roommate he is straight

Fu Lang replied to the message very quickly, almost in seconds.

It seems that he is tired from panting and is resting.

"So? I'm not in the dormitory, so I can't watch you masturbate."

Gu Erli clutched the phone, gritted his teeth and replied to him: "If you want to watch it, tell him earlier, I'll take a two-hour flight in front of you without stress, do you know what my nickname is?"

"do not know."

"Optimus Prime. Hard twice a year, once half a year."

"I'm not interested in watching it, I saw it last time."

Fuck!

Can you stop mentioning that?

Gu Erli frowned and called their website administrator: "There is an up owner who blatantly drives in the live broadcast room, and you don't care about it? Didn't you say that our website should respond to the national anti-pornography and anti-illegal policy? How did you do it?" yes?"

"Mr. Gu, please tell me the ID of the up owner, we will check it right away."

"Wait a minute." Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang's trumpet, and read out with difficulty, "This man's big name is pineapple cake, and his small name is dashes, brackets, colons, three, a vertical tick, less than, the end of brackets, and dashes." .”

"There is no such person, Mr. Gu."

"Wait a minute, I'll text you, this person's name is a little hard to pronounce!"

After sending the text message, Gu Erli felt refreshed.

This Fu Lang was finally overwhelmed by him!

Hmph, you know you are wrong, you are facing the future richest man in China.Fu Lang, you're a little too young to fight against a domineering president like me.

Gu Erli's inner drama was so full that he slept very peacefully and didn't have any dreams.

The next morning, Lu Yaobei came to the school to look for him. He was dressed in black and stood under the dormitory building, waving vigorously at him, as if Yiping saw He Shuhuan, her whole body was full of drama.She threw herself on her arms and began to cry: "Lizi, I miss you so much."

The two girls passed by the door of the dormitory together, looked at them with connotative eyes, covered their mouths and smiled and left.

Gu Erli opened his hand, frowned and said, "Let's pay attention to the impact."

"You still pay attention to the influence. Who doesn't know that you are that dissolute rich second generation, shameless scumbag." Lu Yaobei smiled.

"How long has it been since you read the post? What is my identity now, an unknown handsome guy." Gu Erli remembered the post that Fu Lang posted, and then added, "If you haven't read it, don't read it."

The photo in that post is not as good as that of the scumbag.

"Okay." Lu Yaobei glanced at his phone and said, "Let's go, Brother Bei invites you to dinner."

"What's the matter? Got rich?" Gu Erli saw that he took out a stack of pink soft sister coins from his wallet, and clicked his tongue lightly, "The local rich, who still brings so much cash for dinner now, we rich second generations are all Pay by card."

"Didn't the school just give me the money for the event today? How can I compare with rich second generations like you. Mr. Gu."

"Don't be poor, what are you eating today?" Gu Erli really didn't know what to eat near the school.

"Let's go to the city and eat lobster." Lu Yaobei flicked the banknotes arrogantly, "Let's go to Wangfujing Street to eat seafood."

"I always feel that you have something to hide from me." Gu Erli said.

Lu Yaobei glanced at him, flattened his mouth and said aggrievedly: "Chestnut~ I've been a little annoyed recently."

Gu Erli patted him on the head and said, "Tell me, what did He Zheng do to you again? Did he tease you again?"

"He not only molested me with words, but also harassed me with behavior, which has recently risen to physical predatory."

Hearing the phrase physical plunder, Gu Erli burst out laughing, looked him up and said, "How did he physically rob you?"

To be honest, when Lu Yaobei is not smiling, he looks like a hooligan.

When the two were in high school, they strolled on the street when they had nothing to do. Lu Beibei once scared and cried five children in three days, and won the honorable title of "Childhood Shadow".

It should be unrealistic for ordinary people to plunder him.

But it is said that the more handsome he is, the more perverted he is. Judging from this, in terms of He Zheng's appearance, he should belong to the perverted fighter.The pure Beibei is not his opponent at all.

The two sat by the window, Lu Yaobei swallowed a mouthful of Coke, and said with sad eyes: "He Zheng gnawed on me."

"Fuck. Where did you gnaw?" Gu Erli asked.

"Here." Lu Yaobei pointed to his thin lips, and said with an expression on the verge of tears, "Damn it, this is my first kiss!"

Gu Erli knew that if he laughed at this time, he would look very unkind, but he still couldn't control himself, and laughed loudly.

Under Lu Yaobei's contemptuous gaze, he laughed for a full minute before he held back his smile and asked seriously, "Does it hurt?"

Does it hurt?It doesn't seem to hurt.

Lu Yaobei recalled the scene that day, when He Zheng grabbed him by the collar, pushed him to the corner, and kissed him hard, he closed his eyes subconsciously? ! ! !

He Zheng kissed very gently, with the tip of his tongue licking and tangling, he raised his head and smiled: "You are so sweet."

Fuck, think this is buying watermelon, after eating it, give me a five-star praise: Not bad, very sweet?

Lu Yaobei was a little confused.

He has been a rough guy for more than [-] years, and no one has ever said that he is sweet. He frowned and couldn't digest this other kind of compliment.

Don't know how to react.

He Zheng and him met a year ago.

At that time, he went to Japan to participate in a photography competition. His work won a prestigious second prize and was put up for auction in the hall. The funds from the auction will be donated to poor areas in Africa and donated to children who cannot even eat.

That photo was taken in a small town in Burundi.

The dark-skinned child stood naked in front of the camera with a timid expression, but his eyes were surprisingly bright.His face was like that of an alien, so thin that only a skeleton-like skeleton remained.But the stomach is like a balloon that has been inflated. The thin belly is stretched so much that the internal organs under the belly can almost be seen.It seems that if you poke it lightly, it will explode.

As a guest invited to the event, He Zheng also went that day, and bought this photo on the spot.

"My dad studies biology in Africa all the year round, and I can't see him a few times throughout the year. After seeing the photos you took, I had an urge to visit that place." He Zheng told him a lot that day, The two were having a blast on the school's rooftop.He was holding a cigarette with his face sideways, half of his face was hidden in the darkness, and the flame of the cigarette flashed by chance, "I stayed in Africa for half a year, and then it took me a long time to find you."

Lu Yaobei stared at him blankly, rubbing the corner of his mouth.

"I still remember the first time I saw you, you were wearing a camouflage T-shirt. You were holding a cup of Americano coffee with a string of beads. You turned your face and smiled at the person next to you, revealing two Huya. At that time, your smile was so sunny, I stood there and thought silently, this boy is so pretty, I must make him like me."

He Zheng narrowed his eyes and smiled.The hair on the forehead was disheveled by the wind.

"I didn't do this before, but when I saw you, I couldn't walk. I thought about you at night, dreamed of you, and dreamed of you smiling at me and biting me with your cute little tiger teeth. I leaned my neck back for you to bite hard, and touched your hair. Then you gave me a mouth."

He Zheng said it solemnly, without feeling ashamed at all.

Lu Yaobei's face turned red when he heard that, and he immediately stopped him: "Is that how I am in your dream?"

"No." He Zheng shook his head seriously, "I bullied you and made you cry when you didn't want to at first. The way you blushed and begged me is simply too cute. I'm about to be turned into a cutie." I like you so much, I like you so much that I fall to the ground, clutching my chest, and I won’t get up until you give me a fuck.”

With a dark face, Lu Yaobei said expressionlessly, "Then you just lie on the ground for the rest of your life."

"It's quite cold on the ground, so I'd better stand up by myself." He Zheng said, "When I'm with you, I can't control myself. I never treat others like this. I don't know if I will give you to you one day." Come on, if there is a day, you must be more tolerant."

Lu Yaobei laughed angrily: "He Zheng, you are so funny."

I don't know what's going on, but he couldn't say anything to refuse that day.

After hearing this, Gu Erli pondered for a long time and sighed slowly.

Lu Yaobei blinked sadly and said, "I think I'm still straight."

"Straight shit, straight, I went to grandma's house in a detour! I didn't expect you to be a fucking closet." Gu Erli took a gulp of Coke to suppress his shock.

Here, Fu Lang took a sip from his water glass. Last night, the live broadcast lasted until midnight, and he didn't get up until noon. His throat was sore.He picked up his phone and looked at the many private messages on Weibo.

The girls were crying and howling, saying why they couldn't get into his personal space.

Fu Lang logged into his account, clicked to see a new message.

Said his account was blocked?

Apparently this is not the first time it has been blocked.

Fu Lang immediately stood up for crisis public relations.

"Because the administrator was jealous that I was too handsome, my account was blocked, and everyone moved. Please pay attention to my trumpet _(:3」∠)_☆, fight against the evil forces to the end, insist on driving, and never repentance. "He edited a tweet and sent it out.

Gu Erli, who was eating, suddenly sneezed.

After reading the Weibo comments, he was about to get up when Aunt Zhang called him.

Seeing that it was the landline at home, Fu Lang immediately had a bad feeling.Sure enough, Aunt Zhang was crying as soon as she spoke, and he couldn't help frowning: "Aunt Zhang, don't worry, speak slowly."

"Doudou, your mother doesn't eat anymore. You should come back soon." After Aunt Zhang finished speaking, there was a sound of breaking a glass.

"I'll go back at night." Fu Lang said, "My dad hasn't been home these days?"

"No, he hasn't contacted his family these days."

"Okay, Aunt Zhang, I've worked hard for you recently."

After hanging up the phone, Fu Lang lay down on the bed, stared straight at the ceiling, frowned and closed his eyes.