Three anecdotes

Today's Cardinal Jin is holding Shang Chengbi's hand and facing the court. He is wearing a vermilion cross-collar gown, but his hair is draped over his left lapel. Since the surrender of the Chu people, no one has dared to wear such clothing.Now he put his hand on the back of Shang Chengbi generously, and Shang Chengbi carefully supported him, cherishing him indescribably. "Play early if you have something to do—Chonghua be careful." He said eight words in a row, the first half of the sentence was as cold as ice, but the second half was as gentle as water. Seeing that Cardinal Jin sat down beside him, Shang Chengbi resumed Sit on the imperial case and look down on all the ministers.

"Your Majesty, the Empress is seriously flooded, and the people along the river are displaced. The relief money given out last time is just a drop in the bucket. Please ask the emperor to judge." No matter what time it is, business always comes first.

Shang Chengbi frowned slightly, "Didn't you just allocate 30 taels of silver?"

"After the catastrophe, there must be a plague—"

This time, Shang Chengbi became angry before the performance was over, "Plague, another plague! What does the Taiyuan Hospital do for me? Is there no prescription yet?"

"I'll wait for ten thousand deaths." All the ministers of the Imperial Hospital quickly knelt down and apologized.

Cardinal Jin laughed lightly, his eyes flickering, "Why did you lose your temper so much? You also know that in the flood of the Yellow River, if you throw 30 silver down, you won't even be able to make a splash."

"A bunch of trash!" Shang Chengbi turned his gaze to Tong Xun, "What good plan does the Tai Tuo have?"

"The old minister is incompetent, the emperor is wise, please make a decision." Yu Jiale was so shy that he threw the stone to Shang Chengbi.

Shang Chengbi looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, "Aside from asking for money from me, is there anyone else who can think of a way to rescue the disaster?"

Full court awe.Shang Chengbi knew that this group of people would have nothing to say, but he was so wise that he didn't need other people's advice.Although Shang Chengbi is mean and ungrateful, he is not a foolish king who ignores the people of Liming. He has been in power for nine years, but the treasury is rich and the warehouses are full. Where.Therefore, looking at the silence of the officials, he just nodded casually, Wang Chuanxi immediately sent a copy, Shang Chengbi opened the memorial, "Qinghe County 200 taels, Peidong County 2000 taels, Shaoting County 700 taels , Yong’an County is 400 taels. Yong’an is in the lower reaches of the queen, and the disaster is serious. It is reasonable to allocate 4000 taels. This Peidong County is more than half smaller than Qinghe County. I also allocated money to build a dam last year. Why this year Are the floods so severe?"

As soon as Shang Chengbi opened his mouth, Chen Zhuang immediately knelt down and kowtowed.

At this moment, Cardinal Jin laughed, with a rising sound and annoyance in his smile, "Ji Tan, you are so unreasonable, you ask Mr. Chen, how dare Mr. Chen answer you?" His eyes wavered, "Really? Master."

Yu Tongxun took a deep breath. He already knew that Cardinal Jin was here for him today.

Shang Chengbi closed the account book, "Five years ago, Beidi violated the border, and Uncle Wang sent troops to Chuzhou, so he had no time to look east. General Yu took command in his sixtieth year and personally led the troops. The so-called Lianpo is old, but his loyalty can be used as a lesson. Defeat the enemy for me. Return to the court after success, don't ask for rewards, and tell me that you dare to have a place to bury your bones. I am deeply moved, so I gave Qinghe County to the general of Zhenguo as a fief - the Taifu."

"The veteran is terrified, please the emperor punish the crime of negligence of the veteran, but my father is old, please forgive me." Qinghe County is Yu Zhongyu's fief, and Yu Zhongyu is old, so it is natural that Tong Xun is in charge of the matter.Yu Tongxun was straightforward, and with one sentence of negligence, he dismissed the crime of taking stolen goods.

Cardinal Jin chuckled, "Since it is the fiefdom of the Great General Zhen Guo, it is natural for the local government to take care of it. Taifu Yu is old, and he has been slightly negligent in such trivial matters. Please don't be the same as the head of the country. Care about." He first called Yu Tongxun the Taifu, but now he firmly held the son of the father-in-law, Yu Tongxun knew that he meant the queen, but he didn't understand what he wanted.

Shang Chengbi was silent.

Cardinal Jin shook his waist, "It's so painful to sit on." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand. Shang Chengbi gently held his hand and let him lean to his side. Cardinal Jin naturally lay down on his stomach. On the dragon case.There are many people in the ground, kneeling in fear, but he still complains about sitting uncomfortable.Shang Chengbi gently held his cyanotic hair, and combed it carefully with his fingers. Cardinal Jin was obsessed with the case like a cat. The two of them actually regarded this court hall as an inner room, and did not put the officials in it at all. in the eyes.

Shang Chengbi embraced the beauty to seek pleasure, but Chen Zhuang was frightened. He always knew that today's son is so ignorant and aware of the details. He thought that the embezzlement of disaster relief money might have been leaked. If you don't know about such malpractice, please punish the emperor."

Cardinal Jin had already sat up at this moment, casually playing with Shang Chengbi's ink brush, "Making favoritism for personal gain? Master Chen's conviction of himself is really light."

Chen Zhuang didn't dare to raise his head at all at the moment, but he could only hear Cardinal Jin's sweet voice full of arrogance and sarcasm.This man's voice seemed to be possessed by a demon.It's clearly a threat, but it sounds so good that it makes people's hearts melt. It's no wonder that the emperor lost the entire harem because of him.Chen Zhuang stabilized his mind, "Marquis Linyuan, don't talk nonsense." The imperial case was empty, he bowed his body and kowtowed, and he could naturally see the hem of Cardinal Jin's clothes exposed.

Cardinal Jin suddenly sat up, "It seems that my shadow guards found out that Mr. Chen was enriching himself and embezzling disaster relief funds. It is unjust."

"Your Majesty is clearly investigating!" Embezzling disaster relief funds is a multiple crime, how could Chen Zhuang allow Cardinal Jin to convict him.He accepted a bribe of 3 taels of silver, but it was by no means disaster relief money.

Cardinal Jin blinked, "Really?" As he spoke, he brought up Shang Chengbi's hand, the ink pen was not dipped in ink, and scratched the back of his hand, "Master Chen refuses to admit it, what to do?"

Shang Chengbi shook his head lightly, his eyes full of doting, "You're being naughty again."

"That's right. I've been sick for a long time, and I haven't had anything new to do for a long time." When he said this, he deliberately didn't continue. Instead, he looked at a middle-aged man kneeling at the back of the queue, "Hao Minister, since Mr. Chen feels wronged, you can show him the evidence of bribery."

The waiter Hao seemed to have been prepared for a long time. He first confessed to Shang Chengbi, then carefully tore open the folder of the official uniform, but took out a bag of pearls, "return to the emperor, Lord Hou. This official uniform Every rest period, the department will clean it in a unified way, but it suddenly became much heavier when it was sent to Weichen's mansion that day. Weichen was puzzled, but he was eager to go to court, and he didn't take it to heart. But since that day, Every county and every prefecture has adjusted the accounts of the imperial court's disaster relief funds. The minister was very puzzled, so he asked Mr. Chen for advice. Mr. Chen said, "Can't a pinch of pearls seal your mouth?" Only then did I know that everyone had accepted bribes. This is a list that was made in the past, and this is a list after the fact, please look over it to the emperor." Hao Shilang sent two more accounts.

Cardinal Jin smiled and said, "The emperor and I both don't read it, let's pass it on to your lords."

The huge court hall was silent like cicadas, and no one dared to look closely at the accounts when they were circulated. Everyone in the hall was in danger. Look, he just kowtowed and said, "Your majesty has clearly observed that I am guilty of accepting bribes, but it is definitely not a disaster relief fund, it is just a routine filial piety for the disaster-stricken towns—"

"Filial piety? These counties and counties are in charge of parenting. They are the parents of the people, but Mr. Chen is their parents." Cardinal Jin didn't allow him to finish.

"My humble minister deserves to die, please the emperor to investigate clearly!" Chen Zhuang pleaded guilty again and again.

Cardinal Jin poured the bag of pearls on the imperial case, "The color is really good. It's just that the seal is so generous, it's no wonder that the emperor has allocated money several times, but there is no improvement in the relief of disasters and people. The emperor is concerned. Common people, but you are filling your own pockets—" He swept all the pearls on the case with one hand, "Holy grace is dusty, what should I do!"

Only then did Shang Chengbi slowly raise his head, but he was looking at Yu Tongxun, "Teacher, Chen Zhuang is a disciple of Duke Dingguo. The Yu family has been loyal to the country for three generations. I don’t know what the Taifu’s opinion is about disaster relief?” He said it very politely, but Yu Tongxun also knew that Shang Chengbi’s question now was to ask you to pay for your sins.

Although Yu Tongxun was not angry, he had no choice but to come forward and agree, "The old minister is stupid and almost made a big mistake. I have received the grace of the Yu family, and I should share the worries for the king. I would like to donate 10 taels of silver for disaster relief. Yes. However, I heard that the three rivers were flooded, but the King of Chu was able to provide relief with 120 million taels of gold. Although the Yu clan was also a noble, it was far behind."

Cardinal Jin smiled. It really was an old fox who wanted to entrust me into the water. He immediately smiled and said, "The head of the country is really loyal. Yu's family gave out 10 taels and three generations of princes. It's not too stingy. However, I am more generous than you When he said this, he raised his head and looked straight at Tongxun, "Teacher said, there are 120 million taels of gold, it's true. However, it's not my father's, it's mine. My Great Chu has surrendered. Heng Qianzhuang is the property of me and Jiazhen. Ten days ago, Jiazhen and I took out 120 million taels of gold for this disaster relief, but unexpectedly, it was stolen by accident. My Majesty and I are worried every day, but we can never imagine A reliable person took the gold back. Seeing the Tai Tuo being so generous today, the Yu family is really full of loyalty. In this case—" He took off a jade pendant, "I will present this jade pendant as a gift, please Tai Tuo My younger brother, King Jingbian's Gaozu Yu Tongxiang, Major General Yu, took back the 120 million taels of gold, I wonder if the Tai Tuo would lend it to you?"

Yu Tongxun originally thought that he was just using the disaster relief funds to suppress the old family members of Yu's family, but he didn't expect that Yu Tongxiang was the one he was plotting against.He knew that Cardinal Jin had a lot of schemes, but now he has reversed the army, "My younger brother is a descendant of the Yu family, so he is naturally allowed to be driven. It's just that this trip is a big fundraising matter, but there is another important thing." His eyes flickered, "The epidemic along the Yellow River is serious, and the imperial physician is at a loss. I don't know, will the young lord be willing to borrow Mr. Zhaolie to rescue the disaster?"

"No. Chonghua has just recovered from his serious injury, and he wants to stay by Chonghua's side." Shang Chengbi didn't wait for Cardinal Jin to answer.

"Meow--" a meow suddenly came from the solemn court hall.Cardinal Jin held Shang Chengbi's hand, "I'm fine." He stood up and looked down at the ministers, his cold eyes circled around every one of them before falling on Tong Xun, "Do you think everyone is like you? The imperial court’s humerus is like a corpse, my brother, I’m afraid he has already saved someone.” He waved at the kitten, “Tao’er, let’s go!”

The author has something to say: I am indeed a slow-paced dead star, I haven’t written about abuse

However, Jin Xiaomao's body is just right, and I still want him to be a monster for a while

everyone's been waiting

The article has not been proofread, welcome to catch bugs, and correct mistakes, thank you everyone!

There are a lot of bugs recently, I just want to read them all and change them together when I have time, hug~

By the way PS.

Dingding, I don't know if you are still here, but I want to say to you very seriously, thank you!You are really important to me!