Three anecdotes

"Second Uncle, you're back!" Shito jumped three feet high, and swished over to pick up the medicine box in Chu Yiqing's hand.

Chu Yi nodded lightly, and Shitou had already talked endlessly, "Father has gone to work in the fields, and Dad has not come back from school in the countryside. The dough pancakes just baked in the house are this year's new wheat. I'll fetch water for you." When Uncle came back today, he boiled a few large pots of boiling water and filled the tub to the brim, "Wipe your face and eat something before you take a bath, or take a bath with a stone and serve you a bowl of egg noodles."

Chu Yi lightly motioned to take a bath first, and Shitou bustled back and forth, talking nonstop, "Originally, Father and Second Father thought that Second Uncle would come back tomorrow, probably because of Second Father's birthday."

Chu Yiqing watched him busy in an orderly manner, listened to his noise with interest, and waited quietly for Cardinal Shang Chengbijin to come back.

In the village school, Cardinal Jin left school early. At this time, the spring plowing had just passed, and there was really nothing to do in the field. The Jin couple stared at each other, but Shang Chengbi finally spoke first, "Brother came back in a hurry. It's your birthday, you hide here and don't go back—"

Cardinal Jin looked around and there was no one around, "He doesn't give me a good face every year on his birthday, and he doesn't go back when he is not here."

Shang Chengbi said, "What did you do wrong recently?"

Cardinal Jin shook his head, "No."

Shang Chengbi advised him, "That's fine, brother is not unreasonable."

Cardinal Jin glared at him, "It's not you who dare to be beaten."

Shang Chengbi acted as if I had everything on my mind, "Okay, it's time to go back, if brother scolds you again this time, can I get beaten?"

Cardinal Jin looked at him with twinkling pupils.

Shang Chengbi nodded, "OK! Let's go."

Therefore, Cardinal Jin went back confidently and confidently.

At home, Chu Yiqing had already bathed and changed his clothes. A bowl of steaming egg noodles served to relax the stomach, refresh the body, refresh the body and drink tea in comfort. Cardinal Jin greeted them with a calm face and sat down on Chu Yiqing's hands. , "Brother, you are back."

Shang Chengbi also said, "Brother has practiced medicine for thousands of miles to help the world and the world, it's hard work."

Jiang Shitou pouted on one side, asking you to pretend.

Chu Yi lightly stretched out his hand to rest on Cardinal Jin's veins, and now Shang Chengbi and Jiang Shitou were both nervous, Cardinal Jin's heart was pounding, but his face remained calm.Jiang Shitou couldn't hold his breath for a while, "Second Uncle, how is Second Father, is he alright?"

Chu Yi nodded slightly.

Shang Chengbi immediately let go of his heart, and Chu Yi lightly continued to gesture, "I just need a few more needles."

Shang Chengbi said, "Please trouble brother."

Jiang Shitou immediately said, "I'll make the bed."

Cardinal Jin waited for Jiang Shitou to leave, and pulled his arm away, "Brother, you said you were cured last time, why did you get the needle again?"

Chu Yi remained silent.

Shang Chengbi said, "Chong Hua, it's not enough to avoid medical treatment because of diseases, I'd better listen to my brother and get a few more injections."

Cardinal Jin glared at Shang Chengbi.

Shang Chengbi looked at Chu Yiqing, "Brother, why don't you give me a few needles too."

Chu Yi slightly raised his eyes.

Cardinal Jin feared that the world would not be chaotic, "Okay."

Chu Yi ignored Shang Chengbi lightly and went to Cardinal Jin's room.Shi Shi was really quick and quick, and he had already packed everything.

The bed sheet was pulled evenly, and the medicine box was neatly arranged. Seeing the second father coming, he grinned and said, "Second father, I am faster than brother Yunze, and I can be like Uncle Yunze in the future. The second uncle has started."

Cardinal Jin had no expression on his face, "Is your writing finished?"

Shi Shi made a bitter face, "There are two more."

Shang Chengbi, "Why don't you go?"

Shitou, "I'll beat Uncle Er!"

Chu Yi lightly raised his hand, "Get out!"

Stone was wronged and went to Linzi.

Shang Chengbi, "This is it."

Chu Yi lightly raised his hand again, "You also go out."

Shang Chengbi, "I'll help brother."

Cardinal Jin, "You go out too!"

Chu Yiqing suddenly motioned, "You stay."

Shang Chengbi was satisfied and thirsty for knowledge, "Brother, what should be the first step?"

Chu Yi lightly pointed at Cardinal Jin and gestured, "Take off your clothes."

Cardinal Jin glared at Shang Chengbi, and Shang Chengbi came up to help Cardinal Jin remove his outer shirt with great eyes.

Chu Yi lightly signaled again, Cardinal Jin raised his elbow and pushed Shang Chengbi aside, took off his underwear, and lay down on the bed.

Chu Yi motioned lightly again, "Take off your pants."

Cardinal Jin, "..."

Shang Chengbi, "Chong Hua, you don't listen to what the doctor says, but you have to listen to what your brother says."

Chu Yi lightly sat on the edge of the bed, silent.

Cardinal Jin glared at Shang Chengbi, "You go out first."

Shang Chengbi, "I also learned acupuncture from my brother—"

Cardinal Jin, "..."

Shang Chengbi, "Then I'll go get the piano, and listen to it when you get bored with the needle."

Chu Yiqing suddenly gestured, "Not bored."

Cardinal Jin suddenly had an ominous premonition that Shang Chengbi had already left.

As soon as the door was closed, Cardinal Jin slapped Cardinal Jin's naked buttocks lightly and crisply, and a red mark appeared on Yingqiu's white and upturned face. Cardinal Jin shouted, "Brother——!"

Another slap was his answer.

Cardinal Jin said unwillingly, "I didn't do anything wrong, why did you hit me?"

Chu Yi stood up lightly and gestured at the head of his bed. Cardinal Jin raised his neck and could see clearly. He gestured, "Today is your birthday."

Cardinal Jin, "You are unreasonable."

"Slap!" Another slap, "You will understand when your birthday is next year."

Cardinal Jin was completely dumbfounded when he heard about next year's birthday. In fact, he understood a little bit why his brother beat him up, not completely ignorant.

"Slap!" A clear and sharp slap told him that the answer was correct.

Cardinal Jin then thoroughly recognized current affairs as a hero, "Brother, I was wrong." Jiang Shitou admitted his mistake so quickly, he must have a role model.

Chu Yiqing didn't play cards according to the routine, so he didn't ask what was wrong, but just slapped him again.To be honest, the pain really hurts, but it’s not true to say that the pain is unbearable. However, my son is so old that even when Shang Chengbi beats the stone, the stone will say that the child is already in the age of the dancing elephant. Of course, Shang Chengbi will definitely give him a few sticks and then say that he dares to show his merits by killing a few tartars. He doesn't know how to be humble, so he should fight! ——Hiss—but the one being beaten now is himself.

With just a few slaps, the Shuangqiu had turned red into a camellia color. Cardinal Jin knew that it was impossible to get pardon for the routine, so he begged his brother for mercy, "Brother, it's not that I didn't take the medicine seriously, it's Chengbi and him. Greedy, if you want to say something about sharing weal and woe, you must drink it for me—hey!"

This blow really hurt, Chu Yi raised his hand lightly, the wind in his palm was sharper than the blade, and immediately there was a purlin across the double mounds.

Cardinal Jin immediately didn't dare to pester him any more, "Brother, I promise, I will never give leftovers to Shang Chengbi again."

Cardinal Jin's hands fluttered like wind and rain, and every time he slapped it with inner strength, he didn't care what he said at all. After ten slaps, he slapped him again.Cardinal Jin understood that this mistake was over.Don't dare to make excuses for the next one, "I will definitely follow my brother's instructions in the future, and I can't be picky about food when my brother is out for a doctor's visit. No matter how unpalatable Chengbi's medicinal food is, I will eat it obediently. I will not be greedy for cold or spicy food."

Another five blows.

Jin Shu felt pain in the back of his body, and suddenly felt a sense of relief, um, it seems right, but his butt hurts, it's still hot, what else is there.Chu Yiqing didn't wait for him to think, another round of slaps, the wind of the slap just now taught him enough lessons, and now he slaps again, it's like adding wax to the broken flesh, and the back is painful and hot, completely on fire Topped with oil.Cardinal Jin doubled his pupils for a while, and immediately admitted his mistake, "You must be strict when teaching students, and you can't ask them for leave if you are busy with farming and homework!"

"Slap!" This time it was still a slap, with large patches of pain, which didn't seem right.

Cardinal Jin racked his brains. Ever since he was often placed under the palm of his brother, he didn't dare to make any more mistakes. Thinking about it, there should be no more mistakes.He didn't speak, Chu Yi didn't stop when he was light, and he seemed to be able to feel the swelling behind him bit by bit, but his brother just didn't stop.

Chu Yiqing looked serious, but in fact he knew it well. After hitting about sixty times, he knew that he hadn't made any mistakes, so he drew on his back with his fingers, "What time do you usually come back?"

Only then did Cardinal Jin understand, but he didn't admit his mistake, and even got wronged, "Who told you to beat me every birthday, I dare not come back." Speaking of this, he became more and more wronged, "I still celebrate my birthday Woolen cloth."

Chu Yi listened lightly to his complaints, but stopped beating him. Instead, he got up and put a veil on him. Cardinal Jin knew that this meant enough beatings, and became more presumptuous, "Then I know I was wrong. , Brother also punished me, I don’t want my birthday gift to be unsatisfactory.”

Chu Yiqing squatted down in front of his bed, raised her head to look at him, raised her eyebrows—what do you want.

Cardinal Jin grinned, "Chengbi, come in."

Chu Yi heard Cardinal Jin call Shang Chengbi softly, smiled slightly, picked up the quilt and covered him lightly, Cardinal Jin blushed unconsciously.

Shang Chengbi had been waiting at the door, and when he heard his call, he hurried in and saw that Cardinal Jin was lying on the bed, covered with a thin quilt, but there was no needle in his back, and he knew that he must have been shot again. The elder brother loves to teach, and he doesn't puncture it, he just said in a soft and gentle voice, "I'll bring tea."

Cardinal Jin stood up and looked at him sadly, his pupils twinkling with interest.

Shang Chengbi felt beads of sweat coming out of his hair all at once.

Cardinal Jin tilted his head and did not speak.

Shang Chengbi saw that he looked like a puppy begging for food, but he had the cunning of a cat, and couldn't help wiping away the sweat that hadn't come out yet.

Chu Yiqing packed his things by himself and let him do whatever he wanted, Chonghua was always so cramped.

Being looked at by Cardinal Jin so affectionately and meaningfully, how could Shang Chengbi escape and surrender, "What do you want to say."

Cardinal Jin slowly spit out four words, "One word from a gentleman."

"Crack!" Shang Chengbi's cold sweat, which hadn't fallen, finally fell down.

Cardinal Jin said again, "You are not joking."

Shang Chengbi even wanted to take off this head and give it to him.So, he squatted down slightly in front of his bed, half-kneeled and wiped the little beads of sweat from the tip of his nose. Cardinal Jin's ears were still glowing red, "Does it hurt?" His deep voice was soft to the bone inside.

Cardinal Jin turned his head away and did not speak.Shang Chengbi patted his head, and before Cardinal Jin lost his temper, he got up and walked towards Chu Yi, "Brother——"

Chu Yi knew what Cardinal Jin was up to early on, and deliberately watched what Shang Chengbi had to say. Shang Chengbi didn't say anything, but turned his back and took off his outer robe, and his inner garment, revealing a large area of ​​uniform tightness. back, "Brother, please trouble me."

Before Chu Yiqing could say a word, Cardinal Jin started to stir up, "Brother, don't feel bad, hit him!" After finishing speaking, he felt that it was not enough, so he added, "Hit him with a stick!"

Chu Yi lightly slapped Cardinal Jin on the buttocks through the thin quilt, and entered the secret voice transmission, "Why should I hit someone?"

Cardinal Jin was extremely reckless, "For the common people of the world!" If they were for the common people of the world, both of them would be mortals, but when he said it in such a tone, Shang Chengbi wanted to laugh, and looked back at him and said, "You can kill me if you want."

Cardinal Jin said, "Whoever kills you will accompany me to be beaten, brother, beat him quickly!"

How could Chu Yiqing be willing to make a move? With a flick of his sleeves, he rolled up the clothes Shang Chengbi had taken off on Mu Shi, and was about to turn around and go out.

Shang Chengbi took a step forward, put his clothes back on again, grabbed a weight on the table, lifted it up one by one, and handed it to Chu Yiqing, "Brother——"

Looking at each other, Chu Yiqing clearly saw the word "seriousness" in his eyes. He was so solemn that even Chu Yiqing felt that the person in front of him was no longer a "sacrifice" written in the annals of history. Or the word "Huai", whether it is affectionate or cruel, even if he knows that it is impossible for a person like him to blame the common people in the world, but the act is so solemn, if it is just to refute the lover, it is true underestimated him.

Cardinal Jin was lying on the bed, and did not speak at the moment.

Chu Yi stretched out his hand lightly, took the ruler, and looked at each other, but he was disrespectful, "Is there anyone standing when you are beaten?"

Shang Chengbi was taken aback for a moment, and then, with a snap of his fingers, he knelt down.

Cardinal Jin watched helplessly as Chu Yi lightly lifted the ruler and slapped him on the back—a very tragic sound, leaving a red mark on his smooth and firm back. Cardinal Jin believed that it would soon become into purple.

Shang Chengbi frowned, but didn't even hum.

Chu Yi lightly raised his hand, and once again.

Shang Chengbi's back was straightened, but he still didn't make a sound.

The third time, it fell down.

This time, it fell on the first scar.

Shang Chengbi leaned forward and groaned.The streak of red on the back was dripping purple.

The fourth time, landed on the second time.

The sweat on Shang Chengbi's forehead fell to the ground.

Chu Yi lightly raised his hand again, and for the fifth time——

"Brother—" Cardinal Jin called out.

"Crack!" This time it hurt even more.

"Brother!" That's Zhenchi, who can stand such a beating, Cardinal Jin is in a hurry.

Shang Chengbi raised his head, wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, looked at Cardinal Jin, "It doesn't hurt."

Cardinal Jin just looked at Chu Yiqing, "Brother, I'm teasing him."

Chu Yi flicked his sleeves lightly, and his sleeves acted as a whip, breaking off the bloody red marks in one stroke.Then, again, and again.

Staggered vertically and horizontally, welts are mottled.

This way of playing is not as painful as Zhenchi, but the sharp pain is also unbearable.

Cardinal Jin stopped screaming, Chu Yi raised his sleeve lightly, twitched twice, and suddenly changed direction for the third time. Shang Chengbi was waiting to be hit again with his eyebrows trembling in pain, but suddenly realized that the wind direction was wrong, and turned around. He only had time to grab the hem of Chu Yi's light clothes, but this time, it still hit Cardinal Jin.

After Chu Yi finished beating lightly, without saying anything, he turned around and left with the medicine box, leaving Cardinal Jin and Shang Chengbi behind.

"Brother is angry?" Cardinal Jin asked Shang Chengbi in a low voice.

Shang Chengbi felt distressed and raised the scar on the thin quilt, "It hurts so much."

For a moment, Cardinal Jin didn't even care about his embarrassment, he just said, "Why are you so stupid, beat him with a ruler."

Shang Chengbi said, "Everything is the same."

Cardinal Jin was so angry that he didn't speak, Shang Chengbi lightly brushed his forehead hair, "I deserve it." In those years, when he had a tyrannical temper, he beat Cardinal Jin whenever he caught anything.It's just that there are some things that don't need to be said now, let alone in the future.

Cardinal Jin whispered, "I'll give you some medicine."

Could it be that Shang Chengbi's whole back was so painful that he was dead, but he smiled and said, "I'm fine—" Just as he was speaking, he heard the sound of pushing the door, "Father, my second uncle asked me to deliver the medicine." His hands were quick and his mouth was quicker, Chu Yi gently asked him to deliver the medicine, he thought it was for his second father's old illness, but he saw the back of Shang Chengbi who hadn't had time to put on his clothes.Shitou clicked his lips, "My second uncle is really a hero."

Shang Chengbi reached out and brought the tray over. Facing Jiang Shitou, he said, "Get lost!"

Jiang Shitou rolled his eyes, and stood opposite Cardinal Jin with an apologetic smile, "Second father, rest. Shitou stepped back first."

Shang Chengbi didn't want to talk to him at all, and Jiang Shitou didn't care to talk about him, but after all, he felt that, to be a son, one must be filial and righteous, so he said at the moment of closing the door, "Father, you heal your wounds."

Shang Chengbi opened his mouth to scold, but Jiang Shitou had already closed both doors and left.

Cardinal Jin laughed out loud.

Shang Chengbi shook his head, "If it can make you smile, this birthday gift is nothing."

Cardinal Jin said, "I was the one who came up with the idea, and my brother was the one who did it. It's so easy for you to give this birthday present."

Shang Chengbi smiled and went to get the ointment and sat on the side of the bed. First, he helped Cardinal Jin apply the medicine. Cardinal Jin lay on his stomach with his arms under his head, "My brother really hates—"

Shang Chengbi suddenly said, "There seems to be something in the ointment."

Cardinal Jin turned his head, and immediately felt the wound behind him, shivering in pain, Shang Chengbi opened the ointment box that was obviously covered with layers, and inside was a note, "The last post, a birthday present."

Yunze looked at Chu Yiqing, "Master, that's how it is. Why don't you tell Master Jin that you have worked so hard to develop this medicine, and it will only be useful if it penetrates into the skin. Thanks to your care for all these years, after wiping this medicine A dose of medicine, Mr. Jin will not need to take medicine anymore."

Chu Yi chuckled and said nothing, if something happened to him and I felt that I had to come back and beat him up every now and then, how could I live here with peace of mind all the time.It was still the cunning and narrow Jin kitten, it hadn't changed at all.