Three anecdotes

In terms of naked flesh and blood, the emperor has been pampered and pampered for ten years, so how can he bear it.He is a slave, his eyes should be closed even if they are open, but how can he not understand what kind of sound it is.The chief eunuch, in recent years, he didn't have to personally punish people, but in the early years—he heard too much the sound of torture equipment.Yujie Fang is not made of moso bamboo, and if he can play such a tone, even if Mr. Chu didn't think of hurting his muscles and bones, he is really punishing the emperor.But the emperor still dare not shout.

Hearing that depressing voice, his heart curled up like a plantain leaf outside the curtain.

After explaining the reasoning, Chu Yi stopped talking lightly, it was inconvenient for him to speak, now, only the sound of beating was heard.

Feng Xing was digging through the book case, thinking only of one nondescript sentence, it was easy to go from frugal to extravagant, and it was difficult to go from extravagant to frugal, back then hundreds of rattan sticks were next to each other, and he was able to ride a horse to fight, but now he only suffered these three or four blows, and it hurts Tears flowed across the face.

He was afraid that his tears would flow down and stain the papers on the table, so he just endured it desperately.But I don't want to be behind, the pain is too much to bear.

Just now because of his carelessness, he had received such a heavy ruler on his hand, now he was digging the case, his palm was swollen hotly, how could he hold on.Chu Yi lightly pushed down the ruler again, and slid off the case in pain, narrowly hanging down a few notebooks.

Since he took the throne, he has never been in such a mess.

Feng Xing knew how useless he was, and he didn't dare to pick up the papers scattered on the ground, so he could only kneel on his knees.

Chu Yi didn't feel any pity at all, so he lifted him up and threw it on the case again, and pushed out an open space for him, and said with his hand, "Ten more hits."

Feng Xing only looked at his hands on the case, and couldn't help but sweat again. If he had to hit ten more strokes with such a heavy ruler, how much would he have to suffer today?Both father and father have the same temper, but no matter how hard they suffer, it is impossible for him to recuperate and fail to go to court.Feng Xing once again picked up the case, and had been looking forward to this day for many years, but when this day really came, he didn't know if there was such a day, wasn't he in his hands?

"Yes. The child knows his mistake, and the father—severe punishment."

Chu Yiqing never made the punishment more severe just because he said he would be punished heavily, and he never made it lighter just because he was sweating from the pain.Feng Xing didn't dare to relax any more, he only held on to the case more tightly, Chu Yi didn't say anything, but somehow he knew that if he fell again, he would be hit twenty more.

"Five!" he counted.

Chu Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, but he didn't stop him, allowing him to scream.

"Six!" The pain was all choked in his throat.Until the tenth time of reporting, Feng Xing couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

Jiefang fell straight down, Chu Yiqing didn't let out a breath, and hit him eleven more times.

This made the subconscious feel that Feng Xing, who could relax for a while after being hit by the ruler ten times, almost slipped down again, the sweat on his face dripped into his mouth, but somehow it was still a little hot, Feng Xing counted to twelve, and begged, "Dad, dad !"

Chu Yi really hurt him lightly, the sound transmission into the secret consumes so much internal energy, and he kept his hands, but he asked, "What's wrong?"

Fengxing's mouth is full of bitterness, so he can't answer what's wrong.

Chu Yiqing continued to hit, two more blows, these two blows, Feng Xing was so hurt that he didn't care to count.

After hitting him fourteen times, Chu Yi saw that his body was about to slide down again, so he bowed down and hugged him before lying down, Feng Xing felt warm in his heart, "Thank you, father."

Chu Yiqing didn't speak, and continued to make him hurt.

This time, Feng Xing counted to thirteen, the ruler in Chu Yiqing's hand stopped for a moment, and then said, "Five more."

"Father!" Feng Xing's voice trembled.

Chu Yiqing didn't speak anymore, Feng Xing bit his lip, but didn't make any sound.

Jiang Chengyi was outside, listening to Fengxing's report, he was terrified, and Fengxing stopped reporting, so frightened that everyone froze.This is the emperor, the ninth-five-year-old, who was treated so submissively, even the smartest little eunuch who just entered the palace, was not so obedient when he was beaten.As soon as the thought passed, I broke out in a cold sweat again when I thought that I would compare the emperor to the eunuch.Inside, nothing could be heard.

Fengxing's buttocks are full of square purlins, the ring is half an inch thick, and it is Hetian jade with excellent toughness, who really uses this thing to beat people.Feng Xing lay down on the table, and counted ten times silently in his heart, there was no good piece of meat on his buttocks, and if he beat him again, it would be his waist and legs.Thinking of dragging such a body and sitting on the throne of the emperor tomorrow, Feng Xing couldn't hold back the tears that flowed out again.

Chu Yiqing's ruler really went down, and now it was the leg.Also the softest back of the thigh.

"Father!" After receiving two more blows, Feng Xing couldn't take it any longer, and begged, "Father, there is still an early morning court tomorrow. When my son is in court, I will invite the family law to come—" When he said this, he stopped. Living.

Chu Yi lightly pressed his back, raised the ruler, and slammed six times on his thigh, before saying, "Now you know how to ask for family law." After saying that, he put the white jade ring on the ground with a "clang" sound. on the table.

Feng Xing raised his face from the sweat, and then moved his body, but he clenched his lips tightly and dared not make a sound.

Chu Yi stretched out his finger lightly and drew in the air, "Kneel down and answer."

Feng Xing answered yes in a low voice, struggled to support himself up, sweated all over again, and then knelt down.This kneeling, it was cold behind him, and he shivered violently.That's right, since you want to be beaten with all your heart, why didn't you prepare your family law earlier, is this white jade prescription for beating?No wonder Dad was angry, he said it with his mouth, but his heart was not sincere after all.Feng Xing didn't dare to lie at the moment, but he didn't dare to acquiesce, he really didn't mean it, "I don't mean to be tempted, it's just that my father doesn't come, my boy—" When he said this, he felt that there was a hint of resentment in his words. Dare to say again, "It's all the son's fault. The father asked questions, but the son dared not answer."

Jiang Cheng, who was outside the curtain, listened, and felt that the emperor was extremely pitiful. He was startled by his outrageous thoughts, but suddenly heard a voice, which seemed to float from the sky, and seemed to be in his ear, " Get a basin of water, twist two handkerchiefs, one dry, one cold, and bring some of the wound medicine you used."

Jiang Chengyi was startled, and suddenly cold sweat broke out all over his body. Whether this Young Master Chu is a mortal, he only hesitated for a moment, but he heard the emperor's order, "According to father's will."

Chu Yi glanced at him lightly, Feng Xing quickly changed his words, "Listen to your master's orders."

Feng Xing is well controlled, although it is late, the little eunuch on duty at night is quite vigilant, seeing that Jiang Chengyi wants wound medicine, he cleverly wants to ask the imperial doctor, Jiang Chengyi was startled, and only lowered his voice and said, " Just do what I tell you, and you won’t live long if you pretend to be smart.” Then he went to hold a basin to fetch water by himself.He has always been a benevolent person, never easily punished and intimidated his subordinates, when he said this, the little eunuch was taken aback and hurriedly sent medicine.

Even if he was serving close to him, Chu Yiqing didn't want Feng Xing to be seen injured, so he went out to get water and medicine, and wiped the wound on Feng Xing's buttocks with a cold handkerchief. Shang Quhan usually fell ill. When he was beating, he would use his dead hands. After beating, he would hug and rub. Now he didn't ask Fengxing to lie down, but asked him to bend down and prop himself up on the case to wipe off the medicine, and read again. Glancing at the bronze leak, he gestured, "Wait to dry the medicine, and you can still be confused for half an hour." As he said that, he tidied up the scattered papers on the table, and ignored Feng Xing and stood half naked as punishment.

Naturally, Feng Xing didn't dare to speak even more, he was beaten so severely while standing upright, and now that the wound medicine was drying, it was another reflection and torture.

Chu Yi lightly flipped through the booklet, and waited until his breathing became smooth before raising his head and gesticulating, "You have been diligent all these years." Without waiting for him to speak modestly, he ordered, "Change and go to sleep."

Feng Xing blushed again when he said the word "change clothes", gritted his teeth and dressed neatly, before asking Chu Yiqing again, Chu Yiqing only said, "Go and rest, a peaceful and prosperous world is always here." On your shoulders, I will take care of you."

Feng Xing heard him talk about taking care of him, with a pun, and hit the snake with the stick, "Father punished the child today, and later——"

Chu Yi glanced at him lightly, he didn't dare to say any more, but fell asleep contentedly.Chu Yi sat lightly on the side of his bed, closed his eyes and adjusted his breath. He had excellent internal energy, so he could hear Jiang Chengxin outside the door ordering the little eunuch to prepare porridge, and only smiled slightly.It will be dawn soon, I don't know what Chonghua and Shitou will eat in the morning.

Chonghua ate rice balls in the morning, served with a bowl of yellow millet porridge. The rice balls were covered with sesame seeds and were very sweet. In the porcelain, with a plate of fresh and tender radishes, the cooking skills of Emperor Zhao the day before yesterday are getting better and better.

Shitou went to court with a few rice balls in his mouth, saying "purple rice is not as fragrant as white rice".Standing upright in the court hall, he wiped away the sticky rice from his mouth the moment he caught a glimpse of Emperor Xiaowen's court boots. Shang Chenghuan grew up in the army since he was a child, and he was frugal, so he didn't wear silk boots at all. He doesn't pay attention to decorations, but the emperor has his own bearing and majesty. He is a commoner and soap boots, and he is also the bearing of the heavenly family. Only today, Jiang Shitou followed all the officials to give a big gift, but he feels that our emperor who has always been as stable as Mount Tai is a little bit Carried too much.Sitting too upright, motionless, Jiang Shitou complacently savored the sweet smell of glutinous rice, and decided very empirically: let you get beaten up.

The Holy Son of Heaven was aware of the details, and he had already caught Jiang Shitou's almost invisible and unavoidable pride in his eyes, and then threw out a thunderbolt without haste, "My father and my mother have been married for [-] years, and today I am my mother's concubine!" In exchange for my life, I have followed my mother's and concubine's will all these years, and dare not pay homage to the people, so as not to waste people's money. Only the day before yesterday, a strange fire fell from the sky in the Tingli Temple. ..."

Hearing him talking there, Jiang Shitou thought to himself, you obviously set the fire yourself, you must have been beaten up by the second uncle, dare not mention the matter of the honorary name, you can't push your father to dream, and you said that your mother manifested a spirit and became the emperor It's really boring. Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a sentence, "Since we are brothers with different surnames, Uncle Zhonglie will go there on my behalf, and I can also comfort the spirit of my mother and concubine in heaven."

Jiang Shitou listened to half a sentence in a daze, then he was stunned, and you dig a hole again, what kind of brother with a different surname, the emperor's brother with a different surname will end well, what do you want me to do, God pity, can I resign.

When Jiang Shitou was still in a daze, some old ministers had heard Fengxing's voice. The emperor actually called him father today. The poor girl by the Huan River was a wife, concubine, concubine, or dewy love, because she Today's son gave birth to a mother, and King Xianjing had no other concubines, which had been deliberately put aside by the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty. Emperor Xiaowen also gave face to all officials. Every fifth day of May, he would go to worship a certain memorial tablet first. Come out again to accept the congratulations from all the officials. He didn't mention asking all the officials to worship him. His identity went to Huanshui to preside over the sacrificial ceremony—could it be that he was acting up these days not for his father, but for his mother?That's not right, after giving King Jingbian the title of emperor, he said that his own mother was the original wife, who else in the court would dare to argue with him?Now that the emperor is relying on the prestige of defeating Beidi, he sees that the civil and military affairs of the whole court can't hold back, but where did the turning point come from?No matter what, respecting a woman, she is indeed the birth mother, is better than——

Thinking of this, the gray-haired old prime minister said, "The concubine is virtuous, the emperor is wise, and the loyal Lord Bode is so trustworthy, I am so happy and crazy."

Jiang Shitou—are you crazy?

Shang Chenghuan actually nodded his head in a serious manner, "Father also loves Dazheng to be so simple and straightforward, so he personally taught him, and he values ​​it so much."

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty seemed to suddenly understand the reason why this prudent young emperor defied all opinions and let this idiot Jiang Shitou take the seal of command. It turned out that this person was actually taught by King Xianjingbian himself. No wonder the emperor is so trustworthy. , all sighed, "Wang Jingbian cherishes his talent and loves his son, which is moving."

Shang Chenghuan didn't explain who the father he was talking about, and waved his sleeves, "So, Dazheng, thank you!"

Jiang Shitou suddenly felt stuck by the glutinous rice that had already melted into his stomach, and then said with all his body, "Master, thank you Lord Long En." After thanking him, he asked many questions about etiquette. Dao said that the always calm Emperor Xiaowen had fine sweat oozing from his head, and he was still unwilling to let you harm me, so I let you sit on the emperor's throne for a while longer, to see if you can sit still.

Shang Chenghuan was really able to sit still, not only could he sit still, but he also sat very firmly, except that his face was a little pale.He has worked hard to govern and has always been diligent in politics. The veterans not only respect him but also love him a little bit. Now, although he has excellent charm and demeanor is better than yesterday, he is slightly lacking in energy and blood, and he has a sense of humility. Remonstrance, he made some concessions on the issue of the honorary title, and immediately interrupted Jiang Shitou's chatter, "As soon as the sacrificial ceremony is accepted, the Ministry of Rites will arrange it. Why don't you discuss a charter with Mr. Chen, and then ask the Holy Majesty to show you."

Jiang Shitou avenged his petty revenge, and he accepted it as soon as he wanted it. He immediately followed suit, and he was very popular and demeanor. He even invited him, "Uncle Zhonglie is very loyal, so it's okay to go to court today, and you and my brother can talk about it in detail."

Jiang Shitou went to Xie En, but he said in his heart, who will talk to you in detail, anyway, the Di people have finished fighting, and there will be no major battles in the past ten years, I will hang up my seal and resign when I go back, and serve my father and my second father and uncle on a tour of the mountains Water, do not wait.

Jiang Shitou's daydream didn't come true, and he was stopped by Jiang Chengyi on the way, and then he made a draft of his rejection, but he heard the holy emperor's first eunuch say, "Young master Chu has a call, Uncle, please."

Jiang Shitou withdrew his tongue that was about to be bitten off by himself, and followed Jiang Chengyi to Qifeng Pavilion in a well-mannered manner.

In Qifeng Pavilion, there is indeed an incense table.

Emperor Xiaowen was dressed in commoner clothes, "I will be a big brother in a few days when I grow up."

Just when Jiang Shitou was about to refuse, he saw his own second uncle sitting on it, and handed over a calligraphy, which was actually written by his second father, "Accept him, and be filial to your third and fourth uncles on his behalf."

Jiang Shitou looked back at Feng Xing, "Well, Brother Emperor, although my second father agreed, but my father—" He was a little unwilling after all.

In the hut by the river, Cardinal Jin looked at Shang Chengbi, "Wei Jin Leng and Jing Shan Bo are wandering now, my brother is really worried, so I let Shi Shi answer, you—"

Shang Chengbi stopped chopping wood, "That's my brother too."

Cardinal Jin smiled.

With the mountains and rivers in hand, it is not as good as Iraqi people, and the sky is full of rays of light, which is no match for the unique colors.

--Finish