roommate he is straight

After tossing and turning and thinking about it all night, Gu Erli felt a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't tell where he was uncomfortable.

Wasn't it because Fu Lang touched his shoulder?

Beibei didn't often touch him, not to mention his shoulders, even the little bird was touched by him.

But this feeling is not at all the same as Lu Yaobei's feeling when touching him.

Gu Erli suddenly remembered that Wei Dong also touched his hand, but he threw it away, which was not the same as Fu Lang's subtle feeling. After shaking off Wei Dong, he only felt a little indescribably disgusting. .

Fuck his grandma, she just touched you inadvertently.As for thinking so much?

Such a bitch is not at all like Gu Erli, a straight man with a steel pipe.

bother!sleep!

The next morning Fu Lang got up quite early. When he went downstairs for a run, he saw someone standing at a pancake and fruit stand buying breakfast, with a cup of soy milk in his pocket.

Wearing a black Adidas sportswear that has not been changed, he probably just finished a run, his bangs curled up on his forehead, wet with sweat, he turned his head and glanced at Gu Erli, raised his eyebrows at him, and asked with his expression "Would you like to come?" one copy?"

The city has begun to enter autumn, and there is a little bit of coolness in the air in the morning.

Gu Erli was stunned for a moment, then pulled the collar of his sportswear, ran over and smiled at him: "Thanks then."

"Boss, put more chopped green onion on pancakes, more spicy, more fruits, more pancakes." Gu Erli said to the vendor with gritted teeth.

"You go, I won't do business and I won't sell it to you."

"Just kidding, you just add a sausage, tenderloin, and meat floss. I want double servings. Well, you guys, I can add whatever you can." Gu Erli touched his nose Looking at Fu Lang, he said, "You're treating me, right?"

Fu Lang glanced at him: "I'm not afraid of being stuffed to death after eating so much."

"I'm in the puberty period, can you control me?" Gu Erli said, "It's hard to catch a chance to kill you, how can I let it go."

Fu Lang silently took out his wallet and paid the money, took off the wristband and stuffed it into his pocket and said, "There is no class this morning, why did you get up so early?"

Gu Erli was embarrassed to tell him that it was because he thought too much last night and didn't sleep well, and he planned to go for a run this morning to digest his emotions.

So I had to say: "Exercising."

While waiting for the pancake fruit, the two stood beside the stall, a little embarrassed.

Fu Lang stepped on a poplar leaf that fell on the ground with his toe, and asked inadvertently, "Why don't you call your friend over to practice with you later?"

"Success. I'll call them right now."

Gu Erli forgot to tell Lu Yaobei and the others yesterday, so he called him directly.

When Lu Yaobei heard that it was his call, the first thing he said was: "You processed those pictures so quickly?"

Gu Erli rolled his eyes: "Let's break up our relationship. The kind that won't work if anyone persuades you."

"Don't. Will you finish the picture and then break up with me?"

"Go away."

"If you don't get away, if you don't get away, then you don't get out. Lizi, I love you."

"Seriously, come to my place. I want to play with you." Gu Erli's luxurious pancake fruit was ready, and he took a bite.

"Bullfighting? I haven't played with you for a long time. I'm so dirty."

"It's not a bullfight, it's not the president of our school's basketball club, he's asking me for a game."

"Who is so awesome, asking you to play games? Isn't this looking for abuse?"

"It's called Liu Shuo, a little Teddy with curly hair." Gu Erli said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll go to your place right now. See you in ten minutes."

"Remember to bring your family members with you."

"What family?"

"He Zheng."

"Damn, he's not my family member."

Regardless of whether it is now or not, sooner or later it will be.Gu Erli complained silently and hung up the phone.

Looking back, Fu Lang was sitting under the basket in the distance drinking water.

"I asked Lin Zeyong to bring a few people over to play against us." Fu Lang tightened the cap of the bottle, put it on the ground, and looked up at him.

"Okay, who is he looking for?"

"I don't know too well, I'll know when I see you later."

After the questioning, Gu Erli was stared at by Fu Lang while he was eating. He was quite uncomfortable, so without thinking, he stretched his hand forward, brought it to Fu Lang and said, "Take a bite?"

Looking at the pancakes that had been gnawed beyond recognition by him, he suddenly remembered that Fu Lang had a cleanliness habit, so he must despise him.

Then he felt a little regretful, seeing that Fu Lang didn't agree, he hesitated to take his hand back.

Before he could withdraw his hand numbly, Fu Lang tilted his head and leaned forward to take a bite.

"Is it delicious?" Gu Erli withdrew his hand and said with a grin.

"Not bad." In Fu Lang's evaluation criteria, there seemed to be only two options, not bad and not bad.

"Then I will allow you to take another bite, a small bite." Gu Erli pinched his fingers meanly to a small extent.

"Ouch, I want to eat too!"

Lu Yaobei was riding a motorcycle, with one foot on the ground, wearing a slim leather jacket, and wearing a pair of big black pants, and shook his head at Gu Erli.A few meters away, Gu Erli could already feel the unstoppable anger, rushing towards him.

He Zheng jumped off the back seat of the motorcycle, put his sunglasses in his chest pocket, and stood there like a bodyguard.

"You want to eat too?" Gu Erli looked at the half-eaten pancake fruit, and poohed into the air, didn't really spit on it, but it was disgusting enough for him.

Then he stretched out his hand and handed it in front of him: "Here, my brother rewarded you."

Lu Yao stepped out of the car and gave him a middle finger: "You are biased."

"No, I said how did you come here so fast?" The research institute is 10 minutes away from here, even if you come by motorcycle, you can't come so fast.

Gu Erli scanned his attire, and frowned: "Are you fucking here to play basketball in a leather jacket?"

Lu Yaobei smiled, took off his black super sunglasses and said, "Just now I was shopping with He Zheng at the mall, it's near here." After speaking, he took off his clothes, "I heard you said playing basketball, so I bought another pair Put on a tracksuit and change right away."

Fu Lang straightened up, glanced at the time, and said to Lu Yaobei: "What are you waiting for, just go up and change your clothes. Lin Zeyong will be here soon."

He Zheng clicked his tongue: "Hey, how are you talking? Can you be more gentle?"

Gu Erli rushed up and patted He Zheng's shoulder: "He's like this, he's pretending to be coercive again. Don't protect your wife here. Don't wait for everyone to see that you are interested in Beibei."

"It's okay, I just wish others could see it. I just can't get used to hearing people insult my family." He Zheng smiled at him, "I'm going to help him change his clothes, you wait here first?"

"When did Beibei become your family?" Gu Erli asked.

"You don't care about me. Even if he doesn't belong to my family, then I belong to his family! Anyway, we are a family." He Zheng had long legs, and after taking a few steps, he followed behind Lu Yaobei.

As soon as the two of them left, Lin Zeyong came, followed by a few boys, talking and laughing all the way, Lin Zeyong was in the middle, holding the shoulders of the two of them, surrounded and walking all the way.

"The courtesan." Gu Erli shook his head and clapped his hands, "I admire it."

Three of these boys were from their own class, Gu Erli looked familiar, and two were from class 6, which made them even more unfamiliar.

Lin Zeyong briefly introduced the names to him, but he didn't remember what they were called. He scratched his head and arranged the five people in order of height.

The two people who had changed their clothes came down from upstairs blushing. Gu Erli pretended not to see anything, handed them a bottle of water, raised their hands at everyone, and said, "Everyone, let's warm up first. Let's divide up some forwards and centers. Okay?"

No one has any objections, let's start playing after dropping the ball.

Fu Lang played steadily and ruthlessly. He was the first to hit the backboard and made a goal.

When the basketball hit the basket steadily, Lin Zeyong blew a loud whistle: "You deserve to be the rebounding king."

Lin Zeyong's style of play is relatively flat, but he cooperates with Fu Lang very well, and he is good at dribbling and passing.

Gu Erli scratched his eyebrows, thinking, this kid is perfectly capable of digging the ball back.

He Zheng has long hands, is tall, and is good at shooting. He has the advantages of Fu Lang and Lin Zeyong.Is the perfect choice for shooting guard.

Bei Bei is a sharp-edged player, almost no one can stop him, he is nimble and swift, he dribbles past people, just like a little leopard.

Now, power forwards and centers can basically be determined.

One of the most critical small forwards left, of course, is none other than him.

After the game was over, the five of them sat on the ground to rest. Lin Zeyong raised his head and asked, "Who is the small forward of our team? The soul man should come forward."

Lin Zeyong glanced over Gu Erli, and met his gaze.

"I feel that everyone should know about this person." Lin Zeyong continued.

Gu Erli coughed, cleared his throat, and prepared to speak.

"I think it should be Fu Lang."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Gu Erli didn't bring it up in one breath, and almost choked, "Fuck? Fu Lang is a good power forward, he is stuck, scoring, we need him to grab rebounds, dear."

Lin Zeyong raised the corners of his lips and smiled: "Everyone can see that little thought of yours, why do you have to let me say it?"

Gu Erli gave him a middle finger: "Speaking of strength, the most offensive person in the audience is my brother."

Fu Lang, who had been silent all this time, said, "I'm fucking good at attacking too. I scored the first ball."

Lu Yaobei also answered, "I don't think so."

Lin Zeyong also hummed and said, "If I don't pass the ball to you, you still spank."

Gu Erli jumped up from the ground, patted his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Then stop beating?"

Lu Yaobei tugged at his trouser legs and said with a smile, "Okay, you are the most handsome in the audience."

As expected of Fa Xiao, Bei Bei kissed him.

At that time, he wanted to put his arms around Beibei and suck, but seeing He Zhengzheng's wary expression, he couldn't help but put it away, patted Beibei's shoulder, and said with a smile: "You are talking nonsense."

It was almost noon after the five of them discussed tactics, considering that everyone still had classes in the afternoon.Gu Erli decided to invite everyone to a barbecue at night.

The barbecue stalls are located on the snack street next to the school, and the food stalls are full of people at night.The scent pierced people's nostrils, Gu Erli was so greedy that he almost didn't drool.

Even if he eats meat every day, every meal can be as if he hasn't eaten meat in 800 years.

Lu Yaobei admired him for this. His father cooks delicious food, and Lizi likes to go to his house to eat when he has nothing to do.

However, chestnuts are really good to him. As long as there are chestnuts for the things he likes, there is no possibility of hesitation, and he will just pick them up and give them to him.

Everyone in their circle knows that Lizi is born with a temper and righteousness.

In high school, they were basically the worst group in the class, riding a modified motorcycle on the road behind the school every day, and taking the school's good-looking girls to eat and drink.There were several times when blood was seen in fights, and there were almost major accidents, all of which were suppressed by chestnuts.

He is a few months older than himself.Although Lu Yaobei had never called him "brother" seriously, he still regarded him as an elder brother silently in his heart.

It should be the happiest thing in the world to have such a Tiezi who takes care of each other.

But in today's situation, Lu Yaobei suddenly felt that he couldn't take care of his old man.

The grandsons in class 6 can drink a few handfuls. There is a young man from Chongqing who asks Gu Erli to fight for a drink.Don't look at the young man, he is quite thin, but he drank beer and drank beer, and after drinking beer, he hooked his head and vomited, wiped his mouth and continued to work.

Gu Erli was a stubborn man who refused to admit defeat, and when he saw this posture, he simply took off his T-shirt, stepped on the stool with one foot, and faced him with his neck raised.

The people around seemed to be watching the fun, especially Gu Erli's roommate Fu Lang, who looked very seriously with his chin propped up and his eyes squinted, without even a word of persuasion.

"Come, come, good!" Lin Zeyong stood in front of Gu Erli and yelled vigorously, seeing more and more wine bottles in front of him.

Lu Yaobei wanted to stop him, but found himself a little dizzy.

He just heard He Zheng say something in his ear: "Xiao Bei, have you drunk too much? How about we go home?"

He plunged into his arms in a dizzy state, feeling dizzy, the road shaking before his eyes.

When Gu Erli drank the No. 14 bottle, the young man from Chongqing finally couldn't hold it anymore. He leaned on the wall and vomited wildly for a while, shaking his head and admitting it.

Gu Erli was holding the beer bottle, and was about to stuff it into his mouth again. Hearing this, he almost lost his footing. He let go, leaned to the side, and said with a smile, "In this world, you can... drink with me... hiccup ... the person, why the hell... didn't show up..."

He wasn't drunk yet, otherwise he would have fallen asleep on the ground.

Fu Lang pushed him aside in disgust, moved his face, and said seriously: "Gu Erli, put the clothes on for me."

Gu Erli put his ear in front of him, frowned and asked, "What are you doing? Louder? What's wrong?"

"Put on your clothes." Fu Lang repeated.

"What are you doing? Louder? What's wrong?" Gu Erli asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Day." Fu Lang gritted his teeth and yelled into his ear, "I'll tell you to put on your fucking clothes!"

"What are you doing? Louder? What's wrong?"

"Fuck you!" Fu Lang couldn't hold back and slapped him on the back of the head, "This is the repeater?"

This slap was good enough for him.

Gu Erli's eyes were red, and he said in a low voice: "My mother died a long time ago."

Hold.

What's the matter with this pitiful expression.

Fu Lang frowned and watched him turn his head and vomit, sighed annoyedly, took out the paper in his pocket, wiped his mouth, and gave him a sip of water from the cup in front of him.

It was only after feeding that I remembered that I just made it myself.

Forget it, rough old men don't care about these.

Gu Erli held the cup in his mouth and looked at him with wet eyes.

"What's wrong? I'll take your eyeballs out." Fu Lang wanted to slap him, but he couldn't do it.

"Beibei." Gu Erli put down his cup, lowered his head, wanted to cry, and said aggrievedly, "Why are you so fierce?"

Why are you pouting? !

I didn't see that you are so good at acting like a baby, big brother Gu Erli.

Seeing that "Beibei" ignored him, Gu Erli looked up at him and said, "I'm really uncomfortable, I won't lie to you, I miss my mother a little bit."

Gu Erli was only a few centimeters away from him, and his breath was hot on his face.With a little booze.

His eyelashes are thick, long and curly, covering the deep eye sockets.Like a fluffy dandelion, it is a little unexpectedly cute.

Gu Erli scratched the table, tilted his head and lay down on his stomach, half-closed his eyes lazily, wrinkled his nose like a puppy, and wanted to cry a little.

Seeing this, Fu Lang's heart softened suddenly, he pushed the man into his arms, put his arms around the back of his head, and gently coaxed: "Come on, brother loves you."

Later, everyone dispersed, and Gu Erli was the one who carried him into the taxi.

Don't drink if the wine is poor, especially if you drink too much and see who is his brother, let alone drink alcohol, thank you!

The school was not allowed to enter, and Fu Lang walked on the campus with people behind his back, and suddenly felt a sense of vicissitudes of "history is surprisingly similar".

In fact, Gu Erli is considered to be the lightest person among those who are 1.8 meters five. Although he does not know how to get this comparison, he has never carried anyone else except Gu Erli.

but!Gu Erli fell asleep lying on his back, bald all the time, and he felt uncomfortable.

He fell several times in the middle, and Gu Erli was thrown on the ground as if he had no bones, so he had to bend down to pick him up from the ground.Walked for a while.

When he reached the back mountain, Fu Lang was sweating from exhaustion. Just as he was about to let him down, he heard pia, and he fell to the ground.

Think about going upstairs with Gu Erli on your back later.

He really wanted to kick this guy into the artificial lake.

The lake in the back mountain is their biggest love sanctuary.

At this time, the night was dark and the wind was high, and couples of men and women hugged each other, looking particularly eye-catching.

Fu Lang was quite tired, so he took out his phone to check the time, and in the blink of an eye, he found that Gu Erli had disappeared.

He turned on the flashlight to look around and finally found Gu Erli.A man was holding a willow tree and talking there: "Beibei, I feel bad."

I fuck your mother a little Jerry!

Fu Lang dragged the man away, gave him a fierce look, and took his hand to press against his chest: "Touch it! Can the feeling be the same?"

Gu Erli put his hand on his chest, was stunned for a few seconds and didn't speak, then hooked his hand to signal him to come closer.

Fu Lang impatiently approached him, wanting to hear what else he wanted to express.

vomit.

Gu Erli almost didn't pause, and spat in his face.

Fu Lang closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembled, and his eyebrows twitched into a ball.

Gu Erli, I'll fuck your seventh uncle's third niece's aunt!