-girlfriend's birthday, I want to accompany her."

Fuck, he's still playing with his ex-girlfriend. People think of him as a cloud backup, so it's beautiful there.This is so stupid.

Gu Erli replied silently: "For mentally retarded stuff, forget it."

When he reached the door of the dormitory, he jumped up uncontrollably, made a shooting gesture, grabbed the door frame, and then jumped a meter away, landing firmly on the ground.

After clapping his hands, Gu Erli gave himself a thumbs up.

Awesome, small forward!

Gu Erli cheered silently for himself, and when he looked up, he saw the uncle and auntie of the housekeeper lying at the window with bowls in their hands, staring at him while eating noodles.A face of sympathy and pity.

Gu Erli scratched his head and said, "Uncle and aunt, good afternoon!"

The two nodded and said, "Okay." Good boy, how come...

Alas, the dormitory uncle sighed, he had already seen that this young man had some brain problems.Unexpectedly, it has become more and more serious recently.

Gu Erli went upstairs and put on a coat. He couldn't stay idle in the house, so he came out to walk around again.

He planned to go shopping in the city while it was still dark, to buy a set of space cotton quilts.There is only one small quilt in the dormitory. It has been getting colder and colder these days, and sometimes the bed is full of quilts at night, but I can’t find it.Shengsheng woke up from the cold.

I took a taxi to go to the city, and wandered to the neighborhood of Lin Zeyong's house without paying attention.

Gu Erli was holding his small quilt in one hand, and turned on his mobile phone to check the map with the other, and searched for the supermarket in front of Lin Zeyong's house.

He decided to go over and hug Sister Taozi!Give me a kiss before leaving.

After going around two streets without finding the north, he shook his mobile phone, lost the way he just came, and got into a small alley.I have no idea what the hell this alley is.

Before he could figure out where was where, he heard the sound of cursing.

Gu Erli turned his head to look.

Standing across the street are a few punks, with all kinds of hairstyles, looking like a combination of Japanese visual style and European and American rock style, written all over their bodies: textbook Shamat.

If he hadn't seen Li Sheng standing in the middle, he would really have wanted to take a group photo of these and post on Weibo: Today I finally saw my long-lost brothers from the Dasha family.

It's a pity that Li Sheng's fierce expression of "I will destroy your heaven" made him hesitate to go up to take a photo rashly, whether he would be beaten.

Li Sheng didn't wait for him to finish thinking before he said, "Hey, isn't this my ex-brother-in-law? I saw you walking like that two days ago, and your legs are recovering pretty quickly."

Gu Erli frowned and glanced at him: "I'm going to go to your mother."

"You fucking dare to scold our brother Cheng!" A young man with yellow hair raised his fist in a bravado, as if to hit Gu Erli.

Li Sheng pulled him, took a step forward and walked in front of Gu Erli and said, "Today, you can take out my sister's abortion fee, and I won't care about the past with you." Relying on the large number of people, Li Sheng, He also talked about what he cares about without shame.

Gu Erli regretted that he didn't listen to Beibei at the beginning, and should have beaten him up on the court. Now that he heard Li Sheng's words, he felt a little funny: "Didn't your sister go to have a baby? Don't care about the baby, he wants it." .”

"Your mombi, do you want to renege on debts? You have to pay your mother to go to the brothel, and you want to run away after you fuck my sister?" Li Sheng grabbed his collar and said, "Aren't you quite a few?" You stinking money, how much is the fucking money?"

Gu Erli felt very uncomfortable being held by his collar, and he pushed Li Sheng far away with his hand. Li Sheng's younger brothers were about to rush over when they heard a shout: "Stop the fuck! !"

Gu Erli heard the voice sound familiar.

Looking back, there was a young man standing at the entrance of the alley against the street lights.

That's right, this young man is Fu Lang.

The man was half leaning against the wall, smoking a cigarette, and wearing black clothes and trousers.He also holds a white Persian cat in his left hand.

With piercing eyes, he glanced this way, raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Sheng neither angry nor happy.Then he took a slow puff of smoke.

His aura was too strong, Li Sheng was stunned for a moment, and he stopped involuntarily.

Fu Lang took two steps forward, put the pineapple cake on the ground and said, "My dear son, go and stay aside. Daddy won't hurt you when we fight later."

Pineapple Cake, who usually doesn't bother to move, ran to the side of the trash can to hide in small steps.

Fu Lang stubbed out the cigarette, ignored the group of killers, and took a look at Gu Erli: "What did you buy?"

Gu Erli replied: "quilt, it's getting cold."

"Indeed, the temperature has dropped in the past few days." Fu Lang chatted with him here, as if he didn't see Li Sheng's group at all.

"Wear more tomorrow, it's only ten degrees." Gu Erli turned on the weather forecast on his phone silently, took a look, "Why don't we go have a hot pot together tomorrow."

"Success." Fu Lang thought for a while and said, "What time do we go?"

Li Sheng looked at these two people talking one after another, and didn't pay attention to him, the evil force who came to fight.So I got annoyed, stood on the side and yelled: "Are you fucking finished?"

We can't finish talking, can we?

Look down on him, right?

Only then did Gu Erli realize that fighting is a serious matter, so without further ado, he raised his foot and kicked him.This kick was so high that it hit him directly between the eyebrows.

Li Sheng fell to the ground, and no one around could help him.

Seeing the boss being beaten, the two people standing next to him rushed up, one of them was caught by Fu Lang's arm before he even touched the corner of Gu Erli's clothes, Fu Lang curled his lips and turned outward gently When I twisted it, I only heard "click", and the sound of bone dislocation came.The man howled miserably, trembling in pain.

The other one was punched on the forehead by Gu Erli, and then kicked to the ground.

There was still the yellow hair left, so he quickly slipped away when he saw the situation was not good.

Li Sheng picked up a brick from the ground, and was about to press it to stand up, when Fu Lang stepped on his hand severely.

Gu Erli frowned and kicked him in the heart, and asked with a frown, "Do you still need to pay for abortion in the future?"

Li Sheng frowned and said nothing, coughed and coughed for a long time, and gritted his teeth.

His little brothers all ran away, and he was the only one left lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, looking like a stray dog.

Fu Lang felt that there was no need to entangle with such a person with such disparity in strength, so he lifted his foot and wanted to pull Gu Erli away.

Suddenly a sharp girl's voice came, and he glanced behind him.

Qin Yue ran over with disheveled hair and shouted, "Brother!"

Gu Erli turned sideways to give way.

Qin Yue was wearing a T-shirt that didn't fit her waistline, it was a bit exaggeratedly loose.And the face is also plain without makeup, and it doesn't look very good.

"Hurry up and take him home, don't come out to embarrass others." Gu Erli was a little bit disgusted to see the girl cry, and seeing Qin Yue sobbing and looking like he was about to cry, he suddenly couldn't bear it.

"Let's not ask him for money anymore." Qin Yue wiped away tears and said, "Brother, I will kill the child tomorrow. Don't look for him again."

Li Sheng frowned, stared at Gu Erli and said, "This matter can't be left alone."

Qin Yue shook her head and said, "The child is not his."

Li Sheng's eyes widened in shock and he asked, "It's not his?"

Qin Yue is not easy, even her relatives hide it.

Gu Erli clutched his palms, wondering who this unlucky child really belonged to.

"My ex-boyfriend." Qin Yue bit her lower lip and said, "He stabbed someone into the trap, and I really don't know what to do... That's why I thought... to find a reliable person... ..."

Fuck?This is the truth of the matter?

Gu Erli and Fu Lang looked at each other with mixed feelings in their hearts.

"Gu Erli, I really had no choice but to rely on you." Qin Yue cried with tears all over his face, "Actually, nothing happened between us that night."

Gu Erli's heart sank, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Get up." Gu Erli bent over and stretched out his hand to her.

Qin Yue looked up at him with teary eyes, a little puzzled.

Gu Erli looked at her, then waved again: "It's cold on the ground."

A girl who is still pregnant cannot be allowed to sit on the ground like this.

Qin Yue hesitated and put his hand on it, but he pulled him up.

Gu Erli took out his wallet, and without counting, he turned out a large handful of small bills and stuffed them into her hands.

"To be honest, it's unrealistic for your child to be born. If you want to..." Gu Erli couldn't bear to say those words. After all, this is a fresh life, and Qin Yue is also a young and weak girl. , "Anyway, you should pay attention to yourself, society is quite complicated. The news of those abortions is shown on TV every day, find a regular hospital. It is not easy for a little girl to be alone, don't be afraid, ask a familiar friend to accompany you Go. I have these on me, if you don’t have enough money, please borrow from me. Be careful in the future, don’t be deceived again.”

After hearing this, Qin Yue threw her arms around Gu Erli and burst into tears.

Gu Erli didn't struggle, sighed, and patted her on the back lightly: "Okay, I'm leaving."

Qin Yue let go, grabbed the hem of his clothes and said, "Lizi, I'm sorry for you."

"There is nothing to be sorry for. We will not owe anyone in the future. Goodbye." After saying this, he turned around and left.

Fu Lang picked up the crumpled pineapple cake and quickly followed.

"I don't usually see it, but you still have such a tender side." Fu Lang narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and the two walked side by side in the alley.

"There is a lot of unfairness towards girls in this society, so they are particularly vulnerable. Hey, I feel that every girl should be loved." Gu Erli especially wanted a younger sister since he was a child, so that he could watch her grow up , the kind that protects her.So when he sees Taozi, he likes it very much, super like it.

It was the first time for Gu Erli to speak so seriously, not to mention, he looked really handsome.

Fu Lang nodded, feeling that what he said was quite right.

"Hey, why didn't I see where you came from just now?" Gu Erli stretched out his hand and scratched Pineapple Cake's chin.

He meowed viciously at Gu Erli to show his dissatisfaction.

Gu Erli rubbed his body more vigorously, telling you to bully the weak and fear the strong!

Fu Lang looked at the fat cat in his arms and said, "I often bring pineapple cakes here for a walk."

"What's the matter? Lose weight for him?"

"It's about losing weight, I can't bear it." Fu Lang held onto Pineapple Cake's chubby butt, "I'm afraid he'll get sick from being too fat, so come out for a walk."

Gu Erli wanted to say, in fact, this cat is already fat enough, and it really can't get any fatter.

Then I heard Fu Lang say another sentence: "It doesn't matter how fat the kitten is, in my eyes it will always be a soft and fluffy little thing."

what.

Gu Erli was almost bleeding from his doting expression, holding his chest and feeling a little out of breath.

He was so cute that his heart trembled wildly, even his straight man, Gu Erli, would suddenly want to turn into a cat and jump into Fu Lang's arms to rub against him.

Fu Lang accidentally glanced at him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Gu Erli let out a breath and said, "It's nothing."

It's nothing, I'm just empty, damn it, who's going to milk me!